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AKB48 researcher Minanishi Minami.
Originally, this program is an account program with AKB48, so I thought a lot about what it would be like for me, who is not a regular member, to appear in the laboratory.
Although she is only a researcher, like before, she was struggling whether it was okay to mix equally with regular members.
I've been asked many times by the stars if they'd like me to appear, and I'm very happy that they need me, so I decided to do it this time.
So I don't want to do anything halfway for someone who is equal to me, and I hope I can challenge myself to the limit and see the smiles of as many people as possible.
I see. You've raised the hurdle quite a bit, but are you okay?
I came here today with that much resolution.
Researcher Minanishi Minami raises her own hurdle and challenges the account.
Coming soon.
Yukari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
That's As Far As You Go!
Yukari TV Presents...
AKB48 Cards!
Hey, Rinata.
It seems like you've been working more and more lately since you left Mecha-Ike.
It's not like I'm lucky or anything.
Of course you are! I'm sure you're making a lot of money.
And yet you're trying to get into this controversy show.
Getting into it? That's a misunderstanding!
I just happened to be off today, so I'm not going to be in it for the rest of my life, so don't worry about it!
I'm sorry!
I just happened to be off today, so I'm not going to be in it for the rest of my life, so don't worry about it!
Hey you! Are you saying we're busy?!
Are we?!
We're not out of business or anything!
We're just having fun!
You little...
You!
I guess I'll have to call for help!
Help me, Minegiumon!
What's wrong, Rinata?!
Minegiumon
Who are you?!
I'm Minegiumon, a green onion-shaped robot from Gunma Prefecture in the 22nd century!
What's with you?!
Anyway, what's wrong, Rinata?!
I've been in a lot of trouble since I left Mecha- Ike!
I'm in a lot of trouble!
My self-esteem and temperament are getting worse!
Man, it can't be helped!
What's wrong, Rinata?!
Let me out of this space-time pocket or something!
OK!
I'll let you out!
I wonder what I'll get! I wonder what I'll get!
10,000 yen!
Yay!
If you give me this, I'm sure you'll go home quietly.
Is that so?
It's 10,000 yen for elementary school students.
Jaishima!
What is it?
I'll give you this, so forgive me!
Isn't this 10,000 yen?
It's 10,000 yen!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
Let's go, Zeki!
Hey, Jaishima!
Huh?
You've been making a lot of money on TV lately.
Actually, you should have more than 10,000 yen.
Now that you mention it...
Hey, Rinata!
You almost got fooled!
10,000 yen isn't enough!
No way!
Bring me 30,000 yen!
You forgave me earlier!
Earlier is earlier!
Minigamer!
I told you to give me 30,000 yen this time!
Give me money!
But...
Rinata...
You don't have any money left.
Was that 10,000 yen I saved up?
Of course it was!
What are you doing?!
Do something about it!
Let's see...
Does Jaishima have a girlfriend?
Come to think of it...
Jaishima always says he wants a girlfriend, but...
With that face, girls don't come near him.
Okay, I got it.
I know something really big.
No way, you got to show us.
Okay, I'll show you.
"What will come out?" "nani ga deru kana", "nani ga deru kana"
"chachachacha" "chacha-chacha-chacha", "chachachacha"
"Irochi Cliff" "irochi-kaki"
Hmm...
Boy, tonight's party...
What does this mean?
As I said, nice body lady.
Right?
Hmm?
If this nice body lady seduces Jaishima and does as we say, you don't have to worry about being bullied anymore.
But... will it really be okay?
Hmm...
It's true that everyone has their own thoughts about their faces.
But we have our own style, so it'll definitely be okay!
Got it.
Who do you want me to seduce?
The one over there?
I want you to seduce Jaishima and drive her away!
Can you do it?
It's cheap.
I'll use this nice body lady of mine and seduce her.
Please do it!
Jaishima!
Yeah! Did you bring the money?
I didn't have any money...
Jaishima, you said you wanted a girlfriend, right?
I did say that, but...
Are you going to introduce me?
I'll introduce you to a nice body lady!
Then... introduce me!
Then, onee-san! Please do it!
Ufufu...
I'm Emiko of the Irojika family.
Hello!
You're so cute when you're stiff.
Jaishima-chan, you want a girlfriend?
Then I can be your girlfriend.
Really?
Jaishima, don't be fooled!
What's up with you, Kikuo?
I know you're a nice buddy, but look me in the eye!
What?
Monster!
Don't be fooled!
Jaishima!
Hurry up!
You monster!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
You just bit me!
I'm sorry.
Damn it! I was about to be fooled.
You're lying!
What are you doing?
How dare you play with my pure heart!
Give me 100,000 yen as compensation!
Give it to me!
Right now!
No! 200,000 yen!
I introduced you so well, but you've become even worse!
I see.
If that's the case, I'll have to call for it.
I don't care anymore! Give it to me!
But, Rinata...
If it's 140,000 yen...
Do you think it's risky?
Is it okay?
I don't care anymore! Give it to me!
No!
If you say that, I'll give it to you!
What will you give me?
Evil role introduction!
Mr. Mini Game, what can I do for you this time?
This time, I need you, Rinata-kun.
Come on, Rinata-kun, tell me what's troubling you.
Rinata-san, please tell me what's troubling you.
Umm... well...
That guy over there, Jaishimato Kikou...
He's mad at me for not knowing about me.
Do something about it!
Is that what you want me to do?
Hey, you bastard!
Don't bother Rinata-san!
Where do you think you're going?!
Rinata-san, you're disgusting!
Disgusting?!
Hey!
You've invested 100,000 yen in all of Rinata-san's money!
Hey!
If you don't want to get hurt,
you'd better disappear quietly.
Damn it!
Remember me, Rinata!
Remember me!
Get out of here!
Thank you very much!
Now I can go home in peace.
Goodbye!
Are you going to leave without saying goodbye?
I'm looking forward to your return.
Huh?
What's going on, Millie Gamer?!
I told you already!
You're taking risks!
Risks?
You mean this?!
Yeah.
I called the pharmaceutical company,
but I still need money.
Besides, this was an emergency order.
I'm sure it'll cost you a lot of money.
Umm...
How much is it?
Let me see...
It's a lot of money...
How much is it?
Is it 10,000 yen?
Hey! Don't be stupid!
This is my brother's...
It's 10,000 yen!
10,000 yen?!
That's impossible!
The price is too high!
Help me, gamer!
Yes, yes! I know you're grateful!
It can't be helped!
Ta-da!
Law firm!
What's that?
This is my family's law firm!
What?! Your family's?
Yes! My family's assets are worth about 20 million yen!
So, even if you pay 10 million yen, you'll get your money back!
I'm relieved!
What are you talking about?!
If my mom and dad find out about this...
They'll get mad at me!
I can't let you have this!
You're so generous!
You're quite generous!
Thank you!
I'll leave you two to it!
What are you going to do?!
Sumire's gone!
What are you talking about, Rinota?!
Rinota...
You're lucky you're alive!
You stupid gamer!
Okay, you can come back.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no, no.
Mr. Minigamer.
Thank you for your hard work.
The meeting...
went well, didn't it?
Well, well.
You didn't know that you and I would be together.
Even so...
Mr. Minigamer...
you really...
are quite...
evil, aren't you?
Evil, evil, evil...
But my parents are evil!
That's for sure!
Well, whatever it is...
I'm counting on you for the next one.
Leave it to me.
Okay, from now on...
you can go home.
Excuse me.
Hurry up!
Alright, everyone!
What we learned today is...
that you shouldn't trust people easily!
See you later!
Bye bye!
(Laughter)
Let's make a waiting screen of photos of AKB members' messages...
and feel a little happy!
In this corner, AKB members will randomly send messages...
for you in front of the TV.
Show it on your phone and make it a waiting screen!
This week's message will be from Ms. Kashiwagi!
By the way, in random photos...
there are sometimes middle-aged men too!
If you make it a waiting screen...
you won't be happy for a week!
Be careful!
Alright, everyone in front of the TV!
Are you ready to show your phones to the TV?
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Ms. Kashiwagi!
Mr. Akiba!
Ms. Kashiwagi!
Mr. Akiba!
Ms. Kashiwagi!
Mr. Akiba!
Ms. Kashiwagi!
How was it?
Which photos made you want to wait for them?
By the way, Mr. Akiba...
he works part-time at his company!
Bye bye!
Everyone! Gather around!
(Screaming)
How are you, everyone?
How are you? Are you doing well?
(Screaming)
One more time! One more time!
(Screaming)
Again?
(Screaming)
Let's go to Tennessee with everyone!
Let's go!
Okay, let's get our heads together and go!
Is everyone doing well today?
Yes!
Let's exercise and play with everyone today!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, music, start!
(Music)
First, walking!
(Music)
I'll start with an easy one!
I'll do a gorilla!
I'll put my left hand on my chin and my right hand on my head!
(Music)
I'll say it while doing it!
(Gorilla sounds)
The gorilla gets excited and does drumming!
(Gorilla sounds)
I'm Mimi Hoshi!
(Music)
I'll be a wild animal!
A star with a target came out of a store without paying for the product, so I'll catch it and tell my partner!
(Music)
You didn't register for that product, did you?
(Laughter)
Okay, then...
Camera...
Let's go back in time and say it. You didn't register for that product, did you? (Laughter)
She took a break. (Laughter)
Okay, then...
I'll go on and on.
When Tomomi Itano, who starred in the information program "PON", is asked about her reason for graduation, she says...
With a duck face...
With an artistic tone...
Because the time has come. (Laughter)
Everyone, it's a duck face.
Ooh...
With an artistic tone...
Because the time has come. (Laughter)
Okay, stop!
That's all for today! See you again!
Bye-bye!
Yukirin's "Which station is this sound coming from?" Go-run!
I'm going to hum the sound that flows in a certain direction of the Yamanashi Line.
Okay, let's go!
Which station is this sound coming from?
(Music)
Okay, let's go again!
(Music)
(Laughter)
Okay, I'll announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Harajuku Station!
Harajuku...
Let's eat crepes!
Bye-bye!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Please come in.
What role am I playing in today's drama?
Yes, you are playing the role of a sexy beauty who makes the president of a big company look down on her.
- That's right. - Yes.
Can you call the makeup artist, Ike-chan?
I hope she doesn't make me look sexy today.
That's right, but Ike-chan is not feeling well today and can't come.
So we'll have another makeup artist come.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
It's her, but it looks like there's a traffic jam.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry! I'm late! I'm doing my makeup!
Hey!
Hey, you're late!
I'm sorry! It's just that there's a traffic jam.
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - I'm in a hurry!
- Right, left... - Right, left? What are you saying?
I'm sorry! I don't like talking.
- Right, left... - Are you okay today?
- Are you okay? - Left, right...
- It's important for Ike-chan's introduction. - Left, right...
- I think you'll be fine. - Left, right...
- Stop! - For now, we don't have much time.
- Do your makeup. - Yes, I understand.
So, what kind of makeup should I do?
- This time, you'll be the sexy beauty who makes the president of a big company look down on her. - Yes.
- Like that. - Yes, I understand.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
- I'll tell the staff that you're late. - Yes.
- I'll take it off for you. - Okay.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry for being late because of me.
I'll be in a hurry.
Wait a minute!
Your arms are unusually big.
Aren't you hairy? Are you okay?
My hair is pretty thick.
What about your hair?
My hair is pretty thick, too.
My arms are my life, so I train my arms a lot.
That's not what I meant.
Let's get to work.
First of all, I'll dry my hair with a hair dryer.
Open the dryer and insert the outlet.
Insert the outlet on the bottom left.
Turn on the outlet.
Then put it on your face...
No! No! Hot! Hot! Hot!
No! No! It's not that hot!
Don't talk to me!
I'm okay! I'm okay!
Left! Left!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Wait! Wait!
Don't read it! Don't read it!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What is "muscle"?
I'm sorry! It's nothing!
Where does "muscle" come from?
Excuse me...
So put it on your hair.
Place the comb on your hair and...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
No! No! No!
Are you really okay with your make-up?
As a newbie, I'll do my best!
Can I take off my hair dryer?
Can you put it back on?
I'm sorry, but you can't do that!
- You put it back on... - Hey! Wait!
- Are you okay? - I'm really fine, thank you!
First of all, comb.
Yes, comb.
I'm sorry.
No, you're too strong.
Surface!
Surface only!
Surface only.
If you do it gently, it's gentle.
That's right.
Yes, that's good.
Is it good?
Yes, it's okay.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, it's good.
It's beautiful.
Your hair is really beautiful.
Hey!
Amazing!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I think it's really beautiful.
I'm really sorry!
Do it properly.
Yes!
It's really beautiful.
What have you been doing for a while?
I'm really sorry!
Do it properly.
It's okay, do your makeup for now.
Makeup, makeup.
I'm sorry, I understand.
Do your makeup.
Makeup.
First of all, let's put powder on your face.
Yes, right, right.
Yes, yes, that.
Take it and open it.
Open it.
You're talking to yourself again.
I'm sorry, really.
Open it.
Take out the puff and put it on the powder I mentioned earlier.
Yes, this way.
You!
You're putting too much effort!
It's okay like this.
I understand!
It's okay to be smooth.
Smooth!
Is your hair okay?
Don't you have to put on bangs?
Let's stop your bangs.
Is it okay?
Is that too much?
It's okay.
I'll put it on for a moment.
Is it okay?
From the inside.
The pin.
That's it!
Yes, yes.
That's it.
It's good, isn't it?
The condition of your skin is also very good.
Oh, it's very beautiful!
It's pure white!
It's very beautiful!
You don't have to put in so much effort.
Oh, wait a minute!
Slowly!
I'm sorry.
Just like that, it looks good.
Ah, it looks good.
Ah, it's pretty! It's pure white!
You don't have to do that!
Then, next, let's do the lips!
Ah, do the lips for me!
Yes! So, open it up and...
First, I'll...
What are you doing with your own lips?
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Then, first, on the lips...
Yes, I'll put it on.
You look pretty sexy today.
Oh, it looks good.
It's not wide, is it okay?
No, it's sexy, so I think a thick lip is good.
Oh, it looks good.
Is it okay?
Yes!
That's not a lip...
It's not a lip?!
No, no, no, no!
"No, no, no, no!" What?! Who?!
No!
Hey!
What's with that face?!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
You're a makeup artist, right?
Yes!
What are you going to do with this makeup?!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
You're about to go on stage!
What are you going to do with it?!
You have hair and your arms are short!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Whose cake are you eating?!
I'm really sorry! I'm sorry!
Why would you say "I'm sorry" and eat it?!
I'm sorry!
You don't have to eat it anymore!
For now, talk about the cake.
Can you talk about it?
I can't talk about it. I'm sorry.
You can't talk about it, right?
Where were you born?
I was born in London, so I was born in London.
Go away! Go away! I get it! I get it!
Hey, Shimada!
I'm really sorry!
What's wrong?!
What's wrong?! There's nothing wrong!
What's with that face?!
This makeup artist did it!
What did you do?!
I'm really sorry!
That's enough!
That's enough! Say it one more time!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
This girl! Her neck! Her neck!
I'm sorry!
I'll be careful next time!
I'm sorry!
Go home! Go home!
Go home! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
You're so noisy!
Yokoyama Yui's mean quiz corner!
Here we go!
Question!
Masaru-kun, who is a bit clumsy,
the day before yesterday he lost his cell phone,
yesterday he lost his wallet,
and today he lost his important work documents.
Now, what will he lose tomorrow?
What will he lose tomorrow?
What is this?
He lost his cell phone, wallet and work documents.
He lost his bag.
5
4
3
2
1
The answer is...
He will lose his trust.
Someone was hungry.
What is this?
Yuska Japan. Wagner.