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Akimoto's graduation
2013.08.28. Akimoto Sayaka's graduation.
The days I spent at AKB48 were really happy.
Akimoto spent those happy days.
The last skit he tried before graduating.
The title is "Balloon Art Craftsman Sayaka".
The skit is about making funny balloons one by one based on brave balloon art craftsmen.
Since it was the last main skit, Akimoto worked hard.
And later...
The staff started editing "Balloon Art Craftsman Sayaka".
But...
There was a big problem.
The reasons why this skit couldn't be aired were revealed one by one.
As a result, it was delayed.
And the staff did something against Akimoto, who had already graduated.
GaryTV presents "ATB48 Cons - Nani mo Sono Made?"
I'm really sorry about that.
So...
It was a mistake?
Yes, it was.
But...
Was my acting that bad?
No, it wasn't your acting.
You didn't get the picture right.
You weren't in the frame.
I wasn't in the frame?
ATB48 Cons - Nani mo Sono Made?
Um...
Could you look at this?
Yes.
Oh, this is before I appeared, right?
You appeared, right?
ATB48 Cons - Nani mo Sono Made?
What do you mean?
Um...
I won't appear again for a while.
What?!
Is that possible?
I checked all the tapes, but...
I couldn't get this part right.
Despite the important scene that appears from the beginning of "Balloon Art Craftman Saya"...
It wasn't shown in the camera at all.
You couldn't get it right?
That's right.
Um...
About this hair...
The cameraman wants to apologize in person.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Cameraman!
Excuse me.
I'm Sasaki, the first camera.
Yoshimura, the second camera.
Fujino, the third camera.
Hashimoto, the fourth camera.
Onoero, the fifth camera.
Five people were there?
Yes.
If there were five cameramen,
one of them must have filmed, right?
If there were five cameramen,
one of them must have filmed, right?
When I opened the lid, no one had filmed.
Right?
Yes.
What do you mean, "right?"
Don't cameramen decide everything beforehand?
Mr. Uchimura didn't decide it.
I did it because I was going to give instructions at the scene,
but when it was recorded, I didn't get any instructions at all.
You didn't fight.
You forgot.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
Your luck is bad.
Don't get angry.
Smile.
If I have a chance to work again in the future,
I'd like you to make sure this doesn't happen again.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm really sorry.
I'm frustrated...
The script was interesting.
About the script...
There was a little problem.
It was plagiarism, wasn't it?
Plagiarism?
1. The good things about being a prisoner.
2. The problem of plagiarism.
I found out that I had plagiarized.
Regarding that matter...
The writer himself came today to apologize.
Matsumoto-kun!
Excuse me.
I'm Matsumoto, the writer.
I'm really sorry.
You drank a lot of water, didn't you?
What is "plagiarism"?
Two days before the script was recorded...
I got a call from Mr. Uchima.
He had completely forgotten Mr. Yasushi Akimoto's script.
He told me to hurry up and think about it.
But I didn't have time.
I looked at the video site...
I made an interesting story about an entertainer into a script.
Because the deadline was too tight...
The script he saw in the video...
Did you just rip it out and make it into a script?
"Plagiarism" is a dirty word, isn't it?
But I changed the content a little.
You didn't change it! Go home!
I'm sorry.
Go home! Go home!
I'm sorry.
You didn't change it!
Hey! Uchima!
Get up!
It's not what you like.
Go home!
When I heard what you said...
Uchima...
Suddenly...
You talked to the writer.
You're doing this because you forgot, right?
What were you doing?
Until two days before the shoot...
I was taking a summer vacation.
Summer vacation?!
Yes.
At least tell me when you're done recording.
That summer vacation and stuff.
No, it's just...
She said she couldn't take a vacation until that day.
Can't you say, "It's because of AKB48's Akimo and Sayaka"?
Between work and me...
What?
That woman is the worst.
Sayaka!
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Huh?
Kawamura-san, don't tell me...
Is Uchida-san's girlfriend me?
Huh?!
We've been dating for about three years now.
I was thinking we should start dating soon.
I was going to propose to her on our trip.
And what happened?
Well, thanks to you...
From today...
From Kawamura...
To Uchima...
Either one is fine!
Get out of here!
Get out of here right now!
Don't hold hands!
Don't you regret it?!
Akimoto's last plot turned into an illusion.
This has been Akimoto and Sayaka's last plot.
I'm all alone now...
That's not true.
Balloon art craftsman Sayaka.
Of course, as long as you have a good camera, your iPhone is not a trick either.
So, at the end of the program, we will show you Balloon art craftsman Sayaka, so please rest assured.
Keep it up! Keep it up!
Stop!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up...
Stop!
You are too weak!
You haven't done anything yet, you bastard!
Do you know that?
Help me.
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
39 years old?!
Yes.
You are still clinging to your old self!
Yes.
You are so skinny!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Does it hurt?
I can't see the gap.
You can't see it?
Shall we practice?
Shall we practice now?
Yes.
Huh?!
You... You are coming from the beginning...
One, two!
Yes! You are doing it!
You are doing it! You know it! That's the way!
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Help me.
Do you want a drink?
Yes.
Drink it if you are tired.
Second round!
Drink, drink, drink!
Do you want a drink?!
Go!
Give me that properly!
Hurry up and go!
Second round!
Round two!
Go!
That's not right!
Hey!
Wait, wait, wait!
She's in the middle of it!
Give it back!
Wait a minute!
Give it back!
You...
Come here!
Wait a minute!
Come here and...
Go to the body and don't come here!
I said don't come here!
Do you understand?
Yes.
I can't hear you.
What is it?
It's the first match.
I'll make sure of it.
I know.
Do your best.
I'll end it here.
Fight!
That's it!
There!
Go there!
Embrace each other!
Don't cut me!
Don't cut me, Daisuke!
Go!
Um...
Please step back.
Please.
I won't!
I won't cut you!
I said don't cut me!
Yes.
You shouldn't come here.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Look ahead!
Come here.
Come!
Yes!
Both of you...
Are disqualified.
Daisuke!
You shut up!
You...
Have a good punch!
Thank you so much for coming to AKB48's "Yaru Nara Itsu? Ima Desho" 2013 live show!
Today's live show was supposed to be a group performance, but for some reason, everyone caught a cold at the same time and only five people came.
Even so, thank you all for coming!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
And finally, the next song is really the last song.
Actually, for the first time, I wrote and composed that song!
Thank you!
The title of the song is "American Dream"!
Thank you!
Before I sing it, I'd like to talk about why the song "American Dream" was born.
In 1994, I was born into an ordinary family that was everywhere.
I was always cooped up, didn't eat or talk with my family, and at school I was called "the ghost of the class".
In any case, I was a quiet child.
Even I had a dream.
That is...
To go to Hollywood and become an actress.
Of course, even if I joined AKB48, that dream wouldn't disappear.
On the contrary, little by little, I think I've gotten closer to my dream.
Such feelings for Hollywood...
In the form of a song...
I would like to share with you!
Well then...
Please listen!
Before "American Dream"...
Let me tell you a little more about Hollywood!
Well, actually...
As you can see...
It's like that...
Oh, I'm sorry, everyone!
Well, let's get started!
"American Dream"...
But before that...
It's sudden, but...
Here's a quiz for you!
It's a quiz that I love!
Well...
Well then, everyone...
I'm really sorry!
Thank you for waiting for so long!
"American Dream"...
It's an urban legend!
It's funny, but...
It's an urban legend!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
I heard you have a request for this content.
As you know, I like golf.
Do you?
Yes, I do.
If you play golf, you know "golf magazine" "albatross view" "commercial alba"
This is it.
I want you to do a series of this.
Look at this.
"AKB48" "yamase" "let's do anything"
Have you seen it?
You've seen it, of course.
I don't play golf.
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
This is a request for this content.
Do you want something related to golf?
I'm doing this content.
I want to make golf the theme that I shine the most.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
What do you want me to do?
If you say "c", I want you to call me "chicago pro".
If you call me "chicago pro", I'll be so happy.
I see.
That's all for the interview.
Thank you very much.
I brought my golf club with me.
Do you want to see it?
No, thank you.
I brought it with me.
Thank you for recording today.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to "chicago pro".
Thank you very much.
What kind of golf content will it be?
"Chicago Pro" will be released at night on December 7th.
What kind of content will you show me today?
I'm not good at anything.
You gave me a black star, young golfer Sabu-kun.
But I want to win against you again and regain my reputation of that time when I was called invincible.
How about it? Will you compete with me again?
I know how you feel.
But today's content recording started at seven in the morning.
And now it's one o'clock in the evening.
I'm sorry, but can you do it again?
I can't do that. If you come this far, you can't back down.
Take a look at this.
That's my smartphone!
If you give up the game and go home, I'll throw this smartphone in the aquarium.
Damn it! It's cowardly!
If you want me to give it back, compete with me, Sabu-kun.
All right, let's do it.
Let's compete, Mr. Z!
Let me explain the course of competition.
This course is a course where you go down a slippery slope and safely enter the cup.
It's an amazing course, isn't it?
Which one will you do first, Sabu-kun?
Shall I go first?
All right, get ready.
You use a lot of big tools, Sabu-kun.
What are you doing?
Are you all right?
This is a golf club made by an artisan in his free time.
It's a golf club and a ball! Now I can see my grandpa's frustration!
No more nonsense! Just do it already!
Got it! Just make it a hole-in-one!
So, are you ready?
OK!
Then let's go!
Will Suzuran, who became a golf ball, be able to go down the lotion hill, jump over the sweet girl Konabanka, and turn on the green?
In this corner, let's turn the photos of AKB members cheering messages into a waiting screen and feel a little happy!
In this corner, random photos of AKB members sending positive messages will be played.
Please display them on your cell phone and turn them into a waiting screen!
This week's message will be from me!
By the way, in the randomly played photos, there are sometimes old men mixed in!
If you turn them into a waiting screen, you won't be happy for a week!
Be careful!
So, everyone in front of the TV, are you ready to turn your cell phones into a waiting screen?
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Me! Me! Grandpa! Me! Me! Grandpa! Me! Me! Grandpa! Me! Me! Me!
Which photo became a waiting screen?
By the way, that old man is 38 years old!
See you!
So, are you ready?
OK!
So, let's go!
Go for it!
HALL-E-MAN!
Let's go!
Go!
Go for it!
Go!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a shame!
Damn it! I'm struggling!
Go for it!
OK! That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I can't fly!
Will Suzuran be able to enjoy golf one day?
Stay tuned!
Thank you for your patience!
Sayaka Akimoto's last story!
I really like you!
I mean it! I really like you!
I want you to go out with me!
What do you think of it?
I mean it! I really like you!
- Japanese? - What is it? - Charao.
- Charao means... - My gummy!
Don't mess with me!
"Don't mess with me"... What is it?
- What do you want me to make you? - What do you want me to make you?
- That one... - Balloon art? - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Oh! I know, I know, I know! Balloon art! - Balloon art...
- You want me to make you balloon art? - Yes!
- You want me to make you? - Can you do anything?
- Yes! What do you want?
- Oh! What do you want me to do? - Elephant! Elephant!
- Which one? Asian elephant? - No, African elephant!
- African elephant? - African elephant!
- African! - African!
- African elephant's... - Yes!
- "Soon, soon, you can"! - "Soon, soon, you can"!
- Okay, okay, okay! Okay! - "Soon, soon, you can"!
- Okay! - "Ee-san-de-ne"!
- "Ee-san-de-ne"... - Okay, okay!
- "Pao-pao"! - "Pao-pao"!
- Huh? Is it over? - Elephant?
- This is... - "Mi-mi-na-shi-zo"!
- Yes!
- "A-na-ri-i-nai"! - Huh?!
- "A-na-ri-i-nai"! - "Mi-mi-na-shi-zo"!
- Something else? Anything else? - Anything is fine!
- So you want me to make you anything you want? - Yes!
- Free! - Free!
- Oh! Okay! - Okay!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Free! - Free!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - Okay!
- It's fixed! - Wow! I'm gonna make it now!
- Yes! Yes! - What is it?
- Okay, come with me! - "Ben-za"!
- It's not amazing at all! - It's amazing!
- Because it only looks like "ben-za" - "Ben-za"?
- "Ben-za"! - Wow! It's automatic! And it's so big!
- Oh! It's here! - Welcome!
- Wow! Automatic "ben-za"! Wow!
- No "ben-za"! - No "ben-za"? - No "ben-za"!
- One more chance, please! - Give me the last chance!
- Last chance! - Thank you!
- "ben-za"! - Oh!
- Let's play with her!
- It's complete! - Wow!
- What's this?
- You!
- You look like her! - No, I don't!
- Don't look at it! - It's 3,000 yen.
- Are you taking my money? - I won't pay you for this!
- Hey!
- Isn't AKB too much?
- I know!
- Isn't AKB not allowed to date?
- No, no, no.
- Do you want to be an *****?
- Do you want me to pay you 3,000 yen?
- Stop it! Go away!
- Go away!
- Think about girls, guys!
- What?
- You poor guy!
- What?
- He doesn't know Japanese at all!
- Akimoto-san, congratulations on your graduation!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- How do you feel about your graduation ceremony? - I had a lot of fun!
- I know, it's scary.
- Even though we were doing our best during the show, I was worried about whether we would be okay after it was over.
- I'm really sorry about that.
- I'd like to be able to talk with you again next time. - I'd love to!
- I had a lot of fun.
- What would you like to do next?
- I'd like you to make me look like Mariko!
- Just kidding!
- That famous celebrity...
- What kind of chaos did it cause?
- Will they be able to end the chaos safely?
- Furthermore...
- Kitahara Rie and Fujii Reina will deliver...
- "Challenge Yourself!"
- Iwaki-kun...
- Seban-go...
- Nyon!
- AKB48 will do their best to challenge themselves!
- Please look forward to it!