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Speaking of story recording, it starts early in the morning and lasts until late at night.
When you don't have a turn, you just wait in the dressing room.
So in the dressing room of akb48 before recording,
If you put clay, paper, paint, etc., will you get bored?
A.k.a. akb48 art museum.
Who will exhibit which works?
The result will be revealed at the end of this program.
Hikari TV presents...
AKB48 Cards - Nani Mo Suko Made?
Gesture Quiz Corner!
Here is the question! What is this doing?
Hikari TV
The answer is...
Even though she is a negative character, when she sings, only her little finger becomes positive.
The winner of the general election is Sasha Larina!
Bye!
Entry fee is 50,000 yen.
OK, this is OK.
Hey!
What?
Don't you understand? Be quiet!
Robbery?!
If you have money, you can put it in my safe, but you don't have the right to give it to me!
No, no, that's not it!
My goal is not money.
Can't you tell by my outfit?
A teapot without a teapot.
But there is no tea in it.
No tea!
That's right.
Then this is...
Fish.
Fish is fish, but what is it?
What?
Tuna?
No, it's yellowtail!
No tea and yellowtail.
Which means...
No tea and yellowtail.
Robbery!
Are you saying that you are robbing banks all over the country and repeating robberies against innocent people?!
That's right!
Robbery!
I'm looking for people who are robbing banks!
All of you, come here!
What should we do?
Listen up. I'm going to say ridiculous things now, so answer in order.
If you don't like it, I'll kill you with this pistol.
N-no! Why do you have to kill me?!
Most of the time, you dress up like that and say, "That pistol is a fake, isn't it?"
Geez, don't make fun of me like that!
If you resist like that, I'll kill you.
I'll kill you with this pistol. Let's do it.
Do your own stupid joke.
Well, first of all...
You go first.
One, two...
Dosira, sofa, mii, rei, nyan desu!
Well...
What?!
Your turn.
Soba, tabemasu!
Is that it?
That's it.
Try udon.
Udon, tabemasu!
Next!
Toilet impersonation.
Man and woman.
Okay, next!
I'm scared!
Nacchi's...
Cute.
Yay!
Okay, I got it.
Kill you!
Well, one of you died.
There are three people left.
Well, next.
Do a pose that you think you are more beautiful and sexy than anyone else.
This is what I see and I kill the one I think is the most unpleasant.
Well, you go first.
Three, two, one.
Keep it as it is.
Next.
Three, two, one.
Well, I got it.
Next.
Three, two, one.
Next is you.
Next, say five things you think are definitely cuter than anyone else.
Well, you go first.
You look more stylish than Natsui.
You have a cuter smile than Natsui.
You are taller than Natsui.
You look more mature than Natsui.
You look like you will continue being an entertainer in the future.
Next is you.
You are more serious than Ayorin.
You have the specialty of showing your front teeth a little bit more than Ayorin.
You have smaller legs than Ayorin.
You are more feminine than Ayorin.
You have smoother hair than Ayorin.
You are cute.
I'm Conte!
I'm your senpai, so I won't hold back!
You're finally alone.
I'm glad you made it this far.
Whether you like it or not, this is the last crazy quiz.
Quiz?
It's not like a pose or a big cut, is it?
It doesn't matter.
Okay, let's go.
In 1931,
Octavianus defeated Antonyus, who allied with Cleopatra of Ptolemy's dynasty.
What is the historical battle that Octavianus won?
I couldn't hear you at all!
One more time?
One more time.
In 1931, Octavianus defeated Antonyus, who allied with Cleopatra of Ptolemy's dynasty.
What is the historical battle that Octavianus won?
Battle?
What is it?
It's about time for the countdown.
The countdown starts?
Ten seconds before.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
War?
Protecting the country?
Four.
Like a war?
Three.
Two.
One.
Wait! I'll kill you!
The answer is...
an active nuclear war.
If you think about it, you know what I'm talking about.
I said something useless again.
This is fiction.
Of course, in real Poland, we don't do things like this.
"Only if you work hard, you can get your salary" corner!
It's our second time here!
In this corner, I'll try various things and...
in the meantime, you'll definitely cheer me up.
This program is a great opportunity for me.
So, I'll try various things and...
I hope you'll remember me!
Here's what I'll do my best!
Ready!
"Only if you work hard, you can get your salary" corner!
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
(Laughter)
When it comes to vanguards, it's the heroes!
But what do they do when bad guys don't show up?
Let's take a special look at where these unknown heroes are waiting.
"Are you new here?" "Yes."
"What do you usually do?" "I'm a student."
"What about you, Green?" "I'm one step ahead of you."
"How long have you been doing this?" "About three years?"
That's pretty long.
She's even longer.
Is that so?
I know it's hard at first,
but once you get used to it, it's a good job, so you shouldn't quit.
Yes.
I'll talk to you if I can help.
Thank you.
I'm going to the bathroom.
That rock.
Be careful, it can bite you.
I've been beaten up a lot, too.
Even if I have customers, I don't really care about them.
That's all I can say about it.
It seems like you're in a lot of debt.
She's back.
Did she say anything about me?
No, nothing.
Be careful.
That woman has a hidden weapon.
You keep telling me to leave it up to you.
I like seeing people in trouble.
I've been told that a lot, too.
Is that so?
Ah, I'm tired.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's really the worst.
What's wrong?
Like, that monster just now,
when it's in standstill,
it doesn't fight at all anymore.
I don't like that kind of thing.
No matter how much I hit it, it still gets up,
so it ran away.
That's fine, isn't it?
Anyway, what match is it today?
Eh?! Really?!
That's amazing.
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep a little.
She's our most popular.
She's like that in the back,
but she has a good face, so she's pretty popular.
Um, is there a drunk monster, too?
Yes, there is.
There are quite a lot on weekends.
Like, sometimes there are people with bad drinking habits,
so be careful.
Yes.
[Phone ringing]
Yes, this is the Hero Center standstill.
Thank you for every day.
Yes, we have quite a lot.
What do you like?
Um, if you look at the homepage,
it says...
Pink-san?
She just came back.
I understand.
Excuse me.
Pink-san?
What?
It's closed.
Ugh, not again!
Just say you're not here anymore.
No, I already said I was here.
Fine, I'll get ready, so wait for me.
What?
Pink again?
Yes.
Hey, aren't you operating behind my back over there?
No, I'm not.
Hey, you're not even in the movie, right?
Pink-san, please.
Understood.
[Phone ringing]
Yes, this is HERO CENTER waiting room.
Oh, I'm sorry. I left five minutes ago.
I'm here now, so I'll be there soon. Excuse me.
It's like you're about to leave a great picture.
Is it always like that?
Pink, please hurry up.
Understood.
We're in trouble! Monsters are coming one after another and killing us!
At this rate, we'll be in danger, too! Please evacuate immediately!
Hello?
Oh, yes.
Huh? I'm so sorry!
I won't let that happen again!
Yes! Yes! I'm sorry!
What? What's wrong?
My grandfather destroyed the city, so I was told I didn't have to come anymore.
She did it.
Pink?
What?
This time, a penalty will be issued, so I'll transfer you from this month's vacation.
No! Really! Please don't do that!
The heroines, too, faced harsh reality every day and fought against the bad guys.
I'll do anything, even if it's a date! Really! Please!
Please! That's all! Really!
Annie's sad flute.
I'm going to play this flute with words that I think are a little sad.
What words are they saying?
Here we go.
Here we go again.
How was it? Did you get it?
I'll give you the answer. The answer is "getting in from the side".
Let's hear it one more time.
You heard "getting in from the side", didn't you?
Some people get in easily, don't you? I hope you don't do that.
Well, goodbye.
Here we go.
It's "illusion"!
Thank you for coming to Akihabara to see Mr. Meda's "ultra illusion" show.
Let's move on to the next "illusion".
I'd like you to erase this manju in an instant.
Let's go.
Cha-la-la-la-lan
Cha-la-la-la-lan-la-lan
Excuse me.
Please wait a moment.
What's up?
Miyazaki-kun, what about the gimmick?
Gimmick?
There is a hidden drawer under the table.
Didn't we talk about putting manju there yesterday?
I don't remember.
What?
I don't remember.
I made a mistake that I didn't check.
I have no choice but to do it.
The audience is watching.
Let's go back.
Thank you for waiting.
Let's go!
Let's eat manju.
Can you get me some water?
Yes.
Don't take it off!
Yes.
And I'll drink this water, too.
Good luck!
Yes.
Yes, now water...
Water...
Water manju has disappeared.
This is...
It's...
Illusion!
Yoko Yamayui's mean quiz corner!
Here is the question.
Suddenly, it started to rain heavily.
Still, I walked without an umbrella.
However, I couldn't get wet at all.
Why is that?
It looks difficult.
Well, here we go.
Let's think!
So, I can't answer it.
The answer is...
That's too mean.
It was "itakara" in my room.
Congratulations if you got it right.
Don't be depressed if you got it wrong.
Don't like, don't like, don't like it?
"Kawaii, mature-ish, but still cute" corner!
It's a corner where I, who is said to be silly all the time,
will do my best to compete with kids and win for sure!
Personally, I'm the only one who can do it!
Leave it to me!
"Kawaii, mature-ish, but still cute" corner!
This is what I, who is said to be silly all the time, will do my best to compete with kids and win for sure!
"Kawaii, mature-ish, but still cute" corner!
This time, I'm going to move this red bean from the right.
Do you know what this is?
Which one is red bean?
Excuse me, is this one the left one and this one is the right one?
No, it's not.
It's the right one.
I'm going to move the right bean to the right and the left bean to the right.
No, it's not.
Who wants to do it?
You two want to do it?
I'll do it for you.
You want to do it?
Sure.
What's your name?
I'm Mirai Makuhari.
Let's do it.
Can someone say "ready, go"?
Sure.
Ready...
Go!
"Kawaii, mature-ish, but still cute" corner!
ernenne
tarenne
Wait a minute!
sadest
Hey, move aside!
- This is cool! - Go back!
Bye bye!
nannenarero
Next up is "The Illusion of Terror".
I plan to pass through this unchanging wall!
Will this be okay, Miyazaki-kun? Will it be okay?
Don't tell me...
I just forgot.
Over here.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
If you don't make a hole in the bottom, you won't be able to pass through it, right?
I'm really sorry!
No, Miyazaki-kun.
Hit me with all you've got against this wall.
If you hit me with all you've got against it, I might break the wall and cut you on the other side.
Okay, I understand.
You understand, right? Okay, let's go.
This is really scary!
Here I go.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's... illusion!
"You get 100 yen for doing your best!" Corner!
In this corner, you'll be challenged to do various things and you'll be forced to make up your mind.
This is a precious corner where you can remember your name and do your best with a pin.
With that said, let's go!
Here is what I'll do in order to get 100 yen!
"You get 100 yen for doing your best!" Corner!
Soccer lifting!
To be honest, I've never done it before, but in order to get 100 yen, I think I can do a miraculous miracle!
Well then, I'll do my best!
Here I go!
It's really heavy! If you don't drop it...
Here I go!
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
I was going to do it with a ring...
It doesn't move at all!
Yuki-rin's "Which station is this?" corner!
I'm going to hum the sound that flows in a certain direction of the Yamanazu Line!
Here I go!
Yuki-rin's "Which station is this?" corner!
This is my own work!
But for now, I'm going to hum it again!
Here is the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Shinagawa Station!
By the way, the first city I went to in Tokyo was Shinagawa!
Bye-bye!
Let's go inside this box and stab ourselves in it as many times as we like!
Teacher!
- I forgot. - I knew it. I figured it out somehow like that.
If you don't do it, my sword will normally get stuck in my body.
- That's impossible, isn't it? - No, let's do it until I can stand it.
- Eh? Really? - Come on!
Yes! Have fun!
- Should we stop? - No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm scared!
You're having a little fun, aren't you?
It's okay, you know.
Ouch.
Hey, hey.
Okay! It's... illusion!
- Give me your shoulder. - My shoulder? - Give me your shoulder.
- Hey, it hurts a little. - Excuse me.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
No, it's nothing like that. How are the customers' reactions?
Give me a round of applause!
Did you feel like you were really stabbed?
- That's right, I was stabbed. - Are you okay, Miyazaki-kun? - Yes.
This is not a real trick or trick.
Just kidding.
Teacher!
Nagao Maria's Sexy Staring Contest Corner!
In this corner, you and I will have a staring contest!
Are you ready? Here we go!
One, two...
Let's have a staring contest! If you laugh, you lose!
Ah, poop.
Weird face.
But I like you.
Don't you love me?
Let's make it better than before
Hey, hey, hey
Life is not something you throw away
Here is an announcement from the program.
Gather!
AKB48 Contest What's That?
The broadcast starts from November 8th at 3:15 p.m.
Sayonara Ekaki Uta by MAYUE!
Yeah!
MAYUE is back again!
Today we are going to sing "Ekaki Uta" that you love!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Here we go!
There was a circle
It's a little open up there
And something grew up
There was a circle
Dot dot dot
And another circle came out of it
And a mouth came out
And an arm came out of it
And a rabbit came out of it
It's cute, isn't it?
Did you draw it?
See you! Bye-bye!
It has white eyes.
What? White eyes?
These are eyes!
Oh, that's it!