AISubs v3.5
Milky's studying challenge!
In this segment, Milky will get angry instead of you.
Milky will choose 6 stages of anger and get angry instead of you.
Let's get started.
I asked my staff in advance what I want Milky to get angry instead of me.
The other day, I was sitting in the middle of three people on a plane.
Then, people on both sides were using their elbows, so I didn't use my elbows at all and had a narrow mind.
But I couldn't say anything because I was weak.
Well, this is not good.
This is what I'm angry about.
I'm angry about...
this!
So, I'm going to get angry instead of Milky.
Are you going to bite me?
How about it? Do you like it?
In this segment, I'm going to get angry instead of you.
Please send me more and more!
Bye-bye!
HikariTV presents...
ATV48 Cars - Nani Mo Shito Made?
A "radio drama" is a drama that is broadcasted on the radio and is played only by actors and voice actors.
Well then, everyone...
The radio drama "Hiroshi and Yoko's Love Story" will air in five minutes!
Since it's a live broadcast, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
Yes, thank you for having us!
Thank you for having us!
Is the sound effect okay?
Yes, I'm checking it now...
Oshima!
You brought the CD, right?
Yes, of course I brought it!
That's good.
"Sound effect" is a job where you put music on or add sound effects.
In the industry, it's called "sound effect-san".
Hurry up!
Yes, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Here you go, Oshima-san!
Isn't this the "heart" CD that's on sale right now?!
You're right!
I'm sorry!
Oshima-san, what's wrong?
Well...
I forgot the CD with sound effects for today's drama...
Ehhh?!
I'm sorry!
But I think you'll be fine!
As long as you look at the script today, you can do it with your mouth!
Why?! There's no way I can do it!
But you have no choice but to do it!
Oshima-san, are you really okay with your mouth?
Yes, I'm fine!
Can you let me make the sound in the booth today?
Then, hurry up!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Hey, look at me.
Why? Why?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Well, everyone, are you ready?
Then, radio drama "Hiroshi and Yoko's Love Story".
Until the show starts, five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
A man and a woman who are tormented by fate.
The whereabouts of their love is...
Radio drama "Hiroshi and Yoko's Love Story".
Oh, it's a radio drama.
Shall we listen to it?
I met Yoko five years ago.
It was when I was taking shelter in front of the station.
It was raining heavily that day.
The wind was strong that day, too.
Then, a woman came there to take shelter in the rain.
It's raining a lot, isn't it?
Y-yes, it is.
The woman who appeared at that time was Yoko.
I was so impressed by her beauty...
that I was shocked from my brain to my toes.
I didn't care if he was there or not, and I invited him on a date without thinking.
All of a sudden? But it's okay.
And we decided on a date plan.
We went to the zoo and confessed our love at the fireworks show at night.
The next day, we met up and headed to the zoo first.
It's been a while since I went to the zoo.
I love zoos!
After this, we saw a lot of animals.
First, we saw an elephant.
Then we saw a lion.
And we saw a cow.
We saw a cow again.
We saw a happy cow.
We saw a kangaroo.
And finally, we saw a fox and a raccoon together.
Zoos are fun, aren't they?
And at night, Hiroshi and Yoko went to a firework show.
Oh, it's about to start.
The first firework went out of control and there were seven fireworks.
Oh no!
As a result, when the tenth time was over,
Hiroshi confessed his love.
Please go out with me on the premise of marriage.
Y-yes, ma'am!
And they got married.
In this way, the couple who got married were also blessed with children.
They were twins!
Sometimes in love, but only once, there was a big fight just before the divorce.
Yes, it was because of Hiroshi's cheating.
I can't forgive you!
That's right! Give me a break!
Ayamaru can't forgive him.
The anger at the time was tremendous.
It was like a fire coming out of a firefly.
Huh? Was that a fire?
And Yoko grabbed Hiroshi's arm and hit it against the wall.
She hit it against the wall.
Yoko's anger hasn't calmed down yet.
She took out a pie and threw it at Hiroshi's face.
Yes, I thought I'd throw it at you, but I couldn't.
Because I like you.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
And they made up and lived happily together until they died.
How was the story?
It was a good story.
Thank you for your hard work, everyone.
Thank you for your hard work.
Ms. Onkou.
You're fired.
What?
What? What?
You guys are crazy.
No, we'll do our best.
What?
Look, we'll do our best.
Captain, can you hear me?
This is Takashima.
We found someone who looks like a hostage.
And of course...
We found someone who looks like a bomb.
And of course...
We found someone who looks like a bomb.
And of course...
We found someone who looks like a bomb.
Help me!
Don't worry.
Are you okay?
Don't worry.
"Don't worry" means you'll be saved?
Anyway, don't worry.
"Don't worry" is the only thing you say?
Well then, I'll get to work.
Captain, it looks like a bomb.
I knew it. What kind of bomb is it?
There are five cables.
Five cables?
What color are they?
They're all red.
Ah! I know what kind of bomb it is!
It's not a bomb if you cut the wrong cable out of the five red ones.
It's a bomb if you cut off the wrong one.
What are you talking about?
I understand. Give me instructions.
Out of the five...
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it worse than I thought?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Don't worry.
Isn't it worse than I thought?
Don't worry. I'm okay.
Takashima, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Please.
Out of the five...
Look at it from the front, count it from the left, and from the third one, go one more step to the right,
but still go back three steps to the left,
and one more step to the right with the next cable,
and if you cut off one more right cable,
the bomb will not fall and proceed.
Give me instructions one more time.
I can't give you instructions one more time.
I hope you'll consider it.
For now...
Can you cut it off quickly?
Takashima...
Two to the right, and two more to the left...
Two more to the right, and one more to the left...
Are you supporting me like you did earlier?
One more.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Can I do it?
I'm scared!
This is the cutting cable.
Here I go.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Die! Die!
Takashima, how was it?
I'm scared!
I'm sorry!
I see. Then apologize to the hostage.
I will do so.
Nagao-senpai, I'm sorry.
Good morning.
Good morning!
I'm Shimada Hara of AKB48!
I'm Nagao Maria of AKB48!
I'm Iwatate Sako of AKB48!
You don't have to shout so much.
I'm not going to do anything special.
Do you know what I'm going to do today?
I'm going to do something called "kareha-konto".
Old-fashioned kareha-konto.
I think you are that generation.
I'm sorry!
You don't have to be so polite.
I'm Suzuki.
You don't have to be so polite.
I'm sorry!
"Kareha-konto" is...
There's a sick child in a hospital.
And the child suddenly looks out of the window.
And then...
That "kareha" goes...
Okay, okay, stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, no, it's fine! It's fine!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's fine if it's just a little bit!
Okay, it's fine if it's only that much!
Yes, yes!
And that "kareha" goes...
Well, well, you guys...
Especially you! Shut up!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm sorry!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
I'm sorry!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
Ah, ah, it's fine!
Now, let's start the lesson!
These are the mother and children who will be acting with us today.
I'm Suzuki. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Could you say hello for us?
I'm Suzuki Funny Content Academy First Grader, Shimoda Yaka.
Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute!
No, no, no... I want you to say 'funny.'
Nice to meet you!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
I'm Suzuki Funny Content Academy First Grader, Nagao.
I'm Suzuki Funny Content Academy First Grader, Iwatate! Nice to meet you!
Yes, please! Nice to meet you!
Wow, you're funny!
I haven't even said funny things yet.
Ah, I see.
We're about to do 'funny' right now, but we can't say 'funny.'
Okay.
Yes!
If it goes up like this, no one will find it funny.
Stop it!
I told you earlier!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
No, it's fine.
Well, is it okay for me to start now?
I'm going to hang out for a bit.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to hang out for a bit.
Yes, please do!
Thank you!
It's finally time for the actual performance.
The skit starts with the parent and child acting in the hospital room.
They can live until their dead skin falls off.
For the sake of their children's lives, their dead skin hangs off of them.
Please do it!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Go ahead and do it!
Yes.
First of all, you should be prepared for it.
Yes.
Your state of blankness is the best.
Yes.
Then...
No, no, wait a minute!
No, that's not it!
That's not it!
You guys, come over here!
No, we haven't even started yet!
I want to say it!
No matter how exhausted you are,
hey, this isn't recorded, is it?
At least we're talking in the middle of it.
Who fell first?
No, no, no!
Hey!
You were so excited until just now,
and now you're all quiet when you're the culprit!
You're the one who can't do it at all!
Yes!
No...
You know, you're just hanging out here and pretending to be motivated,
but you're not motivated at all!
Right? You laughed just now, didn't you?
You shouldn't be here!
I'm motivated!
Do you want to try it?
Yes! One for the three of us!
Please do it!
Shut up, "one for the three of us"...
Then let's do it!
This is the last one! Seriously!
This is the last one!
Yes!
It was so much fun!
Yes!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
It was so much fun!
Stop it! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It was so much fun!
Get off! Get off!
No, no, no! I'll teach you how to be controlled!
You know...
Being funny is not controlled!
Yes! Yes!
Do you understand? Yes! Yes!
Be careful with that!
Then, do it! Yes! Please!
I'm scared!
Then, I'll do it with this person!
Ok! Good job!
Yes! Good job!
That's not good!
Hey! Stop it!
You didn't even need a counselor!
Hey!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry!
Don't say "I'm sorry"!
Apologize! Apologize right now!
I'm sorry!
Don't say "I'm sorry"!
When you apologize, you say "I'm sorry"!
If you say "I'm sorry", I'll make fun of you!
Teacher, will you do it for me?
Um... I'm not saying anything stupid.
It's a show for people with disabilities.
Right?
Actually, this role is...
for people like Downtown and Uchimura.
To be honest, Suzuki is a third-rate entertainer.
I don't want to say it myself!
What is it?
When I'm on a comedy show,
I shine the brightest when I'm looking away.
That's my strength.
Like this, Suzuki didn't do it and his lesson ended.
Comedy is difficult, right?
Yes! Yes!
This isn't good, right?
Yes! Yes!
For now, let's go eat some food.
You can't go in there!
Yes!
You can't go in there!
Captain, can you hear me?
This is Takashima.
A hostage and a person are found.
And...
As I thought, a bomb and something you like are being used.
As I thought, this is a bomb.
Help me!
Please calm down.
Will you help me?
Please calm down.
Are you really okay?
Please calm down.
Can you only say "please calm down"?
Anyway...
Please calm down.
In that case...
Please calm down.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Then I will start working.
Captain, as far as I can see, it's a bomb.
I knew it.
What kind of bomb is it?
There are five cables.
Each of them has something like a number written on it.
I got it.
That bomb is...
I'm going to give you an addition problem now,
so think about it safely and cut the number cable you think is correct,
and if you make a mistake,
the bomb on the hostage will fall and you won't be blamed for it.
What kind of bomb is that?
Please calm down.
Anyway, listen carefully and think carefully.
But Captain, can I ask you a question?
We don't have much time.
Yes.
Is it okay for me to use a calculator?
Yes, use a calculator.
No.
If you use a calculator, this plot won't work out.
Okay?
Do your best to be safe here.
I see.
I got it.
Please!
Yes.
Then I'll give you a problem.
Yes.
Here we go.
Ninety-eight plus sixty-four plus eighty-two plus one hundred and sixty-four plus seventy-two plus thirty- eight plus one hundred and seventy-eight minus two is...
Don't give up.
Don't give up!
You said it's an addition problem, but it's a division problem?
So what?
One more time, please.
I can't do it one more time.
Ms. Lego, did you understand?
Leave it to me.
Ha-ha-ha!
- Takashima! - Yes?
- It's about time! - Huh?
- You have to cut the cable that says the number you think is correct. - Huh? I didn't know!
- Yes. - Do your best.
- Yes.
- I'll go with this one. The correct answer is this cable.
- Are you okay?
- The staff's faces are smiling, so it might be wrong.
- Hey! - Don't worry about others! Believe in yourself!
- Scary! This is bad!
- Then I'll go. - This is bad!
- Are you ready?
- My heart is pounding.
- Here I go.
- Huh? - Takashima-kun, how was it?
- I succeeded!
- Really?!
- Takashima, you did it! - Really?!
- You're amazing! - You're right!
- Wow!
- I'm hungry because we skipped breakfast.
- It's always the same, so let's eat something different for lunch.
- Sounds good! - Sounds good!
- There's a place called "Eat"! - Really?!
- "Eat" is here! - Let's eat sushi!
- But this is a very expensive and famous restaurant.
- It's okay! They'll pay for us if we tell a joke.
- Huh? Really? If you tell a joke, they'll pay for us?
- Really!
- I've never paid for anything in this restaurant!
- But if you don't tell a joke, they'll charge you a lot of money, so be careful.
- Let's go!
- Hello!
- Welcome!
- Hello!
- Itami-san, I'm sorry, but do you really like telling jokes?
- Yes.
- Then show me!
- Delicious sushi...
- Please let me eat only sushi!
- What should we eat first? - Let's eat something simple...
- What should we eat first? - Squid, of course!
- Good luck with your exam!
- Let's eat!
- What would you like to drink over there? - Sannenbeigumi...Kanpachi-sensei!
- Kanpachi-sensei's mochi! - Yay!
- Yay! I'm happy! - Let's eat!
- Delicious! - Let's eat mochi, too!
- Then, Itami-san, give me Masuo-san's colleague's Anago-san! - That's out!
- What? No way! - I can't accept that as it is...
- Isn't it too strict? - I think my heart will break in the afternoon...
- By the way, Itami-san, what's your recommendation for today? - Ebi-muffin!
- Ebi-muffin!
- Then, let's sing together! - Let's sing together!
Ebiigaga!
Sounds interesting!
I want one, too!
I am Ebiigaga!
Ebiigaga, please!
You know it, don't you?
Ebiigaga.
Ebiigaga!
Ikura!
You had an ikura!
Itama-san!
Ikura, Ebiigaga...
What a shame!
It doesn't matter.
I haven't eaten one yet.
It doesn't matter. I want to eat it.
This...
Evangalion!
Evangalion, launch!
Evangalion! Evangalion!
There's nothing we can do about it. I...
Can't be helped.
Isn't it almost time for lunch break?
Mochi, what are you going to do?
I'm still just an evangalion.
Since it's the last one, I'll pay for it.
Itamai-san! Yes!
Give me some sea urchin.
Sea urchin? Yes!
Sea urchin!
It's expensive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's only one volume, right?
Thank you very much.
Mmm, sea urchin!
That's great!
Then, shall we pay for it?
Yes!
That's right.
Excuse me, but could you pay for it?
Yes!
Is it okay for both of us?
Of course.
Separately.
This lady...
I'll pay for it.
That's fine.
This lady...
That's fine, too.
Huh?
Is it okay for me to pay for it, too?
That's fine.
Yay!
This lady...
Yes?
Since she's lucky...
How much is it?
It's 500,000 yen.
What?!
No way!
That's great!
Otakin, is it okay for you?
Yay!
Thank you!
Huh?!
Hold it!
It's already over!
The continuation is funny!
What?!
Why is the opener always funny?!
The continuation is funny!
It's not a hi-five!
Guide, please guide us!
OK!
A guy and a girl scheming...