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Shinoda Mariko will graduate from AKB48!
Shinoda Mariko is one of the members who have led AKB48 so far.
She made one decision to graduate and shocked members and many fans.
And a few hours after this announcement...
Shinoda Mariko is going to be the last member of AKB48 to appear in a comedy show.
Can you do it?
I don't know if I can do it.
Is it possible for me to do it?
Well, it's not that far.
You can do it later.
Shinoda Mariko is not very good at it.
Why did you accept this job (comedy show) at that time?
I've done a lot of comedy shows.
So I'm not sure if I can do comedy shows anymore.
I feel a little lonely.
And I want to do more comedy shows.
Well...
I'll do it.
AKB48. Shinoda Mariko's last comedy show.
The recording will begin soon.
Let's count down.
Four, three, two...
Yutari TV presents...
ATB48 Kans!
That's enough, Danny.
Shinoda Mariko is graduating...
If the popular Shinoda Mariko doesn't make it, it'll be a shame for Kevin.
Shinoda Shinoda, you're stupid!
There's Itano and Akimoto too!
Huh?!
Akimoto!
It's done!
It's finally complete!
But what's wrong?
Well...
The graduation announcement of Shinoda Mariko...
It was a separate announcement during the general election, right?!
Right?!
It seems like it.
It was an announcement all of a sudden...
I had a lot of AKB work until the end of the year...
I had to cancel it all of a sudden...
The staff were like, "Just say it! Just say it!"
I see...
So...
I asked my lab...
To make something...
And I got a request...
And it's finally...
Completed!
What's completed?!
You'll be surprised!
Here it is!
It's rattling!
Are you okay?!
This is...
Whoa!
Here it is!
Really?!
This is...
A robot that completely reproduced Shinoda Mariko...
Humanoid Mariko!
That's amazing, professor!
Isn't it amazing?!
Is this really a robot?!
It's a robot!
Amazing! It can even show its face!
Amazing! Its skin is amazing!
Look! This expression!
I know this too!
Amazing!
Wait a minute! Don't be surprised! It's still early!
Humanoid Mariko, right?
Wait a minute!
What?!
What is this?!
This remote!
This is a remote, right?!
It's a remote, right?!
There's a lot of buttons, right?!
If you press it...
It's fun, right?!
What?!
First of all, let me introduce myself!
Introduction button...
Press it!
Humanoid Mariko...
Professor!
What?!
You have two voices, but you also have two personalities!
That's right!
My name is Mariko.
What?!
I was surprised!
It's not just that!
What is it?
There's a lot of trees on it!
Look at that button!
Look!
Trees and love...
Let's make it smile!
Let's make it laugh!
Laugh button...
Press it!
Hum!
Great quality, right?!
Humanoid Mariko...
It's a subtle feeling!
It's difficult!
But I'll press it!
Humanoid Mariko...
Press it!
Hum! Hum!
Look!
There's something inside!
Humanoid Mariko...
I think a lot of people want to be scolded by Shiroda Mariko.
That's right! Because she's Mariko-sama!
She's being called Mariko-sama!
Scold her! Scold her!
Scold her!
What are you doing? Huh?
Don't mess with me!
Serious! Come here!
Come here!
Serious! Come here!
Serious! Are you going to get mad like this?
That's right! That's right! Serious!
Wow, amazing!
It's still light from here!
And...
There's a famous saying button, right?
Yes!
Aren't you curious?
Well, there are a lot of things, right?
There are, right?
Yes!
Do you want to hear one?
Famous saying number one button...
Pop!
Please come with the intention of crushing me.
Hmm...
It pierces my chest...
With that, my junior has grown so much!
But isn't there a impersonation button next to it?
There is!
What is that?
Well, as you can see, it's a promise button, right?
Hmm?
If I say impersonation...
Would you like to press it?
Impersonation button...
Pop!
Doctor, did you have a proper meeting?
There's no way I did that!
It's that, right?
It's that "comaneci" button, right?
Would you like me to press it again?
Yes! Yes!
Impersonation button...
Pop!
Comaneci!
It was a mistake, wasn't it?
That's right!
There are times like that, right?
There are times like that!
Hmm...
Would you like me to do it, too?
Michael, for example...
Michael?!
Michael, please...
Everyone, I'm glad you took it in!
Ah, it's true! It's true!
It's true!
Thank you!
Michael button...
Pop!
It's ugly...
As a Michael fan, the quality is...
Well, this is what Shinoda Mariko does.
This is what you mean?
It's a bit...
It's a bit of a defense force.
I developed it.
Well, that's right.
Because you're the father of the band.
That's right.
Let's end it with this.
If you do more than this, you won't know what's left.
Is that possible?
I wanted to do more...
Well...
There are other things you can do.
There are a lot of things you can do.
If you do more than this, you'll say it hurts.
The quality of the band is high.
So, if you really want me to wear it...
If you say it like that...
I'll prove you don't feel pain.
This one.
Unpatch.
Do you want to try it?
Humanoid.
If it's real, it hurts, right?
That's right.
But it's not a humanoid, so it doesn't hurt.
I don't feel pain.
Well...
But...
Unpatch...
If it's a humanoid, it hurts, right?
That's right.
You want to see it, right?
That's right.
First of all...
A humanoid will do it in front of a humanoid.
Look, Akemoto.
Akemoto, you look like you're in a hurry.
You look like you're in a hurry.
Here I go.
No, no, no...
Wait a minute.
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
It's okay!
Um...
Wait a minute!
Here I go.
Three...
Two...
One!
Well, it hurts, right?
This is human.
But...
Human...
Humanoid Mariko can feel it.
I think it's okay.
Because you're humanoid.
Chew it.
Akimoto-kun, will you do it seriously?
I'll do it seriously!
Do it seriously.
Why?
Eh, why?
Open sesame!
Okay.
I forgot about you.
Then, from now on,
in order to pull this,
I'll risk my life
and pull it!
From now on...
I'll risk my life!
From now on...
I'll do it!
What are you doing, Akimoto-kun?
Eh, you can't move it!
I won't! I won't!
You did it just now, right?
Why did you move it?
No, I didn't.
I'll do it!
I told you!
You don't have to do it twice!
You can do it once!
You did it once, right?
I'll do it now.
I'll do it seriously now.
Hold it tight, okay?
I'll do it!
3... 2...
What was that just now, Doctor?
I spent too much time,
so my mouth is open.
Do it again.
Open sesame!
I'll do it now.
Okay.
3... 2... 1...
Wait...
Your "hmm" just now...
Can you move a little?
It looks like you've endured it.
I haven't endured it. It doesn't hurt, so I haven't endured it.
Do you want to try another one?
I can't use this one yet.
Right?
Then...
Let's get ready.
I think you'll know if you try that one.
This is...
I say it a lot, but...
What?
Oh, I forgot the question.
You say it?
Okay.
Sit down.
Raise this leg.
Take off your shoes.
Okay.
Instructor, please.
Please.
I can't feel anything.
Please.
It looks like a human.
Yes, it's a complete reproduction.
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
What's wrong?
I think my stomach is tired.
Your stomach is tired? You're a humanoid, but your stomach is tired?
It's because I'm reproducing the current Shinoda Mariko.
The current Shinoda Mariko has been killed by Taro.
Before the reproduction happens, let's do like this.
Is it okay?
Doctor, thank you very much.
Are you okay?
Okay, let's go back to the original position.
Please handle it carefully.
Yes.
Please go back here.
It's a little vulgar.
It's a little vulgar even though you made it.
It's too vulgar.
It's because you like Shinoda Mariko.
With Mariko-sama.
But it's amazing, Doctor.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing if you make it like this.
It's amazing.
After you make it like this, it's the opposite of the future AKB48.
That's right.
I've been wondering for a while now, Doctor.
What?
What's a "dachou club" button?
That's it.
I'm curious, too.
Yes.
It can't be a "dachou club" button.
It can't be either.
It's a hot water game.
So if you press this button, you'll go to this house?
That's right.
Do you want to press it?
I do.
Then press this button.
Here we go.
Click!
I pressed it.
Click!
A little more.
You have to press it with all your heart.
Click!
Isn't it strange?
It shouldn't be like that.
Click!
It's not like that at all.
Why?
Ugh!
How much did it cost to develop this?
Smoke is coming out.
What?
Doctor!
What?
Smoke...
Is it a smoking system?
What?
Move!
Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
Move!
Wow!
Can I go home?
I would be happy if you did it a little harder.
It was painful enough.
Because you don't have hair.
Well, humanoids have things they don't want to do.
That's right. I want to see it!
What will you do?
Did you say something?
That's right!
I'm thinking of the next one!
The next one is...
Yes?
I'm thinking of developing a humanoid board.
A humanoid?
That sounds tough.
It's okay.
I'll stick with the staff and preach hard.
No, I mean persuade.
Yoko Yamayui's mean quiz!
Here we go!
Question!
When an Aluminum tribe dances in the rain, it always rains.
Why is that?
This is hard.
5
4
3
2
1
The answer is...
Rain!
The answer is...
Because they dance until it rains.
This mean quiz is...
Good girls! Gather around!
Hey! Hey! Hey! You guys! Stand up!
Hey! What are you doing?
I'm a panda!
Are you a snowman?
OK! Let's get back on track!
How is everyone doing today?
Good!
Today we're going to exercise and play with everyone!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, music, start!
First, your ankles!
First, we'll start with an easy one!
You know this one, right? It's an elephant!
Put your right arm around your nose!
Are you ready?
Then, move your right arm around!
Pao!
OK!
Let's get back on track!
You can play with it, too!
Next, we'll do a "nomo".
Spread your body wide and...
spread it wider and wider than you need...
and twist your body as much as you can!
"Toredero toho"!
Let's do it again!
Spread your body wide and...
spread it wider and...
twist your body as much as you can!
Turn your butt!
"Toredero toho"!
Let's get back on track!
Next, we'll do a "slallyman".
Sit down and...
bend your back!
Everyone, bend your back!
Then, hold your head up...
and say in a sad voice...
I want to quit my job...
Let's get back on track!
I'll say the famous quote of...
Mariko Shinoda of last year's general election!
Hold up your mics!
I'm going to crush you, so come at me.
The audience just went crazy!
I'll always be waiting for you.
Your juniors have grown up!
Okay, last one!
We'll have a meeting with the program staff.
Akimoto Yasashi will do it!
Think of something and put your arms together!
Take off your glasses and look up at the sky!
Think about it!
Don't you have a more innovative idea?
Last but not least, have some snacks!
Don't you have a more innovative idea?
I'm going to eat all of this.
Okay, stop!
Bye-bye!
Hey, did you know?
The captain and the co-pilot of an airplane...
...eat special in-flight meals.
Why?
So that when you get food poisoning...
...either of you will be able to fly.
Oh, I see!
Okay, I'm smart now!
You guys!
I'm not tired of being smart!
Huh? I have a question!
Take this and eat it!
Stop it! If you don't eat it, you'll be worried about it for the rest of your life!
Can I eat the noodles that I can't cook even if I do the spinning wheel?
You'll end up thinking only about it for the rest of your life!
Somebody! Somebody! Help me!
We won't let you do that!
Th-this voice is...
If you're worried, verify it right away!
If you verify it, you'll know why it is!
Wonderful!
Verification squad!
Tamestagirls!
Darn it! You're getting in my way!
Miss! What's wrong?
You're worried about stupid things all the time!
Can I eat the noodles that I can't cook even if I do the spinning wheel?
Can you eat the noodles that you can't cook even if you do the spinning wheel?
It's really stupid.
But if you don't verify it, you'll end up thinking only about it for the rest of your life!
We have to verify it!
Now, question devil! Verify it!
Alright, then do it!
Come on, staff!
Are you going to leave the noodles and the spinning wheel?
Now, are you ready to verify it?
Hey, Tamestagirls!
Which one are you going to verify today?
Do it.
Why?
Oh, it's hard!
OK.
I'll do it.
Try it, Hale.
Do it where you want.
OK.
Whenever you like.
OK.
Test, start!
How many did you do?
Seven.
Three.
You can do it!
Four.
Nine.
Ten.
Last!
Ten!
You can do it!
Oh, my!
OK.
Somehow I know the answer.
En?
What?
En?
Really?
Can you make a conclusion by yourself?
Because you did it.
Isn't it better for you to do it?
But we only have one person.
If so, I'll prepare one person for you, Sakai.
Staff?
Can you add more dal soba?
OK.
I've prepared it for you.
Let's do it.
Do your best!
OK.
Yes.
Try it.
OK.
Test, start!
One.
Too slow!
Turn faster!
Do your best!
One!
Stop!
I can't stand up!
Do your best!
Oh, my!
I can't eat it!
I really can't eat it!
What should I do?
Yellow, be quiet!
Yellow!
Thank you for the meal!
My stomach hurts!
I won't eat it!
Yellow, you did a good job!
The result is...
Is it okay?
I think it's okay!
Okay!
Stand up!
Okay, let's do it!
Even after doing "guruguru bat", can you eat "daru soba" well?
The result is...
Yellow is on a diet that doesn't eat dinner!
Yes!
Damn it!
That's right!
Remember it!
Tsumasa-kun! Now you know the answer, right?
After a lazy night's sleep, it's impossible to eat zaru soba well.
And it's impossible for people on a diet to eat well, too!
That's true! I wonder what stupid things we've been worrying about!
Let's go, Miki-chan!
Yeah!
That's great!
Thank you, Tameshita Girls!
Yellow!
Yes!
Good job!
Thank you for your hard work!
"Anything Goes Gesture Quiz" corner!
Here's the question!
What is this doing?
The answer is Minami Takahashi, who is too handsome and weird.
See you!
If I could do it at the end, I would like to do it with perfect make-up.
People think I don't look like I do it, but it's not like that at all.
I like comedy and comedy, so I want to do it with all my might.
If you have a chance, please do it.
Yes, I hope I can do it before graduation.