AISubs v3.7
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Today, AKB48 wants to be in the news.
No, no, no news.
Why?
No.
Is there any news recently?
News?
Not since summer.
Certainly, the word "Miyazawa" has disappeared since summer.
Miyazawa Sae, Shanghai 48 transfer student.
In August of last year, Miyazawa Sae made a big hit with her debut track "smh48".
However, since then, Miyazawa Sae has rarely been in the news under her own name.
So, tonight, Miyazawa Sae will be in the news.
Tonight's "chomichom" is about Miyazawa Sae going to the city of Osaka under the command of Kenji Tamura.
AKB's guerilla dance in the middle of Umeda.
I want you all to see it clearly!
And...
That major league and my first dream meeting?
Isn't it strange?
Is it okay for you to do it?
No, no, no, no.
I don't want to do it.
Is this "big news"?
In order for Sae-chan to become "news", we have prepared a powerful skit "news journalist" for you.
And "news journalist" Kenji Tamura!
"news journalist" Kenji Tamura!
Miyazawa is too energetic, as usual.
"Too energetic"? Miyazawa's energy doesn't reach anyone.
That's right.
You know what? You did something bad, so Shanghai was saved, right?
No! Everyone misunderstands me! Leave me alone!
What? It's not like that?
The news variety that completely obscured the movement of the 48 group.
Tonight, too, the 48 topics are full of silence!
Here are the 48 topics!
GKT48's loud diamond is approaching AKB48!
AKB48 is approaching AKB48!
Indonesian language!
A.K.A. "kujihel". She shows off her sexy skin in a commercial.
What's wrong with you?
It's wonderful.
It's very stylish.
I thought it would be more skinny.
It's very stylish.
You look like an actress.
Kojiharu, who men like, is sexy in commercials.
It's amazing.
This is a job that will never come to me.
Why?
Because I have nothing to show you.
You have nothing to show us?
I have nothing to show you.
Now, let's look at 48 Topics.
H.K.T. research student Tajima Junichi is in the center.
This is amazing.
It's a big difference.
It's amazing.
Gasaitomomi's solo event.
Fans' support and tears.
We have to leave something for AKB48.
I think so, too.
Let's do something big that will get attention.
Really?
Let's be famous.
I want to be famous.
We want to be famous in order to leave something for AKB48.
Last time, under the command of Kendo Kobayashi and News Kobayashi,
Team B's captain, Umeda Ayako, went to Akihabara by herself.
In the middle of the Scramble intersection in Shibuya, Jojo Dutch appeared.
But it didn't become news.
So, Team B's strategy is...
Guerilla.
No! No! No!
Why?
No!
In the past, we did guerilla live in Shibuya.
AKB is doing handshake event in Tokyo.
Where?
Tokyo.
Osaka doesn't matter.
Osaka people go there, too.
Don't get bored.
People who know SHINee definitely go there.
You are MZMH.
Recently, we don't wear glasses or hats in Shibuya or Shinjuku, but people don't notice us.
Osaka doesn't notice us.
Shall we go somewhere and drink?
Shall we talk?
Shall we drink?
Guerilla dance in the middle of Osaka.
If Say Miyazawa dances in front of many people, it will definitely become news.
Why did you choose such a place?
Do you know this place, Miyada?
Dance Dance Revolution.
It's an original game where you dance and have fun.
Is it here from the beginning?
Yes, it's here from the beginning.
Is that so?
Yes, it's said that this is the birthplace of Dance Dance Revolution.
Next to Umedalof is the game centre, A Museum.
This place, Dance Dance Revolution, is famous for being called "the birthplace" among fans.
Many experts gather here to test this technique.
Let's go!
In this tightrope dancing game, you just have to step on the same direction of the panel according to the arrow of death that flows.
If you can play it to the end, you'll clear it.
This game has been loved for many years.
From then on, a series of numerous songs have been lined up, and the latest work of the series has also appeared.
Here, the real AKB is in a heavy rotation.
If you dance, won't it be a news?
Even if I really look like this, I'm shy.
Since you're a guerrilla, if AKB's Miyazawa is dancing, you'll panic.
No, I won't.
So you'll have to dance.
Disgusting.
What? Why?
You'll have to dance.
Who?
Can you do it?
No.
You're cool, B-boy.
But if it's like this, you won't know it's Miyazawa, right?
I'll leak it later.
Well, it's right there.
I got it.
Go ahead.
I'll go.
Do your best!
I'm really shy.
Show us AKB's strength!
Yes.
Everyone, I want to be a news by dancing "dance, dance, revolution" with guerrilla.
Can I see it?
Yes, you can.
Study, study!
What should I do?
Study how heavy rotation works.
Will I be found out? Will I be found out? Will I be found out?
No, no, it's not like what I'm thinking or what I'm saying.
What am I, shy?
Where is shy?
This is good, isn't it?
Let's have them change.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
They are paying attention.
Make the audience laugh.
Let's start the guerrilla dance while being watched by many people.
The real AKB is dancing heavy rotation in the city.
Miyazawa, there are a lot of people.
Miyazawa, there are a lot of people. Huh?
Forced ending in the middle of the game!
Step on the panel with your feet in accordance with the arrow of death that flows.
If you don't take the right steps, your dance meter will decrease.
If it becomes zero, it will be forced to end.
Miyazawa, who ended up with a guerrilla dance.
There!
Dance until the end.
A special lesson in the dressing room!
I will be taught by my brother, who was dancing in front of Miyazawa earlier.
In fact, he was a collaborator of this location.
This is Fujiyama-san.
He is a specialist who always ranks high in all national competitions!
Now, I will once again demonstrate a master's technique.
Step on the arrow of death with rhythm.
Of course, you must step on the arrow of death.
Even if you don't see the arrow of death,
you must keep stepping on the arrow of death.
You must always keep moving.
This is a skill that looks good!
Are you sure you don't want me to fail?
I'll do my best!
Miyazawa is getting serious!
Miyazawa is serious about his pride!
Miyazawa stepped on the panel and scored points.
Miyazawa showed off his physical ability.
He is good at dancing.
Will they be able to dance until the end?
Before you dance, can I say something?
You are looking at me from a distance.
It's started.
It's good.
Smooth, smooth.
Good.
Miyazawa steps lightly with his whole body relaxed.
Look at him.
A lot of galeries have gathered.
Are you interested in Miyazawa's dancing?
Good, good, good, good. But dancing is good.
Oh, he's next to me, he's next to me.
Is he trying to get his mobile phone?
Is he tweeting on Twitter?
What's going on?
That girl is strange.
She's got an aura.
When she starts dancing, a lot of people gather around her.
And he succeeds in dancing to the end!
AKB48!
- No one noticed you? - No one noticed me.
- How was it? - It was good.
- Really? - It was good, but I want to go back.
- Oh no! They know we're here! - They know we're here?
There's a lot of people behind you! Run! Run!
There's a lot of people behind you! Run!
By the way, how do you do it?
I got a bruise.
This may be on the news.
But wait a minute, I haven't been found out yet.
That was actually a coincidence.
How do you say it?
I said it, I said it.
Does that mean it won't be on the news until it's broadcasted?
Don't ask me details!
As of now, it hasn't been on the news yet.
Let's look at another one of the 48 Topics!
AKB48 17 tracks in a row, No. 1!
Even so, this record is quite rare, isn't it?
That's right. I'm happy about it.
That's why, in order for it to become a news, it has to be a record.
If you release a record, it will become a news.
Yes.
Do you see this?
One member released a great record.
Well, he challenged it.
He challenged it.
He tried to release it.
I want to see it.
You can see it.
Yes.
Please have a look.
AKB48 Team B's Si-chan and Oya Shizuka!
I don't get any news.
I rarely catch a cold.
Recently I had a high fever and I couldn't get any news.
When Yuko-chan had a fever, I got news right away.
No one was paying attention.
That's right! Why is that? If you bite me, I'll give you news.
I bit you but you didn't say anything.
Si-chan who can't give news.
As long as you don't do things like this, you can't get any news.
AKB48 has built up many forbidden islands.
Only very limited members can give personal news.
Si-chan will make her own personal record and become a news.
What is that record?
I will challenge the record of "Hole in one".
Really?
She will challenge "Hole in one".
Hole in one?
"Hole in one" is a record that every golfer dreams of.
If you are an amateur player, that probability is said to be one in ten thousand.
If AKB achieves such a great success, it will definitely be big news for the next day's sports paper.
That's right. If you put it out, it will be.
If AKB does "hole in one", it will be at the top of the newspaper tomorrow.
I see.
So, will you do it, C-chan?
I'm not going to do it.
Huh?
Then why are you here today?
I'm already cheering for you today.
Huh?
I can't do it all by myself, so I'll sing a song of "hole in one".
So, who will challenge "hole in one" this time?
Oh, there you are.
It looks like you're in the final challenge.
It's amazing.
I don't think it's a member.
It's like a professional posture.
AKB48's best hard worker, Team B's Suzuran Yamauchi.
She's been on the course since she was 13 years old.
She is 153 centimeters tall and has a driving range of 260 yards.
Wow, that's amazing.
She sometimes aimed to become a professional.
Although she is from AKB48, her golf skills have been recognized by Konami-go, the 2008 prize money queen.
It's all up to you, Suzuran.
Everything.
Then let's do it.
I will do it.
"hole in one".
I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Suzuran is full of motivation.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yamauchi Suzuran's "I want to be a news".
Challenge "hole in one".
That's how you did it.
This time, "hole in one" will be played at Hanayashiki Golf Club Yokawa Course in Hyogo Prefecture.
That's the 12th hole.
It's a 120-yard short hole.
There is almost no height difference.
The tee ground and pins are almost flat.
It's all up to you, Suzuran.
The pin is up and slightly inclined to the right, and dropping it in front of the pin in the left hand is the key to this hole capture.
And...
This time, the number of balls is decided.
Here it is!
The number of balls given to each of them is 172 based on the number of members of the 48 group.
Each member will put their own feelings into the ball and try to hit the "Hourengan".
Wow, you've heard of this ball a lot, haven't you?
I've heard of it. AKB will also do our best.
In order to support her, a colleague of hers, Haruka Shimada and Mina Oba have brought a present for her.
What they've brought for her is a very popular curry bread sold in a curry shop that has meat in it.
How will it taste like?
I'd like to taste it in the studio.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
Then, Yamauchi Suzuran's hole 2 challenge, start!
The ball Suzuran chose is CMB's captain Umeda-san, sorry to bother you.
The first pitch with captain Umeda-chan's feelings in it!
What was that voice just now?
As expected of Suzura! From the first ball to the green edge, nice shutter!
What is she doing in this shot?
She caught a genius in the first shot, Suzuran.
I'm sweating. It's delicious.
You're still big.
I fell pretty close just now.
I know, right?
Surprisingly, Suzuran got on the green car in the second lap.
And in the fifth lap...
Here I go.
Go!
Oh, I did it.
It was a little overkill, but it was aimed at the green left, and it was a loss.
Suzuran, who is starting to get a sense of it,
At that time?
SKE48 stars Kari and Rumi Kato appeared.
They came all the way from Nagoya.
And...
What are you saying, Shi-chan?
- But I said I'd prepare it! - But I said I'd prepare it!
- Kamuken-san, thank you for providing the product! - But I'm starting to change my mind now.
- Now, Suzuran is in a good mood. - I'm not like this!
- And now, it's the ninth day of the second battle! - Even if it's a message!
- The first 9 players who have started to get the hang of it! - Nice on!
- Is this the effect of grilling meat? - The current distance is 5 meters and 15 centimeters!
- But, the situation has changed suddenly from here!
- Oh, it's a little bit of a hand-off. - Huh?
- Oh, oh, oh! You're being swept away! - Oh, oh, oh!
- Wait for me! - Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Wow! Here comes the sudden wind.
The ball is pushed back by against wind and doesn't reach the green.
- The wind is terrible! - The wind is kind of strong!
Spring comes early in this day and the wind gets stronger in the afternoon.
It will be necessary for more accurate shots in which wind is calculated.
- And... - A small, heavy golf ball, but it's still being swept away by the wind.
...swept away by the wind and even rained out.
The worst situation to aim for right now.
The ball hits the wind and doesn't fly where it was aimed for.
The grip gets wet and the club shakes.
They're getting impatient.
But the rain is getting stronger.
In this situation, the staff...
It's starting to rain, so let me go inside.
I'm getting used to it, and the rain is getting heavier, so I want to keep playing, but it's raining.
Are you okay in the rain?
I don't want it to get worse.
Suzura said she would challenge herself in the rain.
And she wants to focus on playing, so she wants the other members to look elsewhere.
The staff didn't imagine it, but she's serious about playing hole-in-one.
Suzuran is energetic in the rain, and she can't give up in the rain.
And a lonely challenge has begun.
The members are just watching it.
And the 69th member.
Isn't it good?
It's coming, it's coming, it's getting closer.
So far, it's been closest to 2 meters and 20 centimeters.
But what about Suzuran?
Until the next one comes in...
Because if you don't put it in, it doesn't make sense.
"If you don't put it in, it doesn't make sense." She didn't have a smile on her face.
And the 68th member.
Even after that, even if you repeatedly shoot the inside zone, the shot does not exceed 10 meters and 20 centimeters.
And Suzuran keeps hitting the ball, hoping only for a hole-in-one.
What makes her do this?
You're getting tired.
Oh, it's completely different.
Anna doesn't look like she's really going to hit it.
The members just watch it quietly.
It's cold.
Hit by rain, body heat is gradually taken away.
As the number of bullets exceeds 89, the evil power gradually disappears.
However, the cruel weather worsens.
And...
Oh, you're frustrated, aren't you?
They finally got a chance to make it into the news!
And yet...
The wind doesn't stop blowing.
They're frustrated, and tears well up in their eyes.
- Are you okay? - My hands are shaking.
Breathe slowly.
- Do you want to try it until the end? - I'm okay.
- It hasn't started yet this year. - It hasn't started yet this year.
Even if the members call out to her, she doesn't budge.
But this rain keeps taking away her body temperature.
And she faces the ball again.
She doesn't have that kind of stamina anymore.
- I can't watch it anymore!
- My consciousness is... - Can you show me a little more?
- I'm sorry. - I know you're upset, but...
- I'm sorry. - Even if you give up, no one will get angry.
Please look forward to the day when we will be in the news after achieving Hallin Bay!
I, Akai Utara, will do my best to cheer you up!
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best and cheer you up!
Those were good words!
One more!
Let's do one more!
This time it's about human trafficking.
Manakana ate rice with Ichiro and it became a news.
Yes, I saw it.
Does it mean you got something from it?
No, I said it on my blog.
And it became a news.
Yes, if you write about your meeting with a famous sportsman on your blog, it becomes a news.
Manakana ate rice with Ichiro and it became a news.
Then, a human trafficking group appeared.
Look.
Really?
This is my house.
Who else?
This is Sawa's friend. This is Jun and this is Manakana.
I know!
Isn't it Junko?
Do you know Junko?
Isn't it Junko?
That's right.
I ate rice with Sawa and everyone.
A human trafficking group appeared and took off their clothes for Miyazawa.
Major leaguer.
Major leaguer? Who is it?
Do you know Darvish?
Now...
I can't! I can't! I can't!
Today, I asked the staff if they could introduce me as a Tamura person.
Tamken-san is a friend of Darbissh?!
If Miyazawa and Darbissh were playing catch ball, I would...
Isn't that crazy?
I would go.
What?
Seriously.
Let's go.
Really?
Really.
What time is it now? Four o'clock, right?
The staff said they would be playing until about six o'clock.
Shall we go?
It's supposed to be a traffic jam at this time of the year.
Shall we get in touch and go?
I just got an e-mail, so it's probably a break or a meeting.
So...
Is it okay for you to get in touch?
It's okay.
For now, I'll get in touch and send you an e-mail.
Can you give me some time to withdraw?
Yes, of course.
I'll let you know.
With hope in his heart, Ichiro and Darbissh go to a long track and field competition where they are training.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
I'm waiting for you.
What are you doing all of a sudden?
What do you mean "all of a sudden"? We are filming all the time.
What are you filming here?
I don't know!
You don't know, do you?
Wait a minute.
I'm waving my microphone.
Are you waving your microphone?
Hurry up and go.
What are you doing?
It's really close.
You're waiting for me, aren't you?
Don't say "don't say".
So, is Darbissh really there?
They let me in because I'm a major league player.
Can't ordinary people get in here?
You can't get in here.
It's hard to get in here.
Look at this.
Here it is.
Isn't it unnatural?
I can't do it myself.
I thought we were all here.
It's not a team practice.
It's an individual practice.
We're doing it individually like this.
Oh, my God!
He's blue, isn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
Texas Rangers.
Darb.
Oh, my God!
We've talked about it.
You can do it yourself.
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
Why?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why?
What should I do?
Let's play catch ball together.
If you can't do the interview, let's do the interview.
Can I take a picture with you?
Sure.
Isn't it dangerous if I post it on my blog?
Let's go.
Let's go to your blog.
Come on, Wataru.
Let's go.
Oh, my God!
We have to do it like this.
Oh, my God! Wait a minute.
I'll give you instructions.
Yes.
Oh, my God!
Welcome.
Oh, my God!
It's okay. I've told you before.
I'll do it for you.
It's okay. It's okay.
Go for it! Go for it!
What are you scared of?
You believed in him a lot, didn't you, Sae-chan?
I believed in him a lot, didn't I?
You believed in him a lot, didn't you?
He looks like an American.
Even we who play baseball know that.
Darvish-san, Darvish-san, can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Please, I believe in you completely.
Yes, please.
Please.
Yes, please.
Oh, everyone in front of the TV, you know who he is, don't you?
He is an impersonator of Darvish.
It says "Darevish" on his back.
That's right. It's a prank.
Of course it is.
Darvish wouldn't be in Japan at a time like this.
But if everyone is fooled by fake Darvish,
this might become great news.
Darvish doesn't know that he is quite nervous.
He can't even put on his microphone.
This is Darvish.
And this is Miyazawa.
If you make a mistake, it will be serious.
It's okay.
Miyazawa, can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Let me tell you.
Wait a minute.
He is a world-class pitcher.
Wait a minute. Are you serious?
Please don't be rude.
I think I'm going to pee.
Don't do that.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Please say you heard it from Tamura-san.
Please say hello.
Miyazawa is completely frightened and...
Hello.
Who are you?
I am Y. Thank you.
Who are you?
My name is Tamura-san.
What do you want?
Why are you coming here?
Please say you heard it from Tamura-san.
No problem.
Nice to meet you.
There are many places to sing.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for coming.
Do you know me?
Yes, I know you.
You are the center of AKB48, aren't you?
Thank you.
You are the center of AKB48, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Thank you.
Can we take a picture with you?
She is very polite.
She ignored me and took a picture.
It's big.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Can we play catch ball?
One more thing.
Can we play catch ball one more time?
Catch ball?
Sure.
Really?
This is a great movie.
I didn't realize it because of the quality of this prank.
Here we go.
Miyada is doing something amazing.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
Take it easy.
She's playing with a media leaguer. This is amazing.
Say something when you throw.
What is my favorite food?
It's tacos.
Is it tacos?
Yes, it's in Texas.
Darvish has never played baseball.
Why can't I catch it?
Catching a ball is fun.
Why can't I catch it?
Can I have another one?
Why can't I catch it?
Darvish, why can't I catch it?
AKB...
Why can't I catch Miyazawa's ball?
Miyazawa enjoyed catching a ball without even knowing it was a fake TV.
Do you still have time?
Yes.
Can I interview you for a moment?
Darvish, I'm going to ask you some rude questions.
Interview...
If you give me a "go" sign, cut it out.
If you get it, raise your right hand up.
Thank you.
At the end of the prank, Darvish gets angry at Miyazawa for asking rude questions.
What do you think of me as a woman?
Well...
I'm an AKB member now.
As a woman...
What do you think of me?
I think you're still very cute as you are now.
Your hairstyle and short haircut are cute, too.
Do you like my short haircut better?
I'm not sure if you like my short haircut better, but I'm also a pitcher.
Did you hear that?
No, I didn't.
Are you making fun of me?
Then, she asks a rude question.
Who do you like more, Saeko or me?
Oh, really?
But, you know, my ex-wife has long hair and we have similar names.
Who do you like more?
Are you ready?
Please open the door.
Oh, my God.
And finally, the news.
Don't get mad at me. I'm not a bad guy.
No, well...
Can I say something?
Well...
On the mobile center of Yoneyonee TV and AKB48,
Premium videos exclusive to all members are being distributed.
As you can see,
please access them one by one.
Is it cold?
It's like an amusement park.
AKB48's DVD "STAGE Ⅱ" will be released soon.
Please watch it until the official release date.
And here is the video.
Ta-da!
Don't get mad at me. I'm not a bad guy.
No, well...
Can I say something?
Well...
On the mobile center of Yoneyonee TV and AKB48,
Premium videos exclusive to all members are being distributed.
As you can see,
Can you look at me?
What does it say?
Dare...
What?
Darebish.
Darebish?
What?
Are you Darebish?
No, I'm Darebish.
Oh, you're Darebish.
Don't get mad at me.
Even Miyazawa can be fooled by Darebish, can't you?
I'm not fooled by Darebish.
Maybe you're right.
I hate you.
Anyway, it's a big success.
I hate you.
Look forward to the next episode, too!