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AKB Kousagi Dojo
To protect the peace in Tokyo
AKB48 will rise!
AKB Minist Police
Today, the police will be in Harajuku, Shibuya.
What should we do?
The police is coming one after another.
AKB police is in danger.
This week's narration is brought to you by Team B's Haruka Ishida.
AKB Kousagi Dojo is here! AKB Minisuka Police!
Miss, please fasten your seatbelt!
The members of Shinsei Minisuka Police are...
Rock on with a hot heart!
From Jakarta, Takajo Aki Police!
Catching evil with a big eye! We'll arrest you!
Obamina Police!
With long arms and legs, Nyan Nyan Nyan!
Fujii Elena Police!
Let's go! AKB MINISTER POLICE!
Sometimes punch, sometimes kick, live fashion zone!
It's decided!
From now on, 18 years ago, the program that was extremely popular among men in the world,
Minisuka Police!
That legend has been revived by the hands of AKB!
Today, AKB Minisuka Police will continue to take pictures!
How is it, Minisuka Police? Have you got used to it?
Can I have one more?
That camera is too low!
It's dangerous!
Is it dangerous?
It's not dangerous at all.
I was already around here.
It's dangerous!
Be careful of strong-up crime and low-angle cameras.
So, what are we going to do today?
So, are we going to Harajuku today?
No, no, Harajuku is totally messed up!
So, today, we are going to get rid of the people who think that Harajuku is a beautiful city.
It's really no good.
I came here 30 minutes ago.
Really? So early?
Yes, I came here 30 minutes ago.
Really? So early?
Yes, I came here 30 minutes ago.
And there were some guys who were picking up girls in this four-day-a-day.
You're too early!
You guys are too early!
Mr. Terin, who was waiting for the right moment, was already checking on the suspicious young people.
Some guys were picking up girls here.
How many years have passed?
I'm not a chef.
Oh really?
I'm the chef.
What? You're the chef?
What did you do?
I sold the sake.
What?
You sold the sake?
I brought it out in front of me.
Who brought the rice?
Me.
It just came out of nowhere.
What's going on?
I don't recommend you to go on a date with a girl.
It's not good for the atmosphere of Tarajuku.
And the clothes she's wearing are too cheap.
Please go on a date with her.
I can't believe she's going on a date with a girl.
Are you on a shopping spree?
Yes, we are.
By the way, don't forget to invite us if you want to talk with us.
See you later.
I knew it.
Harajuku has been in chaos since the beginning.
Please be careful when you pick up girls.
Let's take a walk in the middle of the city.
When I was a sleeper, I was 22 or 23 years old.
What happened to me at that time?
What?
Ah!
Hoist!
It's forbidden!
Hoist!
Ah!
Hoist!
What the heck is this?
What a surprise!
A couple is kissing each other in public!
No way!
And before that, let's take a look at what happened last week in Akihabara with the police in Minegishi.
Extra Investigation Investigate a suspicious cafe where people who claim to be hesitant about gender
It looks like the third floor of that building.
Is this it?
Yeah.
Wow, it's so suspicious.
This is suspicious.
There's a possibility that it's a murder case.
Yes.
I understand.
What do you think?
A girl in a school uniform dressed like an AKB48 is being nice.
Nice?
I don't think it's a bad idea.
I'm sure it's a murder case.
Let's go.
It's a murder case!
Give me the money! Give me the money!
This is Minitsuka Palace of AKB48.
I heard that there is a cafe where mysterious people are having fun.
I don't know. I don't know.
What kind of cafe is it?
We are maidens.
We are having fun talking to our customers.
You are having a suspicious conversation.
You guys are so mean.
I'm sorry.
We are all men.
This is a cafe and bar where a boy and a girl meet a maid.
The cast is all men.
Can I ask you a question?
Is this hair straight?
Yes, it's straight.
It's straight.
It's so smooth.
Now, let's check the situation.
Yes.
Do you put on makeup and go to work in the train until you get here?
Yes, I go to work from home.
Do you usually study makeup?
How long does it take?
About 30 minutes.
That's fast.
How long does it take?
About 45 minutes.
That's fast.
About 45 minutes.
What kind of person do you like?
Men?
Girls?
I don't like people who come to me.
What are you talking about?
I'm just saying what's convenient for me.
Temi-san, you look like a woman, so if you're nervous, you can talk.
Don't be nervous.
I'm not nervous.
Stop it, everyone.
Girls are like that.
They're so cool.
Actually, this cafe has a chaotic yakisoba that seduces the customers.
I have to investigate this.
How does a chaotic yakisoba taste?
It's a chaos.
You're an enemy.
Yes.
You look bad.
Here it comes.
It's yakisoba.
Really?
Yakisoba?
Do you want to try it?
I'll mix it.
Mix it.
The clerk is mixing the ice cream in front of her.
This is also a popular secret.
I don't really like food.
It's not a problem.
Is it okay?
It's done.
Thank you very much.
Now, please eat it.
If it's not good, you'll be arrested.
Here you go.
Oh?
Really?
Eat it.
Don't take it out.
It's chaos.
Chaos?
It's not bad and it's not good.
Really?
That's right.
It's delicious.
Thank you very much.
It's very sweet.
I see.
It's delicious.
Minami, you're great.
It's gone.
How is it?
It's gone.
It's delicious.
It's gone.
It's really delicious.
How do you feel?
I'm scared.
Please eat first.
I'm a star of eating.
Please tell me the image.
It's sweet.
It's gone.
It's good!
It's good?
No, it's not.
3 times 2 is 3 times 2!
The Legend Police will decide.
Napolitan!
That's right.
It's ketchup-based napolitan.
What is it?
Is it sticky?
It's sticky.
Yes or no?
What is it?
It's 2 vs. 4, so it might be close to being arrested.
This is...
...arrested!
4 vs. 2 was a lot of noes, so he was arrested.
But this store is addictive.
On the other hand, in Harajuku...
What is it?
It's a hoist!
What a surprise! A couple kissing hotly in the middle of the night!
This is a pretty violent crime!
Are you guys a couple?
Of course we are!
Why are you so nervous?
You guys are so cool!
How old are you?
We are 20 years old.
You guys are so young!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
We met!
What?
I envy you.
Why do you want to kiss on the street?
I want to kiss at home.
I want to kiss at any time.
Is it American style?
I want to kiss in front of you.
I want to see your sunglasses.
I want to see it.
Reveal it right away.
I want to see it.
Thank you very much.
I know it's lovey-dovey, but I won't let you kiss me on the street.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
I'm a little dizzy.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, there's something.
What?
There's someone who's taking over the park.
Hey, let's go over there.
Yeah, I got it.
Let's go, everyone.
Yes.
Emergency request.
Take over the park.
Take over the suspicious group.
Is that the group?
It's suspicious.
It stands out in the park at dusk.
The color of the hair is amazing.
Red.
White and pink.
Various.
Isn't it the most dangerous?
The mysterious group that appeared in the park at dusk.
It smells obviously troublesome.
What a scary group!
What were you doing?
Parapara.
Parapara?
They are Gelsa, who are active mainly in Shibuya.
They are Komikado members.
They practice parapara like this several times a week.
There are people like leaders.
I'm Marataro.
What's your name?
Marataro.
That's a great name.
If you're just dancing, isn't it normal?
I think so.
There's a little problem here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The conversation isn't going well at all.
Who's the problem?
The leader?
The leader is the problem.
The conversation isn't going well at all.
According to the explanation, the leader can't go home at all.
In other words, he's at home?
When will you be allowed to go home?
About a month.
What?
Who's the bag?
What kind of bag is a woman at home?
You're 17 years old and you're at home.
How much is it?
It's 1,000 yen.
Why did you go home?
We're friends.
As police officers, we have to return 17-year-olds to their homes.
That's right.
That's why we're here.
Let's call your mom.
No, Mataro.
After this, Mataro will call his parents.
Hello?
Let's go! AKB Ministopolis!
Gelsa leader, Mataro, who is in the house.
Call your parents for the first time in a month!
Hello?
Yes, this is Marin.
Marin? What's wrong?
Well...
I'm sorry I can't go home.
It's not a normal thing.
I'm sorry I'm always like this.
I'm sorry for all the trouble.
I'm sorry I want to say thank you.
I'm sorry I'm always like this.
I'm sorry.
I'm a selfish daughter.
I'm sorry.
Well, it's normal, but please do it well from now on.
Yeah.
Put your heart into it.
Yes.
Then be careful.
I'm going to call Terry.
Who?
Terry Ito.
What?
I'm going to call him.
Are you kidding me?
Hello?
What?
Nice to meet you. I'm Terry Ito.
Nice to meet you.
I don't have any suspicious letters.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Thank you.
I was just talking to a lady.
I want to continue cycling, but I'm also worried about my mother.
I just met her and heard that she was at home.
You should come home first.
Yes, of course.
I'll talk to her, so please talk to her.
Okay.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sato Tamao.
Hello.
I'm tired.
Your mother is here.
It's been a while. Nice to meet you.
I want you to get along with me in the future.
Thank you.
I'm going home.
Hello?
Is it real?
It was real.
I'm going home today.
Okay.
I'll call you back.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Thank you.
Please take a look at me.
AKB Minisuka Police was surprisingly useful.
Please go home.
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
What is it?
There is a violent criminal in Shibuya Karaoke.
Is there?
Yes, there is.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
Emergency request.
Arrest the violent criminal who is rampaging in Karaoke.
Shibuya Karaoke
Let's go to the place where the gangsters are hiding
What is this?
It's scary
Let's go
Shibuya Karaoke
What is this suspicious army?
AKB Kousagi Dojo
AKB48 Group Draft Meeting
29 candidates are finally decided
The day of fate is approaching
Emergency request! Arrest the evil criminal who is rampaging in Karaoke!
We are AKB Minitsuka Police. Please tell us your name and occupation.
Eh? I don't know Shimoda Misaki.
I don't know?
I don't know Shimoda Misaki!
If you don't have it, go home, Big Ben-ya!
Coming up next week, it's Shimoda Misaki!
It was the queen of excitement, Shimoda Misaki and her friends.
The video of the original call has reached 3 million views.
She is the most fashionable woman now.
What are you doing?
This is called a call.
It's a magic word.
It's scary.
Why did you do that?
When I was over 20 years old, I could only feel inferiority complex when I saw amazing sports.
I couldn't be impressed.
Even if I don't have skills, I will do my best to do what anyone can do.
I was looking for a way to make my dream come true.
I see.
Do you understand the meaning of this?
It may have been difficult.
Was it difficult?
I understand the meaning a little.
There is a saying that you can't get into a circle.
For example, soccer is popular in Shibuya.
You can't be impressed by one thing.
Is that right?
That's right.
I studied that I can't do anything because I don't need skills to do it.
Is that right?
Yes.
Even if you don't have anything, anyone can do it.
That's right.
Does that mean anyone can do it?
Yes, anyone can do it.
Do you want to try it?
Let's do it together.
I'm going to teach you the magic word for your request.
Like this.
It's difficult. Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Vacuum
Heart
Pretending to cry
Request
The important thing is to do it for a specific person.
Even at the venue.
Like this. Every show, every show, every show. One CD, one CD, one CD.
That's amazing.
Let's do it.
I had to buy it.
That's fast.
Everyone can do it.
That's amazing.
Can AKB do it?
If it's for one person, I can do it.
That's amazing.
Can you do it?
Do you have the catchphrase?
Everyone can do it.
Can you do it?
Please do it.
I'm Oomamina who has a stable Koro-chan experience today.
Sorry for making you feel like this.
I think Oga-san is much worse than usual.
She's the power of her physique.
Just a little?
Up-han, Ebitail, Sandashii-to, and...
Ai, Bunka, Renda, Bunka, Renda, Bunka, Renda, Bunka, Renda, Bunka, Renda, Bunka, Renda.
Don't look at the camera!
I'm a very good dancer.
I'm very good at dancing.
I'm a very hardworking person.
I'm the strongest.
Up hand, Ebi tail, wildly swaying on the standing seat and
I Boir Boir Boir, Boir Boir Boir, Boir Boir Boir Boir
Oomamina
The distance between us is automatically becoming smaller, I think.
I think I'll be able to do my best again tomorrow.
What?
I got a lot of energy.
I'm going to do my best from tomorrow.
Now, let's go to the final call.
AKB Kousagi Police, who are planning to arrest them, got their energy back.
We have no choice but to let them go.
But, if Japan gets excited with this momentum, that's fine.
AKB Kousagi Dojo.
That's all for this week.
Goodbye.
We did it!