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No one can believe it.
Because of this era,
hypocrites and parasites.
Honmayan!
It's Honmayan!
That Honmayan again.
Yokoyama-san! We're in trouble!
What's up?
One of the A.D.s of this show has been so busy that he's turned into a monster who gets in the way of filming!
Excuse me, can you say that again?
Like I said! The A.D. has turned into a monster!
The A.D. has turned into a monster?
You're kidding, right? If you say that, you're going to laugh at me, right?
As always, you're full of doubts. As expected of a pseudo-anchor.
Pseudo-anchor? I've heard that word somewhere...
Did you remember it, Yokoyama-san?
It's your turn now!
No, it's not you, Yokoyama-san.
Pseudo-anchor, Honmayan!
I'm that Honmayan?
If you say that, you're going to laugh at me with your hidden camera, right?
I don't have a camera!
You are the genuine Honmayan!
Right now, in the studio! In the studio, the monster is waiting for you!
Hurry up!
I just remembered something troublesome...
It's true...
He really transformed!
Will Yokoyama be able to regain his memories and face the monster as Honmayan?
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Kans...
Nothing More, So Much...
Help me! Somebody!
Give me some sleep...
Let me take a bath...
I want to be a director as soon as possible!
What's wrong with you?!
Why are you like this?!
It's all your fault!
You shouldn't have called me at midnight!
Help me!
Both of you...
You're all lying!
Th-this voice is...
No one can believe it...
Because of that era...
Gishin Akisenshi...
Honmayan...
Honmayan!
...has returned.
Thank goodness!
Looks like we made it in time!
Honmayan! Help me!
AD has become a monster!
AD has become a monster?
Shut up!
Didn't I just tell you?!
If you say it like that, you're going to make me laugh again, aren't you?
Look! It's right here!
Honmayan...
You've really become a monster!
Be careful, Honmayan!
I'm going to use a terrifying technique!
A terrifying technique?
It's called the "crazed guard attack."
Any human will obey my guards' orders.
Any guard will obey you?
No way!
That's impossible!
Here!
Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi!
Oh, no!
Are you making it in time!?
Looks like Godz is casting scary spell.
Houmayan, cast special effect on me!
Special effect?
Does mateh have special effect itself?
Look, Houmayan's beam!
Really, Beam?
Beam?
If you say that, you're going to laugh again, right?
Why do you doubt me so much?
Did something happen in childhood?
Take this.
Really, Beam will come out.
Hurry up!
Really, Beam?
Really.
I really fell down.
Um...
I'm dead.
That's amazing.
We're saved!
Okay, let's start recording again!
That's right!
Huh?
Something is really shining.
Didn't you just push it yourself?
What is this?
That's a color timer!
If we don't go back to the planet soon, we'll really die!
Die?
I'm going to die!
You're definitely lying!
That's weird!
We're finally back to life!
Why did you die so soon?
It's true.
"Only if you work hard, you can get an award" corner!
In this corner, we will challenge ourselves with various things and during the time, we will definitely be on air.
This is a precious corner where you can work hard and remember your name, which is useful for big AKB48 members.
Then let's go! Here is what I will do my best to get an award!
Since I was in elementary school, I have been good at flying a kite.
So I think I can fly it well.
It's a little long.
I will tie it up.
You will get an award for that.
I want to fly it!
OK.
OK. Here I go.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wasn't it a little cold last night?
It was cold, wasn't it?
Didn't you lower the temperature of the water a little?
You could have told me that you would lower it.
Humans are selfish.
Wait a minute!
Someone is here!
Me?
Hello, I'm Uni, and I'm going to live in this house from now on.
Uni?
Yes.
That person...
That person lives in this house.
After all, there is no sawmill in this store that can cut fugu, so he has been living in this house all the time.
I see.
That person doesn't taste coffee that humans can eat and lives in this house.
Don't say stupid things!
We can live only if humans eat us deliciously.
That's true.
Fugu-san is right.
I will learn.
Welcome!
What do you recommend today?
Today's recommendation is...
Is there anything fresh today?
How about squid?
Squid?
Squid is fresh!
Then...
Can I have squid somen?
Squid somen...
With pleasure!
Squid somen...
Squid...
Squid somen...
Let's go!
Everyone!
Don't forget me!
I'll be a big squid somen!
Here you are.
Squid somen, please.
It looks so delicious.
Thank you for it.
It's delicious!
I'm sure the squid is happy in heaven.
What will you do next?
Well...
I'll have a horse mackerel.
You've made a good choice.
I want to taste horse mackerel with various flavors.
Horse mackerel...
Everyone...
Take care of yourselves.
Good luck!
Let's go.
Horse mackerel...
Horse mackerel is hit by distance.
It seems that the rest will be fried horse mackerel.
Fried horse mackerel and horse mackerel hit...
Please wait.
It looks delicious.
It's good to have it freshly fried.
Hitting is delicious, too.
I'll enjoy it.
Thank you for watching so far. We'll come back with more delicious videos ^^
Delicious!
What will you do next?
Well...
Well, the last one is...
It's definitely me!
Tuna?
No, I really want to eat blowfish,
But you don't have a driver's license, do you?
Actually...
I got it!
So...
I'll cook blowfish!
Oh, really?
Well, lastly...
Can you cook blowfish for me?
Sure!
Blowfish!
The day has come for you to cook deliciously!
Blowfish!
I'm so glad!
Congratulations!
Blowfish!
You did it!
Let's watch blowfish's last moment.
Yes.
Wow!
It's cut quietly.
It's a beautiful ending.
Is that blowfish?
Yes, it is.
The plate looks transparent, doesn't it?
Wow, it's cool!
Yes.
Blowfish!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
It's the best blowfish!
Huh?
What's wrong?
Commander, this smells fishy!
Huh?
It stinks!
You've been in the sewer for a long time, so you've lost your appetite, haven't you?
Maybe you're right...
Commander, I'm begging you!
I'm sorry. I'll throw this away.
Huh?
Wait, wait!
Commander!
Commander...
Did you pass away?
No...
That's impossible!
Nagao Maria's Sexy Rock-paper-scissors Corner!
In this corner, you and I will play rock-paper- scissors.
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay!
Oh, it's a tie!
Let's do it again!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay!
Oh, it's rock-paper-scissors again!
Don't copy me!
It's over!
Poon!
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Aja!
What's up?
You called me out to a place like this where you don't belong.
I'm sorry, Justice.
We have an important match coming up.
That's right!
Next month is Atai and Aja's duo, "the sadondesum" 25th anniversary match!
Atai and Aja are still in good shape.
Let's show them what we're made of!
With our usual...
...this!
Let's rock and roll!
Y-yeah...
What's wrong, Aja? You don't look well.
Actually... I...
...want to quit.
Why?!
I don't want to hurt anyone anymore!
Hitting innocent people...
...is the limit of my conscience!
Shut up!
What are you talking about?!
Listen...
Atai and Aja...
...especially you...
...have always been in a one-man band.
And Atai fell in love with you in one-man band.
So Atai and you teamed up...
...and became the world's strongest and worst duo!
And now you're quitting one-man band...
...you idiot, you should take a break!
All you have to do is hit one-man band innocently.
That's all you have to do.
But...
Think about it!
Before you two teamed up...
...what drew Atai and you two together?!
Ah...
That brings back memories!
When you came to me...
...for the first time...
...did I make you hit one-man band?
At that time, I didn't know how strong you were...
...so I hit you with all my might!
Is that right?
Hey, come on, Asia.
Try hitting me in that weird chocolate can.
I'm sure it won't work.
Excellent!
Justice! Take this!
I did it!
Do you remember?
I heard that one shot.
Yeah, it was messy.
But I was young at the time.
Hey, you're still young enough.
What are you protecting?
Were you such a guy?
You were amazing when you were competing with me with a belt on.
You've been training.
Oh, that's nostalgic.
Yeah, I remember.
You used to go to that ramen shop that Justice used to go to.
With that belt on.
I wonder if it was like that.
I'm hungry.
Let's eat.
Yeah!
Die, Justice!
What are you doing?!
I'm counting on you!
You were amazing back then.
Come to think of it, have I ever attacked you in a hurry?
No.
No, you did! You definitely did!
You were suppressing the enemy, and when I was about to attack you with my hit gun,
you dodged it and I hit you with my hit gun!
Right?!
No, I didn't!
You did! You did!
No, I didn't!
You did! No, I didn't!
No, I remember now, Mr. Asset!
Come to think of it...
Hey, Dolphin...
Dolphin...
You...
Cut it out...
Come to think of it!
I'm counting on you!
What are you doing?!
Hey, sister!
Is Justice late?
No, it's the enemy...
You can do whatever you want!
You too, girl!
Is Justice late?!
I'm sorry!
Hey, don't mess with me!
Let me go!
Hey! Don't mess with me, Dolphin!
You don't stand a chance against me, you bastard!
Eat ramen!
However...
If I say "I'm sorry"...
and apologize...
wouldn't you forgive me?
Really?
Then...
I'm sorry.
Justice!
It's the other way around!
Stop it!
Well, you know,
when I think about the past,
what I'm thinking about now is getting crazy.
What?
But, you know,
after that match,
it didn't end at all after the match,
and we kept fighting until midnight, didn't we?
All the time.
We didn't.
We did, we did.
We didn't.
We did, we did.
We didn't.
We did!
We didn't!
We did!
We didn't!
I know!
Why?
The segment where Sakiko plays on the keyboard!
From now on, I will play various famous lines on the keyboard.
Well, what do you think I'm saying?
Here we go!
Do you know what I'm saying?
I'll play it one more time.
Yes.
I'm sure you know what I'm saying.
Well then, thinking time, start!
Well then, I'll give you the answer.
The answer is...
"Wild The Row".
You can hear it, can't you?
"Wild The Row".
Well then, bye bye!
Let me confirm your order. Hamburger set meal and appetizers, right?
Appetizers?
No, you didn't say appetizers.
Huh?
No, but you said appetizers.
No, I didn't say that. Hamburger set meal and chocolate parfait.
By the way, this is an Italian restaurant, right? Do you have any appetizers?
No, we don't.
That's weird!
Yes, yes, yes!
Welcome!
Well, that's...
What's wrong?
He made a mistake in his order.
What?!
What's going on?!
That's...
Oh, I'm sorry for being late. I'm the chief's aunt.
Since we're all related, could you tell me a little more about it?
Well, I ordered a hamburger set meal and a chocolate parfait.
Huh?
He ordered a hamburger set meal and appetizers?
Huh?!
No way! You...
How could you...
Hey, Nagao.
Come here.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
May I order again?
What about him?
I fired him.
What?
Don't worry about it.
I'd like to order a hamburger set meal and chocolate parfait.
Just a moment, please.
Oh, no!
That was close.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you for the food.
This is really bad, isn't it?
What did I do wrong?
Huh?
What's this?
It's been 25 years since I came in here.
I thought this day would come someday.
What's wrong?
I've only been working to support your delicious smiles.
I can't believe I made you angry about this.
Of course, I have no other choice.
If I quit, I won't have any income and I won't be able to treat my daughter's surgery.
Excuse me.
I'll go back to the countryside tonight.
No, it's okay.
If you bring me a new one.
What?
Will you forgive me?
Thank you very much.
I will never forget this favor.
Bring me a new one right away.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you for waiting. Please enjoy your meal.
A knife and a knife...
It started again!
I will die and atone for the sins I committed against you.
Wait a minute! It's okay!
Just bring me a new one!
Oh, is it you?
I caused trouble for my customers again.
Hmm? Hmm?
I don't have any more money to spend.
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
But please don't look for me.
Well, I'm sorry to ask you, but...
Yes?
Could you please give this to my wife?
Stop it!
Is anyone there?
Thank you for your help.
Hey, can you do something about this person?
Did you make a mistake again?
I've been making mistakes like this since this month.
I've been thinking about doing it many times.
This is my 500th time this month!
What?
What are you doing?
You're fired!
Shiii!