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"chome chome" is a word that means something like "collaborating with AKB48".
By collaborating with AKB48, AKB48 will show their real charm.
It's a project that has never been done before!
What kind of opening reaction will there be?
This time, AKB48 will collaborate with...
This time's guest is a former professional baseball player, Kawato Kozo!
The name "Kawato", the protagonist of "Rookies", comes from Kawato himself!
His hit in his 19 years of baseball career was only 211 hits...
...but his passion and tenacity continue to fascinate fans all over the world!
Here are the members of AKB48 we'll be interviewing!
The youngest is Mayu-Yu Koto, 16 years old!
The oldest is Sayaka Akimoto, 22 years old!
And the only one from Osaka, Yuka Masta is also participating!
Now, the interview is about to begin!
However, before that, Kawato-sensei has some important announcements for you!
Only one person will be left to clean up!
In order to turn AKB48 into a group loved in Kansai,
Let's learn about "half-hearted tigers" that no one loves in Kansai in quiz format!
Let's learn about "half-hearted tigers" that no one loves in quiz format!
There is a certain ritual at the training ground.
What is that ritual?
Sayonara!
It's not a ritual!
What is the ritual?
Cheer Dance!
- Why? - Go get it!
Let's experience a real jet balloon here!
Bring your favorite color!
I have a problem.
Everyone tells me that I don't look good in plain clothes.
Plain clothes...
That's why I was dressed like this yesterday.
You look like a man.
You used to play baseball, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You thought you didn't need a uniform for baseball, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You didn't care about uniform at all.
I don't wear a uniform, but I wear a costume when I go to work.
I want to wear the easiest clothes.
Do you think like an athlete?
You didn't care about uniform at all.
You thought you didn't need a uniform for baseball, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
That's why you didn't care about uniform at all.
I feel relieved now.
You should be confident from the front.
Go!
Yes, I'll improve my appearance.
Yes!
Thank you very much.
What's important is the beauty of the inside.
The costume is not important.
We're also doing a hard-to-shoot location.
Actually, this time, we had a meeting and met the staff in a big way.
Mr. Kato, please watch it with us!
All right! Let's watch it!
Then, please play the video!
On the day of June, the place is a shop in Roppongi.
Yuko Oshima, Haruna Kojima, Tomomi Kasai and four people of "Noro Kayo" were called for a meeting of "Blue Medoc".
A few minutes later, Ito Dachun of "Speed Wagon" appeared.
"Blue Medoc" is planned to be broadcasted for the second time on AKB48's program.
After the meeting, four people were called for a meeting of "Blue Medoc".
However...
Good evening, everyone! I'm Uta of "Speed Wagon".
Now, four people of "Oshima", "Kojima", "Kasai" and "Noro" are having a meeting of a certain program.
However, this is a complete lie!
In fact, for those of you who are worried that AKB, which is a top idol group, will not be eaten deliciously by entertainers in the future,
I'm going to call a boy and have a meeting with him.
"Blue Medoc", "Blue Medoc", I'm telling you, but she is the only one who can eat it.
In fact, this time, two people of "Speed Wagon" will be the attackers and check the sweetness of their armpits.
Therefore, four people of "Oshima", "Kojima", "Kasai" and "Noro" will be set up for a prank.
The script for the meeting is of course fake.
However, the warehouse does not know and listens seriously to the staff's lies.
In the meeting room, three super small cameras are set up in advance.
Of course, they don't know that they are being filmed.
This is "Hachimue".
And in their bags.
In addition, there is a camera on the other side of "Magic Mirror".
We can observe all of their actions.
And for this prank, we have invited...
The world's strongest comedy band.
Under Ozawa's instructions, they will launch various attacks.
The attacks they will launch are as follows.
"Love is AKB48".
When they are approached by a man, what kind of response will they make?
This time, we will ask about their qualities as idols.
Before the traps of desire to survive, what will happen to the four of them?
I can't give you much information.
It's a meeting mode now, of course.
Kojima is still a little wary of people he meets for the first time before a conflict or a dispute.
Oshima still has air and will definitely try to liven up the place,
so it may be that the fans also support his always energetic side.
There is a girl like Kasai, but now she is the youngest among us,
so she may not have had a conflict or dispute with anyone.
I would like to pay attention to her movements as well.
Norokoyo is quite old, so she may have had a conflict or dispute with someone,
but I can't help but pay attention to her movements.
And she hides in the grass.
Oshima is...
The second one is tough.
If I get caught, I'll really cry.
Don't worry about it.
But Shirahanoya is...
Shirahanoya has a good meaning.
Shirahanoya is...
The four of them don't doubt that they are a gourmet family.
And now, the staff is leaving to predict the trouble.
Please wait for a moment.
Now that the staff has left,
the world's strongest compa-gaming army is coming.
I'm hungry.
Ouch!
Mayu-chan, can you lend me a charger?
Now, the world's strongest compa-gaming army is calling.
Can you bring me something to eat?
It's not like a girl's idea.
But girls...
It's so much fun. I'm so excited.
I see.
But I'm sorry.
Let me go!
Stop it!
She's a legendary kompa entertainer.
She's Karateka Irie.
So you're a kompa entertainer.
She plays kompa eight times a week.
She plays kompa thousands of times.
She's a kompa queen of the entertainment world.
She's Karateka Irie Shinya.
She also writes about her kompa techniques.
She manipulates seven types of people and tries to seduce women one by one.
And Irie's right arm,
The Punch, Punch Hamasaki, and Grandma Akaeda, who paint the place with Irie's breath,
The world's strongest kompa army,
will unveil AKB's true form.
Are you sure about this?
I'm going to get you!
What's with you?
Why are you so excited?
Good morning!
Stop it!
No, it's fine. We still have time.
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Sorry. Thank you.
What are you doing?
I was drinking and I forgot.
I forgot in the middle of it.
I got a call and they brought me a package.
What is it?
We are shooting now.
Oh, is that so?
And we had a meeting.
I came in naturally.
Is there such a meeting?
By the way, you are AKB48, right?
That's right.
That's amazing!
We also had a meeting in Munich.
Shouldn't we disband?
That's a good idea.
No, it's fine.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? The staff came and left.
I drank a little and left.
You are in high spirits.
No, I'm not.
Aren't you all low?
I've never seen you before.
I'm sorry.
The four of them are confused and naturally sit down.
Then...
I'm really confused.
Excuse me.
Are you okay with drinking?
Why are you doing that?
I'm sorry.
That's ridiculous.
I don't know.
Can I come to you and drink a lot of alcohol?
Ms. Kasai.
Tomo is...
Ms. Kasai.
Tomo is crazy.
You're killing my heart.
Shut down.
Ms. Kasai, but...
This is fine.
You're a young girl, so you don't have to say anything about yourself to a first-time girl like that.
Mr. Goro also drank.
Which one do you want?
Do you want beer?
Then please have some beer.
Why? Why? Wait a minute.
Please have some raw beer.
Now...
The fool is approaching.
Do you want to drink or not?
Then let's have a toast.
Yes.
Then let's have a toast.
Then I'll say it, so let's have a toast.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Everyone, shake the glass in your right hand.
Everyone, shake the glass in your left hand.
No, no, no.
What?
What are you talking about?
Dreams do come true.
Is it true?
It's decided.
It's decided, Mr. Jabu.
My dream is...
Kisho Yamamoto. My dream is...
Come on, Tokyo Motogaki!
Yeah!
It's always like that.
It's too sudden.
Let's have a toast.
We have girls today.
Let's have fun.
Cheers!
It's not a shimoneta.
It's hell.
It's hell now.
Girls did it.
We'll drink it properly.
Are we really drinking it?
What are you doing?
We're drinking it.
We can't drink it before a show.
The guys are fully drunk with kompa.
But now, kompa squad shows its true identity.
I don't know what it is, but I got it as a self-introduction.
We are doing a combination called "karateka".
We are comedians.
Ah! Yeah! Oh! Yeah! I'm Irie! From LA! 3D LA!
This is...
But the fire became a smile.
I'm glad!
With their good self-introductions, everyone smiles.
As if they were swept away by the pace of the group.
Now, I'll bring it naturally to the group.
This is the strongest group in history!
I can't walk for a while.
Jun-san, this is a good feeling, so can you introduce yourself to the girls?
What?
We also self-introduced ourselves.
Already, already, already.
Is it okay?
Yes, please.
I'm Aiko Oshima of AKB48 and Team AK.
What kind of entertainer do you like?
I like Mr. Teruyuki Kagawa.
Wow, that's amazing!
If you answer like that right away, it means you're already involved.
Anyone else?
Is there an entertainer you like?
An entertainer...
I like a duo.
Who?
Mr. Takatoshi.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Don't say Speedwagon!
Where do you come from?
I'm from Tochigi Prefecture.
Oh, I see. You're living alone now.
Where do you live?
You live in Shibuya, don't you?
Come on, Oshima-san, you're too naive.
Why do you say your address so naturally?
Next, please introduce yourself!
I'm Koji Haruka and Koji Mahana of Team A.
Koji Haruka!
Who do you like as an entertainer?
Um...
Wow, you're riding on the style of KONPA.
I'm Tomomi Kasai of Team B.
Who is your favorite entertainer type?
Um... I don't have many entertainers.
You don't have entertainers?
Yes, I don't have entertainers who look at me like that.
What kind of entertainers do you like?
Kind people?
Kind and...
Adults.
Wow, we're on the same page so far.
No, not at all.
I'll answer you properly.
Is this really okay, Kasai?
Do you have a self-introduction you do in the theater?
Yes, I do.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Please give me more support today!
I'm a naughty girl, Marokaya.
Are you serious?
Who is your favorite entertainer type?
My favorite type is Fujii Fumiya.
She's fast.
She's my fourth favorite, so I've been thinking about it.
Who is your favorite entertainer type?
So far, it's Oshima that men misunderstand.
Mr. Oshima is too kind.
He looks at the eyes of everyone who is talking and talks.
This makes men happy.
Men really think this girl is good.
Women are cautious and cautious.
Isn't it that rough?
I don't know now.
So, they decided to make the main character of "Konpa" more unified by playing games.
Before the excellent teamwork of "Konpa" entertainers, what will happen to AKB48?
Why isn't it starting?
Are you okay? Are you tired?
Yes.
Please wait a little longer.
How was it?
Shall we play a game or something?
Shall we play a game?
You look like you're in hell.
I just shuddered when you said that.
No, no, no.
Kasai, cheer up.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Shall we play a game?
It's definitely a popular game.
Let's start with "Cocoon Potion".
Those of you who couldn't say it can go out.
Women can't drink it, so let's do it like men.
You want me to do it like men?
Yes, let's do it like men.
Shall we start?
Yes.
First, let's do it easily.
Shall we go by the name of the fruit?
The name of the fruit.
Yes, let's start!
Cocoon Potion...
If you're coming, come!
Come, come, come!
Come and come and come and come and come!
You can't do it like that!
What?
Hell.
Always hell.
Wait, wait, isn't your voice louder than me?
Yeah, me too.
Really, you know...
Your panties ring in my eyes, you know?
At last, it's about to cry out.
However...
Graham is the name of the country!
But Kasai, who was not so energetic at that time, regained his energy without worrying about it!
As expected of the world's strongest company!
Is there any impersonation?
No!
Sunflower!
Crayon Shin-chan's sunflower!
Then I will do it!
This is it!
Crayon Shin-chan's sunflower!
Go ahead!
Isn't it a fun competition?
Isn't it just a fun competition?
Let's play a different game.
"Don't bite" game.
This game is about increasing the number of difficult words and the one who bites or gets stuck loses.
Let's go.
Shall we start with "masatoshi"?
"Masatoshi"?
This is difficult.
"Masatoshi"!
"Masatoshi", "masatoshi"!
"Masatoshi", "masatoshi", "masatoshi"!
"Masatoshi", "matasatoshi", "matasatoshi"
Don't say "don't bite" to others!
Why are you glaring at me?
Is it okay for me to say "adu"?
In the end, four people get excited by the skillful guidance of the strongest compa entertainer.
However, after this, the situation progresses in an unexpected direction.
One day, the filming of "Uchi Awase no Habu" will be canceled.
Four people, Oshima, Kojima, Kasai and Noro, who are excited by the skillful technique of the world's strongest canceled entertainers, appear.
I've seen the game "Sekigai" and "Two Shot" too. Would you like to see it?
The winning method for "Sekigai" proposed by Irie in his own book is "Irie Style Canceled Seven Person Form".
For example, the basic type of people that men and women interact with each other is "feminine people".
By reducing the opportunity for secret stories unique to women, it is easier to talk as a whole.
It is effective in easing the distance between women and men.
The point of "feminine people" is "hockey".
By asking for some of these "hockeys", a psychological type of people will group up as a whole before you know it.
It is effective when you want to talk with a small number of targets.
And the final method is "drainage people".
By men dragging women's luggage in front of them, they make it impossible for them to take their luggage and as a result, they miss their training.
It is the strongest and worst type of people.
Whether they can protect their luggage without worrying about it or not, a psychological strength is required.
Which type of people will "compao" and which type of people will "drop" them?
For now...
Well...
I've been drinking and eating a lot of drinks.
Could you...
Would you excuse me for a moment?
No, no.
No, please.
No.
Let me soak in it and have fun.
I don't like it. It's not high school.
Oh!
You're great!
Kasai, you're great!
Who was lying down?
It wasn't me.
Oh, it was Jun.
But even if you live next to me, who will come next to you?
Who will come to kill you?
I don't know who will go to hell.
Even though there were tears of resistance from the fire, the strongest group of gangsters managed to sit next to women in the transformation version of "Bloodthirsty Men".
The distance with women has shortened.
Now, the strategy of "body-touch" and "can I have a sip of your drink" have been instructed.
What will happen?
This is...
It's like "sinkomu".
How is it?
It's like "sinkomu".
It's good, isn't it? It suits you.
Can I have a toast?
Let's do it.
I'm sorry.
I twisted my finger.
I'm angry!
Here it is!
Don't do high-touch!
Hey, Yome-chan!
Such a simple skinship can mislead men, Kojiwaru-san!
Hey, Yome-chan!
With skillful guidance, Kojiwaru-san succeeded in body-touching.
Then...
Don't do high-touch!
I'm sorry!
Why? Why?
I'm really sorry!
Why are you sorry?
To be honest, high-touch is fine, isn't it?
No, I've been worried about your hand touching here for a while.
But now I heard a "pii-pii" sound.
Irie-san's hand is getting closer.
Oh, Oshima-san...
Oshima-san, so kind to such a man, began to refuse a little.
Did you see my hand-touching?
I didn't see it.
I see. Irie-san can watch her hand-touching, too.
Next, when Irie-san can watch her hand-touching, she attacks the compact with lies.
You're a lawyer!
You're lying!
See? See? See?
I'm sorry!
You don't let me touch you so easily!
Isn't it too easy for you?
Show me the line you drew the other day.
"Idol rising line".
Ah! I heard about it!
Yuko! Yuko!
Yuko-chan, show me.
I think it's the best line you drew so far.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Why?
If you look at it, you'll get it for sure!
No, it's fine.
Why?
Really!
I don't want it.
You're great!
Oshima is firm.
Oshima is firm or she just hates Irie?
She's stubborn!
To drop Oshima with firm guard, Irie uses the last resort and attacks.
What? What?
I'm shoulder-shoulder.
But you're shoulder-shoulder.
I'm super-shoulder-shoulder.
I'm always shoulder-shoulder-shoulder.
Now, since you're shoulder-shoulder-shoulder, you grab his shoulder.
That's his plan, you know?
No, no, I'm shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder.
Why do you have to grab my shoulder?
You want me to go this way, right?
Look, she's touching it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
You haven't eaten it yet, have you?
No, I haven't eaten it at all.
It's red, so you should eat it properly.
Jin and Kasai, what's up with you two?
What? Stop it, Kasai!
Kasai, I said stop it!
Kasai is super hard!
It's a natural magic that makes Kasai and Kasai rub against each other.
Smooth.
Magic is hard.
I'm not good at it. I'm sick of it.
The entertainment world is serious about kompa.
And...
It looks like sashimi.
Do you want to eat it?
No, thank you.
When she realizes it, she's alone.
Kompa gets excited ignoring Irie.
Irie, Irie, kompa, seven personalities.
Finally, a new Irie, an isolated person.
It's complete.
Finally, for the last shot, Ozawa calls Itoda for a phone number.
Itoda, who are you aiming for?
Me?
I'll say Kasai.
Kasai, as I can see, has the hardest armpit.
Kasai.
Then I'll use the pressure of my senior in the office.
Why are you pulling this?
I'm not pulling it. I can hear you when you speak.
Hamasaki Akaeda targets Kojima.
And...
A shocking last is waiting for Irie after this.
If you do it here, you'll end up in a circle.
Then let's go for another drink.
Shall we go?
When you're done with work...
If you're working together...
Let's go.
Then I'll be in the center of the bank exchange.
When it's over, I'll be a low-minded person.
No, I'm not like that.
Let's exchange contacts.
Now, who will tell me and who won't?
If you tell me now, you're out as an idol.
Then tell me a little.
Itoda-san won't do it.
Can I say it?
Itoda-san won't do it.
He'll never do it.
Why?
I don't know.
I set it up today.
Kasai, give me your number.
Now?
Yes, now.
Let's do it next time.
No, now is better.
Give me your number.
What is it?
Your number.
Let's go eat sushi.
I know a really good sushi restaurant.
I don't know who I'm looking at.
Everyone is moving around.
Saitodawa, Kasai and Sekigaizen are here!
Kasai changed his number due to the pressure of being a senior in the agency.
Excuse me, can we have either one of you?
We don't have bad memories.
Either one is fine.
Either one is fine?
Does that mean either one is okay?
Does that mean you'll refrain from either one?
That's right.
I see.
Cojiharu, you passed.
Who's next?
Well...
I don't know.
It's okay if it's a comedian and an address, right?
An address?
An address...
If you don't know the number, just say you want the address.
A comedian and...
An address.
Irie, who wants to curse out her own form,
then...
You don't have any bad memories, do you?
I don't have any bad memories.
Either one is fine.
Wait a minute, Norokaya.
She told Irie about it.
She told him about it.
That's amazing.
She told Irie about it at night.
I'll send you an email once.
Oh, but...
Irie gets the address of her dream and gets excited.
However...
It's okay.
That's not enough.
What? Are you kidding me?
That's not enough.
So, can you try it on?
What?
It's like fate.
If you get stuck, it's like fate.
Oh, I see.
If you get one more word right, you can get in touch with her.
In reality, it is almost impossible to send an email.
Unexpectedly, they got in touch with her.
This is the end of this prank.
Itoda and Kompa Corps are behind this prank.
What did men think of this prank?
What did you think of this prank?
You've been watching it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Then you know what it is.
I was enjoying it.
Yes, you were enjoying it.
But you were laughing, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
You were laughing a lot in "3D L."
Mr. 3D.
3D L.
Do you think I'm creepy?
No, girls are creepy.
It's obvious.
On the other hand, what about girls?
I felt like a storm had passed.
A storm had passed.
I didn't know what to do.
It was the first time for me to experience something like this.
I'm addicted to it.
Me, too.
This is what I'm good at.
If you come like this, I'll pull you.
I'm not good at it, either.
Somehow, they managed to avoid the attack of the world's strongest kompa army.
Please be careful of pranks in the future, too.
But, you know what?
There's a reason for it and I told you about it.
That's right.
You know, another pair of people told me about it and I was like "Why don't you tell me about it?"
Well, if you say like that...
Well, you're my senior, so I have to say it.
Gradually, that senior or someone I know well will come out more and more.
That's right. I have to be careful from now on.
But it was a good experience.
I want to have this kind of experience again.
What is it again?
Yes, please.
What's up?
My fingernails are easy to crack.
What should I do?
Calcium.
Calcium in my fingernails. I see.
If you have a balanced diet, you will recover quickly.
I see. Thank you very much.
What is your least favorite food?
My least favorite food is...
What is it?
It's like a white asparagus.
It's like a can of beer.
She answers all of your questions. That's Kawato.
To be continued!
After this, Kansai girl Kawato is in deep trouble!
I'm nervous in the principal's office.
So, what's up?
Today, I've been active in AKB for about four and a half years.
There is a member called "selection member" and I haven't joined it at all recently.
I'm not a selection member this time, am I?
Is it over in four years?
Today, there is only high school baseball for three years.
There is a limited number of people who can play it regularly.
What if you miss it? Is it over?
No, it's not.
There is college and there is the next world.
These four years are just for me.
By the way,
I haven't been regular in the baseball world for 19 years.
All of them are exemptions.
Every year, young players come from below.
And they are all excluded.
But,
from now on,
I'm not going to be caught and caught something.
I'm not going to chase only what's in front of me.
It's been four years now.
From now on,
do your best!
Thank you very much!
Good morning!
I'm used to smiling now.
Even if you're not regular, you don't waste your time.
This is the life of the river island itself.
Is it over?
Zame! Zame!
Thank you for having a good time with me today.
Thank you very much!
Close your eyes!
Now, here is the announcement of the penalty game that we announced at the beginning of the show!
Who will have their stomachs cleaned up?
Kasai and Tomomi!
- Wow! - Tomomi!
Why me? I said a lot of things!
Even though she is a senior in the agency, she is strict with Kasai, who told her her phone number.
Okay, let's clean up!
- Ah, cleaning up! - Cleaning up!
- This is fun, isn't it? Take it first. - I'm not bad.
Oh, no! The fireworks are back and that man's evil plan is caught up in them again!
The fireworks are back and that man's evil plan is caught up in them again!
Oh, no! The fireworks are back and that man's evil plan is caught up in them again!
Do you want to clean up with me?
Where are you from?
I'm a cleaning entertainer.
I love cleaning.