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No! No! No!
They repeated 2011 and won the talk battle at Daibaku!
Mayura, what are you doing?
From the playground gourmet to the snowstorm tour, there are a lot of them!
You can only see a few of them in rare videos, so don't miss them!
Let's see the top 15 members of AKB48's emergency selection!
First, in front of the first row of the third round of general election,
Starting with Captain Takahashi, starting with the seven members of the Super Strategic Team!
Who is it?
Who is the guest who is waiting for AKB48 in Kobe's Portopia Hotel?
It's up to 30 minutes.
Kenji Tamura, who appears in a shy way because it's special.
So, today's topic is...
Everyone, AKB48 and CHOME CHOME have been working really hard for a year.
So, we would like to give them a reward.
Oh, stop it!
For you, we have prepared a luxurious disco room for you!
They have prepared something special for you!
No matter who looks at it, it's on a business trip.
Just for this recording, a rotating sushi table is on stand-by.
Of course, you can't eat it all at once.
Hey, everyone, please go over there.
What's going on?
Don't touch the curtains.
Don't touch it.
Amochi, don't say such fine words.
Don't touch it.
I brought Yomiuru's most beautiful cloth, so it's okay.
Is it okay?
Now, everyone, I will collect this sushi from now on.
I will collect it all.
Bye-bye.
Yay! Marine Police!
You have such a great attitude, Marine Police.
What do you mean?
Your attitude is great.
♪ Kappa's kappa, kappa's tuna, kappa's sushi ♪
Don't sing the kappa sushi song.
Marine Police, you are saying "yeah, yeah".
Let me announce the game which is played bypurin and chomichomi names.
That is...
I will show you 10 faces of purin.
And I will ask you some questions about members.
So you will take the faces of members and create a funny episode.
I want to do it.
Do you want to do it?
I want to do it.
Aggressive.
If you think the content is funny or you like the episode, you can get only good stories.
I see.
That's good.
In order to eat fresh stories, AKB's Tarecomi-gurume has to expose funny stories about members.
They have prepared some delicious Koube-gurume for you.
Let's start the Talk Battle.
What is the first question?
Who was the first member to come to your mind in 2011?
I remember it.
If you say like this...
I remember it.
You are so small.
Are you that kind of person?
She is angry.
If you say like this...
I pass.
You pass?
AKB48 wants to change the old fashioned way.
Let's continue.
Who is the first member you want to talk about in 2011?
What is the first thing you want to say to AKB48 in 2011?
AKB48 is in 3rd place in 2011.
We are no longer AKB48's faces.
That's right. We are in the best 3 now.
I want you to wear cute clothes.
What's wrong?
You are ugly.
What?
Are you ugly?
You are really ugly.
You are lying.
What do you mean?
All of you have different color choices.
You have bad color coordination.
I want you to say that to Kashiwagi-chan.
Kashiwagi-chan is...
I want you to say to Kashiwagi-chan, "Your clothes are weird."
I'm ugly, too.
When you touch my clothes, Kashiwagi-chan comes to me and says, "That's right. Touch my clothes."
You are ugly.
Look at your past.
I want you to say that, too.
Oh, you said it.
You said it.
Kashi, you said it when you said it.
You said you like mushroom-shaped dresses.
Mushroom-shaped?
It's autumn now.
Mushroom-shaped.
All of them are mushroom-shaped.
Not big mushrooms, but small mushrooms.
Small mushrooms.
You said you like Mario, right?
I'm not a mushroom, but when I wear a snowman, I look like a mushroom.
You don't look like a mushroom, but you look like one?
How ugly you are!
Who should I feed this to?
I fed it to Kashiwagi-san.
It's funny.
But I kissed you, Minegi-san.
Is it okay?
Really?
I got it!
It's funny.
I'm really worried about my skin right now.
I'd like to eat this with fuka-hire.
All right.
This is fuka-hire, which is provided by Chinese chef Keiyan.
By selling fake meat, she got super expensive fuka-hire.
Thank you very much.
Shall we open it?
I want to see it.
I will open fuka-hire.
It's hot.
Is it that hot?
It won't open.
Is it that hot?
It won't open.
Please help me.
What is it?
As a woman, it won't open.
Are you next to me?
What is it?
Are you okay?
It's hot.
Keiyan, is it hot?
It's hot and I can't take it.
The total price is 2600 yen.
How much does it cost?
It's delicious!
Okay, Uminao.
Let's go! Let's go!
Who is it?!
If you don't answer now, I won't look at you!
What are you licking your lips for?!
What's wrong?!
Your lips... Huh?!
You licked your lips just now, didn't you?!
What?! Don't tickle my lips?! What's with you?!
That's right! That's right!
Your lips are kind of wet, you know?!
My lips are wet?!
Huh?! What did you just say?!
Your lips are kind of wet, you know?!
Hey!
This guy...!
The first place in the general election can do anything, can't it?!
I didn't say you can't eat anything!
I said you can't eat anything, didn't I?!
I didn't say you can't eat anything!
In the meantime, Captain Takahashi asked Minagishi, who had a high-class meal as a snack, "what is it?"
I'd like to say one thing, but it leads to what I said earlier.
Minagishi is famous for coming to my house right away.
But he often brings underwear.
And he wears my pants.
What?! Do you share your pants?
We share our pants!
Please share your pants only in your room!
I don't know about it, but it's shared.
You don't say you'll borrow it?
I don't say it.
Minagishi wears her own underwear and goes home.
It's a cute underwear.
It's a ribbon on the side.
I don't say it!
If you're talking about panties now, you can eat them all!
Don't say "panties"! Okay, okay, panties are okay!
Yay! What about me?!
You too, Akari!
Yay!
You don't show me much.
Which one is it?!
Takahashi got grilled Kobe and high-class Kobe beef and sirloin steak.
He also got marimpolis tuna and...
This is also from Shikeien-sama.
One of them costs 10,000 yen.
You can only eat the skin.
Minami chose the sirloin steak.
While everyone is eating, let's see what the members want to say.
Not only in 2011...
What does Sashihara want to say to Mayu Motenobe?
I actually lent Mayu a game.
She hasn't returned yet.
She hasn't returned it for 3 years.
I want her to return it soon.
What do you mean, Mayu Motenobe?
I remember that I lent it to her.
But I don't know where it is.
You don't know where it is?
I think it's somewhere in my house.
Don't bother looking for it.
Here it is.
What about the tuna?
I ate it.
You ate it?!
Tell me you ate it!
When you were talking...
It's interesting. It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Yumi is 38 years old.
38 years old!
Why is she boring?
Why is she a boring character?
Is it interesting?
It's very interesting!
Why is she a boring character? That's what I want to know!
It's very interesting!
I'm always doing my best!
It's not interesting in Tokyo, but in Kansai...
Stop it!
It's interesting!
No one can say what they want to say at the end of the show.
It's interesting!
You don't have to tell me!
It's interesting!
You know, I like that song!
What song?
Don't Forgive My Puppy's Curly Hair!
I don't remember the song!
Don't Forgive My Puppy's Curly Hair!
Am I a part-time worker?!
This is not a restaurant!
It's a TV show!
It's delicious!
Thank you!
Who wants an egg?
Who wants a sausage?
I want a sea urchin!
Me too!
That's it!
Please give me chopsticks!
I can't fix it!
I can't!
I feel like I'm being controlled.
If you take a good picture, put out a photo album. New project, even a cameraman.
Actually, I collaborated with them in a commercial last year, and I'm going to write about it tonight.
It might be good.
Let's start the photo tour from that memorable place!
Will you be able to take enough photos for the photo book to come true?
It will be a real record.
The song of the newly formed unit NOT YET and photos of the camera crew will be collaborated.
It's been a year, hasn't it?
I don't think it's been that long.
No, it's been a year.
No way!
The second team is a four-member team with a hot spring team.
Who is it?
Tamaken-san?
Run!
Ladies and gentlemen, Tamura-san, it's about to start, so please get off.
I've been told to get off for 30 minutes!
I know it's Tamaken-san because you're biting me so much!
Sit down!
I've prepared it for you, so sit down!
Tamura! Tamura!
How far away is the AKB content, and what rare information will come out?
Wow, shark fin soup! Shark fin soup was a big hit earlier!
I heard you can't eat shark fin soup anymore. Really?
No way!
Show me your smart side again!
Don't make me look like a newscaster!
I've made enough for you, Sakurai!
Idol newscaster!
There's also chicken duck.
Chicken duck!
I've been there!
Is it famous?
It's really good!
It's here!
It's in this hotel!
29th floor!
I've eaten chicken duck!
It's really good!
The cook was here earlier, but the other members were too loud and I got tired of it.
I got tired of being so young, Tamura-san.
Young...
Especially in the end of the year, there's a lot of unlawful activities.
What's going on in the second half of the year?
Let me ask you the first question.
Okay!
Ta-dah!
Who was the biggest idiot this year in 2011?
Do we have to go back and forth?
No, you don't have to go back and forth.
Okay!
Here it is!
Who is it?
Boushima Yoko!
Oh, you?
Yes!
Your own idiot episode!
It's me!
What's Boushima's own idiot episode in 2011?
I often hang out with Sae-chan.
Even if it's really private, I often go over to her house and eat out with her.
Wait a minute, Boushima-san!
If you go over to her house and end up wearing underpants...
Why?
Please stop it!
Why?
Because you said it earlier!
No, no!
If you go over to her house and end up wearing underpants, AKB...
Like Takamina?
Like Takamina...
You said something about underpants, didn't you?
No, I didn't say anything about underpants!
Oh, underpants!
You dug them up and brought them here!
Oh, you mean Ami-chan's underpants?
Yes, yes!
Oh, I've heard about them for a long time!
You've heard about them for a long time!
Oh, you said something about underpants!
You know about them, don't you?
Okay, then!
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Can we have... can we have... can we have...
Like champagne or something?
I said "I'm looking forward to it" and when I was about to fall, I dropped it and it landed on Sae-chan's iPhone.
I just bought it.
Really?
Sae-chan and Steve Jobs apologize!
Apologize to heaven and Jobs first!
The episode wasn't that great, but the ending was funny, so it's okay!
What? Is that even possible?
Of course it is!
If you don't like it, I won't say anything.
You won't say anything?
Anything.
Really?
Anything?
There's also "maruhi".
"Maruhi" is good too.
We'll talk about it later.
Please!
"Fukahirini".
Really?
You're drooling.
"Fukahirini".
You're drooling when you think of it.
"Engawa" then!
"Engawa"?
What are you saying?
"Fukahirini".
Go back!
You're going out like this.
You like "engawa"?
I like "engawa".
I like shiny things.
It's not shiny at all.
You're an idiot.
Should I give you one more?
You're an idiot.
"Hirame" which is said to be good at "engawa" isn't shiny but white.
Yes!
"Hirana"!
It's "Ohya Shizuka-chan".
"Ohya Shizuka-chan"!
Yes.
This is an episode of "Ohya Shizuka-chan" which has been active as a "chome-chome" candidate in 2011.
"Ohya Shizuka-chan" has always been one of the members who doesn't get sunburned that much.
"Chome-chome" is a familiar name.
I'm a senior to you.
I know.
Recently, I appeared in the quiz show of "Cream Stew" and I got into an interesting atmosphere.
My brain came alive suddenly.
The results of the show connected and I was invited to the show of "Cream Stew".
You're talking about that child, right?
I'm glad you like it.
It's a great episode.
But it's no good.
It's no good at all.
Hey, AKB48, what are you eating?
I'm not eating anything.
You've been doing it for a while now.
Don't you feel sorry for AKB48 about how you shoot?
It's not like that.
If the camera was facing me, I would do it.
But when the camera wasn't facing me, I thought I should leave it alone.
No, you shouldn't leave it alone.
You shouldn't leave it alone.
No one can stop her now.
Her hometown is still great.
It was very delicious.
Don't say that to all the cameras.
Yokoyama-san, what are you talking about?
AKB48's stories are very interesting.
Really? Why?
You're a bad senior.
I'm sure you'll go far.
Let me live once in AKB48.
Rokkekougi.
Yokoyama-san, what are you talking about?
This person...
Yokoyama-san, what are you talking about?
I want to shine brighter than a goldfish.
It's a catchphrase.
I want to shine brighter than a goldfish.
Yokoyama-san, you're great.
I thought I was a weirdo, but...
I like handsome guys a lot.
Really? You like handsome guys?
Who is your favorite handsome guy now?
The two from Toho Shinki.
Yokoyama-san, you're not stupid, are you?
I didn't want to say it.
You just wanted to say it.
I'm not stupid!
You have your own natural story, don't you?
But I'm from Kansai, so I'm close to being stupid.
What are you talking about?
Kansai people shouldn't say stupid things like that!
Since it's not easy, let's change the topic!
If you form a new unit next year, who will it be?
Also, please tell us the name of the unit!
Although they are AKB48, they each have their own unit.
What kind of new unit would you like to form next year?
It doesn't matter who you form and what you do.
That's not it, either!
Yes, yes!
Kashiwagi and...
Sae Miyazawa!
Oh, Sae Miyazawa!
Two of you?
Yes, two of us!
What is the new unit of Kashiwagi and Miyazawa?
We have something in common.
Our "ohana" (flower) is round.
So, we're going to sing a song called "dango-chan" (dumpling-chan) together.
"dango-chan" (dumpling-chan)
It's a song that was played on NHK.
What's your unit name?
"ohana" (flower)
"dango-chan" (dumpling-chan)
Will it sell?
Akibo-san, Yohga-san, will it sell?
I'm sure it will sell!
Well, it's a fun song.
Yes.
"dango-chan" (dumpling-chan)
OK!
Sae Miyazawa.
What do you want to eat?
I want "pekindak".
"pekindak", please!
I want to eat "pekindak".
Can I go now?
Go ahead!
She's already eating.
What are you doing? Don't eat it!
What's wrong with you?
I was short of time, but I was in a hurry.
Again?
OK!
Let's eat!
OK!
Wow! This is great!
It must be delicious!
Can we eat it by hand?
One of them is 10,000 yen!
Let's eat!
I wanted this!
Of course!
Miyazawa-san!
Kojima Haruna!
Haruna-chan, Hirajima Natsumi-chan, Akimoto Saiga and Kashiwagi Yuki.
Team "Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter"
Spring, summer, autumn and fall.
Well, it's snowing now, but it's snowing.
This is good!
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
This is OK!
"Ogiri" like "Kurukuruchomechome" "Ranch Unioget"
"Unioget"?
Yokoyama Kisikaisei Ark
"Team straight" "Team straight"? "Everyone's hair is straight" "Main straight"
No.
And then we had a new member so we changed the lineup.
New members have joined so we're changing the members.
And then we had a new member so we changed the lineup.
I've never heard that before.
It was very delicious.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Is it roasted gall?
No, it's not.
I'll show you my shop.
Please, take a seat.
What is going to happen to the third car?!
Looking back on the past year,
this year's "one o'clock" will be...
Me?
Can I think about it today?
Here.
AKB and CHOME CHOME's one-year anniversary, this year's one o'clock. Let's expand the image immediately.
From one o'clock, the theater performance began and it grew up, NMB48.
At first, I didn't know where to look at in the theater performance, and my hands were shaking from start to finish.
Now it's like this.
- Have you got used to it? - Not yet.
It was just a normal high school entrance exam.
It was a coincidence or luck that I passed the audition.
It didn't take me long, but every day was fulfilling for me.
I was born as a new me as a whole.
- You were born as you were. - That's right.
- You were going to be "chome-chome" as a whole. - "Chome-chome"?
Well, that's good, isn't it?
Since the AKB group continues to grow more and more,
well, the results are all right.
We're looking forward to your applications.
Have a good New Year, everyone.
Well, good night.
What will happen to these members?
This is the last time.
It's the third time, but it's messed up twice.
AKB48 is messed up now.
Kazuyori-san, are you wearing school uniform?
Yes, I am.
You look cool.
What do you mean I look cool?
What do you know about me?
You look cool, but what do you know about me?
I'm asking you here.
What?
I'm serious.
You said you were going to wear school uniform.
So, I'm wearing school uniform today.
You bought it in Kobe just now, didn't you?
What?
Did you notice it?
I didn't notice it.
It's a mannequin.
I didn't know you bought a mannequin.
Besides, the skirt is the point.
I got it from Maeda-san.
Really?
You look good in it.
I can't play with it today.
You can't play with it, can you?
I can't play with it.
Is it okay now?
It's too long.
I'm not Pico.
It's fashionable.
Look at it.
There is not only sushi, but also Kobe's luxurious food.
There is also steak.
There is also steak and round steak, everyone.
It's embarrassing, but please eat round steak.
Please eat round steak.
They don't care about round steak at all.
It's over the sirloin steak.
I can't see it.
You can't see it.
I can't see it.
It says round steak here.
If you don't mind, round steak.
It's not like this.
Kashiwagi-san, your heart voice is out of tune.
Your little voice is out of tune.
My voice is out of tune.
Your voice is out of tune.
It's your own show.
My heart voice is out of tune.
It's out of tune.
Then, let's go.
Follow the story and tell the story.
AKB48 skirt is the point.
Let's go.
Here is the first theme.
Who do you want to say something to AKB48 members in 2011?
Good morning. 2011 is coming to an end.
I'm sure someone doesn't know.
Are you turning your eyes?
Shizuo, did you turn your eyes?
If you keep looking at me like that, we all look the same.
Don't say things like an old man.
AKB48 members all look the same.
Do you usually talk to each other on the way?
We do, but we talk a lot.
Here she is, Kuramochi.
She is my senior.
Do you want to say something?
Yes.
That's scary.
What does Kuramochi want to say to her senior, Fumeda Ayaka?
There is a DVD called "High School Musical".
I borrowed it two years ago, and it still hasn't come back.
You always borrow stuff from AKB.
I asked you to give it back.
You just said you were going to borrow a game.
I asked you to give it back, and you said "Why?"
It's been two years since I saw "High School Musical" DVD,
but I want to see it soon, so please give it back!
No way!
That's harsh!
What do you want me to do?
Ohta-san, why are you angry all of a sudden?
What do you want me to do?
That's my own opinion and prejudice.
Are you the type of person who makes decisions based on feelings?
Are you my wife?
I can give you a number of correct answers.
Kitahara.
Yes.
What does Hashimani want to say to Kitahara in 2011?
I'm an idol, but my sleeping face is terrible.
Really?
It's terrible.
It's really terrible.
What kind of face do you make?
When I'm doing my best, my eyes are open.
What?
Because my eyes are big,
they're probably closed.
But when I wake up in the morning, I start talking to people who are sleeping.
You look like you're awake.
I look like I'm awake.
Your eyes are open like that?
Yes.
Really.
When I take pictures of myself on my blog,
my face is reflected in them.
Why do you want me to give you my sleeping face?
You want me to give it to you.
But you look like you're sleeping with that face.
Isn't it bad for your health?
But in 2012, a beautiful idol, Nero and...
OK!
I'm glad you said it.
Are you OK with it?
OK! Can I eat it?
No, it's not like that.
You're the one who's in charge of it.
Please say the next one.
Um... Engawa.
Engawa! Marine Police, please!
Engawa is great!
Is it real?
What's with that fake face?
Marine Police, it's real!
There's no fake Engawa.
Kashiwa, who said what he wanted to say to Kitahara, got Engawa!
Thank you for waiting!
I love Engawa!
If I say this again, can I eat more and more?
Of course you can!
Try it again.
Is this okay?
You didn't say "it's okay".
We didn't say "it's okay", did we?
Look at that camera and say "it's okay".
Can I look at it?
I'll say "eat it" again.
Look at the fans.
It's good!
There are many big cameras.
We can move, we can zoom.
We can zoom in and out.
We are amateurs.
What are you doing?
Who is the best dancer, Mariko?
It's me!
Next week, we will reveal who it is!
Burn it!
It's a pain in the neck!
Luxury Christmas presents auction!
AKB Christmas candle lottery!
But you know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You know nothing!
Who is it?
Who is it? Me?
Ken-chan!
I see! I was Shishima in Maida team!
I'll let you do it this time.
It's long, you know.
Your eyes are cute!
My eyes are cute?
Don't do it like you're looking at a dog.
It's not a pet shop.
Are you ready?
Look at this!
Candles in a row!
You can pick up as many candles as you can put in one breath!
It's good, isn't it?
And the winner will receive a super luxurious product!
I haven't heard of it, but I heard it's quite luxurious.
I'll do it.
Please!
I'll do it!
You can put out as many candles as you can put in one breath!
If you lose, you'll have to pay for it!
All 15 members will have a chance to win!
Who will win?
Don't miss the shocking conclusion right away!