AISubs v3.5
Rocks. They move.
In her last comedy show "Bimyou", she danced in Stardom and came out as a rocker.
What does a rock mean to you?
A rock is something that breaks my shell and I feel like I'm just there.
It doesn't move or speak. That's what I like about it.
The previous staff took that into consideration and understood my feelings.
But now, I don't even know that I'm a rock.
The second episode of "Bimyou" has already been recorded twice.
However, there is still no offer from the production company.
"Bimyou" will be recorded four times from now on.
So, for now, we'd like to record these four times in two days.
Please make sure of our schedules, costumes, tools, and so on.
Thank you in advance.
Excuse me, Mr. Uchida.
Mr. Uchida of AKP48 is visiting us.
Mr. Uchida?
Yes.
Did you call for him?
No, I haven't.
He said he has something to say about the recording of the day after tomorrow.
Did you have a meeting with Mr. Uchida about the recording of the day after tomorrow?
No, I didn't.
You didn't, did you?
No, I didn't.
But you're here, aren't you?
Yes.
In any case, call for him.
Yes, sir.
By the way, who is Mr. Uchida?
I'm not sure...
Is it Iwa?
Is it Iwa-chan or something like that?
Let me take a break.
Iwa?
Iwa-chan.
I don't know his name.
What's that?
I don't know.
I don't know anyone's name and face.
I don't know anyone's face and name.
Here it is.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
I'm Iwako and Mayumi Jida of AKB48.
Thank you for coming.
I'd like to ask you for an advice.
An advice?
Yes.
About tomorrow's recording.
Tomorrow's recording...
There is a recording tomorrow, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
When you showed me the translation form, I couldn't find my name.
I was worried about it.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
It's the day after, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The day after...
You didn't have a schedule, did you?
No, I had a schedule.
Oh, you did?
Yes.
I had a schedule since the first recording.
But it didn't work at all.
I was surprised.
It's a mistake of confirmation.
Really?
I see.
I don't care about it today.
About tomorrow's recording...
I was reading the script this time.
I was looking at various things.
All of them...
There are quite a lot of places for me.
Places for you?
Places for you, yes.
Was there a perfect role for you in this script?
No, it wasn't a role for me.
Where is Iwa?
I don't know much about Iwa.
Iwa... Iwa... Iwa... Iwa...
The new staff of Iwa doesn't know that I'm Iwa at all.
They don't watch my previous scripts at all.
This time, I have to tell you the importance of Iwa.
I thought it would be bad if this show ended, so I came to tell you.
I think Akimoto-san thinks so, too.
I don't know much about Iwa.
I'm sorry.
By chance, I have a photo essay in my bag.
I think you know a lot about Iwa in this book.
I hope you read it.
I see.
In the next recording, I'll think about Iwa as a character.
Next time?
When will it be?
Two weeks later?
Two weeks?
Two weeks.
Two weeks is really bad.
Is it?
I have something to say.
Akimoto-san is really into Iwa right now.
If we don't release it soon...
I don't know what will happen later.
Sensei...
I don't mind releasing Iwa.
But I don't know what Akimoto-sensei will say.
But in two days...
The costumes might not be ready in time.
Costumes?
It's totally fine.
Look at me.
I'm just walking around like this.
I see.
Yes.
So I'm not worried about costumes at all.
Because I'm always wearing costumes.
And in the script for the day after tomorrow, there was a hellish one, wasn't there?
Hellish one.
This one, this one, this one.
I think you can put a rock in this one, too.
Can I put a rock in it?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Uchidaba was keeping an eye on this rock in this set that was broadcast last time.
I thought it would be hard for you to imagine it.
So I prepared a set like this.
This one, this one, this one.
This is the demon's appearance.
The set looks like this, doesn't it?
Like this is the stand.
And this is the bandwagon.
The demon's role is around here, isn't it?
Yes.
And this is the camera.
This is the second and first camera.
Did you make this yourself?
That's right. I made it myself.
That's amazing.
If it's just this, it's a little...
Yeah, like that.
Hellish? Yeah, like that.
Well, hellish, yes.
Like hellish?
Yes.
But there's a rock around here.
It's completely different.
Oh, it's hell.
It's a terrible hell.
That's right.
That's right, it's a rock.
It's a rock.
It's a rock, I'm sorry.
Do you know the image of hell?
I kind of have an image of hell.
That's right.
Then that's enough.
Let's go with this the day after tomorrow.
Well, I guess so.
I'm sure you'll like this one.
Well, I'm sure it doesn't bother you that much.
Let's go with this one.
Yeah.
Let's go for it.
That's right.
Well, for now...
Let's go with this one.
Let's go for it.
Let's make a good one.
That's right.
See you in two days.
Thank you for coming.
What's this? Push? Pull?
Thank you for coming.
Well...
He's weird.
Will you call me in two days?
No, I won't.
Thank you for coming.
Well...
Can I sleep here?
The members can go over there and talk.
Let me sleep here.
I'm going to wear it.
How about this area?
I'll sleep here.
We present... A.K.V.48 Khan!
Nothing is out there.
This is the river of sand that connects the world of "a" and "k".
And here, the ghosts of Itazuruzuki come to play, doing things they shouldn't be doing.
But, if you make even the slightest noise...
The scary guy will wake up and do it in a ridiculous way!
Oh, it's grandpa again.
When did you become grandpa?
I'm grandpa!
I feel like I was a little nicer to you last time, but you were so nice last time that we didn't feel nervous.
So this time, we've decided to have Asha Kong do it.
So let's get started.
Look at this, everyone.
You must not be able to hold out for more than 30 seconds.
Who should we start with?
I'll go first.
Tano first?
Yes.
Let's start with Tano.
Can you hold out for more than 30 seconds?
Ready...
Go!
Ow!
That must have hurt.
You were fine last time, weren't you?
It hurts a lot, so hang in there.
Shut up and cut it out!
It hurts a lot, so hang in there.
Next up is Ishida.
Mr. Ishida, hang in there for 30 seconds.
Ready...
It hurts a lot, so hang in there.
Shut up and cut it out!
Next up is Ishida.
Mr. Ishida, hang in there for 30 seconds.
Next, Mr. Ishida.
Mr. Ishida.
My heart aches, but I'll do my best.
Mr. Ishida.
Shut up! I said shut up, you bastard!
Shut up!
It's okay, Ishida.
Shut up, you bastard!
I'm sorry.
Shut up!
It's over.
I'm the stopwatch star, so you don't have to do it.
I'm more nervous than I said I wouldn't do it.
Isn't it?
That's right.
I'm nervous.
Ouch!
What are you laughing at?
Ouch!
I'm about to be a regular in this corner.
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Kawaii's immature but still funny corner!
It's a corner where I, who is said to be stupid on a daily basis,
will do my best to compete with children and definitely win!
This time, Kawaii will do her best to compete with children in this corner!
Idiot!
Shut up!
Yes, we will play a penalty game with this.
Do you know it?
Yes, we know it.
You don't know it, right? How old are you?
I'm nine years old.
You don't know it, right? You can't be nine years old.
You can't be nine years old!
We know it!
You know it, right?
Then what kind of game is it?
This is a penalty game!
That's it.
This time, we will play it with me, but if you do it, you will lose!
Cut!
Do you want to play it?
Yes, if you want to play it!
Do you want to play it?
How old are you?
I'm nine years old.
Ah, you can't.
I heard you say "nine years old"!
I didn't say it!
I heard you say it!
Then, do you want to play it or not?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and decide who goes first.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Which one do you want?
First.
Then, are you ready?
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I lost! Why?!
My name is Rie Kitahara.
I work for an ordinary company, an ordinary OL.
But there is one thing that I keep secret from everyone.
Actually, I'm a loose character in Funabashi City Airlines.
I'm Funassyi!
The reason why I keep it a secret is...
My company doesn't allow part-time jobs.
So I can't let anyone know about it!
Kitahara-kun?
Yeah?
Are you working hard?
Oh, Babu-chan! Good work!
What's wrong, Kitahara-kun? You look like a bear.
Didn't you sleep?
Uh... well... a little.
Haha!
Funassyi-kun?
Yes?
Did you have a boyfriend late last night?
Oh, I didn't do that!
Tell me about it!
It's not like that!
You're young, you know?
It's not good to play too much.
Be careful!
I'm sorry.
That's right!
Actually, I uploaded Funassyi on YouTube just for fun!
I didn't think it would break like this!
She's busy all day and night.
She's busy with TV and events.
Her company is also taking a break.
At this rate, she'll definitely fire me!
That said...
When I'm playing Funassyi...
I feel good to be cheered on!
Ah... what should I do now?
Funassyi's movements just came out naturally!
I have to be careful!
Hey, Kikuchi-kun!
Can you deliver this to Hikari Shoji tomorrow?
Understood!
Where was it again?
It's Funabashi in Chiba Prefecture.
Funabashi!
Funabashi in Chiba...
Funabashi...
Funassyi...
Funassyi!
What's with you, Kitahara-kun? Are you sick?
I have hay fever.
I'm sorry!
Are you sick?
That's right!
Recently...
I've been too much into Funassyi.
When I hear words like Funassyi...
My body automatically becomes Funassyi's movements!
No...
At least I have to be careful at work!
It's almost lunchtime.
What do you want to eat?
I have a salary now...
So I'll eat a little more.
How about eel?
How about going to the eel restaurant at the corner of the second street?
I heard that "hitsumabushi" is very delicious.
So... "hitsumabushi"...
Kick me!
"hitsumabushi"...
You're so stupid!
hitsumabushi
"hitsumabushi"...
Alright! Alright!
I'll do my job!
Yeah!
You're amazing!
You're working so hard that you can't get anything done!
You're good, Nagao!
You're good, Higuchi!
Get used to Kitara!
Yes...
That was bad.
I didn't expect "hitsumabushi" to work.
It's getting serious.
Hey, Fujii!
Yes?
Can you go make me some tea?
Yes, I understand.
Thank you for waiting.
Sorry about that, Fujii.
What's wrong?
It's nothing.
When will you break up with your wife?
This is not something you should talk about.
I want you to make it clear.
So, decide now what you are going to do.
You are crazy.
You can't decide it so suddenly.
Let's talk about it later.
It started again.
As always.
As always? You don't know?
It's the first time I know who you are dating.
You have been resting recently, so you don't know.
Those two.
You are pretending.
I think you don't know who they are.
Is that so?
Chief's one-time absence.
What? One-time absence?
One-time absence.
Absence.
You are out of business.
Out of business?
Yes, you are out of business.
Out of business!
Terrible!
I'm shaking.
Out of business.
One-time absence.
I can't do it anymore.
Rie, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Out of business?
Chief's one-time absence and six-time absence are out of business!
Out of business?
What people care about is...
Out of business!
One-time absence.
Six-time absence.
Absence.
Out of business.
Out of business!
Chief's one-time absence and six-time absence are out of business!
Out of business!
Funassyi out of business!
Hot!
I finally did it!
I got in the lottery with Funassyi!
I was completely exposed!
I'm fired!
Kitara-kun!
I was finally exposed!
You know...
Funassyi...
Do you like me?
You two looked so much alike!
Everyone laughed!
I didn't think you'd come to praise my fight!
I'm fired!
And then...
My fight with Fujie-kun...
It got a little wild!
I know it's impolite...
But I...
Now that I'm separated from my wife...
I want to be with Fujie-kun!
Captain!
I'm so happy!
Don't look! It's on TV!
Don't look!
Anyway...
The reason I made this decision...
It's all thanks to you, Kitahara-kun!
If it helped you...
I'm happy!
Everyone, sorry for the trouble!
Let's get back to work!
Yes, yes...
I don't know...
But since I wasn't exposed...
I'll say it!
Excuse me! Your food has arrived!
What's inside?
Um... It's pear!
Pear?
Everyone! From the person in charge of the transaction, we have a pear delivery!
Yay! Let's eat, let's eat!
Pear! Yahoo!
Pear is Funassyi's favorite pear!
Yahoo!
It's started again!
Funassyi's impersonation has started again!
Pear power!
Hey!
Ms. Uchida...
Did you see it, Mr. Kaji?
Pear power!
Kaji!
Hey!
Wait for me!
Thank you for your hard work!