AISubs v3.7
Madori.
I did it!
It's a secret!
I know! But...
Like, "We've got a new apartment!" or "I'm so excited about it that I don't want to move it!"
Basically, apartments have narrow windows, so we've made it a little wider and made it more detailed.
It's really amazing!
Rotem bath, bath...
And when you take a bath, you want a towel, right?
At that time, you can change the place where you do the toilet and laundry. With a slide!
It's done!
Why is it three rooms?
Three stories?
Two stories...
How do you set it up?
There's a house.
You go in there and go up the stairs and second floor.
And then there's a dining room and a kitchen on the other side.
And here's a bookshelf.
I, Takahashi Minami, will introduce you to my ideal bookshelf, which is this!
Ta-dah!
First of all, let's start with family structure. A husband and a wife, one by one.
Two children and a boy.
Two dogs.
Three cats.
One owl.
Husband and wife have less than 2 million yen monthly income.
I think it would be nice if we had it.
2 million yen a month?
If you don't have 2 million yen a month, you can't live in this window.
If you don't have it, you can't live in it.
2 million yen.
It's too sweet.
I'll hold it down with 2 million yen.
Let's go in.
There is a nice shoe box on both sides.
As soon as you enter, there is a toilet.
And next to it, there is a separate shower with a unit bus.
When you enter, there is a dining kitchen in the 15-story living room.
When you open this door, there is a corridor.
Two rooms, ten rooms each.
This can be a children's room or anything.
And this is the warehouse.
Warehouse?
I think the house with a warehouse is rich.
There is a warehouse in front of it.
It's on the second floor.
As soon as you enter the second floor, there is a room.
There is a karaoke room.
Karaoke and sauna.
Karaoke is definitely more than 2 million yen a month.
It's 2 million yen a month.
Why is there a sauna in the back of the karaoke room?
I thought about it later and thought I wanted a karaoke room.
So I put a karaoke room here.
Karaoke and sauna.
As soon as you enter the sauna, there is a shower.
If you want to go to the bathroom, you can go to the bathroom.
Next to it is a pool.
Is there a pool on the second floor?
Yes, there is a pool on the second floor.
It's definitely...
It's amazing.
It's deep water.
It's not deep water.
And on the other side, there is a master room.
What is a master room?
It's a bedroom.
What is a master room?
A master room is a master room where the owner of this house lives.
Master?
Master.
What is a master room?
I don't know which one is correct.
It's a master room.
It's not a master room.
There is another room here.
I put two toilets.
I have an image of having a lot of money, so I put a lot of toilets.
But there is a library. A changing room.
A library is a book, isn't it?
That's right.
A library.
A library, isn't it?
It goes up to the third floor.
It goes up to the third floor. It is a rooftop.
A stage.
It is an outdoor stage outside of the rooftop.
It is an outdoor stage.
It is rentable.
It is a nuisance.
I have a tree in my house.
Do you spend 2 million yen for that?
That's right.
We sing and earn money.
If you have a live show and customers come, do you rent a house?
That's right.
Do you rent a living room?
I don't like it.
That's right.
I rent a house.
A recording room.
A dressing room.
A studio.
I rent a house.
The third floor.
The third floor is my ideal return.
Is it 2 million yen?
It is 2 million yen.
If it is not a land in the mountains, it is 2 million yen.
Yes, it is my house on top of a mountain.
Is there another income?
I have another 2 million yen apartment.
Is it that kind of setting?
That's right.
I earn money there, so I think it is fine.
It was my ideal return.
Kojima Haruna's ideal return is here.
It's not a return.
It's about my dream of moving to Okinawa after many years.
I thought it was a military service.
No, it's not.
Look carefully.
When you enter the house...
What's this?
This? You don't know?
It's a scissor.
Isn't it a cat?
It's a cat.
It's a kind scissor.
It's a scissor.
And there's a scissor in the house, too.
There's blood in the cat.
It's a scissor.
And this is my cat.
It's a dog.
Yes, it's a dog.
And this is my house.
What's in here?
Outside...
It's a little dirty.
Yes, outside...
It's been many years since I moved in.
So, it's a hammock.
My dream hammock.
Outside?
Is it a hammock at the top?
No, it's not.
It's like living in a house where you can see the sea.
And there's a hammock outside.
And, by the way, this is my future husband.
It's a ship.
What's that?
It's small.
It's smaller than a fish.
I drew this hammock because I wanted to live in Okinawa like this.
It's not that easy.
You put a scissor and put a hammock on it, right?
No, I still have a lot of things.
A lot of things?
I have a lot of things.
You don't look like you have a lot of things.
I have a lot of things.
No, I don't.
Are you serious?
It's not realistic at all.
If you blame yourself, you'll know.
No, I dream too much.
I think both of you are wrong.
Asuka Watashinkura's ideal dance is this!
I like watching dance videos of mansions and stuff like that.
I'm in the top floor of the 48th floor of a high-rise apartment building.
It's completely barrier-free.
Shouldn't we go to a lower floor?
What does "barrier-free" mean?
There's an elevator now, so it's totally fine.
An elevator can go up.
That's right.
First, enter the entrance.
I want three children.
I want a eldest son and a second son after they're born.
The size of the room gets smaller as you get older.
It's like Sibia.
The eldest son is last, so it's 8.5 tatami mats.
There are five of us in the bathroom, so we put about two of them on.
Two of you?
There are three of us in the bathroom, and we all wear them at the same time.
I think it'd be safe if we put about two of them on.
There's a couple's room.
The length of the hallway is 20 meters.
It's long.
The width of the hallway is 3.5 meters.
It's wide.
The hallway is very luxurious, but I'd like to decorate it with a big picture or something like that.
I see.
The living room is 40.5 tatami mats.
It's too big.
What?
It's too big.
There's 40.5 tatami mats.
It's expensive.
There's a tatami mat in a Japanese-style room.
It's okay if you have one of those.
It's gross.
Your eyes are gone.
No, no, no.
It's cute, isn't it?
Cats.
Cats?
No, no, no.
Meow.
No, no, no.
Meow.
No, no, no.
It's gross.
This is my ideal room.
I wrote it in the back.
It's barrier-free.
There are three locks until you reach the room.
That's a lot of work.
It's a walk-in closet.
I want one of those.
To put it simply, it's like MINEI Ryuta's house.
It's amazing.
It's more like MINEI Ryuta's house than mine.
I see.
Today's house video is about AKB48's house party!
There is only one bathroom. Is it okay?
The hallway is weird.
It's like a maze.
First and second floor.
First of all, the entrance is 10 square meters.
Is it wide?
It's wide.
The hallway is 10 meters.
The side is wide.
The living room is 30 square meters.
The kitchen is small.
It's small.
There is a bath 10 square meters.
There is a toilet and a washing machine.
There is a washing machine.
Is it the same as a toilet?
It's a slide system.
When you take a bath and you want a towel,
you can change it by pressing a button.
It doesn't change!
Once you get on the elevator, you can go up to the second floor.
There is a doggie house.
Doggie house?
People can run here.
Dogs can run and we can run, too.
It's a kind place for dogs.
And there is a toilet for dogs, too.
Dogs and humans can use it, too.
It's creative.
And there is a room for us to sleep in.
"Us"? Who is "us"?
And there is a doggie house.
Dogs can run and we can run, too.
And there is a kid's room.
There is no hallway here, so you can see what I mean.
There is no hallway here, so you have to go this way to go to all the toilets.
It's inconvenient, so they put toilets here.
Toilets in the room.
You can make it slide-style.
I see! You can make it slide-style.
You can make it slide-style.
I don't know where to go when I come back home.
I like puzzles and it's fun.
This is a "like-it-and-leave-it" room.
What is "like-it-and-leave-it"?
You can do whatever you like in this room.
This is a normal tatami mat.
And this is a hallway with no meaning.
I don't know what you put there.
And this is a garden of 15 square meters.
It's small, but I wanted to draw it here, too.
I made it "square meter" even though it was "on" because it's outside.
And this is a heliport.
It's small!
But it's 50 square meters.
It's several times bigger than this.
Do you need a helicopter?
I need a helicopter because there is an elevator here.
But there is no staircase.
If there is an earthquake and the elevator stops, you have to fall from above.
It's scary.
So, I'm going to evacuate by helicopter.
Are you going to jump?
Are you going to use it together?
But I think it's safe.
I didn't plan it at all.
And there is a hot spring outside.
Oh, that's nice.
And the last one is a family structure.
A father, a mother, one girl, one boy and one pet dog.
That's ideal, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, Katayama Haruka is thinking about it.
Here is the ideal backdrop.
Ta-dah!
Oh, it's simple as I expected.
Yes, it is.
For now, I live alone in my house.
Aren't you married?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're not married.
It's quiet. How can I say?
It's like a bedtown.
It's calm.
I'd like to live there.
Well, it's like this.
First of all, there is an entrance.
When you enter, there is a small shoebox.
There is a locker where you can store your shoes.
Isn't the locker spacious?
It's like a room.
It's spacious.
It's more spacious than the entrance.
There is only one person in the entrance, isn't it?
Yes, there is only one person.
Who goes there?
Well, when my friends come, there is an entrance.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it's better for me to live in the locker.
What is "secret zone"?
Listen to me.
"Secret zone" is...
I'd like to live in a house with a sense of playfulness.
You know "caraclieski"?
I'd like to live like that.
And, when something happens,
this bedroom and walk-in closet are connected.
And, there is a hidden door in the back of the walk-in closet.
From there, you can go to the entrance.
Oh, I see.
You can run away.
You can run away whenever you want.
And, you have to run away.
When you have small children or relatives,
you can talk to each other at home.
Children are not bored.
In such a case, you can go to "secret zone".
It's not "secret zone" at all.
How wide is the hallway?
And, well...
there is a toilet.
The toilet is big.
A car.
Listen to me.
Yes, yes, yes.
You forgot your car, didn't you?
A car is small.
A car's car is small.
A car?
Yes.
What?
Kaze Makaze.
It's not "jet bus" but "unit bus".
"Shirt bus"!
Bang! Bang!
"Akanga".
"Baka ga".
Why "osagama"!?
"Akanga ga yo".
And "since" is...
"Since" is also wrong.
"Souji"?
"Ikoi" is written but "since" is "neru" so it's weird.
I made a mistake.
Hachan, are you stupid?
It's not like that.
"Nen" is "tamokutekisu".
"Gakko"?
"Gakko" is "tamokutekisu".
It might be a "tashumi" after all.
It's a guest room so friends can come and stay.
A small guest room.
What?
Well, it's okay to come and stay once in a while.
It's a random show!
And "kitchen and living room" is combined.
It's nice.
It's big!
How high is it?
It's big but it's big so...
I think it's about 20 stories high.
20 stories high.
And "kitchen and living room" is bright and nice.
So I made a balcony.
Where is "kitchen" from?
Well...
It's somewhere here.
It's somewhere here and "kitchen" is in the middle.
Yes, "kitchen" is around here.
"Kitchen" is in the middle.
You can cook while watching TV.
I see.
And I like "loft" a lot.
I put "loft" in here.
Do you like it?
It's nice.
It's a playful house.
I put it in.
Oya Shizuka's ideal window is...
This one!
Ta-dah!
No, this is the second floor.
First of all, if you go in from the entrance, this is the bedroom.
If you go in from the entrance, does it mean you go to the basement?
No, if you go in from the entrance, there is a bed.
That's weird!
No, no, this is...
This is the room of Shizuka and her dad.
First of all, parents have to protect their children.
So, if a strange person comes in, they will fight back.
They will stop them here.
First of all, there is an entrance and a bedroom.
If you go to the door, there is a living room.
What's in the middle of the living room?
Stairs.
Stairs in the middle of the living room?
Is it a ninja house?
No, there are stairs.
It's a small room.
If you go upstairs, there are stairs in the middle of the room.
This is the Dragon Ball room.
What is it?
I want to collect Dragon Ball figures.
If you decorate figures here...
If you go upstairs, you will find Dragon Ball figures.
There are posters and other things.
The wallpapers are Namek style.
There are not many buildings.
There is a little bit of green.
If you go this way, you will find a room.
There is a dining room here.
There is a dining room, a toilet and a face-to-face kitchen.
And this is the end of the house.
The house is over.
What about the next house?
There is a bookshelf in the dining room.
If you press a book called "I love vegetables" in the bookshelf...
I love vegetables.
The bookshelf will turn over and go to this room.
It's new.
There is a room downstairs.
Where does the room exist?
It's next to the room.
If you look at the shape of the room...
The first floor is like this and the second floor is like this.
There is a hidden room and another room.
And you can take a bath more than you can handle.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If it's a hidden room, there should be a dragon ball roof.
I think it's better to go to the bathroom.
You're trying to get out of the bus, aren't you?
I love the bathroom.
A bad guy comes in from the front door.
And then, here...
It's dangerous.
Before you set up the entrance, lock the door properly.
It's a type of lock, isn't it?
And then you come in.
There is a secret remote control here.
You hold it and go.
And you wake up this kid on the second floor.
You come to the dining room and press "I love vegetables".
You go in here and press the button.
No one will come in.
It's like a panic room.
You can't press the switch "I love vegetables" anymore.
It's just a book.
Then, a bad guy can't come in.
You can put it on the entrance.
That's right.
No, it's not like that.
That's how you play.
Then you can take a bath and get out of the bus.
You can live here alone.
I see.
My family consists of my dad, my sister and four girls and four boys.
There are only two girls.
Yes, there are.
This is a girls' room.
Three girls?
Three girls and two boys.
Girls, girls and boys.
It's a boy, isn't it?
It's a boy.
The girl was too strong for me.
With such a wish in mind, I pushed the girl.
If you come back every day, you have to push "I love vegetables".
Push "I love vegetables" and come back.
Do training.
If you sweat, go to the bath right away.
If one boy comes in and pushes "I love vegetables", can't another one come in?
No, it's a secret remote control.
You can come in anytime.
"I love vegetables" only family knows.
But if you come in and a strange person comes in and you forget the remote control,
you push "I love vegetables" and come back.
If you come in and a strange person comes in and you forget the remote control, you push "I love vegetables" and come back.
Even if you forget the remote control, your family will die once.
That's not good.
You can use a security number or something like that.
But I don't know if I can push "I love vegetables" or not.
You can put the remote control near "I love vegetables" or not.
That's right.
Let's do that.
Who is it?
Oh, it's not Ryuta Mine.
No, it's not.
Who is it?
It's not Fujiko Fujio.
Mine Fujiko?
No.
You know, right?
Umezu Kazuo.
I want to live in a house like Umezu Kazuo.
Is it Ishimashima?
Yes, it is.
It's easy to understand.
That's it. I want to have a lot of Karakuri.
I see.
The result is the best among us.
No, no, no.
There is a dog run and a helicopter.
Dog run!
Dog run and human can run!
I think it's good that we can do both dog and human.
But we don't need it the most.
No, no.
The most realistic one is this.
But it's unknown.
Because it's not realistic.
The real one is "scissor".
"scissor" is the most popular one.
Where is the bath?
There is a bath.
It's in front of us.
Please arrange it in front of us.
It's compressed.
Kojima is bad at drawing, but he is good at writing.
Where is it?
Don't you think so?