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'Chome Chome' is a word that means something about collaborating with AKB48.
First of all...
AKB and 'Chome Chome' 2015 Best Hit Song Festival!
Good evening, I'm Miyada Sai of the city.
I'm Minami of the city. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Last year, behind the scenes of the 48th Best Hit Song Festival,
'Chome Chome' was held in secret...
'Chome Chome' and AKB48's Best Hit Song Festival!
To put it simply, it's behind the best, so let's decide on the worst!
It was held with a party-like atmosphere.
'Worst Hit Song Festival'!
Shall we call in the first group?
Let's call in! First group, please come in!
Please come in! It's starting!
First of all, the choice of what to choose as "the worst" is...
impersonation, weird face, monoboke.
What do you hate the most?
I really hate monoboke.
I hate monoboke the most in the world.
No way.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
I want you to relax your shoulders.
Monoboke final battle.
That's not what I want to do!
I like it, but let's do it a little more gently.
The worst three people are like this.
Two people!
After laughing so hard, the two of you should appear!
Say it!
And so, as a skip, we've called in a new member, Yoru Yoru B.
Yoru Yoru B.
It's a bit of a hassle, so we'll skip it for now.
We'll tell you later what kind of skips they did, but...
The two of them were able to come up with the best and most interesting skips.
It's here!
How many months has it been since you've done something like that?
We haven't done it.
Oh, really?
How about AKB Bingo?
We've only done it once.
She's never done it before.
It's her first time ever.
I'm looking forward to it!
Actually, this person is the champion this time.
It's the best, but please watch it with warm eyes.
I'll introduce the other members later.
And...
The one who shines in the world's worst one is...
Show me.
Normally, I would say "come on in" or "let me show you around" but she said "no way, we're in Okinawa" and I was like "okinawa is famous for this, isn't it?"
The real problem starts from here, where the worst starts.
In order to learn what a real joke is like, deep in Osaka, the Monobokety Bench is set up!
Don't miss out on the shocking ending that will make you want to die!
I want to erase it from my memory.
I've never won first place in either of the worst or number one performances.
I was a little happy, but I was happy.
Worst, huh?
If you want to be an idol, you have to be able to do something like monoboke.
Yes, I'll explain it to you soon!
That means...
For Yuria Kizuki's sake, she received the "saviors revenge match"!
Her supporters are...
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello!
Hello! We're Yasebondan!
I called you out!
I didn't call you out!
You're so noisy!
That's right!
You're so noisy!
Where are you two doing this?
They're crazy about each other!
Yasebondan and Yuria Kizuki!
I want to see your monoboke!
No, it's nothing like that!
It's nothing like that!
You're telling me to read you my monoboke!
It's nothing like that!
While you were sitting at the table...
You know...
I can't hear you!
This is also a monoboke!
It's a monoboke using a train as an item!
I can't hear you!
Then, with this...
With this...
With this bridge...
It's like "This is the tombstone of my deceased mother."
It's like that, but...
I can see a nice sea.
Oh, you're already doing it.
Who is their opponent in such an uninteresting place?
Excuse me!
She's running!
She's so small!
She's running!
She's so small!
I can see someone I don't know behind me.
What are you doing?
In Osaka...
In the monoboke competition, he was first place.
But, as an opponent, he won first place.
Let me see it.
No, no, no.
The champion, Dorman, is amazing.
Right now, we're having fun here.
Because this is monoboke.
We're having fun here.
Because we're great.
I can't think of anything right now.
It's a combination of cuteness and funniness, isn't it?
I can't think of anything right now.
I'm sorry.
Then let's go!
Work with various styles!
This is a fierce battle!
It's too late for that, but what kind of girl is Yuria Wastokizaki?
- At school, you take tests, right? - Yes.
How many points do you get for an average of 50 points?
- An average of 50 points is about 3 points. - What?!
- That's a lot of points! - That's crazy!
- Seriously?! - My highest score is 36 or 37.8.
- Seriously?! - Yes.
- In your previous life? - I used to dance.
- That's a lot of points! - I used to dance.
- You used to dance, right? - Yes, I used to dance.
A fierce revenge match! Three rounds!
The stage for the first battle is...
- Has it started? - The first stage.
- The shopping planner is using it. - Oh my god!
- Is it a club? - Are you serious?!
- Eh?!
- It's all shopping. - Eh?!
For now, it's called "the dragon's stomach".
- Is that so? - Yes.
It's a big city dream, so let's walk for 10 minutes.
Their taste of dream is still remaining.
Starting from Nakatsu shopping street in deeptown.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared of the old men walking in front of me with their smoking cigarettes.
- Ah! - I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- It's dangerous. - It's not like AKB48 would eat this.
- Hello! - Hello!
- This is what you normally eat. - This is what you normally eat.
- This is more like "monbokekai". - This is what you usually eat.
- Is this "monbokekai"? - Seriously?!
- This is... - Is this "monbokekai"?
- This is "ikebihoteito". - Ah!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for having me. - You look like your mother when you were young.
- I thought you looked like your mother. I was joking. - Ah, my mother...
- Please. - Ah, yes.
- What do you decide and choose?
- That's... you know...
- When I think "this is easy to do", I just grab it and leave it there.
- I just grab it and leave it there.
- What's next? - Let's get exhausted.
- What do you mean "let's get exhausted"? You are still on the show but you are so lame.
- I just got here, you know. - You are all over the place now.
- It's so easy to do. - How?
- It's so easy to do. - It's like a total mess.
AKB48
It's a pot made of a cat's skull.
Something like that.
What's that?
It's a song.
I can't forget it.
Right?
Different ages.
Let's go past our ages.
This is very easy to do.
This is a flashlight.
A flashlight.
It's a bank note.
I'm older now.
I want to do fortune-telling.
When I got older and fell down, my mom was like "kiki kiki kiki"
I can't say it.
I see.
I can't say it.
It was Christmas.
By the way, when he asked his mom which one was more interesting...
I know!
The first pair is Cookie and his team.
The first to face the champion is Rossi and...
In 30 minutes time limit, which of them will create a true monster?
Kiyari-chan, this is bad. It's like "Don's Kimi wo Dekiten Deshou" (Japanese TV show)
It's true, isn't it?
I'm so nervous.
What should I do?
Let's do it.
How about this?
It's like a one-shot gag.
I'll do it.
Like...
Go in and in 30 minutes...
Even if you hide it and show it, people will laugh a lot.
Even if you hide it and say "Hi-two", people will laugh a lot.
I'm not a "minigishi" (Japanese comedian) so I can't do that much.
Don't say scary names.
I'll be 20 years old tomorrow.
Oh, you're turning 20?
I've finished my retirement ceremony.
Oh, really?
So today...
I'll be doing "monoboke" on my last day of my teens.
In that moment, Kizaki meets his destiny!
What is it?
Gacha gacha!
Do you want me to give you a gacha gacha?
Do you want me to give you something that's already been released?
It's a "magic stick".
What is a "magic stick"?
I don't know what it is, but...
It's like a "stick" comes out of nothing.
Let's do "hikita tenko".
You know "hikita tenko", don't you?
Yes, well...
And "gentleman dam".
No, that's not it!
My ears are getting bigger!
It's "magi"... "magi" "shinji".
"Hikita tenko" wearing a dress and a suit...
My ears are getting bigger!
Is it okay?
You're crazy!
Come on, come on, come on!
What is this?
I'll put it in my pocket, but...
Is it okay?
Is it this?
It's 200 yen, but...
It's "community"!
Huh?
What is this?
I don't like it anymore!
What is this?
Huh? Is it an instruction manual or something like that?
How is it?
Huh? Is it "this"?
You can't do it on your own!
It hurts! What are you going to do?
Huh? Huh?
There's nothing in my hand.
Why did you say that just now?
I want you to hold it in your hand and pick it up.
What's wrong with you?
You said it first, so I said it.
You're young to say that.
Let's go to the next one.
It's a movie.
This magic stick will change their fate.
On the other hand...
Mukaichiro and Shigumi also lock on to another gacha.
It's a good one.
Like I said earlier.
They're not thinking about what's inside, but about what to do with the capsule.
Let's see...
China.
China. It's in Dutch.
China.
They're looking for something funny.
It's easier to combine them, right?
It's easier than doing it one by one.
And then...
That's dangerous. What are you doing?
Where are you going?
This way is slower.
You hit me hard.
What do you want?
Something warm.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for you to take your time like this?
Apple juice, please.
Drink something cold.
You're saying it's cold.
I'm like you.
Do you want this apple juice?
Yes.
It's stylish.
The coaster is stylish, too.
It's stylish.
You can put this on the coaster.
It's hot!
How is it?
Do you know what "aladechan" is?
It's "winnie".
Winnie is too mechanical.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's mechanical, but it's not mechanical, so it's not called "winnie".
How many minutes do we have left?
7 minutes.
Thank you for the meal.
Ms. Osaki, can I have a cigarette?
We have 7 minutes left, so can you give me a cigarette?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What should we do? Is everyone ready?
Can we go now?
Merry Christmas.
It stinks, it stinks.
What is that?
Hey, hey, it's really tangled up.
It's scary.
It stinks, it stinks.
Oh, there's also electricity here.
With 5 minutes left and they've entered the electricity shop, will they be able to do their best?
It's a really big apple.
Boom, boom, it's big.
Boom, boom.
It's easy to boom.
It's big.
5 minutes left.
Chinta, are you drinking apple juice or something?
But I'm glad you didn't make it hot.
That's true.
Oh, bread.
Bread looks good.
They have funny-shaped bread.
Is that possible?
They do, don't they?
One minute.
Okay, I'll clean up.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
Wow, it's really big.
Wow, it's beautiful.
Huh? This looks like the best one.
Is it good?
This is cute, too.
It's cheap.
Is it cheap?
It stinks.
Is it good?
It's good.
Okay, okay.
Please leave a comment.
Chocolate bread.
There's a lot of chocolate.
That's amazing.
There's a lot of chocolate.
It's 120 yen.
It's cheap.
Can I eat this?
Just like that?
Thank you for it.
Is it really like that?
Huh?
How is it?
There are two colors inside.
It's good.
You have beautiful teeth.
Is this also bread?
Yes, it is.
Is this also bread?
I see.
There's only one, isn't there?
I'm the only one who's in a hurry.
I'm in a hurry.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you.
I'm hungry because I eat and run right away.
That's not the case.
You're back.
I'm back.
I'm sorry.
I'm already in Maeda's generation.
I'm sorry I don't know your face.
I'm fine.
I'm Iria Kizaki.
I support you.
Thank you.
You're cute.
I'm happy.
I don't look like you.
I know.
I don't look like you, either.
Really?
Because we all have the same eyebrows.
You're always making me laugh.
I'll definitely use it.
Three minutes is crazy.
I'll definitely use only this.
I don't have this.
What is this?
What if I say it's too big?
When you put it back, put it back like this.
It's funny.
Is it funny?
It's funny.
You did it.
Why?
I can't borrow all of Kuroi's videos.
I'm DAS VEDA.
Can I borrow this?
Of course you can borrow it.
I'm looking forward to what you will show me.
What is this?
You should have come later.
You should be careful, idol.
I don't have much time.
This is all I have.
Isn't it white?
It can't be helped.
You are kind.
Thank you.
What a nice shopping street.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
I'm sure you will win.
I'm glad.
I won!
It's a collection.
No, it's not.
It was over there.
Yes, it was.
What's in it?
It looks weird.
What's in it?
It's an important item for a confrontation.
What's in it?
We won't use it.
What?
The decision will be made by the president of the shopping district.
Who will go first?
As expected.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's Dance Vader's ears!
You only drank a little at first.
Dance Vader's ears don't have such iron-like ears.
What's that?
I know this one. It's really small.
It's like an angel's ear.
It's really small.
It's perfect.
The funny one is...
This one?
Thank you so much!
What do you think about it, mom?
Mom, you were slipping a lot!
Zaki-san, you were slipping a lot!
I was trying my best, but...
Zaki-san was slipping a lot!
Thank you, mom!
Good luck!
They were too into their funny moments...
They're back to their senses and heading for the next battle!
Here!
I miss this place!
You miss it?
The next action school is...
the next action school is...
Hello!
Look at this!
You can wear it!
Oh, you can!
You can wear it!
It's a little young.
Oh, what?
It's the same age as last year.
Nishida Toshiyuki-san, you're wearing a school uniform.
Oh, it's Shouei-san!
Which one is it?
Oh, it's Chucky-chan!
It's Chucky!
I love Chucky!
I love Chucky, too!
It suits you!
They're back!
They're so cute!
Excuse me!
Are you okay?!
Don't move.
Don't wear clothes like cardboard boxes.
Please change your clothes.
Can we change our clothes?
Of course.
What do we do with our clothes?
We can change our clothes.
Stand on a pole.
You can change your clothes soon.
Let's go.
One, two...
You don't know this?!
You don't know?!
There's a trampoline on this side...
Let's go! Let's go!
Please try flying once...
Wow! It looks fun!
And there's this...
Could you look at the attraction?
Is it done?
It's done!
It was fun, wasn't it?
So you can do things like this...
Yes, please!
Please!
Let's go!
Let's fly!
(AKB48 is the first group of AKB48 members to join AKB48)
Let me show you.
She is a middle school student.
I'd like you to do something like this today.
It's not that difficult.
What do you want me to do?
Let's do it.
She's got guts.
She wants to do it.
I'm good at this kind of thing.
I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I'm aiming to be an action actress.
Really?
She's got guts.
Who do you want to be like in the future?
I like Jackie Chan.
Really?
I want to be like Jackie Chan.
I want to be like Jackie Chan as a girl.
I like Kiri.
Can you go over here?
Come over here.
If you hit me, you'll hit me.
I don't like being white-faced and falling down.
I'm really scared.
I really don't trust you yet.
It's only been about two hours since we met.
I don't trust you at all.
Can you do it?
Do you want me to hit you?
I want you to hit me.
Can you do it?
Do you want me to practice a little?
Do you want me to do it with you?
Who would you like me to be?
You'd like me to be, wouldn't you?
You're getting old.
Which one of you is popular?
It's Mion.
Please go ahead.
If you look it up, you'll find out.
Mion is popular for shaking hands.
How popular is it?
It's amazing.
How many people do you have in line for shaking hands?
It's more than 1000 people in line.
That's amazing.
It's about twice as many as general elections.
What about ranking?
I'm in 44th place.
I'm in 22nd place.
I'm in 25th place.
I'm in 22nd place.
I'm an honored woman.
She wasn't good at studying since she was young.
Her father told her the truth and she became a member of SK when she was 13 years old.
In 7 years, she became one of the top members of AKB48.
She is Kizaki Yuria.
It has nothing to do with the competition but...
Take off!
Here we go.
Wow, you are fast!
Does it hurt anywhere?
No, it doesn't hurt at all.
Ready, go! Turn around.
You surprised me!
Be careful when you go up.
Be careful?
The length of your body changes here.
Here we go. Ready, go!
Be careful.
What?
No, no.
Be careful, be careful.
Her hair is in the way.
If you do that, should we buy a round one?
Should we buy a round one?
It's time for an action experience but...
Since we are here, let's do one more thing.
That feels good.
By the way, you are smaller than I thought you would be.
That's right.
You are smaller than I thought you would be.
If you can, while you are spinning around, let's do a practice for today's bokeh.
Something...
Something funny?
Something you like to eat is fine.
Okay, I'll say what I like to eat.
While you are spinning around, say three things you like to eat.
Three things.
Don't say three things.
Got it.
Straighten your legs.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready...
Action!
I like tangsuyuk.
What? What?
No, no...
It's decided.
I was surprised because you spun more than I expected.
I heard "tangsuyuk".
This is also not a match but...
Makaichi was funny too so...
I'm a little regretful.
Ready...
Go!
I want to dig a stone.
Ready... Go!
I don't know if I should go like this or like that.
Just say "go" for now.
Go! Go! Go!
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Let's play a prank here.
I'm sorry, Mr. Fumio. At worst, it's okay if you go to the store for the first time.
At worst, I'll go back.
It's okay to use anything in school.
Which of them created a serious prank in five minutes of limited time?
Shall we play rock-paper-scissors?
This is important.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won.
She didn't give me much time.
If I go first, I'll give you more time.
Let's do it first.
Let's do it here.
No, let's do it first.
Let's do it first.
Let's go.
Don't do that.
Wait a minute.
I saw something.
I saw something nostalgic.
Wait a minute.
I'll tell you.
Really?
Singing
Darth Vader's eyes stopped!
What mission is this?
What's this? Come out, Darth!
The silhouette is like C-3PO.
R2-D2.
This is Darth Vader. I've never seen such Darth Vader.
It's you, isn't it?
Please notice it before you do it.
I'm sorry.
Hey, let's go on a date.
The end.
I won this.
You're holding a slipper and you're on a date.
It's dangerous.
Thank you.
This one is good.
It's common.
No, it's not.
This one is really funny.
It's funny because it's so fast.
You were talking like this when you were a kid.
The reverse is...
This one!
Yay!
This is crazy.
Seriously?
Yay! I'm happy!
This is part two.
You brought it here.
You left it here.
I didn't leave it here!
And you asked me for five minutes!
It's a sword.
I left it here.
It was pretty tough.
You risked your life for it.
That's right.
You know it.
Kizaki, who was brought in at a rapid pace,
is going for the final battle!
Next, let's go somewhere gorgeous.
Yes, gorgeous.
Look at this sign.
Hey, don't mind the trash can.
Do you care about it?
It's not common for AKB to be in front of a trash can.
You know the sign, right?
It says, "Don't litter other than people related to AKB."
Look at it.
What does it say?
Best Hit Theme.
"Best Hit" means...
You know...
You've heard of it, right?
Best Hit.
Yes, I've heard of it.
That's right.
That's why it's here.
After this, "Best Hit Theme" will be full of cookies!
What's going to happen?!
But before that...
Huh?!
Unreleased Ghosts!
Next time, we'll go to a roll bread shop.
Snack's best hits theme will be performed in the final battle.
Mama-san will decide the theme.
These two girls are fighting.
It's interesting.
How about a song battle?
A song?
Is it a snack?
Is it a song?
It's lyrics.
Really?
It's AKB.
Let's ask the manager.
Is a song okay?
Zaki-san...
Let's borrow it.
No way!
Let's ask the manager.
You're a doctor.
Don't be so modest.
You're a doctor.
There are rules.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You're a kid.
You're in high school.
I'm in first year.
It's easier to finish earlier.
You'll be excited while you're energetic.
Let's do it first.
No, let's do it later.
What's wrong with you?
It's always this song.
It's annoying.
The teacher's team is in first place.
It's annoying even if you say it.
By the way, the loser is...
I'm doing an impersonation of Shiro-nuri-mono.
I want you to do it.
Is it okay?
Of course it's okay.
I hope you do it.
What's up with you guys?
Shiro-nuri...
What's Shiro-nuri?
I'm doing an impersonation of your face with Shiro-nuri.
I'm doing an impersonation of you with Shiro-nuri.
Doesn't it look like me?
It doesn't look like you.
You're dirty.
I'll do it for you.
If you lose, I'll do it for you.
That's too much.
In a way, it's better than impersonation.
Cookie's Shiro-nuri game.
If you lose, you'll become a muscle man.
That's good.
I'm getting confused one by one.
Which one is it?
It's the worst one, but there is also a "give up" pattern.
You don't look like you want to do it.
Are you two individuals?
Are you two connected?
The movement of the jacket you made with the sword and the kikurage.
I'm about to cry.
I'm going to cry.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey. What are you going to do?
Hey! Are you serious?
It sounded like a bird died.
It was too emotional, wasn't it?
But please think about it. How excited we are now.
That's right.
The final judges!
Who did you like better?
What are you doing?
It's funny.
They are doing their best.
That's right!
What is this?
This is made of mochi rice, so it's good for you.
I'm sure you didn't make it with mochi rice.
Oh, really? Really?
I'm really sorry. I didn't know that.
You didn't tell me?
I didn't know that. If I told you, I would have died.
I'm shaking!
Muscle man!
What are you doing?
How do you like it?
Of course I didn't like it.
I really didn't like it.
The last job of my teens was this.
That's right.
But on the contrary,
it was fun to paint.
It was fun.
It was a good experience.
You've grown up.
It suits you.
It's good.
Are you different?
I'm a man.
Muscle miracle man!
Are you good at singing?
Let's go out with that gacha gacha.
Like a magic wand and gacha gacha.
What is that?
Is that necessary?
That's definitely funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
What is that?
Let's go.
I was crazy!
I've been working hard.
I'm director, right?
I'm doing the summary.
Oh, you're doing the summary?
Yes.
I haven't seen anything from the beginning of the summary.
AKB48 white-and-red singing battle!
Girls' fierce competition!
The first summary has a special video over 15 hours.
Search "akb48" in the group shop.
"akb48 chome chome" dvd stage 5, first series!
Highly rated!
More details in the show's hall page!
This is dangerous!
That's right, "akb48 chome chome" is a great show for Osaka people to know about AKB.
I'm a first-generation student, but I thought it wasn't common recently, so I got a lot of encouragement.
Young people, more and more!
Be the target, and try it!
Do your best, "akb48 chome chome"!
Wow!