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AKB48's WOW!
I'm AKB48's self-produced Azuka and Yagiya Azuki!
I'm AKB48's self-produced Akiya Mina!
I'm AKB48's self-produced Arai Saya!
Today, we're going to do this kind of thing.
It's so suspicious!
There's so much tape.
It's like an incident.
Is it okay? Can we go in?
It's too early.
What do you think it is?
What?
Is there a spider in it?
I don't know.
It's like a tape.
It's like a forest.
Please, if you see anything.
Thank you.
Shall we go in?
Let's go in.
What's waiting for us?
Well, Azuka, please open the door
Open the door
Wow, well, excuse me
Welcome
I'm scared
What ?
It's amazing
Murder scene ?
Oh, my God !
It's a murder case
Someone is dead
Oh, my God !
Already dead
Is it like a bar ?
Certainly
Which one ?
It looks like a bar, doesn't it ?
But, there are drinks like bad ones
Is it a hideout?
I've only seen this many people in a festival stall.
I know.
Did you cause an incident?
What? Incident?
Which one?
Justice hero or...
Did you cause an incident?
I did not cause an incident.
I'm glad you didn't cause an incident.
What is this place?
This is Detective Cafe.
This is a store called Genki Detective, which includes me.
Does that exist?
It is a real detective.
A hero of justice.
Is he the culprit?
No, he is not.
Is he a safety measure?
Of course.
We came to a detective cafe.
Do you know what we are going to do?
No, we don't know.
What are we going to do today?
What are you going to do?
Today, you will be challenged to have three powers required for detectives.
Three powers?
What are they?
Detective, detective, idol, something like that.
How about it?
There's nothing like that.
There's nothing like that?
Then, what are the three things you need to become a detective?
What are they?
Detective Challenge!
Let's do our best!
AKB48's...
Sparks!
This bag contains AKB48 members.
Shabripa, Daigendoka, Maximilla, and others!
Variety show standard variety challenges!
This show is about developing the necessary abilities for a variety show!
This time, we'll challenge the three necessary powers for detectives at Detective Cafe!
First of all, we'll be looking at the eyes.
We'll be discovering your auditory nerves.
I hope you'll enjoy this. Please try it out.
This is the hearing aid and hearing detection device.
Wow, it's big!
So there's a hearing detection device.
Wow!
How you can find it is...
This hearing detection device can pick up and listen to various frequencies of radio waves.
This is a hearing aid with a microphone in it.
When you come closer...
It's like the one you see in dramas.
Do you know howling?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the same as that.
When you come closer to the microphone and speaker...
Howling happens.
There is always a microphone or a transmitter in the place where the howling occurs
so I'm going to use this logic and hide it from you now and use it to find you.
So please wait for me.
Yes, I will do my best.
I will do my best.
This rule is that you will look for one by one.
Wow!
The time limit is three minutes, and the person who finds the transmitter the earliest wins.
Wow!
I don't have any operational power, so I don't think it will work.
We'll only use this space where you are now.
Oh, then...
Then...
I think you two are inside, except for the one you are looking for.
Yes, yes.
You'll stay where you are looking for.
Yes, yes.
Because you can ask that person.
You can lie to that person.
You can tell the truth.
You can also connect.
That's also about insight.
Oh, you're lying.
I'm going to believe everything you say.
First, Akiyama-san will try to find a tape recorder!
It's narrow, so I thought it would be surprisingly easy, but I'm a little scared because I might miss it.
So I'll do it carefully.
I'll check it from the end.
Can you talk to them?
Not for now. I can't trust people the most.
The hearing aid is hidden by arai and yagi.
What they hid is...
Behind the desk!
Can Aniyama-san wear it?!
I want to do it in one minute.
Okay, good luck!
How close can you get?
This time, I'll try not to get close to 20cm.
As planned, Akiyama-san carefully checks from the edge.
This much.
It's pretty close.
That's true.
It's surprisingly narrow.
Even when he approaches the auger...
He can't find it!
Wait a minute! It's difficult!
There's definitely more.
One minute has passed.
Without being able to discover it, more time has passed.
One minute left.
Here...
Wait a minute.
There's really nothing.
Isn't it bad?
This is the first introduction.
Wait a minute.
[PH] Really?
Oh my god!
I'm excited.
I don't want you to find me.
No!
I don't want you to find me.
Ah!
It's ringing from the table.
Can you find me?
Eh?
No way.
Look at me with your eyes.
Ah!
You did it!
Congratulations!
[PH] Wow!
I didn't hear about the TV!
Me too.
Wait a minute.
It's...
Time...
2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Wow!
I wanted to run away.
What? Wait a minute, there's a secret here.
This is... This is... The first person...
I'm not qualified.
No, no, no.
It's quite easy to understand.
I was asked to do it with a slight lower difficulty.
What?
The desk is already taped.
That's amazing.
Detective cafe, please don't underestimate me.
Who is it?
This is detective cafe.
Are you already a detective?
I'm a detective.
Please don't underestimate me.
Next, Arai-san's challenge!
Of course I don't want to lose.
I don't want to lose to Azu in particular.
I'm the best among the top 18.
What did Akiyama and Yagi hide?
In the case!
Can Arai find something?
Here it is
Thank you very much
Welcome
There is no sign of reaction.
For now, I'll look around the place I was in.
Even if you look carefully,
one minute has passed without being discovered!
It's not here!
It's here!
It's not set up!
It's safe!
It's safe here!
No setting up!
Oh no, this detective is no good!
No good!
Are you a criminal?
say anything
Is it okay for me to do this?
You said you were a professional earlier.
I'm not. I'm definitely not.
They continue their search seriously.
But, they can't find anything and only 15 seconds left.
It looks safe.
It looks safe?
It looks safe.
Can we go in?
Yes, we can get information inside.
It's okay.
It's okay?
Yes.
Go for it!
I'm scared!
It was scary!
It's safe and sound here!
It's still OK!
You can speak! Anything!
Investigation completed! It's safe and sound here!
Don't do that!
Where is it?
Please lower the answer!
Like this?
[PH] Normally?
It worked!
It wasn't stable!
It's a little bit... On the contrary, it looks...
This is difficult!
The difficult point is that it should not be here.
I see.
It's not in now.
You're wrong.
Finally, Yagi-san's challenge!
There's no place to hide it anymore.
I can go there now.
I know about that place.
I found it in one minute.
You can't find it in one minute, can you?
In one minute?
Everyone was a little late.
Late?
You're amazing.
I'm very confident.
Thank you.
This time, viewers, try to guess where they hid it!
This is the last one. Good luck!
I'll do my best!
Ta-dah!
Welcome!
Okay! This person is already aiming for it.
I'm doing my best.
She's doing her best!
Yagi-san is confident and determined to find it in one minute!
But, while she can't find it, she only has 30 seconds left!
that moment!
30 seconds left.
Your face...
15...
Where is it? Where is it?
Let me out! Get in! Get in!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
Here it is! It's here! It's here for sure!
Oh my god!
[PH] Yay!
[PH] It hurts!
My lower back is hurting!
My side too...
It hurts! Really!
It's really...
It's really hard!
I'm touching it so much, but it's like...
I thought I ate something in my stomach.
She said, spit it out!
I thought I hid it.
I'm frustrated!
What they hid was...
inside of Akiyama's pocket!
So, the winner is Akiyama-san, who discovered it first!
I did it first without knowing anything.
Isn't it amazing, Inata?
It's amazing, but we'll do better next time.
We'll turn it around.
You're letting me down this time.
You're still in the lead.
You can do it.
Please look forward to it, everyone.
After this, we will challenge to take the question!
Next, the second one is analysis ability.
We will take the question and guess the culprit.
That sounds fun!
So we are going to have you try to collect fingerprints!
You will collect the fingerprints on this mobile phone screen!
Here are the tools for collecting fingerprints.
There are many of them, but today we will be using this tool called the tampo, which is used exclusively for collecting fingerprints.
And this is a powder called LA powder, which is used exclusively by the police for collecting fingerprints.
It's an aluminum powder.
I've put some powder on it, so please hold it and if you don't hit the shaft, you can hit the tip of your hair as much as you like.
Please put a lot of powder on the screen.
I'll put a lot of it on you.
I'm going to get angry.
After putting a lot of it on you, you'll be nice and pat it and pay for the extra powder.
Wow!
What?
Like this?
He is touching the liquid with dignity and half-heartedness.
Yes, it is OK.
Then, in the same way...
He is pretty serious.
What is he doing?
Yes, put some powder on it.
Wow!
Put a lot of powder on it.
Wow!
Yes, I will stroke it for you.
Wow!
It is big and fun.
Wow! It is a little...
Yes, next.
Yes.
He is doing with the line.
Yes, he is doing it.
Yes.
He is doing something.
I will remove the extra powder.
He did it with this.
Good job.
I'm happy.
All three of them successfully collected fingerprints.
Next is...
Please look for the same fingerprint as this one.
It's difficult. With your eyes?
There are one, two, three, four, five suspects.
Yes.
It's difficult.
There is always a criminal among the suspects.
By the way, this time, it's the same person's finger, so it should be the same difficulty.
I'll give you a hint. It's someone's right thumb fingerprint.
Someone's right thumb.
Please try to guess who the criminal is.
Yes.
I don't know. How do you do this?
How do you look at it?
Isn't it a machine?
The three people look for the criminal very seriously.
Could they find the criminal?
What about you?
I only know this.
This person.
The closest.
You look like me.
What are you talking about?
Gotaku.
I'm gotaku.
I'm sencha.
You look young.
Young?
I'm a woman.
I don't want to lose to azu.
One, two...
Let's announce it together!
Honey is you!
Congratulations for everyone's correct answer!
Wow!
Wow, that's fast!
Wow!
If you get this right, you'll get a mini-printed set.
Wow!
Can we protect our house?
Can we not protect it?
Can we not protect it like this?
We did it!
Wow!
I didn't know much about it, so I chose it casually
This is how it is, the worst
I'll drop it first
It's like that for smart people
A little bit, right?
It's really frustrating
I wanted you to make a mistake
You were confident about it, weren't you?
Yes, I was
But it's not good
After this, they'll battle with unknown ingredients!
Third, reporting power.
The detective must report the results of the investigation to the detective and precisely the client.
So, the main popular menu.
Please eat these two dishes and report each of them.
What? No way!
Do we really need a detective for that?
What?
The three of them will report their dishes...
This and this.
Crocodile and cactus.
What?
This is the crocodile's tongue.
Crocodile's tongue, right?
And this is the cactus's tongue.
What?
Can we eat it?
We can't eat it and we won't give it away.
This time, in order to decide who is fair,
for the two who don't know how to eat,
we will give you earphones.
And you will eat with one bite.
And you will say one word.
Okay.
One shot game.
Each of you.
First, we'll start with Yagi-san!
Arai-san and Akiyama-san are singing Oh My Pumpkin!
First, we'll have Saboten-no-Namuru do the food report!
Itadakimasu!
I didn't know that the hot pot restaurant is so slimy like this
It's hot, isn't it?
Oh, my! I laughed now
Slimy! Slimy and perfect for summer
It's over, isn't it?
I'll have a big crocodile with big mouth
What?
Hmm!
Ummm, well, it's juicy and...
hormone...
what do you call it?
it's like jyuwaa
it's over, it's over
it's over
Delicious. Like a grilled chicken
That's all
This is difficult. What is it?
Next, Arai-san
I failed
Fail
Saboten, let's eat
It's like seaweed
Let's eat
Delicious
Refreshing
you
It's perfect for summer, but it's also a little smooth in texture.
It's delicious. It tastes like vegetables.
It tastes like something that would be good for summer pâté. It's delicious!
Next up is Wani-san.
Itadakimasu!
Eh, it's a little scary.
Ah! But it smells good.
Mmm!
Hmm? It's good!
It's like...
It has a chicken skin-like atmosphere, and it feels like it has a lot of fat.
The umami of the meat and the salt and pepper balance out the taste really well, and it's really delicious!
It's perfect for a snack.
Last up is Akiyama-san!
Cactus is like this...
It's like a persimmon or a persimmon seaweed.
It's very soft.
It's like a cucumber.
It's crunchy and I think it tastes like a cucumber.
It's not that unique in taste and it's easy to eat.
It doesn't have any special taste.
It's a little sour.
I don't know what to say.
I can smell pork.
It tastes like pork that is close to fat
I think it tastes like pork
It tastes like salt and pepper
But the texture is like the soft fat of a pig
Thank you for the applause
Who did you like?
I like Arai-san
I'm happy!
It was a long story, but...
I'm sorry.
She worked really hard to report it.
I'm happy.
You were all happy, but...
When it started to crumble...
At first, it looked like a kakiwakami...
I thought it was amazing, but then it suddenly went towards the cucumber...
I thought it was bad...
But it was inside a cucumber...
It's soft and fluffy...
Well, well, well, try it!
The winner of the report power competition is arai!
Congratulations!
I wanted to know what you were doing.
I really didn't know.
We can only watch you.
You're saying quite good things.
So far, you two have been on the topic, but you haven't mentioned a single one.
It was close.
But in a sense, I tried to keep my word desperately, and it turned out like this.
I was really worried.
Wow, I'm so excited.
Just one word?
Just one word.
How did you like this Detective Cafe?
I think you are amazing, detective.
I know, right?
We did a lot of things, but who was the best detective?
I know.
I think you all are good now.
Who is it?
Do you want to ask?
Let's ask.
To you, detective.
It's difficult.
Each of them was good, but if I had to choose one, I would say yagi-san.
Actually, they haven't won first place even once, but they got all the average scores.
I'm happy!
I was about to say that I haven't touched the butters before I played this, but I was surprised that they played it with French!
You touched it.
But you're right, we found some of them later, and we found some of the fingerprints and the food report in one word.
I'm happy!
The biggest reason is that the last phrase of the book was extremely funny.
Definitely!
What?
This is a variety show!
It's funny!
Funny is important!
Important is the content too, right?
It's better to be funny.
I'm happy.
Thank you very much.
Here is the best scene chosen by this week's director.
Wait! Wait! Get out of there! Get in! Get in!
The detective laughed too much and decided to go with the goat's sympathy discovery scene.
There's something in my stomach. I ate it.