AISubs v3.5
I'm so jealous of you all.
That's when Shimada thought.
This recording is really special for me.
I'm so happy.
I want people to think of me as a complete fake.
I don't want to pretend to be myself.
I thought it would be better to show myself as it is.
If you think about it, I thought my face would make an impact.
I'm going to try a content that uses my face.
I like my face.
What is the content that has an impact on the face that Shimada says?
Finally, face content recording.
GarryTV presents...
ATV48 Cars!
That's enough of that.
Um...
Yes, how did you like it?
I'd like to change the model...
Oh, yes!
Since we're here, maybe we should change it to a smartphone?
Oh, that's right...
If we do it now, it might be better if we change it to a smartphone.
But I'm not used to it...
That...
Oh, is that so?
Yeah...
But it's surprisingly easy!
Would you like to try it out?
Oh, of course!
Ah, then please wait a moment.
I'll bring it right away.
Okay!
Hey, Juri!
Could you help me out for a bit?
Yes!
One, two...
Eh? Are you okay?
I'm fine!
You're okay, right?
Wow, it's really easy to use!
For now...
Ah...
For now...
The screen is broken...
Let's go, let's go...
Like this?
Just like that...
Hold my legs...
What do you think of me?
Do your best!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
Eh, are you okay?
Um...
Is it impossible?
I'm sorry!
Are you really okay?
I'm sorry!
It's okay...
It's really easy to use, you know...
Please wait a moment...
For now...
H-A-R-U!
How do I say it...
The screen is...
No, it's really big!
No, but...
If you're a beginner...
It's easier to use...
When it's this big...
Yes...
Ah, then...
I'll turn it on...
It's a new model...
So I'll just touch it...
Okay?
I'll do it...
I think it's turned off...
Yes...
Here...
Hmm?
Juri, try it...
It doesn't seem powerful...
Excuse me...
It's not in good condition...
It's a new model...
It's in!
It's true!
It's a new model, so we've tried it many times...
Wow! Can I touch it?
Yes, of course!
Is it like this?
How can we change the screen?
You can do it by saying "slide" and moving the screen like you're sliding it.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can!
If you can...
Please put more strength in...
If you put in this much, the screen will be smooth.
Can I try it?
Yes, please.
Is it like this?
Also, I'm used to typing with my fingers, so I think I can't type well with a touch panel.
Then don't worry!
First of all, I'll take out the email screen.
The email screen is quite big, isn't it?
If you press it like this, it will go smoothly.
I see.
Emails are also very easy to type.
But I don't like "entity".
Oh, I see.
Also, I often take pictures, but what about image quality?
Don't worry about that!
Please take a look.
This is an image of AKB48's Haruka Shimada.
I'll show you now.
Here we go!
Here it is!
Also, there is no problem with its size.
If you spread it out like this,
and then spread it out like this,
even if you zoom in on the screen, the screen of Haruka Shimada fits perfectly.
It's so realistic!
Also, it's small and easy to use.
Isn't it too big for you?
It was supposed to be bigger, but it's too small for me.
It's too small for you.
Yes!
Like this...
I'm watching you.
Oh, this is a landing light.
Oh, a landing light!
Yes!
This is a landing light.
Like this, the screen also moves properly.
How is it, customers?
It's also a price that you can easily ask for now.
Well, it's okay, but I'm not used to operating it, so I'm a little tired.
Oh, is that so?
I'm thirsty.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Would you like hot tea or cold juice?
With this flow, I'd like hot tea.
That's right.
Then, I'll bring you a hot tea that won't burn you.
Thank you!
Please wait a moment!
I'm being watched.
You're a sensor.
Thank you for waiting!
This is a hot tea that won't burn you!
Be careful!
You're going to fall!
The water is...
It's okay, it's waterproof.
It's waterproof.
Are you okay?
Ah!
Eh! What is this?!
That's the one you wiped the floor with earlier!
Stop it!
Ah, I'm sorry!
It can't be helped.
Huh?
Eh?
Eh?!
Eh, you didn't turn it on?
Eh...
Isn't it broken?
That's not it.
It's a new model.
I think we should do it again...
That might be a good idea!
Shall we do it?
I'll bring you some tea.
You're going to fall!
I'm sorry!
I'm going to do it one more time.
Excuse me for my rudeness.
Get up!
Ah, would you like a drink?
Ah!
Are you okay?!
I think I'm okay...
Ah...
I...
Um...
Tomorrow...
I...
I think I'm okay...
Um...
Wait, wait, wait...
Um...
I'm okay!
Eh?
I'm still okay with this phone...
I'm sorry!
I'll come again!
Thank you very much!
See you again!
We'll be waiting for you!
Again...
We sold out again...
Let's just throw it away...
Shall we do that?
There's nothing we can do about it...
Can you help me carry it?
Let's just throw it away...
Yeah, let's do that...
Huh?!
Let's hold it...
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Your face and your head are heavy.
You're stubborn.
Yeah, we can tell by your personality.
Did you bring the money you promised me?
Of course!
That's why we have to free the hostage!
That's right! Don't resist!
If you know too much, you won't save the hostage!
If anything happens to the hostage...
...we won't show mercy either!
Mr. Elephant?
Mr. Elephant? Mr. Elephant?
Mr. Elephant has a long nose.
That's right, even my mom has a long nose.
You idiot!
What?
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry!
I just got used to it...
Don't get used to singing at a time like this!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Can you hear me?
Did you bring the money you promised me?
Of course!
I brought it!
You can't be serious!
I'm not lying! It's true!
You can't be serious!
It's really true!
Really? Really?
Really? Really? Really? Really?
I'm a lion!
I'm too close! What should I do?
I'm cute! What should I do?
Fuji! Safari park!
Ga! Ga!
Hey! You guys!
Are you kidding me?
She sang at such a late hour!
It was a nice voice!
I see...
Hey! Are you kidding me?
Hurry up and bring me the money you promised me!
Mikey! Yuna!
You come and get it!
This way?
This way? This way?
This way? This way? This way?
This way? This way?
Honey! Honey!
Because... Because... Because...
Because... Because...
Please! Please! Please!
Don't hurt me!
My host!
My heart...
It's pounding!
No! No! No, not all of them!
Honey Flash!
You're so mean!
You're in danger!
That was a life-threatening blow!
I'm not dead!
You're dead!
I'm holding a gun, you know?
That's dangerous!
I don't need you anymore!
I'll kill you!
Help me!
If you do that, what will happen to your lover, Reina-san's life?
C-can you really say that?!
That's right. That "can you really say that?"
Come here.
Reina!
Miori! What happened?!
I want to be a fresh lemon~
You'll be twenty soon! Do you know that?!
Do you think that's enough?!
It's easy for you to say that now. Please restrain yourself.
But... I'm waiting for you. Because... I like you!
But... I love you, Reina!
The power of love is amazing...
Yes... It's love, isn't it?!
Love.
I want you.
I need you.
I love you.
My head is spinning.
My lungs are singing.
Music.
Heavy rotation.
Fourteen minutes and fifty-six seconds.
Suspect Ichikawa is dead.
Thank you for your hard work.
You saved me.
Mom!
Miyori, make up for your sins.
I'll be waiting for you.
Well, let's wake up Shobana.
Yes, detective.
You're definitely a senior.
I want to say that line someday.
No, not for a moment.
No way!
Is it that bad?
If you say that, I really don't know.
You know it, don't you?
Of course I know it. I sang it just now.
That's right!
Girls, gather up!
I want you to say that line someday.
Hey, panda, hippo, rabbit, come here for a second.
There was a person who kicked you.
Not a person, but an animal who kicked you.
There was a person who kicked you, wasn't there?
If you tell me the truth now, I'll forgive you.
I want you to apologize properly.
Who is it?
Hippo, right?
Yes.
Okay, everyone, let's go to your positions.
All right, let's get back on track.
Are you all doing well today?
We're doing well!
We're going to exercise and play with you again today.
Are you ready?
Yes!
All right, music, start!
First, running.
Let's start with something easy.
You're going to be a crab.
Spread your arms a little and put your hands on paper.
Are you keeping your hands safe and clean?
Then, you'll walk sideways, clenching your hands.
Crab, crab, crab, crab!
Crab, crab, crab, crab, crab!
Good job!
Let's do it one more time!
Let's do something drinking.
Drink some shakri while you get drunk and you bring back some temiyaki at home.
Ah, I'm drunk.
As you are, put your hand on the lightbulb.
Shake it.
Everyone, let's lie down.
Face sideways. Put your hand on the lightbulb.
I put it sideways.
I'm going out with my boyfriend.
I'll go to his house with surprise.
First, open the door with the key you got.
When you open the door,
Since he noticed it,
I'll say it with a blank look.
I came.
Then, in the back of the room,
There was an unknown woman.
Maybe you're cheating.
While pointing at that woman,
While you wait, I'll ask you a cold question.
Who is that woman?
Let's do it in front of the camera.
Over there.
Who is that woman?
Sure.
You're such an interesting woman.
Okay, I'll go on.
I'm going to say the famous quote of Takahashi Minami for this election.
Hold up the microphone in your right hand.
It's true that the ranking has dropped.
But I am me.
Let's say it again with a smug face.
I am me.
Okay, stop.
Bye-bye.
Only Those Who Worked Hard Can Get the Ranking
Yeah!
Are you watching, everyone?
In this segment, I'm going to do various challenges.
And in the meantime, I'm going to be "on-air" for sure.
For an AKB48 with a big name like me, it's really hard for me to be active and famous.
It's really hard for me to be active and famous.
So, this segment is very precious for me.
So, I hope you'll try it and enjoy it.
Here's what I'm going to do!
Only Those Who Worked Hard Can Get the Ranking
Here we go. Ready, go!
Only Those Who Worked Hard Can Get the Ranking
It's pretty hard.
Only Those Who Worked Hard Can Get the Ranking
There's a lot of things to carry today.
I didn't know that working at a delivery service center was this hard.
Let me move my hands first.
OK.
Well, next is...
Delivery address... Nagasaki Prefecture... Huh?
The telegraph is cut off in the middle and we don't know what's inside.
It doesn't matter, does it?
You know the address and you don't know what's inside.
You idiot!
Wow!
The way you handle the delivery changes completely depending on what's inside.
Then...
- Let's open it. - You idiot!
Ah!
Then what should we do?
Since we have privacy, we can't ask the person at the address.
Come to think of it, I've heard of it before.
That there's a legendary person in charge of the delivery.
Then let's call that person!
The address is...
If you don't know what's inside, call us right away.
Call us right away!
Ah, hello.
I'm Tano of the AKB48 Delivery Center.
Actually, the telegraph is cut off and we don't know what's inside.
Can you come over right now?
Yes!
Ah, thank you.
I think the legendary delivery person will come right away.
- Hello! - Hello!
I'm Tano of the AKB48 Delivery Center.
That's fast!
I'm the fastest delivery person in the world.
Then which box is it that we don't know what's inside?
It's this one!
Hoho!
Then, before that...
Since the price is pre-payment...
How much is it?
It's 489 yen!
489...
Delivery's 489 yen!
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - Yes, yes.
- Like this... - We sell speed!
Wait a minute!
- It's 489 yen! - Wait!
- I know, I know! - I know!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, then we'll go with this one.
I'm sorry.
Ah!
I certainly received it.
Then, teacher!
As usual, with your superpowers...
Please put your hand in and guess what's inside.
- What is it? - What is it?
Sensei, is something wrong?
Sensei, are you okay?
Sensei!
- You look tired. - Oh, it's not because of the speed.
I don't really want to do it.
I didn't become an idol to do something like this.
What kind of stupid thing are you saying?!
Even now, being an idol is like going to war.
It's an era where you have to do anything.
Sensei, I'm counting on you.
Okay, I understand.
So, how do you guess what's inside of the box?
When Sensei says the spell, you don't have to break the box.
You can just stick your hand in.
Then, you touch what's inside and guess what it is.
Amazing...
Sensei, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
I'll stop you for now.
So, if you open the lid of this box...
You can guess what's inside of it.
That's right.
So, let me show you what's inside of it.
What's inside of it...
Is this!
Ah...
This is a classic.
Well, let's do it first.
Then, let's do it.
Ah...
It's in!
That's right.
This is a pickaxe.
Huh? A pickaxe?
You're fine with that, aren't you?
It's a pickaxe.
That's too fast!
It's a pickaxe.
Are you sure?!
It's a pickaxe.
Ah! There's an electricity meter here!
An electricity meter!
An electricity meter fell!
The contents of this box are...
Teacher, you're correct.
It's a pickaxe!
As expected of you, teacher! Good work!
Now, let's go home!
Let's go home.
Huh?!
Tano-san!
What's wrong?
I don't know what's inside of this either.
Okay!
Thank you.
Um...
I used up all of my energy with the pickaxe, didn't I?
No, teacher.
I just established my own business.
Now that I have money, I have to do it, teacher!
Please!
Yes, yes, business, business...
Okay, here I go.
Huh?!
I'll stop it for now.
Now, I'd like to open this box!
This is probably Iriyama-sensei's least favorite genre.
Now, restart!
I got it!
It doesn't smell.
Please hit it properly!
It has life.
It's alive, right?
It has life!
It looks like it's alive.
It has life.
Dolphin!
It's cute, isn't it?
Sensei!
But...
From here, it looks like a dolphin.
Well, it's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's similar.
It's like...
I've never felt anything like it.
You've never met it, right?
I've never met it.
Sometimes, it shines.
It shines?
Sometimes...
Well, it always shines.
It shines?
Then, lastly...
Lastly, say "gah"!
If you were here, would you come closer?
Ah, then...
Um...
Eh?! What?!
A human! A human! A human!
A human! A human!
A human!
Are you okay with that, Sensei?
Eh?!
Are you okay with that?!
I-I'm okay...
Then...
I'll announce the correct answer.
In this box...
Nakatsuki Tomotaka-san is in it!
Huh?!
Please take a look!
I don't like it!
Nakatsuki-san?
That's me.
I'm Producer-san.
Ah, nice to meet you.
So, inside was an old man.
So, since you're an old man...
You're alive!
Well then, Sensei, shall we go back?
Yes.
I'm tired.
I don't want to do this recording anymore.
Sensei...
As long as I'm in AKB48...
That's impossible!
It was really fun.
Let's do it regularly.
We'll definitely come back.
Really, um...
There's no NG, so...
Anything is fine.
That's what I'm thinking.
Really? Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
Please.
Thank you very much.
We'll be waiting for your return.
We're an AKB48 band.
We have a lot of energy.
We're kind of like E.G. Okada-san.
Yokoyama Yui's Visual Quiz Corner!
Well then, let's go!
Question!
If you work with a saw that's hard to cut with, what can you cut?
Does that mean it has a bad cutting taste?
What is that saw?
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
The answer is...
Since you can cut breath...
Breath...
Janga janga janga janga janga janga...
Janga janga janga janga janga...