AISubs v3.5
In this corner, AKB members will randomly send a message to you on TV, and it will be broadcast on the waiting screen.
This week's message will be sent by Itano-san!
By the way, in the randomly sent photos, there are sometimes middle-aged men too!
If you end up waiting for it, you won't be happy for a week!
Be careful!
Well then, everyone in front of the TV! Are you ready to turn your phones towards the TV?
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Itano-san! Itano-san!
Old man! Itano-san! Itano-san!
Old man! Old man! Itano-san! Itano-san!
Old man!
How was it?
Which photo did you end up waiting for?
If it's Tomotchin, it's great, but if it's an old man, it's the worst!
By the way, that old man hasn't been sleeping well lately!
See you later!
Ikari TV Presents...
A.T.B. Forty-Eight Cards!
That's about it.
Mmm, it's so good!
It's so good!
Every dish is so good!
But is it okay for you to take me to such a high- class restaurant?
This meat looks really expensive, but...
It's okay, it's okay!
Yesterday, I went to the gyara of the weather sister on a day off, so...
I ate a lot!
Is that so?
Then, without holding back...
This is the first time I've really eaten such delicious meat!
Um, this meat...
What kind of meat is it?
Hmm... I wonder what it is...
Let's go ask!
Huh?
Excuse me!
Did you have a problem, ma'am?
The food here is really delicious!
Thank you very much!
I'm excited about this delicious meat, so...
I'd like you to tell me what kind of meat it is!
We use the highest quality Matsuzaka cows here.
I see!
Mr. Tanaka, who raised these cows, was in love with them from the bottom of his heart.
The cows also fell in love with Mr. Tanaka...
and finally achieved the highest rank of beef, the English rank!
Wow!
Of course it should be delicious!
And on the night of the award ceremony...
Mr. Tanaka took his friends and gave them a congratulatory gift.
It was said that those cows were in the best condition...
and they drank until dawn without getting excited.
They drank quite a lot...
and while they were walking back home...
they stumbled on the road...
and got hit by a car.
As it was...
they became people who can't go home.
Leaving that meat...
Well, please enjoy!
Thank you!
No, no, no!
The meat is good, but the radish is good, too.
That radish is called "the last one," and it's a phantom one.
"The last one"?
Yes. Mr. Okawa, who made that radish, was so excited that he jumped up and pulled out the radish from the ground.
He pulled out the radish in such a hurry that Mr. Okawa collapsed and hit his head on the big rock behind him.
Oh, no!
He doesn't have any major injuries and is in good health.
Thank goodness!
Oh, don't scare me like that!
However, on the way home, Mr. Okawa was hit by a car and never woke up again.
Please try the radish Mr. Okawa left for you.
No, no, no!
W-wait...
How is it?
It's really good.
A-and this knife, too!
It's sharp and excellent, isn't it?
Thank you!
This knife was made by a famous French manufacturer.
That manufacturer started with a small city workshop, but it became popular that there wasn't a knife as easy to cut as this one, and rumors spread all over the world.
Then, the owner bought one and ran away with it.
However, when the loan suddenly came in, the owner started spending money like water and making many lovers.
Of course, the owner's wife was furious.
And every day, rumors started to repeat themselves.
One day, the wife, who had blood on her head, stabbed her husband's chest with the knife her husband had made.
What?!
Fortunately, there were no major injuries or major losses.
Oh, thank goodness!
But... that knife at the time...
This one?!
No way! That's impossible!
Of course it is!
Oh, my wife...
But... actually...
Yesterday, I had a fight with the owner about the management of this shop.
I was so angry that I stabbed the owner with that knife.
This knife?!
That's right.
I'm closing this shop today and withdrawing the money.
Is that so?
Then, I'll pay you...
Yes, it's 5 million yen for both of you.
What?!
It's 580,000 yen.
580,000...
No matter how much it is, it's expensive!
What's wrong?
Ah...
How was it?
It's 580,000 yen.
If you said 580,000 yen like this...
Isn't it cheaper?
Thank you very much.
It was delicious!
Let's go!
Yes!
Ah...
Even so, you paid 158,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
I've used up all my money!
It's a day off...
I have to borrow money!
Thank you very much.
Did you say it?
I said it.
So, how much did you pay for it?
58,000 yen.
Don't lie!
You spent 580,000 yen!
Did you hear me?
Yes, I heard you.
Even so, you paid a lot of money!
Owner!
Customers are coming in!
Hurry up and get to your seat!
Didn't you die around here earlier?
A little more to the left!
To the left!
Ah! Welcome, customers!
Gesture Quiz!
Here is the question!
What is this for?
Akemoto Sayaka who cries like a man with an amazing face!
See you!
Hello!
You are so cute!
Thank you!
I'm always cheering for you!
Thank you!
Mother
It's so fast!
It's been 3 months since I came out of Tokyo!
I'm working hard to smooth the process of AKB48's handshake meeting!
It's time!
Thank you!
Can you do it a little more?
It's a rule!
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Thank you!
See you!
A handshake meeting is a job where you shake hands with AKB members like this, and when a certain amount of time has passed, you take it off.
I'm a fan of Kitarie-dono!
I went to the handshake meeting for the first time in my life because I wanted to meet Kitarie-dono!
Thank you so much!
Many fans from all over Japan come here.
Some of them are trying to make fans remember them even if it's just a little bit.
They must have done weird cosplays like ninjas to make fans remember them so much.
Well, I feel sorry for them, but I think it's time for me to go now because my back is clogged.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Is it time now?
Yes.
I see.
See you later.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Ninja art, "Rotating Jutsu".
Mr. Kitarie, did you like it?
But it's time for me to go now.
I see.
See you later.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Not at all.
Well, I'll be going now.
Thank you very much.
Kitarie!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for coming.
I didn't think we could shake hands like this.
Oh, thank you!
I'm so happy.
Do you want me to show you my family game?
Well, he was a strange person.
"Gozaru" is hard to say face-to-face, isn't it, Mom?
The world is really big, isn't it?
Huh?
It's another ninja.
She must be a big fan of "Gozaru".
It's time for me to go now.
See you later.
Bye-bye!
Oh!
You're back, "Gozaru"!
Welcome back!
I didn't ask you earlier, "Gozaru",
but where did you shoot "PV" the other day, "Gozaru"?
I think it was...
"Weiha", wasn't it?
Oh my!
It's a foreign country, "Gozaru"!
A foreign country?
Well, it's a foreign country, isn't it?
It's about time for me to go now.
It's about time for me to go now. Thank you very much.
Well, I'll be going now.
Oh, see you later.
Thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
I'm going now.
No, you can't.
No, you can't. Please follow the rules.
I didn't know you'd push me this far.
Well, I'll be going now.
Salad!
Welcome back!
Eh, did you make that door, ninja?
That is...
As it is conveyed to Iga...
Karakuri Rotation Door!
That is!
I see!
Amazing!
When I came, there was no ninja anymore!
Excuse me for a moment!
Ah!
This is troublesome...
Ah...
If you make it like that...
Ah...
I'm sorry...
I'm going now!
I see...
I'm going now!
I see...
I'm going now!
Hey!
It's fun!
Let's go!
Don't do that again!
I understand!
Goodbye!
Excuse me!
Kitarie-chan!
Ah!
Hello!
I wanted to say that!
You're cute today too!
Eh! Thank you!
You're really cute!
Really?
I'm happy!
You look good together!
How about a little kiss?
You're always cute!
Really?
It's time!
See you!
Kitarie-dono!
Ah!
Hello!
I'm happy to see you again!
Um...
Ninja-san...
What's your name?
I'm...
Ichikawa Hattori!
Ninnin!
Ah!
That's amazing!
Ninnin!
Hattori-kun!
Wait!
Didn't I say it before?
Could it be...
that you were pretending to be a thief?
I'm sorry.
You!
Could it be...
that you know about Iga...
and are trying to assassinate Kouga?!
I'm not Kouga Ninjutsu!
I knew about it!
This person...
has a good sense of humor!
Huh?
What is it?
Ninja...
Clone Jutsu!
Huh? Clone?
How about it?!
This Ninja Clone Jutsu!
Are you afraid of it?!
Your face and height are completely different,
so you're not a clone!
Well, well, well!
If you ask me...
Everyone! Go!
Huh?!
W-w-what?!
Everyone!
Ah...
Thank you very much.
W-what is this?!
Haven't you noticed yet?!
How are you going to get me off of you?!
How are you going to get me over here?!
She got me!
Hahaha!
Are you really going to come all the way here?!
Let's do it!
Damn it!
Wait a minute, Ms. Isshia!
I'll be right there!
Since when do you have such a setting?
She's here!
You guys!
Ms. Isshia!
You guys!
I'll give you the set!
W-what?
D-did you have that hand?
Here!
Take it!
I lost...
Hattori...
The rest is up to you...
...to fulfill my mission.
Prepare yourself!
Hey!
That's not a good way of saying it!
Shut up!
Shut up and shut up!
Understood.
Hattori...
This is as far as you go.
Get lost...
...from that woman!
No, no, no!
Hey!
No, no, no!
In that case...
...even I...
...have no choice...
...but to give it my all!
Yokozuna?!
Kitarie-san, I am Akebono.
Hello.
Hello. I am...
...the 64th Yokozuna. Do you know me?
Of course I know you! You are currently doing pro- wrestling, aren't you?
Do you know me?
Yes, I know you.
I am happy to know you.
Can I shake your hand for the rest of my life?
You too?
Doctor...
Is this it?
Excuse me!
It's time!
How cute.
Thank you.
Excuse me! It's time!
It's time!
Your hands are huge.
Yes, they are.
It's time!
The next person is waiting!
It's time!
Get out of my way, you idiot!
You're not letting me talk at all!
Violence is bad! Violence is against it!
Bye-bye!
Mom, I work hard every day.
Did you enjoy AKB's handshake meeting?
Ah, I had a lot of fun today.
Bye-bye!
Yukirin's "Which station is this sound coming from?" corner!
I'm going to hum the sound coming from a certain platform on the Yamanatsu Line.
Let's go!
Which station is this sound coming from?
(drum roll)
I'll do it again!
(drum roll)
I'll announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is Meguro Station!
The key to Meguro Station is to do "drum roll" with a stick tongue!
Bye-bye!
(drum roll)
This is the river of Sanzu that connects "that world" and "this world"!
And here come the pranksters who keep doing things they shouldn't be doing!
But if you make even the slightest noise, the scary guy will wake up and do it in a ridiculous way!
Who is this old man?
My old man!
I lost him when I was little, but I met him just now.
Always!
Mama!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
It's an adult old man!
Mao, you know you're safe now, right?
Yes, I know.
Look at this.
They say you can't party here.
That's enough.
Okay, then.
Let's play rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Shh! Shh! Shh!
You'll wake up, right?
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Come here.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You lost, right?
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock...
Rock, paper, scissors.
First song, second song...
One song!
Get me some champagne from the fridge.
Remember to be quiet, old man!
Shh!
Open it, hurry up!
Thank you very much for watching and have a nice day!
You're out!
Come here!
Be careful!
Be gentle with her face!
Next, let's play rock-paper-scissors and the one who takes off the champagne bottle wins!
Grandpa just did it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wait a minute!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wait a minute!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What is it?
Again, again.
What is it?
Next, next, next.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
She's smiling.
Next.
She ate it.
Next.
Pour champagne over it.
Let's do it together.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Can you do it again and again?
It's getting boring.
Sometimes.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You have to do it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
You have to do it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
My eyes hurt.
Champagne.
Grandpa, grandpa, come on, grandpa.
Don't drink yet.
One, two, three.
Help me!
Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, help me!
Grandpa, don't come forward!
Grandpa, grandpa, help me!
Ouch!
What do you want me to do?
Shall we make a toast?
Cheers!
One, two, three.
Cheers!
Grandpa.
Please do it properly.
Grandpa.
Grandpa, please do it properly.
I'll do it properly.
I'm a demon, you know.
Was it weak just now?
It was weak.
A young man of life like you should come out.
Because it's a game.
Yes.
Please do it properly.
Ichikawa.
Please do it properly.
Ichikawa.
No, you can't do it to us.
You can do it.
You may be able to do it without restraint.
Ichikawa.
Ichikawa is Ichikawa's grandfather, but Ichikawa is responsible for it.
No, no, you can't run like that.
You can't run away from what's in front of you.
Grandpa, please do it properly.
It hurts my heart more when you say that.
Grandpa!
Ichikawa!
Cheers!
I pushed it this way and it went this way.
The demon is losing.
This demon is good.
Thank you, grandpa.
Let's drink and go home.
Be quiet.
Cheers!
Let's go home.
I'm jealous.
I'll scold you when you grow up.
I don't know why the staff doesn't come out of the rock.
Amazing.
I don't know that I'm a rock.
Rock.
Getting used to nature.
Rocks are good just for being there.
I wrote it down.
If you look at the first and second pages...
How about this area?
Kaminação, are you okay?
Where is it?