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Excuse me, are you Ms. Urami Daikou?
Yes, I am. Welcome to Urami Daikou Watt Home.
May I ask you for an advice?
Yes, ma'am.
Could you do me a favor?
Certainly. Please wait for a moment.
Ah, thank you, thank you.
I'm like this.
I'm like this. Nice to meet you.
I'm Fujie.
Nice to meet you.
Have a seat.
Once again, what kind of feedback do you have for me today?
I really hate the man I used to date.
I want you to drop him at the bottom of fear.
I see.
The reason for that hatred is...
Anyway, I hate cheating.
When I used to date him, I cried many times.
Even until I died, I played with girls every day.
I can't forgive it.
But I'm not an active person who can go out and threaten people.
I see.
That's why you came to us for a request, right?
Yes, that's right.
Anyway, there's a lot of people who hate cheating.
If you leave it to us, we can definitely make you break up with him.
Please kill him for me.
Leave it to me.
So, how do you break up with him?
There are three main ways.
Give me that.
First of all, indirectly.
Is it a ghost?
This is an ultra-ghost-like phenomenon.
It's a habit that's been going on for about two weeks.
The TV turns on and off on its own.
Someone running on the ceiling.
I recommend it to people who are relatively weak in hatred.
However, according to the customer's feeling, this may be a little weak.
Well, I guess so.
What about plan B?
Here's plan B.
Maybe he hates me?
It's a course like that.
Finally, it's time for us to help you directly.
This is 20,000 yen and it's reasonable.
There are quite a lot of customers for this plan.
You can appear in the mirror.
You can look at me from behind in the bathroom and feel my gaze.
You can also enter this plan for funeral photos.
And finally, plan C.
This is scary.
It's an original Sadako course.
Is Sadako from that movie?
That's right. You know it well.
It's a super scary movie that you know and see on TV.
This is a little expensive, 35,000 yen, but for those who have eaten it, it is clear that they cannot go back.
You will be afraid of fear until you die.
There really was such a course, wasn't there?
Originally, what we were doing was imitated by them.
That's why it's primitive. We are primitive, Sadako.
That's right.
Then, we will choose from these three plans.
Now, which course will you choose?
Yes, this one. Yes, what will you do? Yes, what will you do?
C is good, isn't it?
Well, but...
C, right?
C, right? Yes, yes, yes.
What will you do?
Well, but since we are doing it, I think it's better to do it in the past tone.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, this is...
C, C, C.
Wow, thank you very much.
Yes, we got C.
Thank you very much.
I will choose the primitive Sadako course.
Thank you very much.
Then, can you tell me your original address?
Yes, please.
Here you are.
And then, since it's pre-payment,
C plan, here you are.
35,000 yen, please.
Yes, thank you very much.
With this...
Yes, yes.
Yes, we just got it.
Yes, we got it.
My hair...
My hair is in the way.
25,000 yen.
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes, we got it.
We just got it.
Yes, we got it.
Well, in the end, after making the other party infertile,
I will send you the complete contact information.
Yes, I will wait for your contact information.
It seems like you have quite a grudge against me.
I always think about it, but I wonder when this "grudge" will disappear from this world and a peaceful era will come.
That's right.
Well, but if it disappears, our company's profits will go up, though.
That's right!
Well, well!
Well… T…T…Tokyo…
Hikari TV presents...
ATB48 Carns!
That's about it.
Gesture Quiz Time!
Here's the question.
What is this doing?
Ready, start!
The correct answer is...
Kojima Haruna, who is clearly on and off!
See you!
[Motokare]
I'm sure it's here.
I've looked down enough, so I'm sure of it.
It's illegal to break in, so you have to be careful.
Let's check today's flow right away.
First of all, when Motokare comes back, you hide behind the curtain and wait for the electricity.
I go into the video.
Motokare enters the room and watches the video.
Then you turn off the electricity and only the TV is on.
Of course, he pays attention to the TV.
So I slowly appear from the TV.
And I say to him, "You weren't just cheating, you were violent. I'll hate you for the rest of my life."
I cover him up and give him back.
All right, it's decided.
It's decided.
Your job is surprisingly important.
Don't miss the timing.
I'll do my best.
Then let's practice a complicated shot.
Okay.
First of all, let's do the flow until I come out of the TV.
Okay.
First of all, I go into the video deck...
Hey!
Isn't this a DVD?
That's right.
Wait a minute.
"That's right" isn't it!
I can only get into the VHS!
I'll be honest with you.
VHS doesn't exist at the moment.
So I hope you'll do your best so you can appear in the DVD.
No, it's not about effort.
There's no way I can get into such a shallow place like this.
Idiot!
I can't do it!
I can't do it, DVD! It's sour!
No matter what anyone says, I won't do it unless it's a VHS deck!
Also, this is no good either!
This thin TV, even if it's in a VHS deck, it won't come out with this thinness!
It's thin!
So, I won't do it unless it's a brown can either!
Brown can, brown can...
Did you say something?
No, nothing.
Anyway, we don't have time!
Hurry up and return it!
First of all, bring me the VHS deck and video from the company!
Yes, understood.
Hurry up!
We don't have time!
Hurry up!
I brought it!
This is it!
It has to be this!
Really?
This is it!
Wow!
This is great!
I knew it!
It fits perfectly!
This is it!
It's the best!
How is it?
If it's your first time, it must be pretty scary, right?
Well, yes.
This is perfect for us!
It's perfect, right?
It's perfect!
How is it?
It's perfect!
Will he come back?
When will he come back?
He's back!
Okay!
Hurry up and hide!
Okay!
Let's go!
I'm tired!
Huh?
Was my TV like this?
What?
Huh?
Surely will come... Surely will come...
Aaah! Move! Move!
Cut. I'll come.
Oh my gosh!
Cut...I'll come...
Cut...
Cut...I'll come...
Are you okay?
Cut...I'll come...
All right!
Kitto kun!
Shhh!
Ahh! You scared me!
Who are you?!
Oh...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Um... I'm sorry...
No, no, no...
Rather than that...
Instead of Fujie-san...
I've come to curse you!
Hiroshi...
I'll curse you!
No, I'm not Hiroshi...
Huh?
I-I'm Shizuo...
No, no...
Huh? Ah...
Aren't you Fujie-san's ex-boyfriend...
Hiroshi-san...
No, I'm not...
You're not...
No, I'm Shizuo...
First of all...
Who's Fujie?!
I'm sorry, President!
I got the wrong address!
Hey! What are you doing, you two?!
Seriously, you...
If you keep doing this...
You'll become illegal immigrants!
Even if you were right here, you'd still be illegal immigrants, you know?
Ah, well...
Well, it's fine, but...
No, no...
By the way, what were you doing during the day?
Huh?
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
No, you don't have to apologize...
I'm sorry, really...
No, we won't call the police.
Don't say you're sorry!
No, we won't call the police.
We'll call the police.
Serious apologize!
We'll call the police!
Hey, please!
Don't make the police do anything!
Seriously, you!
Apologize to them!
No way!
Please don't make the police do anything!
Please!
Please don't make the police do anything!
I can't do it!
Please!
I can't do it...
Huh?!
I can't do it...
I'll call the police...
Ah, geez...
I guess we can't do anything about it.
I'm really sorry!
Disappeared!
Ghost!
Thank you for watching my full performance !
See you next week !
Stop staring at other people's emails from the side !
That elephant was big, wasn't it ?
I like lions better !
Lions are cool !
They were cool, weren't they ?
What animal is next ?
Monkey !
Yes, you guessed it right !
Monkey, look at me !
Mom, you had a snack and a banana, didn't you ?
Yes, I did !
Give me that !
I want to give it to the monkey !
But look at the sign !
It says "don't feed it", doesn't it ?
But I'm sure the monkey is hungry !
I want to eat a banana !
Go away ! Go away !
When I said "banana", the monkey got in a good mood !
Can I give you a banana ?
Well, nobody is looking at you now.
Let's give you a banana.
Wait a minute, monkey.
Yes.
I'll give you a gentle banana.
See you!
Let's eat.
You didn't eat all of it.
Are you still hungry?
Is there anything you don't want to eat?
I found it!
Mom!
Is there anything you don't want to eat?
I have a strawberry shortcake.
Can I give you that cake?
Let's give it to her.
Wait a minute!
First of all, I'll give you a strawberry shortcake.
Here you are.
And...
I'll give you a main cake.
Hello!
Mom!
The monkey's face is covered with cake now!
Hey! That's not a good way to do it!
Because you hit me with a stick and I got hit.
I hate you!
Huh?
She wiped off the cream with a towel!
Why, you monkey!
You're so smart!
I'm not smart!
That's because of you.
Apologize to the monkey.
I'll apologize with you.
I know.
Come here.
Monkey.
I'm sorry.
My child is sorry.
Mom, what is this?
What does it mean?
Does it mean revenge?
No way, Osara-san would think of such a thing!
You can't think of it, can you?!
But, it looks like she threw it at us by mistake.
So, it looks like the cake is gone.
So, I'm going to give Osara-san a cake as a present.
Wait for me, okay?
She has a present.
Yukikikiki.
Look. I can't see anything.
Mikikiki.
Look.
This is your cake, Osara-san!
Thank goodness!
It tastes good, doesn't it?!
Yukikikiki...
What?!
Yukikikikii...
Yukikikiki...
Disgusting!
What's with you, monkey?!
Throwing a pie at my child...
You monkey!
You're such a bad monkey!
It's true, you idiot!
Hey, you two! What are you doing?!
It's you!
Disgusting!
Hey, what are you doing?!
It's not "what are you doing?!"
It says "don't feed them"!
Wait a minute!
I can't hear it because it's in my ear!
Because you're feeding them bad food!
Monkey, monkey, monkey!
Okay, it's fine.
It says "don't feed them"!
Okay!
If you get it, don't do it again!
Yes, ma'am!
Can I ask you something?
Come on...
It says not to give me food...
You're right!
By the way...
You don't get it, either!
I'm sorry...
Annie's sad flute
I'm going to play this flute and say some words that I think are a little sad.
What words are they saying?
Here we go!
Did you get it?
Here we go again!
shoushika mondai
Here's the answer!
The answer is...
shoushika mondai
Please listen to it one more time!
shoushika mondai
What do you think?
You heard "shoushika mondai", didn't you?
It's sad to think about our logo, isn't it?
Well, goodbye!
Yamakiko is a life-long creature that expresses the sound of returning home late from school.
Still, you know...
These days, climbers really don't do "yahoo" anymore.
I see...
Did you do it a lot in the past?
I didn't have a break anymore.
I see... You experienced such an era.
It was really good at that time, wasn't it, Mr. Yamanaka?
I'm glad... I hope that era won't come again.
It's nice... I'm busy, too. I wanted to experience it.
I hope I can climb that mountain someday, too.
You've climbed a lot!
Wow! Mihara, you're the best!
I haven't felt like this in a long time.
I know, right?
Well, you'll see.
It was worth it to climb such a nice view.
I think so, too. Well, let's go.
Yahoo!
Wow, you're right!
You've seen it, haven't you?
Well, I'll go first.
You've seen it, haven't you?
Huh? Was my voice too low?
Are you okay?
Do you have a slump?
Okay...
Yahoo!
I can't hear you at all.
Yahoo!
I heard you!
Wow, it's my first time doing mountain climbing, but it's amazing that my heart is beating so fast!
It's amazing!
Kanno, I like you!
I know this!
What?
Confession case!
I like you!
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
I know!
Isn't this a bad one?
What's wrong?
Was it big last time?
It's big!
Ah! It's coming!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Please hurry up!
Ah!
Oh!
Did you hear it?
I heard it!
That's good!
Thank you!
"watashi mo suKIiii" (I love you too)
This is Monaka-san's voice.
You should wear goggles.
Didn't you hear the scary sound?
I said "bang!"
"watashi mo suKIii" (I love you too)
I'm tired of that.
Saki!
My head hurts.
Then, I'll say it for the last time.
I have something I want to say.
Yes.
And!
Gino-san and me!
It's not over yet?
Could it be...
You're going to propose, right?
Please marry me!
I knew it! This is bad!
This is... this is bad. Wait, wait. No, no, no.
This is bad. I've never heard of it.
Yamada! Yamada, go!
Wait, wait, wait.
Then I'll do it.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Don't mess with me!
Wait! Wait!
I can't hear you!
Go in!
You're shaking!
Scary!
We'll be together forever, right?
Yeah!
Then... let's go!
Let's go in!
I wish you happiness.
I'm graduating from Yamabiko today.
This is bad.
I don't know what's going on at all.
Excuse me.
I'm scared.
Thank you very much.
Hyoko Yamayui's Visual Quiz Corner!
Here's the question!
What does a person with a residence permit do?
Let's think!
I'll think.
If you think about this question carefully and slowly,
you will definitely know the answer!
It's time!
Let's answer!
The correct answer is...
The address is Kokonotsu.
The address is Ku...
Jushoku...
It's impossible!
Jushoku!
Ah, Jushoku!
So, the correct answer is Jushoku!
Congratulations if you got it right!
If you got it wrong, don't be depressed!
Don't mind, don't mind, don't michael!