AISubs v3.5
What's wrong?
I drank too much yesterday and now my stomach is upset.
She drank too much yesterday and now her stomach is upset.
I am a stomach upset man who appears after drinking!
Are you okay? I have medicine for you.
It's called "Yokoyama Capsule A-dose".
It's really effective.
Really?
Yes.
This medicine is the special medicine for stomach upset.
"Yokoyama Capsule A-dose".
Pour it in water and hurry to the scene.
I heard someone swallowing something in my throat!
Wait a minute.
One!
Drink too much the next day.
Two!
Inomukatsuki has excellent effects!
Three!
Protect your health and well-being and have fun using it!
Yes, I am the special medicine with excellent effects for inomukatsuki and motare!
Yokoyama Capsule Video!
Inomukatsuki! Prepare yourself!
I won't forgive anyone who gets in my way!
I'll beat you up!
It's a battle!
Let's go!
Pants and Zuma battle!
Why is it a battle? Pants and Zuma.
Pants and Zuma wear pants and pull each other. The one who gets it first loses.
If you win this battle, you can suppress inomukatsuki for some reason.
Now, can Yokoyama Capsule Video defeat inomukatsuki?
Ready... Fight!
Pull! Pull!
Pull!
Go! Go! Go!
Yokoyama!
Yokoyama Capsule is sold out.
The crisis is relieved.
Will it end like this?
Huh? Is it still warm?
Then I'll give you another one!
Yes, there are a lot of Yokoyama Capsules.
Yokoyama Capsule Second Floor Entry
On the other hand, the angry man was absorbed in the factors of victory.
Huh? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hey, you! You should have stopped it earlier!
Stop it!
I thought victory was first place, but I was wrong.
I'm back!
Yokoyama Capsule Second Floor Entry
Let's play again!
Hans and Zubo's Revenge
Wait a minute.
Angry man is in the way.
Let's play again.
Are you angry?
I'll take it off!
Let's play the second round.
Ready... Fight!
Yokoyama Capsule.
Let's have fun!
I'm happy!
You're still excited?
How much did you drink yesterday?
A little...
I'll give you one more.
It says you can drink up to three cans a day...
That's right. Yokoyama Capsule and more.
Up to three cans a day.
This is your last chance.
Now, let's go to Inonaka.
She thinks she has completely conquered Inonaka, but she's wrong.
She's playing golf leisurely.
And then...
You again?!
Are you okay?
It's not good.
That's why we have to win here.
Now, this is your last chance.
You again?!
But we're going to win!
Aren't you nice?
You're thick-skinned.
If you don't win this, you won't have a chance.
Do your best!
Yokoyama Capsule and more!
Ready... Fight!
Ballet, ballet...
Good, good. Good game!
We won!
Why did we win?!
You can't drink up to three cans a day anymore!
And so she went home without a word.
We won!
Now Inonaka is invaded!
That's a Yokohama capsule, it doesn't work at all.
Then I'm done with this too.
Let's go.
Please look forward to the next new drug being developed.
Hikari TV presents...
ATV48 Karnz!
Nobody goes there!
Iwasami Saki's "Concern Consultation" at Enka!
"Iwasami Saki, who lives in Tokyo and sings with all her heart,
is the best cover singer and request cover singer!
From San."
I've had a fever since yesterday and I can't stop coughing and running nose.
Is this a cold?
These are the concerns.
Here is their response.
I think it's probably a cold,
but if you have time to send me a postcard,
go see a doctor first thing in the morning.
Hey, did you know?
The painter who painted us is coming to see us today.
I've never seen him before.
It's rare for him to show his face in public like this.
By the way, you at the very end, are you new here?
Yes.
By the way, what's with the price? Isn't it a little cheap?
What?
One million yen?
Give me a break.
I'm sorry.
You're going to make me look cheap.
The three of you are very expensive.
We're very realistic.
I want to see it.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Actually, we're not here today for anything else.
Out of these four works, three of them are failed.
And we'd like to rewrite them.
You know what I mean, right?
As you can see, this is the failed one.
What is it?
It's a pizza.
It looks delicious.
It's delicious.
It's a pizza.
Out of the remaining three, it is said that those who lose rock-paper-scissors are failed.
Can you take your faces and hands out of the picture?
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's decided.
Let's go.
It's a pizza.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's wonderful.
It's good.
If you make a cute face like you've never done before and if you're not cute, you fail.
Let's start with this painter.
Please make a cute face.
We did it.
Next painter.
Please make a super cute face.
We did it.
This is a failed work.
We did it.
You guys are great.
Are you okay?
We did it.
Thank you for the food.
Nagao Maria's sexy cute face corner.
I'm going to compete with you in this corner.
Are you ready?
One, two, let's glare at each other.
If you laugh, you lose.
Don't stare at me like that.
One, two, let's glare at each other.
Which one is it?
Which one could it be?
Well, you know...
I can't even remember the number.
Not yet?
Not yet?!
I'm still doing it!
This corner...
I'm in Irumiya.
Shut up!
This is...
Wait a minute!
It's not! It's order!
When I said "ton, ton, ton", you had to come back here again!
You could have done it in one go!
If you came this way, I wouldn't have been able to do it!
Isn't your arm too big?
I'm sorry about that.
"I'm sorry about that" you say?
What do you mean "I'm sorry about that"?
Suzuki hasn't said anything yet.
Let's resume from Katayama.
How rude of you!
Ouch!
Go home!
Hurry up!
Go home!
In the end, I can't see anything.
I don't know where you are.
Here.
Oh, there.
Why did you come again?
It's strange, isn't it?
Doing it in order is the nature of this content.
Go home!
It's amazing.
I didn't think you would hate me like this.
I'm not Ota's rifleman.
Next, next, next...
When I was thinking about this, I slipped.
That's right! You shouldn't think like that!
With this, my day's work is over.
Good night.
I did my best today.
What are kuramochi's benefits?
Here I go.
Wow...
It's hard...
I hate it the most!
kuramochi. Half and half sandwiches.
So, as you can see, the rankings at this point are as follows.
In 2848, after fighting through World War IV, the AKB48 union returned to their motherland, earth.
Sato, we can see earth now.
Captain, our journey is coming to an end.
Julie, when we return to earth, let's get married and have about ten children.
No, Sato.
Emergency! Emergency!
What is it? What's wrong?
200,000 kilometers ahead, enemy fleet spotted!
One... one hundred!
What?!
If we go straight ahead, we won't be able to prevent annihilation!
What should we do, Sato? Isn't there any better way?
Sato...
Use the scouser missile here.
But... that's not allowed...
I'll get permission later.
That's impossible!
If you don't get permission, you won't be able to open the box and press the button!
Okay... I'll go.
Please do it in a round room!
Everyone, prepare to fire the scouser missile!
Preparation to fire!
Stay where you are!
I'll go get permission now!
Aye, aye, sir!
And so, Captain Yokoyama, in order to get permission for the scouser missile,
heads to the command center to obtain permission for the use of warships and other weapons on Earth.
Yes, at this time of year, there is permission from the command center for even one missile.
Excuse me!
We would like permission for the use of the scouser missile...
In that case...
Please take a look at this document.
And...
Can you write down your specific purpose of use?
Your purpose of use is...
Your purpose of use is to attack enemy ships.
Yes!
Understood.
Then, we will take this document.
And...
This is the key.
Please return this document within 10 days of use.
We look forward to your cooperation.
Thank you very much!
Please go ahead!
Captain Yokoyama, who has received the key, heads to the warship.
Hurry up!
Everyone is waiting for you!
Captain!
Please unlock the lock with this.
Yes! Understood!
It's here!
Alright, fire!
Scouser Missile, fire!
We did it!
We did it, Asato!
We did it!
We're saved!
Emergency! Emergency!
Enemy found on radar!
There's still one left!
What?!
No way!
Scouser Missile doesn't work...
There's nothing we can do!
Sato...
Use the laser beam.
I can't!
It's alright.
I'll go get permission now.
Everyone!
Prepare to fire the laser beam!
Prepare to fire!
I'll go get permission now!
Aye, aye, sir!
Here's what you'll need.
If you're going to use the laser beam...
Yes?
Um...
Can you hurry up a little?
Ah, yes!
You'll need this crown...
Yes?
...when you're working...
Yes?
...so put it where you can see it.
Yes?
Also, once the person in charge...
Yes?
...has checked for safety...
Yes?
...the lock will be released.
Yes?
Can I use it?
It's alright, it's alright.
Is it allowed?
It's alright.
Is it allowed?
Yes.
Please wait a moment.
I beg you.
Huh?
I only had two hours left!
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- It's a small rocket, but please bear with it for a while. - Is the rocket small?
Then, in a hurry to the battleship with a safety inspection instructor...
- Isn't this for one person? - It's narrow...
- This is no good! We'll get caught!
- This is for one person, right?
- Captain! T-this person is...
- A safety inspection person with a laser beam.
- My name is Suzuki, and I'm a laser beam safety inspection instructor.
- Where is your enemy battleship?
- This ship.
- Oh my, oh my, oh my...
- We're in trouble now, aren't we? We're getting very close.
- But will they really attack us?
- The enemy is recharging their energy.
- I think they'll definitely attack us after this.
- But if they don't have that intention...
- This is an overprotection, so it's completely out.
- They definitely have that intention!
- Well, you know...
- I was on that ship the other day.
- But they didn't seem like that kind of people.
- I don't think they'll allow it.
- Suzuki-san...
- Yes?
- Well, it's only this time!
- Please!
- I'll take this off, okay?
- All members have finished equipping.
- Oh, it's just a formality.
- Is it okay?
- Yes.
- Okay, then this is ready for launch.
- Okay!
- All members!
- Launch the laser beam!
- That's my job.
- All members!
- Launch the laser beam!
- Launch!
- We did it.
- Somehow we made it in time.
Emergency! Emergency!
Radar and unidentified flying object.
300,000 kilometers ahead.
Meteor shower.
Captain!
At this rate...
We'll crash.
It's a cute warp.
But a warp is...
I don't care!
I'm telling you...
Everyone!
Prepare for a warp!
Excuse me.
Can I ride it instead of you?
Yes, please.
Excuse me.
Well...
I'm having a rally soon.
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's me. Yes, yes, yes.
It's you.
Yes, yes.
This one, please.
Ah!
It's a warp, isn't it?
Yes.
Today!
Today.
Today!
Yes.
Today!
It's a warp!
Yes.
Ah, that's right!
Today is...
By the way...
Today is...
By the way...
Is there a destination for the warp?
If possible...
I'd like you to take me to a nearby city.
Today?
Today...
You're saying weird things!
Today, you're going to a city, right?
No!
As expected of you!
There aren't many cities in the city right now.
Where is there?
If it's nearby...
Kyushu...
That's fine.
Ah, really?
Yes.
Kyushu is fine?
Yes, it's fine.
Then...
I'll change it to 12,000 yen.
Yes.
Then, I'll give you 12,000 yen in cash.
Yes.
And...
This is the proof photo of the final person in charge.
Yes.
Bring me all of these windows and everything.
Yes.
I can't do that.
Yes.
Warp is more difficult than you think.
Warp is difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult!
I'm pretty drunk!
Ah, Kyushu?
Ah, of course!
Kyushu?
That was wrong, wasn't it?
Yes.
It's over now.
It's Sunday morning, Monday morning.
It's 9 o'clock in the morning.
Bring it back again.
If it's like that, I won't make it in time.
No, you won't make it in time!
It's a job you have to do every day.
What a day!
I know that.
In this way, the Earth Defense Forces perished.
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
It's amazing!
I'm sorry.
It's amazing, really!
The way the paella splashed was crazy!
It was my first time seeing it.
It's amazing!
I'm sorry.
It smells like amazing paella.
Here is an announcement from the program.
Gather around!
What's taking AKB48 so long?
Every Friday, at 11:15 p.m., it's in full swing!
Everyone, look forward to it!
They are space aliens planning an earth invasion.
However, they have a fatal flaw.
That is...
When space stops, they go out of season.
For that reason, do they spend their days and nights training?
We are space aliens.
Today, we will challenge our balance.
Do you understand?
What is this?
This is impossible!
Look!
Until the day of earth invasion...
Do your best, space aliens!
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