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[Today's challenge is...]
[110kg Tomochi lion's one shot challenge!]
[Today I will be challenging this face!]
[Tomochi lion's one shot challenge!]
[Here I go!]
[Basugatsu basugatsu]
[Once more!]
[Once more, face!]
[Basugatsu bakuhatsu basugatsu bakuhatsu basugatsu basugatsu]
[Bye bye, face!]
Ikari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cons!
That's as far as you go.
Maybe in the future, when I graduate from AKB, I won't be able to do solo anymore.
It might be the last time in my life.
So I'll do my best and try to cope with anything.
So you're pretty intense now.
Well, I guess...
I'll think about it.
However, due to Itano's strong image of "cool duty", how much of "cons" will he do?
There, the staff decided to ask the manager in charge of Itano, who knows everything about him, in advance.
On the eve of July...
A meeting with Itano's manager in advance.
I'm Tomomi Itano's chief manager. I'm Miyazawa of Horipura.
Thank you for waiting, Miyazawa-san.
It's our first time working with you, Itano-san.
I'd like to ask you if you have any NG items that you'd like me to discuss with you.
I see, I see.
Itano-san, you have a difficult personality.
No, not at all.
Is that so?
Not at all, not at all.
I may look like a handsome guy sometimes...
But it's easy for me to get away with it.
I see, I see.
I know everything about you.
Oh, you do?
If you tell me anything...
Oh, right. I'd like to introduce you to the manager here.
Takayama, come in.
Good morning.
I'm Horipura's Takayama.
Nice to meet you.
You're quite big, aren't you?
That's because I'm a professional wrestler.
Oh, I see.
I see.
So, Mr. Shisaku, what do you think of me?
I have an image of you in the future.
So, I'm thinking of you as a cute character.
What I'm thinking of now is...
A character wearing a costume, or a cute dog.
And, this might be impossible for you, but...
Having someone put milk in your mouth and making you laugh and spitting it out.
Ah, I see.
Like a patient Tomo-chan.
Well, that's usually what happens when you think about it normally.
Well...
Then, is it impossible for you?
Well...
When you're close...
On the contrary?
Yes, like...
I want to attack.
For example?
For example...
Well...
It might not be a joke, but...
A bungee jumping.
A bungee?
Yes, yes. A bungee jumping.
Isn't it impossible for you?
Is it okay for you to do such a thing?
Well, I don't like it, but...
Well, it's...
Even though I said it, it's definitely funny if you do it.
You're still a kid, so...
It's okay for you to do it.
Really?
Is it okay for you?
It's totally okay for you.
You don't have to do it, do you?
Eh?
Eh? Are you doubting me?
Are you doubting me?
No, I'm not doubting you, but...
Well, I don't know...
Hmm...
Ah!
Something extremely spicy.
Ah, extremely spicy!
Ah, well, then...
It's spicy and you'll die!
It's funny if you think about it like that.
Then, like...
A board vs. Habanero.
Ah, ah, ah!
Something like that.
Ah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Something like that.
Something like that?
What is it?
Something like a bomb and an explosion.
An explosion?
Yes, an explosion!
But, really...
Will you do it for me?
It's okay.
If you make a script and end up not doing it, you'll lose your original child.
Well, in any case...
Yes?
In the end, I'll get poisoned.
Ah...
Well, well, don't worry about it.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Ah...
Then, like you suggested earlier...
Bungie...
Yes, yes.
Extremely spicy...
Explosion...
Yes.
I'll think of a skit using these three.
Ah, it sounds fun!
Yes.
I'll explode.
Yes.
Then, next week...
Yes.
Shouldn't we have a meeting with him?
Ah, next week...
What day should we have it?
Yes, I think...
Hurry up.
It's Tuesday.
Tuesday, Tuesday...
What about Tuesday?
Then, Tuesday...
A meeting with him on Tuesday.
Yes! Yes!
Then, please do it.
Yes!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Like this...
Yes!
Please do it.
Yes, please do it.
Please do it.
Thank you for the meal.
Yes...
That's amazing, Mr. Miyazawa.
It seems like you can do anything as long as you have fun.
Well...
But...
It's a little creepy.
I see...
Is it okay?
On the day of August...
Like Horipuro...
She meets Itano.
Wow...
This is an amazing room.
This is Itano's special room.
Is it special?
Yes, yes.
And...
You have a maid, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everything we have is luxurious, isn't it?
As an agency that I've always wanted to belong to...
It's an important role of a manager.
That's why I have to do only important things.
I see...
Oh, and there's one more important thing.
Room temperature...
28 degrees.
This is a must.
28 degrees...
Because I'm a samurai of Uchinoita...
I'm in a bad mood because of that.
That's right.
Since I have a meeting with Mr. Uchima today...
I'll do it smoothly.
I'll be careful, too.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, and...
What about the script?
Oh, I see...
We had a meeting and it turned out like this.
Let me see it.
Oh, it looks interesting.
Thank you very much.
It looks good. I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Well...
Can you do it? Are you okay?
Can I do it?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Mr. Uchima is here.
Mr. Uchima, don't get stiff.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming all the way to my office.
I'm Itano Tomomi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. I'm Uchima of production. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It was a meeting with Conte.
Yes.
I had a meeting with Miyazawa before.
Yes.
Of course, I had a meeting with Uchima-kun about what Itano-san might like to do.
Well, Uchima-kun.
Oh, right.
What's up?
I forgot another important meeting I had today.
I've told Uchima-kun everything else.
Can I skip this meeting?
Me, too.
No. Stay here.
That's right.
Well, let's get started.
Yes.
By the way, this temperature...
Oh.
Did you notice?
I'll make it the 28 degrees Itano-san likes.
It's hot.
Can you make it 24 degrees?
It's 24 degrees, right?
Of course, it's 24 degrees, right?
Takayama!
It's 24 degrees, right? Itano-san's favorite temperature.
When it's late...
I'm sorry.
Well, I'd like to start the meeting now.
Since it's Itano and Tomomi's last meeting,
we've brought some concept ideas.
I'd like you to choose one of them.
Hey, Miyazawa.
Yes?
You've checked this properly, haven't you?
Oh, of course.
N.G. Combo has checked it properly.
If there's something weird about it, it's Miyazawa's fault.
Uchima-kun.
You'll be fine, won't you?
Yes, I think I'll be fine.
Well, first of all...
It'll be this one.
Yes.
Justice's Bungee Jump - Tomohiro Tomochi
Ah, what does this mean?
This is...
When "Justice's Hero - Tomohiro Tomochi" appears every time...
...it appears with a bungee jump.
It's like "don't fight enemies, just kill yourself"
It's that kind of story.
I see...
You haven't heard anything?
No...
I'm afraid of heights.
Bungee jumping is definitely no good, right?
You haven't heard anything?
No...
Uchimura-kun, you said it, didn't you?
Uchimura-kun!
Yes, I did say it.
Takayama? Did you say it?
I didn't say it.
Okay, Takayama, say it.
Uchimura-san...
You've been tripping since the beginning.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm sorry, it's only this.
I'm sorry.
I didn't tell you how to drink it.
It's not bad at all.
I'm sorry.
I can't bungee jump, but...
Are you okay?
There's more, right?
Ah, yes.
The next one is...
...this one.
Tomohiro Tomochi - Explosive Shukon
What does this mean?
This means you'll keep exploding for a week.
If you're eating your lunch, your lunch will explode.
If you go to the bathroom, your bathroom will explode.
Something like that.
I see...
Miyazawa?
Yes?
You know I don't like loud noises and people, right? Didn't I tell you that I would refuse this from the beginning?
Did you tell him properly?
Yes, well... I think it's not that I told him properly, but I incorporated it into the conversation and told him, right, Uchima-kun?
Did you tell him properly, Uchima-kun?
Let's see... I think there was a nuance like that.
Takayama, did you tell Miyazawa properly?
I didn't tell him.
Okay, Takayama, say it.
Miyazawa...
Takayama...
Did you really tell him properly?
I did! I really did!
Even that is suspicious.
Takayama...
I told you.
Yes, I did.
Stop! Don't stop there! It's bad for your heart!
Sen, I'm begging you!
I'm sorry! Really!
No, no! That's not bad at all! It's just that Miyazawa didn't tell me at all.
There are still others, right?
Yes, for now, there is still this one.
It's extremely spicy, but if you eat it, you'll be ten times stronger.
Courage is one hundred times.
Habanero and mochi.
Ah, what does this mean?
Over there, we'd like Pitano-san to eat the habanero and power up, but...
...the habanero is so spicy that you can't power up.
That's the kind of skit it is.
It's a skit in which you can enjoy Pitano-san eating spicy food.
I'm totally fine with spicy food...
On the contrary, I wonder if I should eat it normally...
I wonder if I shouldn't react too much...
Ah, is that so?
Takayama?
Of course I won't tell you.
Okay, Takayama, say it.
*cough* *cough*
*cough*
You're really bad at this.
I'm glad you took Takaya with you.
*cough*
So...
There's still more, right?
No, um...
That's all of it.
Ah, I see.
Then, should we think about it one more time?
Let's see...
Ah, it's not like I don't want to do it at all.
Ah, yes.
I want to do it properly.
That's right, please do.
Yes.
And the recording will be...
It will be recorded two weeks later, August 2nd.
August 2nd...
That day will be...
My solo concert, right?
No, about that...
You're just guessing, aren't you?
No, not at all, about that...
Didn't I say a month ago...
"Takayama-yan, your solo concert is on August 2nd, so tell everyone about it," right?
*laughter*
Oh my, could it be...
Takayama did it?
*laughter*
I didn't tell you.
*laughter*
Here you go, Takayama.
Hey, Takayama!
Why didn't you tell me?
*slap*
*laughter*
*slap*
Um, Itano-san...
Yes?
Could we think about it for a moment and change the date?
Ah, that might be a good idea.
Takayama?
Yes!
*slap*
Thank... you... very... much...
*slap*
*laughter*
Wait, Miyazawa-san...
You're talking about something completely different, aren't you?
Nooo, I think my reading got off this time...
It's not at that level, you know.
Well, when it's Itano, things like this do happen, you know.
Ah, but instead of that, you know, you were able to hear a lot of things from him, you know.
No, well...
Next time, you'll definitely be able to make something good, right?
*laughter*
August Fool's Day
As an AKB48 contestant, Itano Tomomi's last skit...
Okay, we'll start recording now!
It's finally starting!
4, 3, 2...
♪ Bloomed, bloomed ♪
♪ Tulips lined up ♪
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
What?
Wow!
It's huge! What is this?!
It's huge!
Hey! Don't splash water on me!
Hey!
W-w-who are you?!
I'm a fairy of tulips.
A fairy of tulips?!
That's right, I'm a fairy of tulips, Rippu-chan!
Rippu-chan! You're so cute!
Anyway, look at me. I'm soaking wet.
Oh, you're right! I'm sorry!
It rained here yesterday, didn't it?
The water supply is working properly.
It's okay even if you don't give me water.
I see, you're right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't need the police.
What are you going to do with this?
What do you mean?
What are you going to do with this clothes?
Huh? Are you talking about my clothes?
No matter where you look at it, it's your clothes!
You're lying!
Huh?! Where?
What are you going to do with this wet clothes?
I want you to compensate me.
Compensate you?
That's right. This clothes is a brand, so it's expensive.
Huh?! Is that a brand's clothes?!
Of course, I only wear brands' clothes.
Wow!
How much is it?
It's made in Italy.
I think it's about 150,000 yen.
Are you going to pay me?
No! I don't have any money!
I see.
Okay.
Then, this time, I'll only compensate you for the cleaning fee.
Cleaning fee...
How much is it?
3,500 yen.
You have that much money, don't you?
Then, how much do you have?
500 yen.
Really?
Yes.
Then...
The remaining 3000 yen...
Let's get it from Mom's wallet.
No way! No way!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I definitely can't do it!
Why?
Because Mom will get mad at me!
Um, Mom won't get mad at you!
I mean, you know...
I left Mom's branded goods.
She said she'd forgive me for 3000 yen.
Why would she be mad at you?
Hurry up and get it!
I don't know where Mom's wallet is.
You don't know where Mom's wallet is?
Yeah.
It's in the second row of that cabinet up there.
Hurry up and get it!
You're amazing!
I got it!
Oh!
Wait a minute.
Before that, I was so tired when I was preaching to you.
Can you give me some nutritional supplement?
Nutritional supplement?!
What's that?
That one.
That nutritional supplement.
This one?
Yeah.
Hurry up and give it to me!
This is a nutritional supplement.
What do I do?
How do I...
Put it in your mouth.
My mouth...
Huh?!
What is it?
Hey, don't stretch it out like that!
Huh?!
This is a nutritional supplement!
If you do that, I'll get mad at you!
Huh?! This isn't good?!
No way!
Sorry!
I'm sorry!
This is...
This isn't good for just cleaning.
Huh?!
I have to go to the hospital.
Hospital?!
I need one. One.
What is it?!
Get me one.
I got it!
Hurry up!
Oh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Before you go home, get me a beer, too!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Where did you get this weird tulip?
This!
This is it!
What's weird about it?
She said it! She told me to get it for my mom!
It's the usual cute tulip!
She told me to get it for my mom, and she told me to get me a beer!
She said weird things again...
Oh, right!
She made you drink water again, didn't she?
Tulips like this have sharp edges.
She told you so many times!
Oh, my...
Mom, you're so clumsy!
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Oh, this! Huh?
Like this?
Like this! Like this!
Oh, right! Right!
You have to do it like this!
Like this!
Mom, you're amazing!
You have to do it like this!
I'm sorry!
Don't say weird things! I'll continue my homework!
Got it!
Ouch! Mom!
What happened?
She hit me!
That's not it!
See? She said it!
Tulips wouldn't hit you!
Didn't you hear me?
That's enough!
Oh, right!
The weather forecast said it would be a typhoon, so you can't go out!
Typhoon?
Yes!
I feel bad for those flowers!
What should we do?
I know!
Oh! I have an umbrella!
I don't know what this will do!
This umbrella!
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Just for now!
Okay!
Rippu-chan, be careful!
Stop it, Rippu-chan!
Hey! I'm not listening!
Hey!
Hey, son!
I can't move my legs!
Hey!
And now, for this show's first-time employee ceremony, Kaien...
Oh no, look! We're in big trouble!
On August 27, 2013, Itamo and AKB48 graduated.
Eight years seemed like a long time, but it was short.
There were friends who always supported each other and saw the same scenery.
However, from now on, they will have to overcome all the painful and sad things by themselves.
Kano's sentence, Arishima Takeo said, "We must not take an easy path, and we must not take a shortcut."
This effort will be rewarded someday.
AKB48's last challenge, "Until the time comes, we will not back down."
Until the time comes, we will not back down.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Takashima?
With a board, the last skit was a huge success!
Catering King and Martin Lion's One-shot Challenge!
Today, I will be doing this challenge, Gao!
Here I go, Gao!
I'm sorry!
Go away!
Bye-bye, Dagao!
Okay, cut!
Are you okay?
I'm sad. I thought it was the last one.
This is bad.
Good job.
This is the last one of the "never leave Dagao" card.
Good job!
I'm sad.
Somebody help me!
I'm going home like this.
Good job!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
It's so cold!
I'm going to challenge "never leave Dagao" card!
Today, I'm going to challenge...
This is it, Dagao!
Let's do it, Dagao!
Bye-bye, Dagao!
AKB48 Team A
I'd like to play a tough character with a gap between me and my character.
What do you think?
And she is...
Hakone Rika-sama is...
more than I expected and flew away...
Hakone Rika-sama is Hakone Rika-sama!
The right-wing idol's suppressed true feelings are exploded with a shout...
Hageeeeen!
Why do they go so far as to challenge a blown-up controller?
Huh? Oh boy, here we go again with the rankings.
For more information, please watch "AKB48 Conte - Nani Mo Soko Madu?"
"TOKYO HITORIGURASHI MUSUME 2" by Perry Ito!