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Hey! Come in here!
- Is it okay? - Yeah.
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
Not "what are you doing?"
In a hotel where you can see the night view, a man and a woman in a bedroom do one thing.
What is it?
That is...
This!
JoJo's Strange Hundred People One Species
Why?
I'll do "hundred people one species", "hundred people one species"
"JoJo's Strange Hundred People One Species" is a famous line of a popular manga "JoJo's Strange Hundred People One Species"
It's not just "hundred people one species", is it?
Yes, this is the culmination of an adult's date.
I'm still interested in it.
What should we do?
Let's do "hundred people one species" more.
Your legs are beautiful.
Let's do "hundred people one species" more.
Everyone, raise your bed.
Are you in St. Louis?
It's "on the bed", "on the bed".
JoJo's Strange Hundred People One Species
Out of "hundred people one species", I chose "hundred people one species" as one fifth of "hundred people one species".
I read my hair twice and then I read my nails.
Here are my nails.
Please take it while reading it.
If you don't like your hair, of course you can take it.
It's easier if you read it more and more.
I haven't read it yet!
By the way, here are some sentences.
"Stuardess serves first-class guests with sake and caviar".
Let's rate her hair and read it.
"Hey woman, pick up my leg and bring it to me".
Hurry up and bring it to me!
What's going on?
"Stuardess serves first-class guests with sake and caviar".
I know! I know!
I know!
It's because of Dio's attack that her leg was torn off.
And she happened to be nearby.
She happened to be nearby, and the waitress's woman picked up her leg and brought it to her.
The waitress's woman picked up her leg and brought it to her.
That's right. That's the kind of scene it is.
Now, shall we continue?
By the way, for the winner...
Michelin Guide Tokyo, four years in a row...
One-time restaurant...
Pair Dinner Game.
What?!
I want it!
That's right, the pair...
If you insist, Mr. Kobayashi and Ms. Akiyama...
Can I take the pair away for you, ladies?
Whoa...
What was that?!
Now, shall we?
Now, let's continue.
First, let's look at your hair.
Where did you lick it?
It doesn't matter at all!
I want to ask you something stupid.
Wait!
If you drink cola, you'll get a hiccup for sure!
Yes, you're right!
You don't have the right to answer even once.
It's not like that at all.
Here we go.
So, where did you lick?
That doesn't matter at all!
I want to ask you something stupid.
Yes, you got it right!
Yes, you got it right for the first round.
Now, it's the second round.
I can't get it at all.
Next, we'll go as far as we can.
Yes.
Where did you eat it? It doesn't matter.
I asked you a stupid question.
"Convenient" was the first word that came to my mind.
Are you a pervert?
Polnareff was insulted by justice and his ability was suppressed.
A movie has just been released.
That's good. That's good. We might be able to do it like this.
From now on, I'm going to steal your ball!
First of all, I'm going to steal your ball!
I'm a man who doesn't spit out curry rather than steal.
I don't say this because I have a lot of money.
Yes, take a break.
Oppai!
Yes, take a break.
I'll call you by your last name next time.
No way!
Here we go.
Hey, Poltalev!
I'm going to cut you into pieces!
Don't you know her? She's an enemy stand servant who was attacked in Singapore.
I don't know her! Who is she?
Let's continue.
Which one is she? Kanagawa or Kamakura?
She is a funny person.
You are a good catchphrase.
A funny person, Kendo Kobayashi.
A good catchphrase.
Please use it.
The next sentence is easy.
When you climb a mountain, you don't know the route and you don't know where the summit is.
The refuge is certain.
Certain!
I didn't know you could guess that famous line of Joseph Joestar.
I didn't know!
Amazing!
Wonderful!
Now, it's heated up.
Let's continue.
You can see the sentence in any atmosphere.
Everything changes atmosphere.
This is...
a famous line of Wamuu.
I don't know.
The man in charge, Wamuu, from the second part.
It's not because I became sentimental like a human.
For me, a strong warrior is truth.
A hero is a friend.
Wow!
Now, it's my turn.
A human's wonderfulness is Yuki's wonderfulness.
Not at all!
Yes, one more time!
I'm sorry.
Let's continue.
It's heated up.
It's not because I became sentimental like a human.
For me, a strong warrior is truth.
A hero is a friend and someone I respect.
I will keep you in my memories forever, Susan.
What?
Like a soap bubble.
I was watching it.
Caesar Zeppeli uses soap bubble launcher.
And he uses Mamoon's...
Is it Japanese?
Caesar Zeppeli is Italian.
It doesn't make any sense.
Here we go.
This is my favorite line.
Here we go.
There is only one plan.
Only one?
Yes.
The biggest one.
The biggest one?
Yes!
Good night.
There is only one plan.
Only one?
Yes, special plan.
Special plan?
Jojo!
No way!
That special plan is...
You know what?
I will do it until I can't breathe.
Until you can't breathe?
What do you mean?
This!
Only the main character of Part Two won't even try to escape in order to win!
Yeah!
That's cool, Joseph Joestar.
Cool!
What do you mean "until you can't breathe"?
You have to escape!
Awesome!
JUMP COMIC Vol. 12 - Super Creatures Born From Trees
I know! I know! I know!
So, how many points do you have now?
Twelve!
Two votes for both of you.
You still have a chance! Let's go!
Here we go!
Ah...
Oh, is this right?
Here we go!
Ah...
That woman's eyes...
As cold as a pig in a pigsty...
Cold eyes!
Ah...
That woman's eyes...
As cold as a...
This!
Yes!
Please read it.
Poor thing, but tomorrow morning you'll have to line up in front of a butcher's shop.
That's correct!
Ah!
Why?!
That's funny!
Let's read the correct answer.
"That woman's eyes...
As cold as a pig in a pigsty...
Cold eyes...
Poor thing, but tomorrow morning you'll have to line up in front of a butcher's shop."
That's the kanji.
JUMP COMIC Vol. 8 - One Point Concentration Hamon Power of Trees
What?!
You got it!
There's a keyword "pig" in there, right?
Butcher's shop!
If you look at it like that, you can go first!
That's how it is?
Yes!
Okay, we're running out of kanji.
Let's go!
This is easy to understand!
Here we go!
Let's start with the title.
JUMP COMIC Vol. 15 - YELLOW CONCENTRATION HAMON POWER OF TREES
I don't know it at all.
When you said "YELLOW CONCENTRATION HAMON POWER of TREES", we were like "Yes!"
JUMP COMIC Vol. 16 - YELLOW CONCENTRATION HAMON POWER OF TREES
You're not going to eat that cherry?
You're so stubborn!
It's my favorite. Can you give it to me?
I don't know what you said just now.
I don't know what you said just now!
Let's do it again. I'm going to call you to the end of the island.
You're not going to eat that cherry?
You're so stubborn! It's my favorite. Can you give it to me?
I didn't know that cool family member could eat cherries like that.
With a tongue in his mouth...
That cool family member...
I only have weird things.
Next is...
"JUMP COMIC" Part 2 "Masked Man Experiment"
Let's do it!
It's amazing that you can't get it at this point.
Let's do it!
Hair...
Get out of the way!
What?
Yes!
Cut it out!
The result is obvious.
You can't drink alcohol!
This is a rare weakness of Dio Brand, who is afraid that his sins of murder will be revealed little by little.
Let's go.
Next is Jump Comic Volume 11, "Warriors Who Return to the Wind".
Is it obvious?
Wamuu became a wind.
What Jojo was taking unconsciously was a salute.
This!
Yes!
This is it!
Tell me the answer!
I didn't shed tears, but there was a song of a naked man and a strange friendship.
Correct!
This is it!
Who would have expected Wamuu to break his wind mode like that?
How did he do it?
I don't know.
Jojo's attitude of "in a way, it's wrong" and his attitude of licking people up...
If it hadn't been for that, he wouldn't have been born.
But Wamuu was able to do it.
Because he is a warrior.
Everything...
Victory is justice for Wamuu.
Is Wamuu human?
Wamuu can't be human!
He is a horseman!
Wamuu, Cars and Eshinishi are horsemen!
Who is a horseman?
They are horsemen.
Are they human?
They are not human! They are horsemen!
I don't know! Let's go to the next one!
A horseman in Italy...
Who asked you? I'm sorry!
Let's go!
You were speaking a foreign language just now.
Hello!
How are you?
Fine!
Let's watch it from here!
No way! The first word I hate is "effort" and the second word is "do your best"!
INCORRECT!
EUROPEAN CUP!
INCORRECT!
To Santana, the women said this.
"Santana"? What does "Santana" mean?
"Santana" is the name of the hot wind blowing in Mexico.
"Santana" is a human? It's a pillar man!
Again! Again!
Isn't it human?
It's gradually becoming human.
Gradually?
Not gradually, but mostly human.
In a world of only four people,
"Wamu", "Karas", "Esidici", and "Santana" are the only four.
Only four!
Those four don't have children.
Because life is eternal.
They don't need children.
They are just weak against the sun's light.
In order to overcome that,
they came to the human world in search of "eija"'s legacy.
In order to protect the teaching of "roman law"
that if "eija"'s legacy is stolen,
the human world will become a mess,
starting with "lisa lisa" and ending with "scissor".
Why "lisa lisa"?
It's like "criston" and "misa misa".
Didn't "lisa lisa" get the line just now?
Who said it?
Who?
I feel sorry for you, but I'll show you at the butcher's tomorrow morning.
I thought of "lisa lisa" when I saw you.
Let's go.
"Jump Comic" Episode 6, "Pillar Man Resurrection Experiment".
Here we go.
Give me a hug and say hello!
What?
What's up?
Knock, say hello, shake your head, wake up and say 'oppa!'
I don't know.
What does "oppa" mean?
Oppai?
No, it's not.
Shake your head, say 'oppa!'
I can't do it.
Shake your head, say 'knock, say hello,'
I can't do it.
It's the second part of "Menshin", isn't it?
I don't know.
The next one may be easy.
Let's go.
I'm sorry, but instead of first class, please serve us sake and caviar.
That's right. This is what Dio did.
Dio.
He was beaten up by Jotaro and his legs were torn.
Bring it to me.
Dio.
You know Dio, don't you?
Hachira...
Hachira's man.
Why is Dio Hachira's man?
Dio is a vampire, isn't he?
I don't know.
A new person.
He's been in the first part.
Dio.
Yes.
He's been in 102 episodes, but Dio's been in them as well.
Dio is a regular.
He's a regular.
A regular.
Let's go.
Here we go.
Papau pau pau.
What's this?
Papau pau pau.
"Papau pau pau" means a hammer cutter, doesn't it?
"Papau pau pau" is a hammer cutter, isn't it?
Look at the hammer cutter flying.
It's really funny.
The situation is funny.
It's getting lower and lower.
What's going on in the middle of it, everyone?
Zero!
Four, three, two.
It's a little hard.
Well, there's still a chance of a reversal, so let's go!
As expected of Dio!
What we can't do...
Hey!
What?
You're loud!
There's a lot of people next to you.
Now, the answer is...
"I long for being there"!
Correct!
Why?!
I can't grasp it at all!
You're starting to grasp it, aren't you?
I've grasped it!
I can't grasp it!
Did you get that it's not just "Dragon Ball"?
That's nice! I'm also paying attention to "Dragon Ball" games!
As expected of Dio!
What we can't do...
"I long for being there"...
That Dio...
What?
With Jonah-san's girlfriend, Erina Pendleton...
Jonah-san's family?
What?
Jonah-san's family?
That's a pretty good point.
Jonah-san's sister.
What?
The three of them, Araki, Hiroki, and the person in charge of the family, Jonah-san, had a meeting with Jonah-san.
What?!
Wow!
I forgot!
Wow!
You've added one more.
That's no good.
In her time, Dio took away Erina Pendleton's first kiss.
It was like she was reading lines of bad boys.
"I long for being there"...
She's doing things we can't do.
Oh...
This is a normal, surprisingly normal one.
How is it?
Everything is normal.
Everything is normal?
It's normal when "gank" comes up first, isn't it?
Now, let's go.
"Training"?
Yes!
Ah!
"Oh, no!
The first word I hate is "gank"!
Correct!
Ah!
I got it!
You got it, Joseph!
I got it!
It's funny!
I got it!
Let's take a look at the answer.
"Training"?
"You have to do it".
Could it be "heart"?
"Only 33 days"?
"Oh, no!
The first word I hate is "gank" and the second word is "gank"!
Yay!
The second part is like this.
Wow!
This is Joseph.
This is Joseph's role.
They work their brains and win. That's Joseph's school difference.
You want to defeat that pillar man, don't you?
What does a pillar man look like?
Can a pillar man move?
Of course a pillar man can move!
But he's not human, is he?
He's not human. He's a pillar man.
He's a pillar man.
He was in a pillar at first.
A pillar is a name of a place?
A pillar. There's a pillar, isn't there?
A pillar in a hot house?
Yes, he was in it.
In the basement of Germany.
I don't know!
He was sleeping in a pillar for thousands of years.
What does that mean?
It's like "Kaguya Hime".
He was sleeping in order to earn money for his age.
A pillar was his habitat?
That's right. He was living in a pillar for about a thousand years.
For a while?
It's quite a long time.
He doesn't die. He doesn't die.
He doesn't die.
Let's go.
This is a horrible line.
You!
How many lives do you have?
You don't look like a victim yourself or the law, and you don't know who you are.
- Jotaro. - Jotaro.
A stand user is like that, isn't he? Remember the law of the stand.
- You can't look like a stand user. - I told you!
A stand user can only look like a stand user.
- That's why it doesn't apply to the law. - It's a skill, isn't it?
- What is a stand? - Is it like a gasoline stand?
- It's like a yohamon. - Yohamon?
It's like a yohamon.
A stand user can only look like a stand user.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know what you're talking about.
Let me talk to Akimoto-san for a moment.
Now, let's go for the last three!
"Kitakaze" and "Piking" are better.
"Piking"! It's impossible!
It's when we enjoyed "Kirisaki Jack".
Now, let's go.
There are only two more.
You may know it when you start reading it.
Now, please read it.
Humans' greatness is courage's greatness.
Great!
Humans' greatness is courage's greatness.
This is one of the themes of "Girls' Strange Adventure" which continues even now.
Does it mean I gave up?
You don't have the right to give up.
Well, there is only one left.
If you start reading it, you can't win.
Please read it in the right place.
I will decide it.
"In the right place" means...
When you say it.
Yes.
When you say "You made me angry."
Other than that, you don't have the right to say it.
Both of you are out!
It's weird to say "You made me angry."
You are back.
There is only one reason you are out.
Out!
You are back.
There is only one reason you are out.
Out!
Both of you are out!
There is only one.
Maybe it will continue.
There is only one reason for you to leave, duo.
There is only one simple answer.
We wanted to do 6, but we couldn't do it because it was too much fun.
Now, let's check the number of sheets.
3, 1, 4?
5, 6, 7!
Can I say it one more time?
Don't run away from HAPPY UREPI EUROPEAN CUP!
And the burning...
Great victory!
Who do you want to go with?
I want to go with my mom.
Yes, withdraw!