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[What are you doing?]
Gesture Quiz!
What is...
That's a problem!
What are you doing?
The answer is...
When you apply mascara...
You!
Hikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Carns!
That's As Far As You Go!
9th Floor, Main Stage...
AKB High School's Attack...
1st Floor, Center...
Yamada-kun...
7th Floor, 8th...
This match...
It's not moving and it's not interesting at all...
That's true...
It's out again...
Then it's your turn, Reina.
Eh, me?
You can do it, Reina.
That's right... I did it earlier.
Ah... Then watch this!
2nd Floor, 2nd...
Iwaki-kun...
7th...
Nyon-kun...
How is it?
I just announced it with white eyes...
It was really ugly...
But look, look!
Eh?
No one thought that I announced it with white eyes...
So the match continues normally!
That's true!
No one found out!
Hey, Reina, you should try it too.
To find out or not to find out...
This excitement...
I can't stand it!
Look, it's out.
Eh?
What should I do?
3rd Floor...
Capture...
Satonaka-kun...
7th...
2nd...
Wow! You made me shake!
Isn't there something like that?
Wow!
I'm so excited!
Ah...
It's a dead ball.
Alright...
Then it's my turn next.
4th Floor...
1st...
Matsui-kun...
7th...
Tan...
What is it?
Matsui said "Matsui" and...
3rd...
Tan!
Nagashima? Minafu?
I don't know!
How is it? No one found out?
It's getting so much fun!
This is so much fun!
I wish it would end soon...
Ah, it's 1 a.m.
Even though it's getting fun, it's already behind closed doors!
Ah, it's starting!
I'm scared!
How is it? No one found out?
It's a miracle!
No one found out?!
It's getting so much fun!
I'm next, right?
Yeah...
Number 8!
Huh?
Why?
It's making me feel uneasy.
Huh?
You brought two, didn't you?
Number 8...
No one found out?
It's fine!
No one found out!
You too, Helium?
Why did you bring that?
My mom told me to take it with me.
You're going to hand it over?
Yeah.
More importantly, it's your turn next.
Huh?
Hey, Rie, what's that?
Hurry up! Announce it! Announce it!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Turn the mic this way.
Okay.
Good girl.
Okay.
What? You didn't find out?
I didn't find out, but I didn't know what you were saying at all!
I couldn't breathe at all!
Goodbye!
Huh?
Goodbye!
I lost, but I'm so frustrated that I'm crying!
I'm starting to feel sad...
Me too...
Heh, you cry a lot.
Nagao Maria's Sexy Rock-paper-scissors Corner!
In this corner, you and I will have a rock-paper- scissors match!
Okay, are you ready? Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors...
I lost...
[laughter]
I'll go with this one.
Do you have tea?
Yes.
We have tea and oolong tea.
[laughter]
Thank you for watching.
Let's buy it.
I'm hungry.
Let's eat.
Which one should I eat first?
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ha, ha, ha! - Ha, ha, ha!
OK!
Let's eat fried chicken first!
Yokoyama Yui's mean quiz corner!
Let me ask you a question.
If you keep digging Arab deserts, what will you find?
Hmm... I'm relieved.
Let's...thinking!
Hmm... I wonder what it is... I wonder what it is...
I wonder what this question is...
I wonder what it is... I wonder what it is...
I wonder what this question is...
OK!
OK, here's the answer.
The answer is...
sweat!
If you got it right, congratulations!
If you got it wrong, don't be depressed!
Don't mind, don't mind, don't mind, OK?
Tonight, Mayuri and a super celebrity will have a surprise encounter in a comedy show.
- Thank you for your time! - Thank you for your time!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Thank you for your time! - Thank you for your time!
- So, you're Mayuyu? - Yes, I am.
- I'm Mayuyu. - Oh, I see.
- Why "Mayuyu"? - Well, it's called "Mayu".
- Yes, yes. - Well, it's called "Mayuyu".
- Yes. - There are two "yu"s in "Mayuyu" and "Mayuyu" is its nickname.
- That's how fans call it, too. - Oh, I see.
- Doesn't this person look like someone? - Who... who does he look like?
- People often say "western announcer" or something like that. - Also, is Asuo Morinachi Hiroko?
- He's from the same Fukuoka Prefecture. He might look like him. - Asuo, thank you for talking to me like that. You're amazing.
- Alright, enjoy your meal. - Thank you for talking to me like that.
- Alright, Umeda, let's go. - Understood.
Coming soon... Contest Improvement
Kawaii-no-otonai-genai-kedo-sore-demo-ii-no-dano corner!
It's a corner where I, who is usually called a fool, will do my best to compete against something childish and definitely win it and make it my personal favorite!
Ah, I wanted to meet Mayu-yu!
Mayu-yu is here!
Who wants to compete?
Who wants to compete? Who wants to do a full-body kick?
- I'll do it for you since you don't have a spare. - You're making me do it.
- Yes. - Alright, go ahead.
- Put it on here. Put it on properly. - Alright.
Ah, that's not fair! That's not fair!
Don't move. Don't move.
It's two. It's not three! It is!
- It's two! - It's not three!
- Don't look at me! - Why?
- My stomach hurts! - Don't look at me!
Hey you, stop!
Huh? What are you talking about? Me?
It's not you, it's me, Sonsho.
You should know if you've seen me on TV.
You're Mrs. Debbie, right?
- Yes. - Please excuse me.
What can I do for you?
Well... can you ride a bicycle or something like that?
Huh? What do you mean?
Well... I was wondering if you were moving your car.
No, I'm always moving my car with this lovely present.
Is this really your bicycle?
Of course it is!
Are you doubting something?
No, I'm not doubting anything.
This is mine for sure.
No.
Do you want me to tell you even if I stole it?
No, it's not like that.
I just wanted to confirm it.
Excuse me.
Do you treat me like a thief?
It's not like that.
Why?
I just wanted to confirm it.
I don't want anyone to touch my present.
Look at this wonderful present.
I'm in trouble. What should I do?
Can I have it for a moment?
No, you can't. I'm in trouble.
Even if you say that, I'm in trouble too.
What should I do?
Huh? It's Kawaii!
What's wrong?
Well...
Actually, Mrs. Debbie didn't have the image of riding a bicycle.
So, I tried to sign my bicycle's registration number.
I see.
And?
Mrs. Debbie was angry at me for not being a thief.
Isn't it obvious? It's rude of you to sing.
But I couldn't sign it.
I see.
You're Mrs. Debbie, right?
Yes, I am.
I'm Watanabe, a senior resident of Kawaii.
I'm sorry that Kawaii made you uncomfortable.
I agree with you.
Of course, I know you're angry at me.
But can I have your registration number for a moment?
What's wrong with you?
Why do you want my registration number?
I don't like it if you don't like it.
Please go away.
I know you're angry at me.
I don't care if you're a thief or not.
Please go away.
If you don't go away, you'll be punished.
I see.
Then, I don't care if you don't go away for a few seconds.
If you don't go away for a few seconds, we'll go away, too.
I see.
Are you ready?
Kawaii.
Yes, ma'am.
This is Hikari, Kawaii. Yes.
Yes, I understand.
It's over. How was it?
This is Mrs. Debbie's bicycle.
Look at you.
It's rude.
This is definitely Mrs. Debbie's bicycle.
That's why I said it.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry for making you busy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mrs. Debbie is late.
What were you doing? You're late.
These two have been treated like thieves.
I was in a lot of trouble.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Where are you from?
I'm Watanabe of Hikari Office.
I'm Kawaii of Hikari Office.
Oh, I see.
You have been treated like thieves.
I want you to clean up for insults and psychological pain.
What?
Are you ready for that?
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
It's an honor for me.
Okay, it's over.
It's over.
Let's go.
Please get in.
Let's go, Mrs. Debbie.
Okay, you two.
Let's meet in court next time we meet.
Goodbye.
You can't ride together.
What are you going to do? Are you serious?
No, I'm not.
(that's why I can't stand 48)
(if only we didn't die together)
(this wouldn't have happened)
(too bad)
(everyone who's watching TV)
(dying together is prohibited)
(if you don't protect it)
(you'll get fired)
(what the heck is 48)
(what's with 48)
(laughter)
Hold on.
Now it's easy.
- Okay. - Let's go.
Okay.
- Hurry up and go. - Okay.
Okay.
- Let's go. - Okay.
I'm hungry now.
- Let's eat something. - Okay.
How about curry and rice?
What?
Okay.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Ready.
Go!
Go down!
OK!
OK?
OK let's tell me first.
116cm
I was 116cm.
Hey, wait a minute!
Are you joking with me?
Wait a minute!
You fell down, didn't you?
I won!
It's stupid to take a bath. Don't do it again!
I'm sorry.
Anyway, you were lucky to escape to the mountains.
I didn't think you'd be discovered by the police.
Our police are very good.
Well, I'll have you reflect on yourself here for a while.
Kojima!
Yes.
Take her.
Yes. Let's go.
Yes.
No, anyway, Watson, you're really lucky.
No, no, as a police officer, I'll do what's natural.
Huh? Detective Yokoyama?
That guy...
Huh? Karl?
Karl...
It's been a while.
Yeah, good job. You made it back.
Yeah, well...
Anyway, that guy...
The one who peeped in the rail, right?
He got caught, didn't he?
That's right.
When... did you catch him?
Two days ago...
No, three days ago, I think.
What's with him?
It's the first time I've seen his face.
I think I'm going to lose it.
Are you sure?
I didn't meet him in person at the previous incident,
but he's a super police dog that came from America called Watson, who I met in the middle of the cheering squad.
This Watson caught the criminal earlier, too.
So... what's up with you today?
No, no, what's up with me...
Should we sit down and talk?
Oh, really?
So, what's up with you?
What's up with me...
After you got caught, you left me behind, didn't you?
In the mountains...
Huh?
Oh, right...
I didn't know you got caught at all!
I've been looking for you in the mountains all by myself!
Didn't you tell me to come back because you got caught?
No, no, I didn't get caught!
I think you did...
I definitely didn't!
Look at this taxi! There's not a single one!
You have a lot of poodle friends, don't you?
Not at all!
But you know, poodle, poodle, poodle, poodle...
Oh, I forgot about you!
Anyway, I didn't want to bother you, so I walked all the way from Aomori to Tokyo!
It wasn't normal for you to be so far away!
You came back, didn't you?
What are you talking about?! It's like you're saying you didn't want me to come back!
That's right! I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That's right!
Well, if you say so...
I still have a lot of work to do in the future, and I hope you'll continue to support me in the future...
So, where should we go next?
Is that... okay?
Huh? What do you mean?
Well, it's not okay...
I don't need it...
What do you mean you don't need it?!
Is it a treasure chest?!
How should I put it...
You have a bad breath, don't you?
Huh?
You may think you haven't been found out, but you have hay fever and you're in the hospital, right?
You can't use that kind of police ticket, can you?! You can't do that, can you?!
Right, Watson-kun?!
It's over!
That's right!
Thank you for everything!
Of course, I'll pay you this month's salary properly, so don't worry!
No way... I'm still young!
My dream is to send me to a medical school next year...
If you give me a list now...
It'll be a disaster...
Please!
Even if you say that...
Somehow...
I don't think you can do it...
Somehow...
If you say it like that...
Hey! Kojima!
Can you bring me that?
Yes!
Out of the 10 sushi, 9 have a lot of wasabi and only one is normal sushi.
Can you choose normal sushi and eat it deliciously? What will you do? Do you want to try it?
Actually, I don't want to do it, but I'll do it.
Okay, good luck!
This...
It has everything in it, doesn't it? Wasabi...
Choose it.
This is it.
There's no mistake, right? This is it, right? Try it.
Understood.
(Laughter)
As I thought, my nose is bad.
Unfortunately, that's how it is.
I'll go home for now.
But I'll try to consult with my doctor soon.
After that, if my nose is bad, can you come again?
Well, I'll think about it.
Excuse me.
She was no good.
I have no choice but to be a stray dog.
It suits her.
By the way, are you okay?
Me?
(Laughter)
Of course you're okay, right?
Really?
This is it, right?
Try it.
I'll eat it.
No!
Eat it!
(Laughter)
Cute!
Isn't it, dear?
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
This time...
Thank you very much!
It looks like it exploded inside, too. It's wet.
(Laughter)
Well, it was a fun experience for you, too.
Thank you very much!
(Laughter)
It was a good experience for you, too.
Thank you very much!
It was a good experience for you, too.
Thank you very much!
It was a fun experience for you, too.
This time, let's do it the other way around.
(Laughter)
Cute!
Next...
I'm back.
Honmayan is back!
Yokoyama-san, we're in trouble!
No, Gishinyan Kisenshi... Honmayan...
Gishinyan Kisenshi... Honmayan...
Stay tuned for more!
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