AISubs v3.5
[Rules]
Excuse me.
I made a reservation.
Welcome.
Please come in.
Please have a seat.
How is it this time?
Today, it's a little stretched out.
Can you arrange it nicely?
Understood.
Then I, Kato, will be in charge of it.
My name is Uchida.
Nice to meet you.
Customers, do you have a day off from work today?
Huh?
Do you have a day off from work?
Yes.
That means you'll be going out later.
How nice!
But now, it's raining outside.
I'm worried. Will it be okay?
What? What?
Huh? Huh? What? What is it?
I, Kuromochi, will be in charge of talking.
In charge of talking?
Yes.
Huh? What is this?
Kato and I talk differently?
Yes.
Each of you are responsible for your work, right?
Yes.
I see.
This is a very rare system.
Excuse me.
You're terribly bad at talking.
I, Kato Kuroshi, will be in charge of talking.
Huh?
Kato Kuroshi will be in charge of talking.
I'm Kato Yama.
You're in charge of that?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Who are you?
Are you someone who only talks?
That's right.
I see.
How much do you get for this, Tsuki?
Twenty-five times.
That's cheap!
If you keep doing this, you'll get twenty-five times?
You've found a good job!
Excuse me.
I see.
You're in charge of talking, but you're terrible at talking!
Excuse me.
You're in charge of talking, aren't you?
Really?
You can do it, can't you?
Really? Excuse me.
I see. What's with that tongue twister?
I've been doing it for a long time.
I see.
You're in charge of talking, but you're terrible at talking!
I can't even imagine what you're in charge of.
What are you?
I'm in charge of BGM.
That's ridiculous.
I'm telling you from the bottom of my heart. You're ridiculous.
Isn't there too many people in charge of this?
We have a lot of assistants.
Not only hairdressers, but also assistants...
I'm in charge of cuts and gadgets.
This shop is weird.
I made a mistake. I made a mistake in choosing this shop.
Is this okay?
Hello.
I'm in charge of massages.
I see.
We finally have a decent person.
Isn't the timing weird?
You haven't even shampooed yet.
Are you still massaging?
How's the strength?
How is it? It would be better if you were a little stronger.
I understand.
Excuse me.
I'm in charge of massaging.
What are you in charge of?
Excuse me.
You don't even change this part.
Excuse me.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
Where do you hide your strength?
I'm in charge of steamed eggs.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It's hot!
It's hot!
If you can't hold it in your hands, your face is hot!
Your face is hotter!
What is this?
Are you stupid?! Are you stupid?!
Customers! Customers!
What is it?
The towel fell down.
At what time did you bring it in?!
Why are you so annoying?! Are you making fun of me?!
Customers, is it okay for me to put on shampoo?
Can you not stop?!
Don't go from next to next!
I'm sorry, but...
The shampoo stand is broken, is it okay for me to leave it like this?
The shampoo stand is broken? Here?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Then, shampoo stand, please!
Please!
Thank you for your hard work!
Then, please close your eyes!
Here I go!
Shampoo...
Please close your eyes!
Shampoo is coming in!
What are you doing?!
It's not a tombstone!
What are you doing?!
Your scalp must hurt!
Hey!
Why are you taking it off without permission?!
Hey!
Why are you letting it come out at this time?!
Hey!
Give it back! Give it back, you bastard!
We're talking here! You're responsible for this!
We're very sorry, customers!
We are not responsible for this!
That's the most important thing!
What's going on in this salon?!
That's enough! Go home! Go home!
Wash it! Wash it!
I'll wash it!
Everyone, get ready!
Yes!
I'll wash it!
What's going on in this salon?!
Hurry up and do it, seriously!
Then, I'll wash it!
Yes!
One, two...
You'll drown!
You'll drown in a beauty salon!
Hey!
Sir!
Are you not injured?!
It's just that I don't have any money...
Go home!
Hikari TV Presents...
ATV48 Karnz!
Nani Mo Soko Made?
Charge! That dog and rice!
I just got an introduction from that otaku.
It's Uchida-san's otaku. Let's go.
Ping pong!
Hi!
Konnichiwa!
Eh, could it be...
Charge! Are you having dinner next door?!
Do you know us?!
I'm Yukosuke-san's big fan!
Thank you very much! Let's shake hands!
Let's shake hands!
That's great!
It's just before we eat dinner...
Please come up!
It's a good timing! Let's go in!
I'm surprised!
Let's go in!
Really?!
There's just three of us!
Three of us! That's right!
Everyone, please come in!
Let's go in!
What about your wife?!
My wife...
I don't have one...
But I do have a same-sex partner.
Same-sex...
I don't like it...
But you've decided to get married, haven't you?!
That's right!
So, where is your partner?
She's getting her laundry ready now...
She'll be here soon!
Then, for now...
Could you show me what you have for dinner?
Of course!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
Beef jjaga and hamburger!
There's also miso soup!
I also have a wife...
Yes...
She's really good at cooking!
Oh, is that so?!
It looks like her...
Oh, really?!
My wife, Asuka, is also good at cooking like this!
Asuka!
Asuka, yes!
Don't call me "Asuka"!
We might even look alike!
Oh, really?!
Is she not here yet?!
Please call her!
Oh, okay!
Hey!
Asuka!
Asuka?!
Yes, yes!
Oh!
Eh?
Eh?!
Asuka?
Asuka, what are you doing?
You too, what are you doing?
I'm always next to you at dinner, you.
This is cheating, isn't it?
Hey, say something!
I cheated you because you didn't pay attention to me at work.
How stupid you are!
If the media finds out about this, they will make fun of me!
They will say that my wife was bitten when I attacked her.
It's nothing like that!
Listen, don't say that you can't do it even if you die.
Let's talk about it after this shooting is over, okay?
Okay.
Yokosuke-san? Yokosuke-san?!
Ah, I was a little spaced out.
Then, let's resume the shooting.
Ah, excuse me for a moment.
What did you do?
I've already shot about six scenes.
Then you must be full.
Let's not do this house.
Eh? But you are also excited.
Let's do only one last scene.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
Then, let's have Yokosuke-san sit here for a while.
Then, let's have you stand for a while.
Next to your wife.
She is your future wife.
I'm sorry.
That's not good.
Then, when your wife calls you and you come in, can you start from where you came in?
Then, 5 seconds before.
4, 3, 2...
Hey, Asuka!
Ah, yes.
Yes.
Ah...
Eh...
Thank you.
I'm Yokosuke.
I'm a big fan of you.
Do you know me?
Yes, I'm a big fan of you.
Yokosuke-san, this is my future wife, Asuka.
My future wife, Asuka.
Asuka...
Yokosuke-san's wife is also called Asuka.
Ah...
Eh, is that so?
What a coincidence.
We might look alike.
Yokosuke-san, since we're here, please eat.
Yes, I'll eat it.
Please eat.
I'll eat this meat potato.
It looks delicious.
I'll eat it.
Mmm...
How is it?
Mmm...
It's delicious.
Even so, this meat potato uses good meat.
I've never used this kind of meat at home.
Yokosuke-san...
Also, darling, how did you two meet?
Please listen to me.
Asuka looks like this, but she's a super carnivore.
Carnivore!
She picked me up.
Eh?!
I was also surprised.
If we were to get married, I'd like someone like her.
Is that so?
That's lovey-dovey.
Well, yes.
We kiss every day.
That's love.
I love you.
Every day we kiss.
That's love.
I love you.
Hey, Iwasa.
What do you mean!?
You don't need to do that!
No, it's fine!
Really!?
- Please do. - Okay.
Three, two...
Okay, we got it!
Wow, that's great!
How about this?
While we're recording, how about we propose to each other?
Yes, yes, yes!
Hey, even if it's random, proposing in front of the camera...
You idiot, take a break and say it!
I hope you don't hate me!
What?!
Thank you!
I'm kind of nervous, but...
- Asuka, let's go. - Okay.
Asuka...
I'll definitely make you happy.
Will you marry me?!
Yes!
Thank you in advance!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hey, Kosuke-san, are you okay?
You don't look too good.
No, no...
I'm fine.
Should we go now?
Then let's end with a closing comment.
Okay.
Have a long and happy life.
That's all for now.
Thank you for having dinner with us.
Mr. Yokosuke, please come again.
Please.
Thank you for having dinner with us.
Huh? What's wrong?
No, it's nothing.
Let's go.
By the way, that wife.
She was really ugly, wasn't she?
I don't know how a man would like to have such an ugly wife.
Hey! You!
What do you know about Asuka!?
Damn you!
Mr. Yokosuke!
Each member will compete with each other to see how cute they can look when they sleep.
The score is 50,000 points.
I'm full.
It will be judged by the producer of the show.
Now, here are the members who will sleep cutely today.
Good night.
I'm scared, Rina. I'm going to sleep now.
Good night.
I'm going to sleep now.
What will be the score for Kawai?
What will be the score for Rina?
Case, case came out.
Came out.
Where is it?
Wait!
However, it's 5 points out of 5.
So, the current ranking is as you can see.
I did it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Iwa-san and Saki's "Concern Consultation"
The pen name "Iwa-san and Saki's Solo Debut Single 'Mujin Station' is on sale now!"
Concern Consultation
I have a boyfriend I like and he proposed to me recently. What should I do?
By the way, he is a celebrity and his name is Shunni Oguri.
That's the concern.
Then, I will answer.
If you like him, why don't you marry him?
Why don't you be happy with his proposal?
By the way, there is no one like Shunni Oguri.
So, I think you shouldn't say it.
Hey, don't move!
Kyo!
I don't think you have a life insurance.
If you pretend to be poor, you won't have a life insurance.
I'm serious.
Call the person in charge of this area.
Who is the person in charge of this area?
It's me.
Is it you?
Yes, it's me.
Hey, you!
Yes?
Hey!
No!
What?
There is a wallet in your bag.
A wallet?
I have my own wallet.
A wallet?
Take it.
Is it this one?
Take that wallet.
Yes.
This one?
This one.
Yes.
There is a cash card in your wallet.
Cash card?
Yes.
Is it this one?
Put in the cash card.
Put in the cash card?
Yes.
Press the "send" button.
"Send" button?
"Send" button.
"Send" button?
Yes, put it in!
Yes, I'm sorry!
I'll put it in.
Yes, I put it in.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Then...
Wait a minute.
Put in the number written here.
Put in?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Put in 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
Yes!
Is there 100,000 yen in your wallet?
100,000 yen?
Yes.
Put in this number.
Put it in?
Put it in!
Is it okay?
Put it in!
Yes!
Put it in!
Sorry...
Hey, isn't this supposed to be a card?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll put it back in! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's fine if you can't get it back in!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
But I think I can get it back in, so it's fine!
Wow, you put it in a lot of places!
I think I can get it back in!
Ah, so you just put it back in...
Yes, I put it back in!
How long will it take for you to put it back in?
I think I can put it back in by 3 o'clock!
Yes!
Well, then...
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Yes!
Ahem...
Ah, hello?
Mom!
How are you?
Ah!
I just asked you for a favor...
Ah, Juma!
I'm in love with someone!
Eh? Eh?
Who is it?
Your wife?
Please wait a little longer!
I haven't finished my work yet!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Okay, I'll hang up now!
Okay!
See you later!
Bye!
Okay...
That wallet...
Let's go!
Yes!
Okay...
But...
Hey, go back!
Yes!
Hey!
Yes!
You know how to shake things up, don't you?
Yes!
Iwasami Saki's "Concern Consultation At The Park"!
Pen name "Iwasami Saki's Second Single 'If I lived in the sky'"
From "Now on sale"!
"Concern Consultation"!
"In the morning, when I get on the train, there is always someone eating first food - potatoes!
It smells so bad that everyone in the company is having a hard time!
I can't focus on my makeup either! What should I do?!"
These are my concerns!
Now, I will answer them!
Of course, it's bad for the person eating the potatoes...
But it's bad for you, too, who is wearing makeup!
What do you think I am?
Don't you say that!
Oh, I can't sleep again today. I can't sleep at all recently.
Emi-chan, you can't sleep again today?
No.
Then I will read you a book.
Bye!
Then I will read you this book today.
'Us Duckling'
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
Once upon a time,
The mother of the best duck in the world
was heating up the eggs.
Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi! ...
When the eggs started breaking one by one,
cute yellow-colored eggs showed up.
But, only the largest egg in the nest doesn't hatch.
Huh? She's not born yet, is she?
Hmm... I wonder what's going on...
I won't be born!
Mom!
I won't be born!
Ah...
The last one to crack an egg and come out was...
a big-bodied, ugly Hina who everyone recognizes.
The ugly baby dolphin has always been bullied by everyone.
Hey, hey!
Huh?
Want some gum?
Bread! Thank you!
Ouch!
It's hard!
Go away!
Mommy!
It hurts!
Mommy...
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
Can you eat this?
Huh? What's that?
It's okay.
Don't ever talk about it, okay?
Never!
If you talk about it, I'll get angry!
Wow!
Not yet!
Here I go!
Ouch!
Mommy!
I'm going to crack an egg!
Eventually, other Hina's have grown into cute dolphins,
but only the ugly baby dolphin didn't grow up and remained ugly.
Huh?
It hasn't changed, has it?
That's right!
I'm telling you, I know what you're talking about!
Look at it now!
Ah!
Look!
It's here!
Look!
It's here!
I'm scared!
It's going to grow up!
I'm scared!
I know this story!
In the end, she becomes a beautiful swan!
What do you think?
Eh?
Hurry up and continue reading!
Hina's body, which was ugly, began to change little by little...
HEY!
In the end, she became Shiratori-san.
Hmph!
Are you surprised?
Huh?
No way!
That ugly thing became this beautiful!
No, it's not a swan, it's Shiratori!
No, it's not Shiratori, it's a swan!
How frustrating! How frustrating!
See for yourself!
IT'S AN ANIMAL!
The end!
Mama, that's not what happened!
Hurry up and sleep!
I can't sleep!
Please!
It's like a good reaction on TV!
Damn it!
Don't make me mad!
Let's get drunk tonight too!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Jin!
Annin's Sad Fruit
I'm going to play some words that I think are a little sad.
What words are they saying?
Here we go.
I'll play it again.
Okay, here's the answer.
The answer is...
"this corner".
Don't be sad and listen again!
Did you hear "this corner"?
I'm sad because I don't know "this corner" very well!
Okay, goodbye!