AISubs v3.5
This is a well-known haunted spot.
And these two are ghosts who love to appear in photos taken by humans.
This place has also been attracting attention as a haunted spot.
We are also doing our best.
Do you know the new photo that became a hot topic on the Internet?
Do you know it?
The one with a great element.
That's me.
I saw it.
The photos of ghosts that have been taken so far have become a hot topic.
They have.
After all, there are many places where ghosts are surprised by humans.
So, in order for as many people as possible to be surprised in the future,
we want to meet the expectations of those who come to this graveyard and take photos of ghosts.
We have to take photos of ghosts for about two minutes.
That's right.
Oh, someone is here.
Hey, hey, hey.
You know the haunted photo you saw on the Internet?
That's a graveyard here.
Welcome.
Isn't it cool?
How is it?
Oh, my.
Is it really there?
I'm here.
Isn't it a graveyard?
It's definitely there.
Do you want to take a picture of a white hand reflected on your shoulder?
No.
Ouch! It's scary!
It's scary!
It's a picture of a hand on your shoulder.
It's relatively simple.
Can we do it here?
I can do it alone, so can I do it?
Okay, let's do it.
Let me see.
Can you really see it?
How is it, Ms. Oishima? Can you only see my hand?
I can't see it from there.
Can you see it from here?
Not yet.
How is it?
Can you only see my hand?
I can't see it from there.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, pose!
Oh, you got it.
How is it?
Did you get it?
Oh, you got it!
Wow, you got it!
You got it!
You really got it!
I told you, didn't I?
Not only this hand,
if you take a picture,
you can lose your own legs.
No, no, no, that's not possible!
I told you, I'll lower my head.
What?
Oh, I'm scared!
You can only say "I'm scared", right?
I'll go there, so go and check the finder.
Got it.
I'm scared.
Is it around here?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, my shoulders are shaking all of a sudden.
I'm sorry, I can't see your face.
Keep it like this.
OK, OK, OK!
OK, cheese!
Oh, you got it, you got it!
You got it, you got it!
Look!
You got it!
I'm scared!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Yeah.
You really got it!
But there's still more to find in this grave.
What's next?
Anything is fine.
I heard that
there's a picture of a kid
in a baseball uniform
who died while playing baseball.
Really?
What do you think about this uniform?
I think this is Yoshida's child's uniform.
Yes, it is.
I went to my grandmother's house and went out in the morning.
What should you do? You can't take a picture of this uniform.
But if I do, I will lose my peace of mind.
Didn't you have a uniform like this?
I think I used it in a basketball circuit.
Isn't it obvious that you are not a child?
I don't know. Let me change my clothes.
Let's go in.
I should change my clothes in this uniform, right?
Yes, please change your clothes.
It's about time for you to take a picture of this uniform.
Wait a minute. I'm in a hurry.
OK.
When will you take a picture of this uniform?
Tomorrow?
But it will disappear tomorrow.
Tomorrow it will disappear.
I think it will disappear.
Let's go.
OK. Cheese!
How is it?
It's on the screen!
It looks like it was okay.
It's dangerous.
But...
There's more.
No way.
It's true.
There are two blue ghosts whose faces are as blue as if they were painted with paint.
No way! Really?
Was there such a thing?
Well, I think it's a different place in the forest.
I think the information is mixed up.
Well, it can't be helped.
I have to do it for her.
Wow!
It looks like a mustache.
It looks like Shigeo Nagashima.
Wow!
Wow! I don't like it!
Wow!
She says amazing things.
She does.
Wow!
Her skin...
That woman...
Okay?
That's right.
She has a really bad smell.
Wow!
Okay, let's go with this.
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
Okay, pose!
How was it?
Wow! Look!
Wow!
Seriously, this face...
It's amazing, isn't it?
But...
I think...
I think I got into a hot bath and got wet.
Come on, you're exaggerating.
It's not a hot bath.
I'm not scared of that kind of thing.
What's wrong?
Wait a minute!
You have a blue face!
I have to get married as soon as possible!
Yeah!
Huh? Surprisingly, you are surprised a lot.
But this pattern is also acceptable.
GaryTV presents...
ATB48 Cards!
That's all for now.
As you all know, a copy machine.
In fact, it was Nagao...
...who was signing the copy machine.
I'm bored.
"Paperless, paperless," I say, but my work keeps decreasing.
Lately, I've been holding meetings with my tablet.
It's hard to live in this world.
Someone's here.
Calculation book?
It's annoying to draw lines.
Let me see...
It's so detailed.
I just need to draw the whole thing, right?
Like this, right?
Alright!
Let me see...
Weeeeeeeen!
Mr. Suzuki!
I'm done copying!
His job is so easy. I want to change.
I like it.
Oh, Toruko's here.
Let me see... Was it a three-part copy?
One step forward...
Oh, it's the one on the men's bathroom.
One...
Step...
Forward...
It's pretty good, right?
One step forward...
Three...
Oh, it's the last one.
Oh, wait. I wrote "three steps" instead.
If I move three steps forward, will it get stuck?
But it's annoying to rewrite, so I'll just put it out.
If anything, it's better to put it out three steps forward.
Let's put it out.
Weeeeeen!
Alright! I'm done copying!
I'm so happy!
It's so much fun being in the men's bathroom!
What's next?
Hmm? What's this?
A drink guide!
But it's so plain...
Can I make something cuter?
Ah, I got the kanji wrong...
You can't make it cuter than this!
Hmm... I don't think this is enough...
How about an apple tournament?
Do you have an apple tournament?
Something like this, right?
Something like this?
Alright!
Oh no, I'm out of paper!
Ah, what should I do?!
What's wrong? What?!
Huh?! Huh?! What?! Huh?! Huh?!
What?! Huh?! Huh?!
Was that handwritten?
What's this?
The end!
I'll catch you!
The Hoopians are planning an invasion of Earth.
But they have a fatal weakness...
They faint when the Hoop stops.
That's why they train day and night.
We are the Hoopians!
I love today!
I'll challenge my martial arts skills!
Let's go, Hoop!
Huh? This way, Hoop?
Until the day of the earth invasion, let's go, Hoop!
I'll kiss you in your mouth.
Everyone was surprised.
This young man is actually the 80th descendant of the famous Ano Ikkyu-san.
His name is Hachijikkyu-san.
Next episode - Hachijikkyu-san gets involved with Yankees!
Senior, this is a new song with A.K.B. Hotel!
This is my highest score right now!
Stop it! Give it back!
What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine, so just give up!
This is terrible!
I want to see my mother!
Hachijikkyu!
Oh, Watanabe-kun!
I didn't expect you to be here!
I'll see you tomorrow at school!
Hey, Hachijikkyu!
A.K.B. Hotel's CD has been stolen by Yankees!
What?!
So I want you to find a way to get that CD back!
Got it! Leave it to me!
Thank you, Hachijikkyu!
Could you give me back the CD you took from Watanabe-kun?
This was originally mine!
I know! I know!
I knew you couldn't pull off a single trick!
At this rate, we'll have to use our brains!
What's she saying?! Senior, let's do it!
You're right!
Mom, don't get so mad! Don't panic!
What's with her?
What's she doing?!
You guys don't know! Hachijikkyu is finally using her brains!
If you use your brains, you guys will be defeated in no time!
Come on, Hachijikkyu! Use your brains!
Watanabe-kun, don't panic!
Okay, here I go!
It's a flash!
Huh? Where am I? Ow, ow, ow...
It's too late for you to flash.
Huh? Where am I?
Because you didn't let us know where you were, we got beaten up and sent to the hospital.
So you found out...
Our CD was also stolen...
Of course you'll get it back, won't you?
I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry...
Just a little break, just a little break...
Eighty-nine!
AKB48 Cute Hot Types Championship
In this corner, the members will compete against each other to see how cute they can look.
The score is five points out of ten.
It will be judged by the producer of the show.
It's finally time for the final episode!
The last challenger is...
Thank you for your hard work today!
Good night!
What is Takajo's score?
How many points do you think it is?
Eight.
Yes!
Takajo is excited! Can it be eight points?
So, the first queen of the cute hot bodies competition is Takajo Akini!
Good night!
Everyone, don't be surprised.
This young man is actually the 80th descendant of the famous Ano Ikkyu-san.
His name is Hachijyukkyu-san.
The final episode! Hachijyukkyu-san pays back to the Yankees!
I love you!
Nomuken!
Hurry up and do it!
I can't imitate!
Shut up and imitate Furuhata Ninjabura!
I can't!
Hurry up and do it!
Then I'll imitate Serina-san...
I'm not a man!
So imitate Furuhata Ninjabura!
I can't do it!
I want to see my mother!
Hachijyukkyu!
O-Otanabe-kun!
S-See you!
Hey, Hachijyukkyu!
I'm being forced to imitate!
Help me!
What did you say?
Him again...
You want me to imitate him?
You guys!
Don't force Otanabe-kun to imitate!
Do you remember what we did?
Of course I remember!
It took me two months to learn!
Then I'll imitate Mori Shinichi!
Oh, my mother...
I-I'm M-Mori Shinichi!
You want me to send you to the hospital again?
I'll make you pay for this!
This time...
I'll lock you up in a cage!
Prepare yourselves!
Hachijyukkyu!
Hurry up and get me out of the cage!
- It's lit up! - Out of my way!
Huh? This is...
The storyboard is over, so I'm withdrawing.
I-is that so?
T-then go home.
I'm not in a hurry. I'm not in a hurry.
I'm not in a hurry.
No, I said out of my way!
Out of my way!
Yukirin's "This is the sound of which station?" corner!
From now on, I'll hum the sound of the Yamanotsu Line's certain hall.
Then, I'll go right away!
Is it right? I'll go again!
Then, I'll announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Akihabara Station!
There's an Akihabara Theater, so I'll be waiting for you at the theater!
Bye-bye!
I've finally made it to the finals!
If I win this, I'll get 10 million yen in prize money!
If I win this, I'll be able to appear in a lot of quiz shows!
I definitely want to win!
Yes, that spirit!
I'll do my best!
Then, I'll go to the finals!
See you later!
Go for it, Mr. Kojima!
And at that moment...
From Endy's butt pocket...
The question and answer for the finals are written in the script.
If this is conveyed to Endy, there is no doubt that he will win the championship.
Matsui decided to take off his clothes as a manager.
And now, five seconds before the show...
Four, three, two...
Queen's Day AKB! Hello, I'm your host, Shimada!
Thank you for waiting for me!
This time, Oshima-san and Nagao-san will be competing against each other!
The prize money for the winner is 10 million yen!
Alright!
Oshima-san, are you confident in winning?
I am!
Nagao-san, are you?
Of course I am!
Then, let's get started with the first question!
Who is the person who has a wide range of talents, such as being a laughing talent, an actor, and a movie director,
and has been given the highest French literary award in a movie, "commandoure" in a movie?
Yes, Ms. Oshima!
"Triangle"!
That's not it! There's no one like that!
Well, what do you think?
Yes, go ahead!
"Takeshi Kitano"!
Congratulations!
Correct! Ms. Oshima gets one point!
Question number two!
Four years ago, who was the world-loved singer who sadly passed away four years ago?
Let's think about it!
Four years ago...
Michael Jackson?
Correct!
And now for the final question.
If you get this, you can win 10 million yen.
Yes, Oshima-san!
Drunk!
It's a person's name.
Staff members, please be quiet.
I'm sorry, it's dusty in here.
Yes, Oshima-san!
Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan...
But...
Who is the most famous Hong Kong-born action star in "Burning Dragon"?
Well done, you got it.
Now, what do you think?
Huh? What's wrong? You're laughing so hard.
Nagao-san!
Bruce Lee!
Excellent answer!
I did it! I did it!
The winner will win 10 million yen!
Ah...
Still, you got it well.
Yes!
The manager over there told Oshima-san with gestures, so I got it.
Huh?
I see!
Oshima-san, you're not allowed to appear on Hong Kong- born TV stations!
And with that, this has been "Quiz de APB"!
See you next week!
"You get 100 yen for doing your best!" Corner!
In this corner, I'll try various things, and during that time, I'll definitely be cheered on.
It's a precious corner where I'll do my best and remember my name!
Well then, let's go! Here's what I'll do in order to get 100 yen!
Ready... start!
Ah, this is bad! I'm about to finish.
Ah, but surprisingly, it's helpful!
It's not unfair at all!
I'll do my best!
Good morning!
Oh my god!
It's hot and my face is stiff.
My face is stiff.
But I'll use up all of it.
Wow!
Milky's angry points will be collected!
Yeah!
In this segment, Milky will be angry instead of you.
Milky will choose the degree of anger that will change in six stages and will be angry instead of you.
Today, I asked the staff what they want me to be angry instead of me.
The other day, when I was in line at a convenience store, I was called "Next person, please".
But the next person came in and finished the line.
And even though I was in line first, I was angry even though I knew it.
But I couldn't say anything because I was weak.
So, they want me to be angry instead of them.
Then, this degree of anger is...
This!
So, I'll be angry instead of them.
I'll be very angry!
What do you think?
You feel better now, don't you?
So, please do your best from tomorrow!
In this corner, I'm going to pick up what you want me to get angry for you.
So, I don't know what you want me to do, but please pick up what you want me to do!
Bye-bye!