AISubs v3.7
A messy dressing room.
All members seem to be in a bad mood.
What happened to these girls?
First of all, I would like to announce something happy.
What is it?
Leon's diet plan has been successfully accomplished!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow! A panel!
Wow!
It's summer!
It's cute even if you dance.
It's cute!
It's dangerous!
Miyasaki's diet project started in June of last year.
An 18-year-old girl who is still very active continues to exercise at home every day and successfully achieved her goal!
In this way, Miyano's diet plan has been successfully accomplished!
Wow!
A party?
I would like to go on a little trip!
Wow!
By the way, I'm not saying Korea!
Let's go!
BANYET Achievement Program "CHOME CHOME TOUR"!
You want to go on a trip, don't you?
In the middle of the eastern Disney and western USJ...
Manashima, Spain!
The tour conductor who will take care of such "CHOME CHOME TOUR" is...
Wow!
I'm worried if you don't know me well.
You're late!
I'm sorry! I'm late!
They are Tetsuo and Nishida, who are said to be idols.
So, we're going to give you a tour guide today.
There are five menus of "CHOME CHOME TOUR".
It's like a joint tour of the AKB family.
If you say it like that, there's nothing we can do about it.
Of course, it's not just about playing normally.
It's the third anniversary of "Mitsudomoe Battle" which is almost one year old!
The results of the three teams who have participated in "Mitsudomoe Battle" three times so far are...
As you can see, it's a close match, including a tie winner!
Since it's the first anniversary of "Mitsudomoe Battle", we've prepared three battles!
In other words, we've added three winners!
Each battle will lead to a total win!
Now, let's get started!
Let's move to the battle!
It's like a jump and warp, isn't it?
That's good!
One, two, three!
I'm a little shy, but I'll do it no matter what!
That's good!
Someone didn't forget, someone didn't be late!
It's okay, it's okay!
Someone turned the other way and said "oh, it was this way", don't do that!
No, it's not like that!
Here is the first battle stage!
Distance, the world's first!
Shield!
How much? Um, look!
Look!
I don't know! I don't know!
The rule is simple.
Each team will get on top speed of 150 km/h or more.
The other two teams will see, listen and guess who was riding among the three teams.
And...
Who was the one who was screaming the loudest in the world?
Who wants to go first?
Who wants to ride with me?
Why don't you ride with me?
The first team to get on is AKB48.
First of all, let's check how far away they are from us.
I have very good eyesight.
Eyesight.
This is where you will get hit.
I will push you from behind.
Will I fall?
You fell!
It will come down at a great speed.
Will I be the only one in many people?
You will be the only one in many people.
Really?
It's really difficult!
It's hard to know where you are riding.
I'm riding with you as your partner.
I see.
Even though they have similar eyesight,
reading the strategy of the other team is actually the most important thing in this battle.
I like this one better.
I don't like that one at all.
Now, it's finally the first round!
Who is AKB48's new generation of comedians?
Come on, come on!
I couldn't see anything. But I could see Haru's face, but I couldn't see her helmet, helmet and hair.
Haru-chan looks like a bat with long hair. But...
She is wearing a blue helmet!
She is the world's best rider with a height of 2,479 meters!
Haru-chan jumps on the machine and passes the first joint point of the second team!
No one has white hair.
White hair? No one has that.
I have white hair. I have a lot of white hair.
Did SKE and NMB manage to see through it?
Let's have SKE announce who was riding.
Miao-san!
Miao-san.
Miao-chan.
Miao-chan was riding.
I see.
NMB also managed to see through it.
Yes.
Please announce the correct answer.
Komori-san!
The answers have been decided.
What is it?
Is it Miao-chan?
Or Komori?
Or is it SKE-chan?
The correct answer is...
One, two...
SKE-chan!
I tried my best to fix the set.
Oh, I see!
AKB had confidence!
Then, maybe... Nishida-san?
Did you think it was Komori?
Yes, I thought it was Komori.
But it was Sii-chan, a.k.a. Shizuka.
Even though she couldn't win, AKB put effort in their performance and succeeded in deceiving the team.
Next up is S. Keiin!
As a local, she can't lose here!
Now, who is this S. Keiin sitting next to Nishida?!
Now, please spread out within your common sense.
Here!
Yes, yes, yes, good, good.
You underestimated my dynamic vision.
NMB Kinoshita, did you catch it with Nintendei's vision?
I'm sure you all know it now.
It's just that it's hidden at the back.
Are you getting used to it? Confidence is a good thing, both teams.
You look like an old man who's always late.
How did you like the second round?
I'm not used to it at all.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please announce the results!
Was it a 14-year-old girl who was riding it?
I got the same hairstyle and hair as Nishida-san.
Operation "Nishida-Uri-Hitotsu" is a success!
Everyone came to Nagashima for the first time! MMB!
Let's do it! We'll do anything!
If you all get it wrong, you have to take off your bra.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Okay!
Take off your bra!
Give me your autograph!
Today is a good day!
Please do your best!
If you get it wrong, you have to take off your bra!
Yeah! Definitely!
If you get it wrong, you have to take off your bra!
Could it be...
Who has it?!
Both teams are full of confidence
You did it like you were doing an in-sos
Can you do the "guts" pose?
Can you run a little faster?
Can you take off your rain glasses?
You are not the main character
It's over!
The trial is finally over
Who do you think is driving?
It's Milky!
Who do you think is driving?
I don't know!
You don't know?
I don't know!
AKB48 members!
It's Haruna Kinoshita!
By the way, I think it's Haruna Kinoshita who is wearing Milky's clothes
I see!
Who do you think is driving?
I was confused before!
But Harun is strong-willed, so I will drive!
You said it yourself!
What is the correct answer?
Haru-chan doesn't like the scene in which she screams.
Haru Kirishita, 13 years old, screams for the first time in her life!
Honestly, an NMB with no right to answer has no chance of winning in this match.
However, in order to outdo their seniors, they will show their girlish side!
Good job, Haru-chan!
In today's new matchup, AKB has won and increased their winning chances by one point!
The next match will be...
But before that...
Cute juniors SKE and MMB are worried about... AKB sisters are worried about them.
Recently, I'm worried about the most.
I'm an adult called "milky".
Recently, I'm worried about the most.
Recently, I think I don't have to change myself for my fans.
I'm said to be a rebellious character.
But I don't have my own character.
I think I'm lucky.
My fans like it, too.
I'm glad you like it.
I think so.
Finally, answer me.
I don't like being alone.
I'm jealous of you. You're so hard.
Really?
But you're young.
We're the same age.
I like you.
I like you the most.
Outlet Mall Jazz Dream Nagashima.
It's been a while.
Thank you very much.
Nagashima is getting bigger and bigger.
It's turning silver while looking at Steel Dragon.
I didn't say that.
The battle to perform Outlet Mall seen from Steel Dragon is...
AKB's new song "Give me five" is getting 10,000 dollars.
No. 1 is...
"Five" is "Search for it" battle!
You can ask "Five people", "Five families" or "Five people"
You can ask "Five people", "Five families" or "Five families"
But you can't ask directly.
What?
You can't ask directly?
No, you can't!
Only the team that finds 400 million files can taste it.
We'll give you a special treat.
Ready...
Go!
Time limit is 15 minutes.
His observation ability and how well he can call out to the audience are his strengths.
I'm sure he's good at it.
All he does is talk.
He doesn't talk much.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I'm sure he's good at it.
He knows about AKB48.
He's got attitude.
AKB48 is the first and the middle of AKB48.
How old is "five years old"?
"Five years old"? Hello.
It is quite difficult to find not "fourty-five years old" or "fifty years old" just by appearance but "fifty-five years old".
If you aim for "five years old" at your age, it is better to look for "five years old" or "fifty years old" which is easy to understand.
Please enjoy it.
Stop. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me all of a sudden.
It is a program called "AKB48 and Chome Chome".
Cute.
Don't you think so?
I can't ask you now.
I will go in front of the judge and ask you.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is Haruki 5 years old? Or not 5 years old?
Haruki, how old are you now?
I'm 10 months old.
If you're 10 months old, you're 5 months old.
On the other hand, the SKE team found two five-year-old girls.
What's your name, miss?
Noah, Noah.
What about you, miss?
Yua.
Yua, Yua.
Yua-chan, Yua-chan.
Noah-chan, Yua-chan.
How old are you now, Noah-chan and Yua-chan?
Are the cute twins really five or not?
Even if you break up you're still six years old.
I'm six years old.
Is it okay for you?
Thank you.
As they struggle to find their place,
they come up with a good idea for an MMV.
Can't couples take each other out and ask questions?
Oh, I see. Five siblings.
We've been together for months.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, that's good.
I want to go on a trip.
The MMV's strategy is to take them out and ask questions.
What caught their attention is their childhood friends.
Will their strategy work?
How old is your childhood friend?
What year? Elementary school?
How about elementary school?
What year were you born in?
First year.
Oh, first year.
How many people are in your family?
Six people.
Oh, no. Four people.
What month were you born in?
September.
What month were you born in?
May.
Six people.
Oh, no.
No one can keep up with you today.
I can't meet Yorameshi's merciless judgment.
And then I gave up and went looking for it.
Haruki-kun, Haruki-kun, Haruki-kun.
So cute!
His goal is to be 5 months after birth.
Is Haruki-kun 5 or not 5?
- Haruki-kun. - You're laughing, aren't you?
- You're 0 years old. - I'm 0 years old.
- How many months old are you? - 5 months.
In the first 7 minutes, L.A.O.D gets their first 5!
The reason is...
AKB48 doesn't get together even though they try hard.
- I like you. - I like you too.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Which one is 5 years old? - I think it's 5 years old.
- I'm sure it's 5 years old. - I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for calling you "AKB48" all of a sudden.
- I'm sorry for calling you "AKB48" all of a sudden. - Oh, I see. I understand.
- I'm sorry. Thank you. - I'm sure the kids were scared of you.
- I think you shouldn't go too hard with Shin-chan. - Go ahead!
- If you do... - It's really funny.
- It's the worst. - If you go with Shin-chan, it'll be a disaster.
- You'll get angry, won't you? - I will.
You're late!
I managed to bring her here without making her cry.
FIVE or NOT FIVE?
How many months have you been pregnant?
It's been four months.
Please forgive me.
Can you forgive me?
I can't forgive you.
I have rules.
What are you doing?
Mio's secret weapon is...
5x5
5%
Let's play within the common sense.
I'll give it back to you later.
They meet a fan of Gyozanon! This is a chance!
Can you come with me?
What?
What kind of five will they bring out?
By the way, Gyozanon's fan is a middle-aged man.
How tall are you?
I'm 155cm.
You're 155cm?
No, I'm not.
I see.
Can I ask you something?
What's your favorite number?
You can't say it's a win or a loss, can you?
Is there a member of a five-member family in this group?
Let's ask the five-member family.
Will they be able to talk to each other again within five months?
I think we can do it.
How long has it been since you last saw your father?
Seven months.
How many years has it been since you last saw your father?
Two years.
And it's about to take off.
I can see AKB48 there, but will they come or not?
Let's finish it up!
AKB, can I stay here? I want to go home!
I'm 42 years old.
I'm 55 years old.
I'm not 55 years old.
I'm 55 years old.
I'm married and 55 years old.
I've been married for 5 years.
AKB48 MMB has won and is hoping for the overall championship!
I can't wait for it!
Me too!
I can't wait for it!
It's like...
I can't talk with others.
I can't talk with animals.
I can't talk with others.
I don't have big breasts.
Do you want a cup of energy drink before you go to bed?
And the truth of the tears is...
I would like you to lend it to me according to Ms. Yamaguchi's assessment.
You are under 18 years old and you are over 18 years old.
Please separate.
The final battle is...
Yes, I understand.
You are at a party.
A party is a party game.
You will play a party game.
I can't do it.
I can't eat this.
If you like it, you can eat it for a luxurious price.
Let's go!
I'll do it. I'll do it.
A volleyball player whose ankle density is extremely low.
I think it was pretty good.
However, I didn't think it was funny.
I think it was good.
But I don't think it's good enough to pass.
It can't end like this. Oh, will there be a revenge?
It's really fast to walk on the ground, sea turtle.
If you don't like it, it's funny.
I don't want to take this flow. Miyazaki Nihon, one-shot game!
In the final of blonde teachers, a blonde teacher asked a graduate student and after being refused it, she became a blonde teacher.
I see. I got it. See you.
What am I doing?!
It was funny.
I remember that scene.
Oh, you do?
Yes. I found it funny.
It's good, isn't it?!
AKB's independent purifier, Komori Mika's punishment game!
Who thinks they can do the strategy but can't do it at all?
Me!
That's...
We need you to get a little closer to the strategy.
No, you're missing it.
You're missing it, so it's okay.
Komori, you can't do it.
It can't be helped that Shi-chan is having fun.
I thought I could breakdance, but I couldn't do it at all.
Oh, that series.
Something different came up all of a sudden.
In the midst of a turmoil, here comes Yamamoto Sayaka, one of the newest members of the little-by-little group!
Yamamoto Sayaka, one of the newest members of the little-by-little group!
I'll do a simple and soft-boiled picture.
So, the third round will be a point draw.
Now, I'll announce the final results of the battle before and after.
The overall winner is...
AKB48!
Eh? Is there something like that?
- Eh? - In first place annually.
No, I didn't hear about it.
- There isn't. - Anyway, I'm just saying what Yui said.
This is the first time we've met and we haven't talked to each other.
Are we lonely, too?
No, we're not lonely.
Therefore, the Soviet Union has made serious announcements from laughing stocks.
This trip was a graduation trip.
What? Who?
This is...
No, no, no.
It's a graduation trip.
Yes, it's your...
Our?
Graduation trip.
Our?
Please tell us your impressions and memories.
If you say that, it's over.
I'm telling you, let's break up for now.
Let's break up for now.
No, no, no, I can't.
Let's start with Shii-chan who feels like an older sister.
No, no, no, I can't.
Please tell us.
No.
I won't graduate.
No, no, no, I can't.
I'm going to cry.
Him.
What?
Starting with the part-time job competition, the trio was formed for "chome-chome" only.
The most responsible father and the most free-spirited Miyazaki and Komori.
It's natural to run away, but when you do it, you do it.
When it was decided, the three of us said, "No, I thought it would be okay."
Even among the three of us, there were times when it got worse.
But when you say it, it feels like it's been a year already.
I wonder if I was able to do something for everyone on this show.
It was my first time on a show like this, so I was really worried about whether I could do it.
But we all got along really well.
I'll always remember it as my first regular show.
That's right.
Someday...
The best thing about being healthy is that you always look good.
Although we are a team of three people, we have a strong bond that we will never give up.
We performed in Osaka as a team.
At that time, I asked people who came to see AKB48.
A lot of people gave me a hand.
I just said that I will do my best from now on.
Even though I had to do my best, I couldn't give it back to you.
If there is still a chance, I think that if it continues, the members will be decided again.
If there is still a chance, I don't want to give up.
I'm really sad, but I hope I can make the most of what I learned with AKB48.
When I came to Osaka for a handshake event, there were a lot of people who saw AKB48 and became fans.
I'm really grateful and I'm really grateful for you.
I'm really sad, but I hope I can make the most of what I learned with AKB48.
The three girls did not run away from the bad weather and did not show their evil smiles.
The girls fought against the pressure of fighting at home.
It was a lot of fun and I was able to find a new me every time.
I'm really grateful for all of you for letting me be who I am.
It's my first time with AKB and SKY.
I was happy and happy and fun because it was a program that I could talk about so much.
Thanks to this little thing, I learned a lot of things, so I hope I can use it in other programs again.
You're 13 years old, aren't you?
How about you, Ishii-chan?
That's right.
I joined AKB because I wanted to be in a variety show.
I've always wanted to do a video shoot.
That's what I want to do the most now.
It was fun to do a video shoot on a show that I've always wanted to do.
But I'm so sad that I'm graduating from a show that I've always wanted to do.
And most of all, the staff is so kind.
I don't think there's a staff member who wants to meet you this soon.
I really liked the staff in the past, so I'm really happy about it.
But the next one is...
The next one will be...
The guys with the ugly faces...
Don't say that all of a sudden.
You're going to say "g" right away.
The guys with the ugly faces...
If you're not good at filming, I'll come and crush you.
What's going to happen?
On AKB48's mobile site, you can watch exclusive premium videos of all members.
As you can see, you can access it anytime and anywhere.
I can't do it well, but...
Good morning, everyone!
AKB48's 8th DVD has been released!
There's nothing wrong with it.
For more information, please visit the show's homepage.
AKB48 has been doing a lot of things, and I think it wasn't difficult for them to do it.
I can't stand there right now, but I think this is also a way for me to grow, and I want to do my best.
Next time is April 19th. "He's Coming!"