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Everyone, did you brush your teeth after eating?
Now, this week's AKB48 Dojo has started.
First, today's members will appear.
Now, this week's AKB48 Dojo has started.
AKB48 members will solve the problems of the lost bunnies.
AKB Kousagi Dojo!
This year's troublemaker is that sexy lady who had a big break last year.
It smells really good.
All the members of AKB48 are very excited about the overflowing eroticism.
I dare to endure it with no panties.
Let's have this erotic lady teach us how to attract adults.
Yokoyama, do you know the meaning of Yokochi?
In addition, we will show you the wisdom to not fall into the trap of sweet love.
This week's narration is in charge of me, team A's Kallen Iwata.
Youth is beautiful. However, youth sometimes breaks the balance of mind and action and gets lost.
The place where such a lost little rabbit can be found is here, AKB Little Rabbit Dojo.
The little rabbit is 32 years old now. He is the one who broke a big break last year and is full of adult charm.
That's right. Dad.
Thank you for waiting.
Dad, you broke a big break today.
I would like to introduce his worries first.
Here it is.
I am the most beautiful 32-year-old girl in Japan. I am the one who does the most erotic things in the industry.
Are you okay?
The one who does the most erotic things in the industry?
The one who does the most erotic things in the industry.
I think it's normal, but I'm troubled because people say I'm too erotic.
The photo is good.
The photo is good?
I have a handkerchief.
I have a handkerchief and glasses.
Do you have a handkerchief at home?
No, I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Are you okay at this time?
I can do it somehow.
You can do it somehow?
I'm surprised.
I'd like to call you right away.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
This week's lost little rabbit appeared like a comet last year.
The most beautiful 32-year-old in Japan, Danmitsu- san.
The goddess of Eros, who designs the gravure world that captivated all of Japan, has arrived at the little rabbit dojo.
What's going to happen?
Do you do something sexy in your job?
I don't think it's a good idea to call me a sexy lady like a singer or a weather lady.
How is this Eros pheromone?
What's the difference?
Everything is different. What is it?
Even the thing you're chewing on.
Eros pheromone!
It's a key!
It smells so good!
It's a key!
I'm going to expect a lot from you!
I'm a girl, but I'm a little excited.
Oh, my God.
It smells like pheromones.
This is the smell of pheromones.
What is this? Is this a commercial product?
No, it's leaking.
Brother.
You guys are either.
You can't date a man.
That's right.
There's a sad rule in AKB.
Sad rule.
But you have to date a man someday.
Of course.
At that time, you can meet a man by listening to his advice.
You can also know about eroticism.
I want to know.
I want to learn that kind of thing.
I want to absorb it.
That's right.
Mr. Daimitsu Masano, the adult milk, is said to be too erotic.
He seems to be in trouble.
What do you mean?
I don't think I'm saying anything erotic.
I was scolded by a great person on a golden show.
What?
A great person standing next to me with a camera in his hand.
I can't shoot it.
You can't shoot it.
90% of it can't be broadcast.
We thought it was erotic enough to watch on TV.
Is that what you're saving?
That's right.
I'm trying my best not to be erotic.
Do you still have an urge to do it?
That's right.
I dare not watch it on TV.
What?
I can't watch it on TV.
I'm sorry.
I can't watch it on TV.
I'm sorry.
Do you still have an urge to do it?
What?
What's the merit of it?
Being a no-pan.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
Concentration from tension.
Everyone, it's concentration from tension.
Everyone wears a mini skirt, but this girl is wearing a proper one, right?
Of course.
I'm wearing a store-bought one.
A store-bought one.
So you're not nervous just because you're wearing a store-bought one.
That's why I'm opening my legs.
That's right.
If I were a no-pan, I'd be frustrated.
That's right.
So you weren't like that when you were in Salon Danmitsu, right?
That's right.
When I opened my legs, I naturally became an ocean view.
An ocean view.
A beautiful sea.
You're cute.
Do you understand the meaning of an ocean view?
An ocean view?
It's like an ocean.
What's that?
I get it.
Your face is turning red, so stop it.
But you were looking forward to meeting Sumire and Ayarin, right?
That's right.
My dad really likes them.
Shall we get their autographs today?
I'd like to get their autographs.
I'd like to get their autographs for my dad.
How did you do that?
It's important for a daughter to have that.
Yokoyama, do you understand the meaning of an ocean view?
I don't understand.
It's my dad next to me.
I see.
You're thinking about something weird.
You're so silly.
We're going to cut this out, aren't we?
We're not going to do a theme song.
Akihabara is making a big deal out of this.
Are you okay?
Among them, there's a member of AKB who feels like an elf.
Everyone, please pose.
Everyone, please put on your underwear.
Unfortunately, I'm wearing underwear.
What do you think?
Especially Minami.
It's not good at all.
This...
This part...
Which part is good?
Minami-san.
When you turn around,
Your face looks like you're about to pass out.
When I turn around?
Wait a minute.
Turn around.
Should I turn around?
Like this?
Yes, it feels like it's leaking.
It's leaking.
I didn't know that talent was hidden.
I'm jealous.
Certainly, it's a child between the techniques.
I should have brought a notebook today.
The next thing to learn is our problem.
You can't be this kind of woman.
Well, if you become like this, you'll lose the result.
That's the idea.
A woman who loses.
Everyone, please check if it fits.
The first one is negative thoughts at any time.
Miihi!
This is very common in AKB.
For example?
For example, the two over there have been talking about negative things since morning.
For example, Matsui.
I'm surprised.
What kind of conversation are you talking about?
When I was asked to write down my current problems in the questionnaire, I couldn't see my future.
That's all I could think of.
What about you?
The first thing that came to my mind was that I don't have any friends.
That's all I could think of.
When I saw the world with my eyes wide open, I thought,
How small is it?
You're a serious patient, aren't you?
What does this mean?
What is Iona?
Well, if you get negative in front of anyone, that's where the conversation ends.
You have to change the way you express yourself in front of someone important.
You want to show your weakness in front of someone you like?
That's right.
This is what happens when you're in front of someone you like.
In other words, I really like you.
Please leave the negative when it's important.
Yes.
Let's go to the next one.
I watch TV all the time and complain.
This is Yokoyama.
Do you complain?
I'm a Kansai person, so I'll just say what I'm interested in.
That's terrible.
When I was watching a comedy DVD with you,
What is this?
That's terrible.
As a Japanese opinion, I said it at that time, but it's not funny at all. It would have been nice if there was more other content.
The complaint I say through the TV becomes a complaint about myself.
It's really funny.
Yokoyama is not funny.
Maybe so.
I laughed a lot.
It's the same as a cast.
It's like looking in the mirror.
That's right.
Next is this.
To be honest, I don't have a tissue or a handkerchief.
There are quite a few.
What is it when you grab it?
After all, I have to wipe off what flows out of me.
Is this the basis for women?
When something happens, you can appeal to the femininity of the woman.
That's right.
I have it too.
I have a sewing tool, a toothpick, and a cotton swab.
I can get it out right away.
There are many members who ask me if I don't have a cotton swab, so I put it in a pouch so that I can get it out right away.
That's a good woman.
How many points is this?
I think it's 100 points.
If you look at it from a man's point of view, it's a high score.
I think this girl is a good girl.
Let's all go buy it.
You have it at home, don't you?
I can't miss the second half of the show.
Everyone has something in their heart.
Now is the time to release it and fly freely.
The time has come.
Do you talk about quitting AKB in the future?
I do.
AKB Kousagi Dojo
AKB Shikoku
Everyone has something hidden deep inside their heart. Release it now and fly free. The time has come!
Hat himself, is there anyone you want to say thank you to?
I want to say thank you.
My parents, I guess.
Why?
If I didn't have my parents, I wouldn't have been born, and I wouldn't be here.
I've been playing the role of a child since I was little.
I've always been taught to be humble, to be rational, and to be polite, and now I think I can be here.
Have you ever worried about anything?
I've never worried about anything.
I've always loved my parents, so I've always lived without worrying about anything.
Do you talk about quitting AKB in the future?
Yes, I will.
My mom and dad always tell me that I only have one year left.
Really?
Even if I don't think so, they just say it.
What do you mean by that?
It's like, if my parents think so, then I should do it.
You have to do it for 5 or 10 years.
That's right.
I'm counting on you.
Yes.
Then, can you say thank you to your parents again?
Yes.
I'm always grateful to my parents.
But sometimes, I get hit hard.
Sometimes, I lose my temper.
But I love my parents.
I love my parents because I can forgive them.
I really love my parents.
Thank you for giving birth to me.
I will continue to be a good daughter.
I will do my best to see the happy faces of my mother and father, so I look forward to working with you in the future.
Put the pet in the house for a reason.
AKB48, who lacks experience in love, will teach you the wisdom to not fall into the trap of sweet love.
I would like to learn the technique of not falling into the trap of a bad guy from the experienced Danmitsu Sensei.
Everyone wants to know this.
Today is big.
What?
Be careful of Danmitsu Sensei's such a guy.
There is a textbook that says that a man is actually looking for something cute, and if a woman knows that, she will do something good.
You have a great ability to express.
It's not just a lesson, but actually there may be such a part, but you can wrap it all up.
Danmitsu, how do you wrap it up?
That's right.
It's like rolling around.
I'm going to close it like this.
Let's get started.
First, this one.
It's bigger than a dream.
How about this one?
To be honest, the man who has a dream is very attractive.
He might be the kind of person who wants people to acknowledge his dream.
If you ask him why he thinks that way, I think you'll be able to understand him.
It's deep inside.
If it was us, we wouldn't be able to think of it.
Next one.
Sunday is definitely not for you.
It's not for me.
It's not for you.
It's definitely not for you.
You can't just go home.
It's in the song Exile, right?
On Sunday nights, the bed is big.
Do you have any experience with this?
Well, when I realized it, there was a person who said that.
He said he wanted to go for a drive.
When I looked at the back seat, it was a child seat.
No, no, I said, keep it closed.
That's terrible.
The child's nails are too sweet.
The nails are too sweet.
That's terrible.
Next one.
The city view screen on your cell phone is a typo.
What if it's a typo?
It's cute.
It's cute, right?
He likes dogs.
Everyone expects him to react like that.
Are you thinking about it?
That's right.
Who would think of that?
I think it's an easy way to ask a pet to come to your house or to come to see you.
It was easy for everyone to be fooled.
That's great.
Next one.
When you talk on the phone...
I want to cut it off.
I really want to cut it off.
This word is also used by celebrities.
It started at the beginning of the show.
That's right.
If a celebrity uses this word, it's all over.
I think I've said a lot from the beginning.
You've said it.
You're saying it with the feeling that you have to go to the next one.
You can't do this on the phone.
On the contrary, if you're told to do it, don't leave it.
You might want to throw it at him.
If you're told that, men are dangerous.
What kind of voice do you use?
Don't look at me.
It's a voice of a man.
The last one.
His skin is white.
His teeth are white.
Why is this bad?
Shinjyo-san?
His teeth are white.
Maybe he's a bit narcissistic.
I see.
At this time of the year, there are people who are completely black.
I'm sure he went to a barbecue.
That's suspicious.
In addition, in a short-sighted view, a man who is like a sister to anyone may want to keep his attitude while approaching another woman.
In addition, a man who appeals to a boy's heart may be a person who prioritizes himself over her.
Everyone, be careful.
If you understand that this is the kind of thing, even if you like it a little, the way you look at it will change, and if you still like it, you will feel like doing this.
What kind of man should I date?
After all, hold hands.
I think it's easier for people who think it's fun and happy to see the future.
It's surprisingly pure.
It's wonderful.
I think it's going to be a little different from the hand-shaking part.
I think it's going to be more erotic.
But that's right.
Damishi-san is said to be a sukebe girl, right?
But it's very solid.
I wonder if there's anything that can fly towards sukebe.
More than I thought, she has a moral and common sense.
On the contrary, that's what makes the eros stand out.
If I didn't have common sense, I would have been caught.
It was good.
Everyone, it's almost Valentine's Day.
Those who are mentally prepared and those who aren't, please listen to the new single, Choco no Dorei by SKE48 and liven up your mood!
And from February 1st, our movie is finally going to be released all over the country.
From tomorrow, I'm Sashihara Nero of HKT48.
I'm going to quit AKB48.
Everyone is looking at me.
It's not over yet.
It's over.
Our friendship and frustration that we don't usually show, and the drama of the truth will be revealed now.
I want to go up to the top.
Everyone, please do your best.
I'll do my best too.
If you don't try until you get the hang of it, you won't get any results.
It will be released on February 1st.
This week as well, we have the ending dance. Here we go!
In the next Ko-Usa-Gi Dojo, a 6th grade boy who fell in love with a single mother appears.
He says he doesn't want his beloved mother to be taken by someone else.
For him, AKB48 is the most important thing.
I want to raise him.
Don't miss it! Pyon! Pyon!