AISubs v3.5
"Sad Fruit" by Annie
Annie's "Sad Fruit".
I'm going to play with this fruit the words that I think are a little sad.
What words are they saying?
Here we go.
Did you get it?
Here we go again.
Sad Fruit
Okay, here's the answer.
The answer is...
"Sad Fruit".
Now, please listen again.
Sad Fruit
How was it?
You could hear "Sad Fruit", couldn't you?
"Sad Fruit" is painful, isn't it?
It's fun just thinking about it, isn't it?
Goodbye.
Sad Fruit
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
That's As Far As You Go!
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
Everyone, stand up!
Honmayan
A warrior who has returned from his mission, Honmayan.
Tonight, is a cultured man waiting for him?
Hang in there, Honmayan!
Terror. Like a Fraud
Kumiko-san.
What is it, Takashi-san?
I have something important to tell you today.
No, what is it all of a sudden?
Will you accept it?
What?!
I will definitely make you happy!
So, will you marry me?!
Both of you are full of lies!
What?
Hey, what is this?
Hey, who is this?
Hey, what is this?
No one can believe it.
Because of that era,
"Kishiyan" warrior, Honmayan.
Who is it? What is it?
Onee-san, I don't want you to deceive me.
You...
What did you say just now?
Will you love only me for the rest of your life?
It's definitely a lie.
What is it?!
What are you doubting?!
I will definitely cheat on you.
What?!
Actually, you already know, don't you?
Hey, what is this person doing?!
What?! How rude!
Will you marry a woman who has a drill in her mouth like this?!
No, this is my chin!
Chin?!
You're making fun of me for saying that, aren't you?!
You're going to laugh at me, aren't you?!
What?!
It's true.
You don't have to touch it!
It's really a chin!
You can tell by looking at it, can't you?!
Ah, I get it.
Then it's a marriage fraud, isn't it?!
No, that's not it!
Won't you leave?!
You're going to cheat on me and take my money, aren't you?!
I really love you, Kameka-san!
We really love each other!
If you really love me, I want to kiss you right now.
Well...
I can kiss you.
Because we're real lovers.
Right, Takashi-san?
What's wrong?
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss...
Come?
A ghost kiss?!
No! That's not possible!
That's too much!
You really saw me through.
It's true!
It really was a fraud.
No, you're surprised and it's funny!
Hey! Hey, help me!
Come on, do some special move or something!
Special move?
Come on, just do it!
Just do it?
That's definitely a lie.
There's no way that's going to come out.
No, just do it!
Just do it...
It's true! Final Buster!
It's true!
It's true! It did come out!
- He's dead! - That's amazing!
You can do it!
Ah, you saved me!
You should've doubted me more.
Yes, yes. Thank you very much.
What did you do?
It's really glowing!
You're going to die again!
I mean, how many times do you die?
Don't you die too many times?
You're definitely lying.
It's true.
You're definitely lying.
Yesterday, today and today again!
(lol)
That's all! This was Ashika's Key Channel, Ashika- chan!
Ushio...
Yaa, teacher. Good job.
Oh...
Oh... Oh... Oh...
Eh?
Look, it's close.
You learned it in training, didn't you?
Ah...
Excuse me.
(lol)
Water.
Haa...
You know...
Fish is better when it's raw.
You know...
It's good for show.
Don't you have methods?
Eh?
When I said delicious, it made noise.
But I wanna eat seasonal foods, too.
This season is mahorted rockfish, isn't it?
Ah...
Oh?
Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
Look, it's close.
Oh?
(lol)
Oh?
Yes.
(lol)
I'm counting on you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
And water, water, water.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
And...
Yes?
Look at this!
There's a hole in it, right?
There is?
Is it a bruise?
Yes.
If you keep clapping like this...
It becomes a bruise.
And...
Here!
Where?
Here!
Ah, ah, yes, yes.
Like this all the time...
It's because you're sliding on your stomach.
Yes.
It's because of this.
Ah, yes, yes.
You've been doing the same thing for 20 years!
Kicking, sliding, getting the ball and bowing.
Yes.
That's boring!
Can you watch the same thing for 20 years?!
No, I can't.
There's no such thing!
Isn't there anything else?!
Um, do you know about balance balls?
Yes, I know about them.
Usually, you put the ball on top of your head...
But sometimes you put it on top of the ball...
It's like you're riding a ball.
What do you think about it?
Isn't it possible?!
Really?!
Do you have balance balls now?
Yes, we do!
Then let's do it now!
Yes!
Get ready!
Oh! Then...
Let's do it!
You guys should try it too!
Yes!
The audience will go "Wow!"
Yes!
Yes, right here!
Then, Ki-chan will slide!
Yes, everyone!
Now, Ki-chan will show you a new trick!
She'll ride this balance ball...
And eat fish while holding it for one minute!
Then, Ki-chan, will you try it?!
Yes!
Can you do it?!
How is it?!
Do your best!
How is it?!
Wow!
Huh?
Huh?!
It hurts...
It hurts!
Master?
I can't do it at all.
Oh?!
Master?
So, is that a problem or not?!
Yes, it is!
Don't you have anything else?!
Oh! I have one!
Yes, that's right!
What is it?!
Tomorrow, Ki-chan...
I'll try to break the world record!
That's great!
Try to break the world record...
I can see the applause of the audience...
Besides, if you break the world record, the media will come, too!
That's right!
Right?!
Alright, let's do it!
Do you have it?
I do!
Then, bring it to me!
Yes!
Alright!
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Yeah!
Oh!
Ouch!
Hey!
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
Hey!
Here's the secret!
You're still blocked?
No, no.
Oh?
Nice.
Alright, be careful.
- Yes, yes. - Then we'll go back. - Yes, yes.
- A-are you okay? - I'm fine.
Master, should we use a balance ball or an owner's ball?
There's no way we're doing it! I'm a veteran, there's no way I'm adopting a game that easily!
- Yes. - Don't make fun of me!
- Is that so? - Yeah.
- Hello? Good evening. - Who is it?
- It's me, Owner. - Huh?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Right now?
- I'm with Kii-chan. Would you like to play a new game? - Wait, wait, wait!
- Would you like to play it? - Wait!
- Yes, yes. - Leave it to me.
- Yes, excuse me. Hello, Owner?
- Oh, I just got a call. It's Ashika. Yes, I've been waiting for you.
- Oh, that's not it, Owner! I'll do my best!
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
- Until tomorrow! - Yes!
- It's totally fine. I'll do it! - Yes, thank you!
- Yes! Yes! Yes! See you tomorrow!
- Yes! Oh, thank you! - Yes! Excuse me!
- Alright! You two! - Yes?
- Balance ball and backflip. - Right away!
- That's enough!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
I'm scared. Don't sleep! Wake up! You'll die! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Captain Suzuki, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
I'm already awake! I'm already awake! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm already dead!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Were you awake?
I was awake!
I'm sorry! I thought you were dead!
Wasn't I amazing?
You were very worried, weren't you?
No, I was awake!
I'm sorry!
I've always had thin eyes!
I see! I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm sorry, really.
Man, if it snows like this, we'll just have to wait for it to stop.
If we wait for it to stop here, we'll all freeze to death!
Let's go to the base camp and break through the snow!
Don't say stupid things like that! If we break through the snow like this, we'll all freeze to death!
I'm sorry!
Can't be helped. If it's this cold, we'll freeze to death.
If we do something fun and warm up our bodies, and do something that makes us laugh, there's a chance we'll survive.
Like singing, for example?
Yeah, like singing.
That might be good.
By the way, how many songs do you sing?
How many songs do you...
Seriously...
Hey! Don't say cold things like that!
I'm sorry! I thought it might be fun! I'm sorry!
No, it's not that fun.
I thought it might be fun!
You're amazing!
Everyone!
You're amazing!
I thought I'd make you all have fun!
No, I thought you'd make us all have fun, but it wasn't like that.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I get it! You're usually like that. It's fun!
It's good!
Thank you!
Still, it's unusually cold.
If only we had some hot soup at a time like this...
Captain!
Hm?
Should I make the soup?
Huh?
Yeah, please!
Actually, I prepared it for emergency use.
Oh, you have it? Please!
Then I'll make it now, so please wait a little, okay?
With this soup, it'll only take a few minutes for it to be ready.
It's ridiculously cold!
Huh?
- Are you okay?! - I'll talk for a few minutes.
No, I get it! I get it, your reaction!
There's no time for that!
It's so cold, it's like the world is a meter away!
Really...
Ah, then Captain!
I have a blanket, do you want to use it?
Oh! But if I'm the only one doing it, I'm a little sorry.
No, no. Unlike Captain Suzuki, our laughter hurdles are quite low.
With the weather like this, my body has warmed up quite a bit, so I'll do it without worrying about it.
- Really? - Is that okay?
- Then, with your permission... - Yes!
- Ah, with your permission... - Yes!
- Well, I guess I'll borrow it! - Yes, let's borrow it!
- With your permission... - Captain!
Yes?
Please use it.
No...
This is tofu, right?!
Yes, tofu and blanket are similar.
Only "to" and "mo" are different!
Really?
"Mo" and "han" are all the same, so is it okay?
Yes, of course.
Then, with your permission...
If you don't mind, Captain, please do something funny for us.
Something funny?
- That's right, you've been... - I've been telling everyone...
Making fun of people all the time!
It's terrible!
It's true, you've only said bad things about us.
Wait a minute!
If she's talking, shouldn't you open up a little?
Don't close your mouth!
Right?
What's with you?!
I can do that kind of thing!
Then, please do it for us.
That's right.
A one-shot gag with a few songs as the theme.
If you don't mind...
Hurry up and do it! That... that one-shot gag! Do it for us!
- This one? - Yes, that one.
Wow, you don't even know how to set it up!
Why don't you ask the cameraman for help?
I wonder what it is...
- Alright, then. A few songs as the theme, okay? - Yes, please.
- I'm about to go crazy! - I know, I know!
- I'm about to go crazy! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Alright, fine! Let's do it! - Shall we?
- Alright, fine! Let's do it! - Alright, fine! Let's do it!
A one-shot gag with a few songs as the theme... 3, 2, 1!
There's a meteor over there, and there's a meteor over here...
In the end, it's all a coincidence!
Dixie's shoulder!
I've never done anything like this with a white shirt...
My feet are frozen...
It was that cold?
What's with you, Wakkan?
Huh? It seems like you understood my gag, Mr. Penguin.
No, not yet! Not yet!
You were late! You were late for my gag!
- You were late for my gag! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
You were late for my gag!
That's why you fell!
What's wrong with you? Are you okay?
Captain, over there...
On the second floor...
Look at the camera...
And do this gag with me...
Look at the camera...
This is amazing.
Alright...
Can you do me a favor?
Huh?
Can you do me a favor?
I'm about to fall over, but you're going to shake me, right?
Yeah, I'll shake you.
I'll do you a favor.
Until you say something funny...
Three, two, one...
I'll do a one-shot gag!
Fireworks in the air!
And a shy girl...
Captain... This may be a trick...
No...
The last gag was about Tsukacchan.
Yeah, Tsukacchan slipped.
Can't be helped.
It's me, right?
I'm sorry! Really!
Good night.
I'm full!
[Laughter]
I wonder what it is.
[Laughter]
Hell is afraid of the dead because of cruel torture.
However, now that there is strict criticism of torture, the response of hell has also changed a little.
[Music]
What is hell?
Yes.
It is hell made by torture.
Wow! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you. Welcome!
This way, please.
Please have a seat.
Is it here?
Yes.
Well, first of all...
Yes.
I'm going to ask you some questions, so please answer honestly.
Yes.
Wow! I'm sure you'll ask me about bad things I did before I was born.
Tell me about your bad body.
Well, my eyes are bad, my shoulders are stiff, and my legs are easy to swell.
Everything else is healthy.
Well...
I see.
Let's move on together.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
I'm sure you'll point out where I'm weak.
Because it's hell.
Are your shoulders heavy? Are your arms weak?
Well...
That's about it.
Then I'll note it down, too.
I'm sure this demon is checking which part is delicious when it eats me.
Well, that's all for the questions.
I'm going to ask you some expensive questions now, so please wait a moment.
Yes.
Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...
You are Lord Enma Daioh, the sixth lord of the six princes.
I must be...
Enma Daioh!
I know full well that I have done wrong.
So, please forgive me and do whatever you like with me.
I'll only do it if you do something bad in your life!
Prepare yourself!
Health? No, I came here to atone for my sins!
Welcome to gentle hell's land!
Wait a minute! You just said "hell's land" and "health's land", didn't you?
What does that mean?
Well, I don't know, but what does it mean?
Well, in short, it's hell, but it's health's land!
I don't want that, but...
Please punish me properly!
Punish you? Why?
There's no such thing as "punishment"!
If you do something like that, I don't know how many people will beat you up on the internet right now!
That's why you should stop getting punished in hell!
But...
But don't be so depressed!
Well, even if you say it, it's hell, of course!
That's not all! There are punishments, too!
Well, don't worry!
Really?!
First of all...
I'll start with hitting you a hundred times!
Okay!
But first of all, stretch your back and close your eyes!
Yes!
Then, get ready!
Abe Oni-kun!
Yes!
Play "hell's land" BGM!
Yes! I got it!
Okay! Then, let's go!
Moera Oni-kun, please start!
Yes!
I don't want to go.
Huh?
It actually feels good.
The real hell begins now!
Shh!
Wait!
Be careful!
What are you doing?! Stop it!
No! No! No!
I'll shave your eyebrows!
Okay!
It's hell!
It's hell! It's hell!
It's hell!
Huh?
It's hell!
Wait a minute.
It's hot, but it's just the right temperature.
That's right.
It's too hot to shave your eyebrows!
No, no, no!
It's just the right temperature!
No, it's not!
It feels good, doesn't it?!
No!
This is just a foot bath!
This won't atone for your sins!
Wait a minute!
It's not hell at all!
Huh?
Well, even if you say that...
And with that, the punishment for hell has ended!
It's over!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Is it over?
Well, here's the payment!
Wait, you're taking money?!
Well, you know...
Hey, I'm tired, too!
I'm tired, too!
Here you go.
How much is it?
Um...
The price of hell is...
259 hells...
2.59 million yen!
No way!
The price of hell is money?!
I hope you have a good dream tonight, too!
(Bell ringing)
(Laughter)
Eh? Eh? Why? Why?
(Laughter)
(Bell ringing)
Oh, I took a day's worth of calcium.
(Laughter)
Today is enough for me.
(Laughter)
I'm married.
Are you all right, director?
Can I die?
(Laughter)
Damn it!
Here is an announcement from the program.
Gather around!
AKB48 Conte 'Nothing's Too Late'
will start broadcasting on Wednesday, November 8 at 3:15 p.m.
(Applause)
(Crying)
I want to go home!
(Applause)
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