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Mr. Uchima, good morning.
Good morning. What's up?
Mr. Uchida of akb48 is here.
Mr. Uchida?
Yes.
To me?
Yes, to you, Mr. Uchima.
To me?
Yes.
You mean Iwano, right?
Yes, that's right.
Can you tell me he's not here?
But he's already here.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Anyway, call him.
Yes, I will.
What did you call me for?
You don't even have my number.
AKB48's Uchida-san.
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- I'm Iwakoto Uchida Mayumi. - Hello!
- I'm Asuman Mochiara.
- Sorry for the wait. - It's been a while.
- You finished recording and you're going to take a bath right away? - That's right.
- I usually do it like this. - You're so cute!
- I thought you might be, so I brought some pudding. - Thank you!
- Please have some of it. - Thank you!
- But it's heavy, so I'll leave it here. - Oh, sorry about that.
- Thank you for coming. - No, no, no.
Please do your best.
- By the way... - Yes? What are you doing today?
- Today, I'd like to ask you for advice. - Advice?
- Well, there's something I noticed when I was watching you the other day. - Yes, yes.
- What did you notice? - Can I say it? - Yes!
- There's something I noticed recently. - Ah, yes, yes.
- There's something I noticed when I was watching you the other day. - Yes!
- I thought you weren't good enough. - Not good enough?
- Overall, I watched the VTR. - Yes.
- Overall, it was really good. - Ah, thank you.
- The placement of the rocks was good. - The placement of the rocks, yes.
- I thought you worked hard on editing it. - Ah, thank you.
- I thought it was amazing. - Ah, thank you.
- Overall, it was good. - Yes.
- But I thought you could do one more thing. - One more thing?
- Yes. - Yes.
Last time, the staff sold rocks directly to the staff.
The rocks were recorded half-forced.
What would you like to order this time?
You know, there's always a logo.
Like this one.
Like, "What are you doing now?"
Like this one.
Side supermarket.
Side supermarket, yes, yes, yes.
It's like, you know,
around here,
in the corner,
can you put rocks?
Rocks?
Rocks. My rocks,
can you make it a little smaller and put it here?
Put rocks here?
Yes, yes, yes.
I was looking at it and I thought there was something wrong with it.
I thought, "Oh, this is a rock."
Is it a rock?
Yes. If you put it there,
I think this program will be more interesting.
I think Mr. Akimoto will say the same thing
if you put it here now.
Mr. Akimoto?
Yes. We have the same idea.
I see.
When did you start doing this?
Since when did you start doing this?
I've been doing this for 5 days.
I see.
Then let's start from this time.
Let's do it.
The rock?
Yes.
From this time?
Let's do it from this time.
It's decided.
Let's do it.
Well...
I'm sorry.
Let's do it.
Well, I'd like to think about it.
It's decided.
In a few days, we'll have a photoshoot for the rock.
I'll make a schedule.
I see.
I'll contact you when it's decided.
Thank you.
It's refreshing.
I can see the rock's role.
The rock.
It's refreshing.
Good luck.
I'm sorry for making you busy.
Thank you.
The rock will be more interesting.
You're right.
Thank you.
I'll leave it here.
Can I take it home?
Of course.
I can't taste it without it.
I'll leave it here.
Thank you.
It's hard.
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
I'm sorry.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Good luck.
She's good at editing, too.
Yamamoto!
Yes?
Yamamoto!
Yes?
I'm sorry.
Don't tell her.
I'm sorry.
Don't tell her.
I'm sorry.
That's all you say.
I'm sorry.
LicariTV presents...
ATV48 Karnz!
That's enough of that.
Hey, you know?
In Europe, during the summer solstice...
...people would drink beer with a high nutritional value and eat nutritious food.
Oh, I see!
Alright, I've become smarter!
Hihihihihi!
You guys...
...if you become that smart, you won't go anywhere!
No way!
I-I'm proud of you!
Even so...
...eat up!
Whoa!
I'm worried...
...about silly things...
...and worry about them for the rest of my life!
If I were to fall...
...would I be able to...
...stay in place and not hit my head?
If you only think about that...
...you'll end up like that for the rest of your life!
A seal...
...is there for babies!
It's different...
...from your dad's seal!
Somebody... somebody help me!
I won't let you do that!
This voice is...
If you have a problem, verify it!
If you verify it, you will know the answer. Wonderful!
Verification team "Tameshita girls"!
These girls again... always getting in the way.
Miss, what's wrong?
Shibasa-kun is always worried about silly things.
If you drop a tray, can you pick it up without hitting your head at about 5 cm?
She said.
It's really silly.
But if you don't verify it, you will never grow up.
You have to verify it!
That's right.
Alright, let's verify it!
Now, question devil, let's start the verification!
Alright, then let's do it!
Hey, staff team!
Get ready for "Tsundometa Raiset"!
Now, are you ready for the verification?
Hey, "Tameshita girls"!
Who will verify it today?
Me!
Alright, then let's do it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Here's the rule explanation!
First, stand under the tray and grab the rope.
When you let go of the rope, the tray will fall.
When you think it's 5 cm from your head, grab the rope again and stop the tray.
The impact of the tray falling is unknown.
Can you withstand that fear and stop it at the last minute?
Alright, let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Isn't it 5 cm?
I'm scared!
Test, test!
Here we go!
One, two...
How is it, Sharon?
I'm sorry.
Say it!
She was so scared and the result is...
35 cm!
Isn't it good?
35 cm, right?
I think you should do it, Sharon.
But the result is 35 cm, right?
Sharon!
Are you scared?
Of course not!
Are you my friend?
I'm not your friend...
I don't want to do it.
Pink!
What are you talking about?
This is a comedy show!
If you don't do it, it's meaningless.
So...
Don't do it!
I got it.
Then...
Ready...
Start!
You can do it!
I'm scared!
5 cm, right?
Okay.
One, two...
I'm scared!
Test, okay!
Ready...
One more time!
No way!
You can measure it!
I don't have to measure it.
Do it one more time.
No way...
Are you ready?
Okay!
Last chance!
5 cm, right?
5 cm, this one.
Okay!
5 cm.
Ready, go!
Come on!
Are you kidding me?
One more time, one more time.
Pink.
The result is 25 cm.
You two don't know. What's going on?
If you do it, this project will end.
Question devil!
If you do it, you will get this result!
That's right!
Wait.
Will you do it?
I won't give it up. Because I'm your enemy.
It may be impulsive here, but as an AKB member, you are my junior and a soccer player.
As a senior, I will order you, junior. Do it!
Why?
It's impulsive.
Hurry up!
I know. I will do it.
You will do it?
Okay.
Ready, go!
Start!
No way!
Question devil's result is 5 cm.
The result is...
I think it's good.
Okay.
Let's do it.
If you drop it, can you fix it without hitting your head at about 5 cm?
The result is...
Debi... Devil-kun is...
Huh?
Question Devil?
Question Devil is...
...done.
We are...
...defeated!
What?!
Damn it!
Again, you're just as bad!
Anyway, please come back again, society!
Next time, it's another match! Remember that!
Hahaha!
Tsubasa-kun!
Now you know the answer, right?
If you drop it, can you fix it without hitting your head at about 5 cm?
Hmm...
That's true.
I wonder what stupid things I was worried about until now...
Let's go, Miki-chan!
Yeah!
Thank you!
We tried it out!
That's great!
Hiero...
Yes?
C-can I say "good job"?
Hmm...
Why not?
Good job!
Thank you!
KKB48 Team K - Shimada Haruka
- So you're thinking of the next one? - Yes, that's right.
You know the smartphone skit we did last time?
I think it was more popular than I thought it would be.
Huh?
I don't know who said it was popular,
but she came up with the face skit herself - "smartphone".
I thought, "Hey, isn't this good?"
I thought a skit where you rely on your face would be popular.
I thought everyone was looking for that, so I came up with it.
I don't know who's asking for it,
but she came up with a new face skit - "smartphone".
This time, I'm going to use this "smartphone" to try out a face-crash skit.
- So you pull and stuff like that? - Yes, I pull and stuff like that.
I hope you'll show me a face that's about to crash and laugh at me.
- I have one question. - Yes?
When you're with other members of the AKB,
do you ever compromise with each other?
- You pull and stuff like that... - If I pull and stuff like that...
No, you don't have to worry about that.
I'm going to have you pull and stuff like that.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
A face-crash skit using small tools that you can roughly imagine.
It's finally coming to an end.
Thank you very much.
I'm reporter Kikuchi of "fishing for the world with Minekata Mineki".
Today, I'm going to capture the moment when Minekata Mineki,
who is said to be the best fisherman in the entertainment world,
catches the biggest tuna in the world.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Have you ever seen a living tuna?
No, I haven't.
I guess you're right.
A living tuna is...
huge.
It's as big as my body from this boat.
It's a battle of nerves.
I'm here in a battle.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
I'm counting on you.
Minekata Mineki, I heard that there is a secret weapon for catching black tuna.
That's right.
It's this.
What's this big one?
I'm going to use this rod to catch black tuna.
It's a great rod.
It's a special fishing rod exclusively for black tuna, which was newly released by a fishing company on the island.
Even if it's this big and pulled, the rod won't break.
This rod won't break, either.
It's very durable.
Can I pull it?
By the way, the part that can be pulled has changed.
What does this mean?
This is a sensor.
When you detect a prey, you can do like this.
You become ugly and tell us about it.
If you have this, you can definitely catch it.
I see. It's amazing.
Well, I'm a policy person who makes good tools.
Then, let's get started.
Yes, please.
Now, Minakata-san threw the thread into the sea.
Will the black tuna catch it?
Finally, the battle is about to start and it's about to be dropped.
Now, we just have to wait for it to appear.
Look at that, Minakata-san.
The reel is reacting.
It's coming.
It's amazing.
This is...
It's very excited.
It's okay.
Is it okay?
You can do it.
You caught it.
It's amazing. Did you catch it?
Well, this is...
It's a long shoe, isn't it?
I think so.
What is a long shoe?
It's like a manga. It's interesting.
It can't be helped.
It's a long shoe, isn't it?
It's not a long shoe.
It's scary.
Well, for now...
Please cut it out.
Okay, I got it.
If the fans laugh at you, you'll be in trouble.
Then, one more time.
Yes, of course.
Yes, that's good.
Then, we'll start with Minekata-san throwing the thread into the sea.
Now, Minekata-san has thrown the thread into the sea.
Will the black tuna hit?
Is this okay?
I think it's okay even if it doesn't hit.
Is it manual?
It's manual.
Minekata-san, you're amazing.
I hope it doesn't hit again.
I'll wait for it to show up.
Minekata-san!
The reel is reacting!
Is it coming?
Is it tuna? Is it black tuna?
Is it manual?
Is it black tuna?
It's coming!
What is it?
It's tuna!
What is it?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Minekata-san, this is AKB48's "Shimada Haruka" goods, isn't it?
I know you want to throw it away, but don't throw it into the sea!
That's right.
I'll give you this.
Yes, thank you.
I got it!
Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move!
Of course, we'll cut this part out too.
Yes, we'll cut it out.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's start from where we put in the string.
Then, we'll start from where Minekata-san throws in the string into the sea.
Now, Minekata-san has thrown in the string into the sea.
Will this tuna be a hit?
Finally, the sound of battle has stopped and it's about to be dropped.
Damn it...
All we can do is wait for it to show up.
Will it be a hit?
Not yet?
Hey, Minekata-san!
The reel is moving!
All right!
This is a big tuna!
It's big!
All right!
Will you catch another one?
It's even bigger!
Bigger ones are dangerous!
All right!
Oh! It's reacting!
It's reacting!
It's big! It's big! It's big!
All right! Let's catch it!
It's not big!
Damn it!
It got away!
It was too late, Minekata-san!
Now, the battle will start!
Today will be a long day!
As it is...
Should we wait?
Should we wait a little longer?
Yes!
It's our job to wait for the tuna!
I hope we can catch it!
I know!
Hmm...
Oh!
It's coming!
Minekata-san, look!
All right!
It's reacting!
All right!
Oh! It's big!
It's big!
Will you catch it?
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Damn!
It looks like...
The thread is gone!
But it doesn't matter. I prepared the thread anyway.
Hey, staff!
Yes?
Staff!
Yes?
I have a lot of them.
You prepared them, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Oh!
Yes!
Did you catch it?
Yes!
I'm ready!
You look ugly!
OK! Let's do it again!
OK! Let's do it!
I won't let you go this time!
Go!
Oh!
Will you catch it?
Mr. Minekata!
Mr. Minekata! Look! It's coming!
Oh!
I can't catch it at all!
It's big!
We got away!
Well, we don't have any thread anymore.
That's it!
If only the price was high, we couldn't use this at all!
We couldn't use it!
Let's throw it away!
One, two!
Ah!
One, two!
Okay! I'll throw it in the sea!
Okay!
If you do that, mine will fall off!
Be careful!
The tide is low! Be careful!
Okay! I'll handle it.
Are you okay?
Let's go drink at the hotel!
Let's go!
Do I have to do like this?
Hey guys! Don't throw things in the sea!
Yukirin's "Where is this sound coming from?" corner!
I'm going to hum the sound coming from a certain platform of the Yamanatsu Line.
Then, let's go!
Where is this sound coming from?
How many questions is this?
I'll go again!
I'll announce the answer!
The answer is...
Shibuya Station!
Shibuya! Scramble Egg intersection!
Bye-bye!
I messed up!
Bye-bye!
I messed up!
This time, a special campaign has started on the program's website.
Among the correct answers for the quiz about the cast and crew,
one person will receive a lottery ticket and a new message from Tomomi Itano to only one fan.
The message video, which can only be viewed by one winner,
will be presented by the camera that she herself has filmed.
For more information, access the program's website!
Maybe in the future...
Maybe...
When I graduate from AKB, I won't be able to do anything by myself.
It might be the last driving in my life.
So...
I'll do my best...
and do my best to respond to anything.
So you're pretty determined to some extent?
Well...
Maybe...
I'll think about it.
Tonight on Nozick!