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If you could play various famous lines with a keyboard, what would you say?
I'm going to play various famous lines with a keyboard.
What would I say?
Here we go!
I'll do it again.
OK.
Did you get it?
OK.
Thinking time, start!
It's payback time!
Bye-bye!
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Nani Mo Suko Made?
Excuse me.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I'm Miyazaki, your manager for today.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I became a big fan of you after watching "God of Entertainment".
- Oh, I see. - I'll do my best.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
What will you do today?
I have a special location in Washington DC.
I'll have a meeting with the staff.
- Oh, really? - I'll win my first job.
- Oh, I see. I'll do my best, too. - Yes, nice to meet you.
Thank you. I'll call the director of "God of Entertainment".
- I'll call him. - I can't speak well sometimes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I'm Ishida, the director of "God of Entertainment".
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Today's program is...
To put it simply, we're looking forward to your reaction.
I'm not good at reacting.
- Oh, really? - No, no.
Suzuki is very good at reacting.
- She's very good at it. - Oh, really?
- She's only humble. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Please explain the program. - Yes, please.
- The first program is... - Yes, corner one.
"Heat pool", "Hell", "25 meters", and...
"Who can swim the most"?
- Yes. - Your reaction...
- I'm looking forward to your reaction. - I see.
- Can you bring me my glasses? - With pleasure!
But I'm not good at reacting.
Suzuki-san, you came all of a sudden.
I see.
What are you bringing?!
It's not a boomerang! It's a regular pair of glasses. Bring it!
Suzuki-san...
The grip is fine.
What do you mean, "the grip is fine"?
I think it's better to leave an impression that it's a little interesting.
Anyway, bring me a regular pair of glasses.
Yes.
I'm really sorry.
No, no, it's fine.
Yes, yes.
Also, bring me some coffee.
Yes, I'd love to!
Were you working part-time at a bar or something?
Are you a newcomer?
That's right, I'm a newcomer.
I've only recently joined.
Ouch! Ouch!
That scared me!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
Isn't that perfect, Suzuki-san?!
It's not a boomerang!
Really! If you say it like that, it's really awesome!
I'm glad you said that.
I'm glad you said that. It's awesome.
I'd like to explain the next segment.
Let's compete for hobbies.
Yes.
We'll have you introduce your hobbies.
It's not a reaction segment, but it's a segment where you show us your hobbies and funny stories.
Show us your hobbies and funny stories?
Yes, that's right.
Well...
My hobby is fishing.
That's right! Suzuki-san, you always carry around your proud boomerang.
That's right, I always carry it around.
Yes, that's right.
Can you bring me my boomerang?
Yes, of course!
You're like a volume that can't be reduced.
Why do you always carry around your boomerang?
Well, it's my proud boomerang.
I don't know when and where I can fish it.
When I go to a good place.
There's a lot of sea, so I often go fishing.
I see.
That's right.
That's right, with friends.
This is a good boomerang.
This?
This is a boomerang for black bass.
It feels good when you swing it.
Really?
Do you want to swing it?
Yes, I'd like to see it.
When you swing it like this...
Ah, I see!
That's Suzuki-san's proud boomerang!
What are you doing?
I'm shaving it.
You're shaving it?
You're shaving it like Hashida Mana?
Isn't that weird?
This is Suzuki-san's proud boomerang.
I can show you how I use it.
Of course.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
You're full of confidence.
It's interesting.
Let's go with this one.
Thank you!
Is this okay?
Not at all!
I'm glad we only thought of this topic.
We did our best.
We thought of it.
Thank you.
But Hashida Mana surprised me.
Now for the last segment.
If you don't answer 10 quizzes in 1 minute, your boomerang will break.
Basically, I'm not good with boomerangs.
You're not good?
I'm not good with reactions and quizzes.
Is that so?
I don't know how to do it.
I have a childhood trauma with boomerangs.
You do have a childhood trauma, don't you?
Well, you know...
It felt like a balloon was broken.
I was playing with a balloon and...
And...
Um...
Wait a minute!
This is terrible!
It's a bear!
Ouch!
Let's go!
You pretended you didn't like it...
And then...
The balloon broke and...
Suzuki's mother reacted...
Oh, my!
I was so relieved!
I was so worried that she didn't want to do it!
It was great!
Was it good?
Yes!
Well, we'll continue to record like this.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming!
Excuse me!
Oh, you're here!
Thank you for coming!
You know...
What you've been doing is crazy!
Well...
I know.
Let's end it here.
What?
What do you mean "end it"?
Let's stop this skit.
Is it over?
Please say something about "Big Bang Theory".
Okay!
I'll do it!
Um...
Ta-dan!
I am...
Um...
Wait a minute!
Um...
Pet bottle is...
Cap and label is...
Take it off!
I'm Rie. I work at an AKB restaurant.
But this month I've been working too much and I don't have much money.
I have one week until pay day.
How can I make it?
Hi, Rie.
Take this to table 3.
Yes.
Wow, it looks delicious!
Rie!
Yes?
Go to table 3, please.
Yes, I got it.
Thank you for waiting.
Orange juice and salad.
Thank you.
What?
Isn't it too little?
That's the menu.
Orange juice is 300% concentrated.
I see.
It doesn't look different.
Is that all you ordered?
Yes, that's all.
Excuse me, sir.
Our restaurant sells meat from the mountains and fields.
If you don't eat this and go home, you'll definitely lose weight.
It's been introduced a lot in TV and magazines.
- Really? - Yes!
Then can I ask you for a little bit?
- Yes! - Oh, I'll bring you the menu.
Yes!
Thank you for waiting, sir!
- Thank you! - Here's the menu!
It's huge!
Yes!
We've chosen a large menu so that it's easy for you to see.
That's right, it's very easy to see.
It's a mountainous area, after all.
They even have seafood, hmm...
Sliced steak...
Do you think it's a hamburger?
- I do! - You do?
- Really? - Yes!
I knew it!
Then should we go with a hamburger set?
- A hamburger, please. - Yes!
- It's decided! - Yes!
Something's not right...
Oh, a salad!
Huh?!
Wasn't there this little?
Something's not right...
Mary-chan, a hamburger for table 3.
What's wrong?
Table 3!
Please wait a moment.
Table 3!
Understood!
Thank you for waiting!
A hamburger and a rice soup set.
We'll start with the hamburger set.
Thank you very much!
It looks delicious!
Please wait a moment!
The fat will fly off, so I'll put a cover on it.
- A cover? - Yes!
It looks delicious!
What's that?
The fat will fly off, so I'll put a cover on it.
Look! It's dangerous!
The fat is flying off!
- Please be careful! - Yes!
It's dangerous! The fat is flying off!
- Please be careful! - Yes!
- It's okay now! - Really?
- I'll remove the cover! - Okay!
- It's okay now! - Okay!
- I'll remove the cover! - Okay!
- It's... - Is it okay?
- Yes! - It's so small!
- Was it like this? - Actually, it's compressed by the super high heat!
- It's so small! - So it's small now, but you can still enjoy the super rich meat in it!
- I see... - Yes!
- Now, we just need the set of rice and soup! - Yes!
- Please wait a moment! - Yes!
Is it rich tea?
Thank you for waiting.
Here is rice and soup.
Thank you.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Sir, would you like some ice cream for dessert?
I can't do this.
Nagawa Maria's sexy rock-paper-scissors corner!
This corner is about me and you playing rock- paper-scissors.
Are you ready? Let's go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
I win!
How was it?
Did you find anything?
No, I didn't.
According to past documents, it should be around here.
This excavation project has cost me my life for many years.
But if I can't do it this year, I'll have to give up and go back to Japan.
I want to find it no matter what...
Sir! Sir!
What's with the rush?
Sir!
Wow!
The legend we've been chasing!
Stop it!
Let's calm down.
Yes!
Let's get rid of that dirt first.
Yes! Understood!
It's like I'm alive!
This will be a big discovery that will surprise the world!
Be careful, Chikado-kun!
Yes!
What's with the loud voice?
Matsui-kun!
We finally found that titanium roof!
No, it's not that easy to find...
Is this real?
Of course it's you!
Hurry up and wipe it off!
I'm a little excited!
What are you doing?
Nagao-kun!
You've come to the right place!
There's something I want you to see!
No, I'm eating honey right now!
More importantly, look at it!
What is it?
Eeeeeh?!
Wow, sensei, you did it!
Hey!
It's important!
I'll tell you!
There's a lot of honey on it!
Wipe it off!
One, two...
Eeeeeh?!
Sensei!
There's no mistake that this is real!
No, I was excited and said it earlier...
Is it really real?
To be honest...
I don't know either...
What?
I'm not confident either!
Oh, by the way, teacher! According to what I heard,
next year in Egypt,
no matter what the business trip is, there will be a doll box inspection team coming!
Isn't it better for you to check if it's true there?
That's right!
That's a good idea! Let's do that!
Now, here is your job as a scholar, Mr. Miyagachi!
What?
Could this be...
Is it also said to be the rival of that Kufuo?
Titan! It's a big screen!
Is it true?
Ms. Shimano, how do you feel about this first?
If this is the real thing...
That's amazing!
Now, here is your evaluation, Mr. Miyagachi!
Titan!
It's out!
One million yen!
Mr. Miyagachi, that's a pretty bold amount of money!
Now, please evaluate it!
Mr. Miyagachi has spent 20 years of his life in Egypt and has finally discovered...
the legendary Titan, Titan Stang.
Just how much will it be?
Here is the evaluation amount!
Ta-dah!
Yes! It's 3,000 yen!
No matter how you look at it, it's a masterpiece!
Well, if you look at the face part, you can tell...
Well, the real thing has a more beautiful skin.
Also, if you flip it over...
It's a bed sheet!
Moreover, it's 500 yen!
Well, considering the amount of transportation you had to come all the way here...
3,000 yen is worth it.
Well, what will you do about this?
I'll throw it away right away!
I see...
And that's it!
Even if it's a business trip, it's still a stolen item in Egypt!
If you'll excuse me.
Good morning.
Oh, good morning.
I'm Fujie, and I'll be Suzuki's manager from now on.
Oh, it's you!
Yes.
Oh, thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Your previous manager was terrible.
He made you do all kinds of reckless things as soon as you got here.
It was really reckless.
Don't worry about me about that.
I haven't made you do anything reckless.
I used to be an S.P. in the U.S. before.
If you're ever in danger, I'll protect you completely.
Oh, it's not normal for me to be in danger when I'm in Japan.
Well, well, well, I'm counting on you from now on.
Yes.
Just make yourself at home for now.
Yes, thank you.
It's easy for you.
Yes.
So, what are you doing today?
Oh, I'm covering a comedy magazine today.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
It's your magazine, right?
Yes.
Boss, it's dangerous!
It's okay!
It's okay, it's just a lock.
Get out of there.
Yes, who are you?
I'm Chikano of "Weekly Smile and Laugh."
Yes.
Do you have something that can prove it?
No, no, no. Just put something in it.
It's okay.
Excuse me.
It's okay. Please sit down.
Excuse me.
It's a little different.
I'm like this.
I crushed it! Watch out!
What?
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
What's wrong with you?
I was about to shoot you.
No, I didn't mean it.
You didn't mean it, did you?
No, I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry.
You're making a big face.
I thought you were in danger.
No, you were in danger.
I'm sorry.
I used to be an SP, but now I'm like this.
That's amazing.
I was surprised, too.
I'm sorry.
I'll put it in right away.
Speaking of tea...
I heard you like sweets.
Yes, I like it.
I bought you a cake.
Please eat it.
Thank you.
I love cakes.
I don't have eyes.
Watch out!
It's hot!
What are you doing?
There might be poison in the cake.
Please don't eat it.
There's no poison in it.
There are many adults and princesses who have been poisoned in the past.
What era do you think we're in?
Please be careful.
I'm not being careful.
There's no way a reporter in a magazine would want me dead, right?
Suzuki is not an interesting person as an entertainer.
I'm afraid I'll be erased from this world.
I thought it was an organization's rebellion.
Hey, if you do that, you'll get emotional.
What is it?
But there is a chance.
I'll check if I'm safe with the rest of the cake.
Then I'll give it to you.
That's amazing.
What is it?
Excuse me for a moment.
Be quiet.
What is it?
It's flying.
What is it?
Is it poison?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you want to say there's no problem?
There's almost no problem.
I don't need it.
I'm sorry.
Please start.
I'll interview you.
Excuse me.
My cell phone.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
What are you doing with my cell phone?
What is it?
I thought it was a time bomb.
It's just my cell phone.
It's clean and dirty.
It can't be a time bomb.
Stop it.
You said "booboo" and it was "vibe".
You know what "vibe" is, don't you?
You said "vibe" just now, didn't you?
If you do it like this next time...
I'll give you a quiz next time.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm begging you, really.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
In order to change your mood,
can you take a picture with me before the interview?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you do it first?
Yes, yes.
Can you do it first?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Over there...
Oh, is it okay here?
Yes.
Can you do a "smile and pop" pose?
A "smile and pop" pose?
Yes, like...
How about a "smile and pop" pose?
Okay, here we go!
Suzuki-san!
Ouch!
You guys...
It was Suzuki-san's thing, wasn't it?
You're the most dangerous one!
What are you doing?!
What's wrong?
Stop it!
Look, look.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, really.
With the flash's strong light,
you blinded Suzuki-san's eyes...
And...
And at the same time...
I thought you'd do something stupid.
It's okay!
Don't worry.
Is it okay?
Hey, hey!
Can we go now?
I'm sorry!
You don't have to come tomorrow.
What?
You don't have to come tomorrow.
Yes, I understand.
Yes.
Good work.
Thank you.
What's with him?
Think about it.
Watch out! Watch out!
He's coming in! He's coming in!
He's coming in! Oh no! Watch out! Watch out!
I told you to shut up!
Get in!
Please be careful.
You're the one who should be careful!
Let's go!
He's coming in! Watch out!
The song was dangerous.
Excuse me.
You didn't say okay, but you tried to do something, didn't you?
I thought I was going to drown for the first time in my life.
I told you I was going to drown.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Thank you very much!
Sayonara Ekaki Uta by Mayu!
Yay! Nice to meet you!
Today, I'm going to sing "Ekaki Uta", which you all love!
Yay!
There was a circle in a certain place.
Another circle.
And another one.
Another one.
And another one.
Another one.
Is that enough?
There...
Wow!
I grew up more and more.
And finally...
I love you all! It's Mr. Mukade!
Cool, isn't it?
Did you get it?
See you! Bye-bye!
Mukade!
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