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AKB48 Team A - Mayu Watanabe's image is pure, quiet, cute - a woman who can be an example for idols.
But this time, in order to challenge konto, Mayu had one request.
Last time I did konto, of course it was a lot of fun.
But last time, there were a lot of konto where you had to match your own character.
This time, I want to do something completely opposite of my own character.
I want to do konto where there's a big gap between me and my own character.
What do you think?
- I can say it myself. - Oh, really?
Then, he transforms into a character with a gap between him and himself and enters the studio.
Mayu's konto, soon to be released.
Hikari TV presents...
ATV48 Kans...
That's enough for me.
Excuse me.
Yes, excuse me.
All right!
Now, let's do our best at work today, too!
Um, what's today's schedule like?
Today's?
After this, I have a TV recording at 11 o'clock.
At 3 o'clock, I have a jacket shooting.
At 6 o'clock, I have a magazine shooting.
Recording...
At 10 o'clock, I have a radio broadcast.
At 12 o'clock, I have a singing program.
I know you're tired, but are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine. I'll do my best!
As expected of Mayu!
You don't complain at all and you do it for me, so it really helps me!
I love seeing everyone's smiles!
That's why I'm so happy!
Oh, right!
Before we start recording the program...
Yes?
I have a jacket shooting.
Are you all right?
Oh, not at all! Of course I'm fine!
Thank goodness!
Yes!
Oh, I think it's just arrived!
Please come in!
Excuse me!
Yes!
"Weekly What's Up" ends here!
Thank you for waiting!
Thank you for having us!
I'm Oba from "Weekly What's Up"!
Oba-san, thank you for having us!
I'm the cameraman, Oya!
Oya-san!
Yes!
It's complicated, isn't it, Oba and Oya?
Right? It's often said that it's complicated!
It's not like that!
Ahaha!
Then, let's get started!
Yes!
Well...
Can I say it? Can I say it?
Yes!
I'm...
a big fan of eyebrows!
Oh, really?
You're cute!
Thank you!
Keep it away!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Every day, every day, work, work, work!
My stress is building up and it's about to explode!
An idol's hair, eyebrows, parents' anger!
My true form is this one!
I am Medusa's descendant, who was cut off her neck by Atene's anger
I am Medusa's eyebrow thirteenth generation!
Today, I will let you hear my real scream and shout!
First of all, let me introduce my servants!
Guitarist, Cerberus Sakakibara!
Bassist, Lucifer Yamamoto!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Drummer, Minotaurus Tava!
Well then, I will dedicate this week's "Anything Goes" to you, reporters!
Title, "Hurry Up!"
What's a Slipper?!
I don't care if you're cute or not, I don't need a wife!
I don't need a wife!
Wait a minute, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Ahhhh!
Are you tired of your eyebrows?!
Watanabe-san?
Y-yes!
Are you okay?
I'm fine! Please continue!
Well then, let's get started!
I'll ask you directly, but...
What do you think of Watanabe-san's general election results?
Hmm...
Let's see...
Huh?
Well, well, well...
Here we go again...
The rankings...
Well then, for the second song...
Let's go for the general election!
What the f**k?!
Are you talking to me?!
I've told you tens of thousands of times!
What the f**k are you talking about?!
Mayu-sama, are you being manipulated?!
You'd better look it up on the internet in advance!
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but...
I'll do my best to make use of this opportunity!
Is that so?
Yes, I'll do my best!
Then, let me ask you the next question.
Yes, please do!
Then, what is your favorite food?
Hmm...
It's strawberry!
Oh, strawberry! How cute!
Then, let's get started!
For the third song...
My favorite food!
What the f**k?!
Is it really fried chicken?!
Just by imagining it...
I can't stop drooling!
It's sweet and delicious! I love strawberries!
Then, let me ask you the next question.
Yes, please do!
Then, let me ask you the next question.
Yes!
What do you do on your days off?
At home...
I usually cook and drink my favorite herb tea.
How many songs are left? Four songs!
What do you do on your days off?
I don't have days off in the first place!
Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go!
Take a slow bath and eat a lot of sashimi!
Ms. Matanabe, are you okay?
Y-yes! I'm fine!
- Are you okay? - Yes!
Then, I'd like to ask you one last question.
Okay!
I'd like to ask you about the music video for "Fortune Cookie in Love" for your new song.
How was it?
It was a lot of fun, wasn't it?
It was fun, wasn't it?
All right! Then...
Last week's "Anything Goes" reporter...
Ms. Matanabe!
Don't miss it!
Hahaha!
Help me!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hahaha!
I knew you two looked alike!
I found out!
Hahaha!
Shut up!
You too!
You put too much work into it!
Hahaha!
Let Hakone do it!
Hahaha!
I'm sorry!
I lost it!
Let's go say goodbye.
You too, Suzu-chan.
No, I have to be with my mom!
No, you have to be with your mom!
I'd always say you need to be with me,
and my friends would laugh at me!
Say goodbye.
Okay.
I'm leaving.
(laughs)
Thank you for your hard work.
You're a staff, right?
I'm Ushi-kun.
(laughs)
Mom, you're a big fan of this TV show.
I know you watch it a lot, but please be honest with me.
I have something I want to discuss with you.
Hello, I'm Nozukami, the director of Hajimetal.
(laughs)
What is it you want to discuss with me?
Right now, I was asked to go shopping.
But there was a problem with that.
What's the problem?
About a kilometer from here, there's an AKB shopping district.
I was asked to buy meat and tofu.
I go shopping with my mom every day, so I know the way.
(laughs)
But when that happens, nothing happens.
Don't you get lost?
Oh, you're right. (laughs)
I'm sure you do.
So, shouldn't we plan out what we're going to do and plan out what we're going to do?
Yeah, do you have any good ideas?
First of all, there's a straight line to the store.
If you go straight, you'll get lost, so we'll go to the park in the middle of it.
Park? What park?
You know, when you're shopping, you suddenly remember that you promised to hang out with your friends.
And you go tell them you're not hanging out because you have shopping to do today.
Do you have any friends around here?
Oh, I think there's someone called Masaru around this time zone.
You can't solve it, can you? (laughs)
I think it's okay at this hour.
Well, I'm going to tell Masaru I'm not playing today.
But I'm going to play.
Well, because I'm a kid. (laughs)
And here's the first happening point.
Yeah, well, yeah.
And you remember what you bought when you've played to some extent.
And you go back to the store.
But here's the second happening.
I forgot my sister here and left the park behind.
What?
I didn't even notice it until I got to the store.
It's stupid.
Well, it's certainly a happening.
But is it okay for you to leave your sister alone in the park?
No, it's okay. She'll probably cry.
But if I show my sister crying in the park like this with this cutback,
I think the viewers will definitely notice it and eat it.
Well, after you notice it, you might be able to put in a commercial or something like that, right?
Oh, that's true.
(laughs)
Well, you notice your sister and go back to the store.
And here's the third happening.
The third one?
You forget what you bought.
Hmm.
Oh, but I don't know about this one.
Well, I guess it happens a lot.
I'm sure there's a memo, too.
Well, maybe it's better for you to go normally here.
Well, I think it's better for you to go normally here.
Ta-da! I bought meat and tofu.
Well, I hold my sister's hand and go home.
And here, you know, your mother...
Well, you meet your mother and you cry once.
(laughs)
You cry once.
And your mother cries for you.
Well, after you cry, you check what you bought.
And here, the tofu is messed up like this.
(laughs)
Well, you can laugh a little here.
Well, you can do something like this, can't you?
Well, well, that's right.
There are also happenings.
Do you want to try it for now?
Well, I'll take it home for now.
And I'll think about it again here and shoot it again the next day.
Well, it's true.
It might be better to take it home for now.
Well, can you say to your mother, "Today, the camera was a little out of order and the shooting was postponed"?
Oh, I understand.
So I'll tell her like that.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
And well, well...
For now, for now...
Well, well...
The membership contribution fee?
Something like a gala?
(laughs)
Does it come up in a gala?
Well, for now...
Well, well...
Well, I do have it, but...
Well, I think my mother is visible, so...
I really want it, but I don't think she'll accept it.
Oh, that's a possibility, too.
So...
Well, I'll accept it.
But, well, I'll pretend like I got something and give it to my mother.
Are you going to give it?
I'll give it to my mother properly.
Well, please.
Yes.
Well, then...
Let's start over and fix things up.
Well, see you later.
Yes, please.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
See you later.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you going to film again or something like that?
I don't think I will.
Oh, you don't, do you?
What are you doing?
Could it be a library?
Are you kidding me?!
I'm the one who's going to buy a new goro club in this room!
Hey, let's go and buy a new one.
Well, for now, let's go and buy one.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Mom!
I'm home!
Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom!
AKB is really popular these days.
I always watch it.
Who's your favorite?
I like Mariko Nakamura.
Who's that?
Don't move!
As you can see, it's a conspiracy you see a lot in comedy shows.
Put all the walls in the fridge in this bag!
Hurry up!
I know you're doing it!
Listen to me!
I know you're doing it!
If you do anything else, I'll hit you with this.
Do you understand me?
Wait!
What's this?
Huh?
Why is it so dirty here?
Why is this table so dirty?
On top of this...
On top of this dirty table...
I put my bag!
What are you going to do?
My bag is dirty!
I'm sorry!
Hey you!
Wipe it!
Wipe it with that cloth!
Hurry up!
Are you kidding me?
If you don't wipe it carefully like this, it will get dirty. Do you know that?
It's impossible. You put my bag here. What are you going to do? It's dirty.
What are you going to do?
You're such a dirty ninja. Concentrate and you can't rob.
It's impossible.
Are you serious? Is this a pattern?
What's wrong with this floor?
Floor?
Why is the floor of a convenience store so dirty?
Wait!
It's impossible. Do it!
You're talking too much. Hurry up and wipe it.
Yes!
Hey! Hurry up!
Right now!
Run! Run!
What are you doing in this store? It's a convenience store, isn't it? You're dealing with food, aren't you?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hurry up and wipe it.
Yes!
If the police see you dirty like this, they'll think you're dirty.
That's what I hate the most! So will you do it properly?
Yes!
And will you do it quickly?
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Are you stupid?
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
If you don't do it like this, you won't get any dirt.
Come on, do it quickly!
Yes!
Did you see it?
I saw it! Of course! Of course!
Yes!
Harder!
Yes!
Yes! Harder! Harder!
Yes!
Yes! That's it! That's it! That's good! That's good!
You can do it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Do it every day! Seriously!
Yes! Yes! I'm sorry!
Yes!
Haah!
Seriously?!
It's really impossible! Come here!
Yes!
Yes! I'm doing it now!
Hurry up and come here!
Yes! I'm doing it now!
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Yuchinan-san, you're like this again, aren't you?
Yes!
What do you think of this?
I don't think of it as anything.
Haah!
You know what?
Yes!
The quality of the product is terrible!
Yes! Yes!
Right?
Yes!
You know what?
Yes!
Put it on!
You know what?
Yes!
You know what?
Yes!
You know what?
Like that!
Yes!
Make sure you know the name!
Yes!
What are you doing?! Take care of your product!
Yes! Yes!
Seriously!
You keep doing that!
Yes!
You come here!
Yes!
After school, come here!
Yes!
Then, once again, put as much curry as you have in this bag!
Yes!
Hurry up!
Yes!
Hurry up!
Hey!
Yes!
Hey!
Yes!
Wait!
I can't believe it!
Are you serious?
What?
Are you lying?
Are you kidding me?
Yukichi's face is a lie!
I can't believe it!
I'm shocked!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I've never been so shocked.
What kind of parent are you?
Do you think it's okay to spend so much money like this?
Don't you think it's polite to spend it all?
I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
I'm done for today.
For now,
clean up everything today.
Everything?
Until tomorrow?
I'll come back tomorrow,
so you can do it if you have a day.
If you come back tomorrow, I think you can do it.
I'm counting on you.
Okay, I'll come back tomorrow.
Okay.
Nice to meet you!
Yes, yes!
Thank you very much!
Are you going to make it in time?
She's not here yet.
I told the make-up artist and the make-up assistant that you're coming.
You're late.
Excuse me!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for being late!
Good morning!
It's not good morning!
What were you doing?
I'm sorry for being late!
After this, there will be a music show live broadcast and two magazine interviews.
We really don't have time!
Anyway, please hurry up!
I'm sorry for being late!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
What? What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I was in a hurry, so I forgot my make-up tools!
What are you doing?!
Now, now, now!
Hurry up! I'll go back and get it!
It's not that late!
Don't you have anything cute?
Nothing!
We don't have much time.
I think we can do it.
This is fine.
That's enough. We don't have much time.
First, put on lipstick.
Lipstick.
Please put on lipstick.
Excuse me.
Please, hurry up.
We don't have much time.
Please, hurry up.
That's enough.
You don't look good today.
That's right. This is popular these days.
Is that so?
Yes.
Isn't this mentaiko?
Yes, it is.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. This is all we have.
But it was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was good.
But that's enough.
Next, please give me a face burger.
Yes.
By the way, let me ask you a question first.
Yes.
What will you be like in ten years?
In ten years?
I don't know yet.
Excuse me.
Think about it.
But that mentaiko is good.
Yes, it is.
But this is a shell, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Not this one.
I want a face burger.
I'm sorry. This is all we have.
No, no, no.
You can't put it on your face.
No!
There's a lot of mentaiko on it.
I don't like it.
Can you bring me a proper one?
Is a proper face burger okay?
Yes, it is.
Wipe off the mentaiko with a tissue.
Yes.
There's a lot of mentaiko on it.
Wipe it off.
Excuse me, it's a tissue.
No, this...
This is not a tissue!
- Is it? - Isn't it a new tissue?
No, it's not! You can't wipe it like this, can you?
- Oh, you can. - You can.
You can.
You can wipe it cleanly.
But it's not like this!
- It's not like this. - It's not like this!
Excuse me, this is the only one we have.
Eh, why do you only have disinfectants?
Excuse me, this is a disinfectant shop.
No, no, no, I said don't bring it here!
I'm doing my best.
That's enough for now, really!
Eh, then next, please give me false eyelashes.
We don't have time.
Please, false eyelashes.
Then, I'll start with the right eye.
- Hey. - Yes?
That's glue, isn't it?
That's amazing.
- No, I know! - Excuse me, this is a disinfectant shop.
We only have one and this is our fourth one.
- That's enough, hurry up! - Really!
Then, I'll start with your hair, please give me a comb.
Yes!
Hurry up, hurry up.
Really...
- Excuse me. - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Please do it neatly.
Yes.
- Ah, your hair is beautiful. - Thank you very much.
As expected of an actress.
It's a bit heavy today, isn't it?
Is it?
Isn't it for blood pressure?
I don't know. It seems like it.
It doesn't matter, does it?
Is it bad?
It's bad.
But it's for blood pressure.
Why isn't it a disinfectant?
It's true.
I like your make-up, so give me your costume.
Yes.
It's cute.
It's cute, but...
Hmm...
Excuse me.
Yes.
This is for you to wear from the front.
Please put your arm through it.
Yes, I understand.
I'll put it on.
Everyone, please put it on from the front.
Wait a minute!
It's painful!
Wait, isn't this size too small?!
It's too small!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
It was really obvious that it was a patch pie.
Right?
This is a necessary outfit, isn't it?
No, no, no!
I don't like it!
Excuse me.
No, no, no!
I don't like it!
What are you doing?!
I don't like it!
It can't be helped. Let's go like this.
What?!
That makeup and fashion...
Will they be able to pass this year's trip?
Yes, I think this will come this year.
Hahahahaha!
Every day, every night...
This job is so stressful that it's about to explode!
It was really fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
It's nice, isn't it?
It's like...
I've never done anything like this before...
Is it true?
You're honestly happy, aren't you?
Sayaka Akimoto's last challenge...
I wanted to do it.
As AKB48...
Sayaka, a ballroom art craftsman...
Who performed with 120% spirit...
Akimoto, who was angry with the mysterious ballroom art craftsman...
Said that he would make more and more interesting ballrooms...
It was fun!
Akimoto gave it his all.
However, after filming, various problems were discovered.
It wasn't interesting.
It didn't come out well.
It was fake, wasn't it?
The last and last.
The possibility of being delayed.
I didn't change it!
Go home, hey!
The unexpected outcome...
Go home! Go home! Go home!
Akimoto's big blow!
Akimoto's last skit...
Will it be broadcasted?
I won't watch it!
All of it! All of it!
All of it!