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Good evening, everyone.
We will soon hold a collaboration event with Dynamite 2x0 CB.
Before that, let me introduce you to the two people who came to help us.
Hello, I'm Mai Adachi, and I'm an idol trainee.
I'm from Shizuoka Prefecture and I'm studying to be a nurse's teacher at university.
Nursing practice starts tomorrow, so I'd like you to look at me and relax.
Thank you in advance.
Um, I'll read it in a big role.
Hello everyone, I changed my voice.
Please remember me as Lami-chan, a big fan!
The chalice fits into Sumi-san's thighs.
Thank you very much. Please wait for a moment. We will resume in a moment.
This time, thank you for applying for the second-place new member audition.
Thank you very much.
As we are looking for new members, I am very happy that members of such a wide range of ages and future members have gathered. Thank you in advance.
Has it already started?
It's started.
Comments are coming in.
I'm in a bad mood.
We've been talking about this the most.
Let's get started.
The fourth episode of "Dynamite Nini" has begun!
This time, we will deliver it on the first public live broadcast of the show.
How many members of the audience are there?
Oh, thank you!
Thank you very much.
Thank you!
Who is confident that you came from the farthest place today?
Huh? No one?
Huh? Oh, there is!
From Osaka!
Wow! Thank you!
From Osaka!
Osaka is far away, isn't it? Thank you!
You came all the way from the ground.
Thank you!
Thank you for those who are not members yet.
Thank you!
Thank you for coming all the way!
I feel like I'm being exposed a little, don't you?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! You feel hot, don't you?
But it's okay! I don't think so!
I don't think so!
Let's have fun together!
Yes!
Yes, so this show can be watched by anyone in the first half of the show,
but in the second half of the show, only members of the channel can watch it.
Yes!
By the way, in the first half of the show, "Zero-One TV" will also be broadcast on YouTube at the same time!
Wow!
Today, it's not "mini-channel" but "Zero-One TV" that will be broadcast on YouTube, right?
Yes! This time it's "Zero-One TV".
Yes! We're at the venue today, but if you're not a member of the channel, you can watch it all!
Eh? Can people who are not members of the channel watch it all?
Eh? Am I speaking Japanese correctly?
Yes! You're correct! You're correct!
Please!
After I said "don't feel the heat", this is it! There's too much heat, isn't it?
And also!
There's one that each member wrote, and this double- sided pen badge will be released for each member!
It's got such an impact!
Only Kisumino is cute!
Wait, what about Tomi?!
Tomi is cute too!
Oh, Tomi is cute too!
Wait, wait, wait!
You wrote it quite seriously!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I wasn't recording at the time, but how serious were you when you wrote it?
It's already been 2 or 3 minutes!
They gave me my hair and told me to write it!
But it's amazing, I'm the only one who wrote it at home and spent like 2 hours writing it, I'm sorry!
Yeah, it's a Kisumino movie!
It's so cute!
I only colored my hair!
Yeah, you wrote it in such a cute way, I'm so happy!
And also!
A double-sided pen badge will be released this time too!
Is it this one?
Is it too strong?
How can you pass this with only 3,000 yen?!
There's an A pattern and a B pattern.
This isn't cute either, is it?
This isn't cute either, is it?!
I really like how you're holding onto your own life.
What kind of scene is this?
Oh, it's a rice ball!
But I also like Anri's right punch!
When was this?
I love right punches!
Yeah, I know!
I'm supposed to be doing puns, but for some reason I'm...
It's Anri's month now!
Yeah.
When was this scene?
All of them are really good scenes,
but it seems like there's one scene where the agency was the only one that wasn't broadcasted.
Can someone guess?
But it's already been broadcasted, right?
Yeah, it's already been broadcasted...
So it's like the broadcast wasn't broadcasted?
Then does it mean we're not being broadcasted?
That's bad, that's bad!
I'm definitely confident! I'm not doing anything weird!
Go ahead!
I'm definitely confident!
But isn't it just naturally weird Anri?
I don't think it's anti-fans but I don't think it's anti-nc fans
I think it's actually anti-fans
I think it's anti-fans
Stop it! It's scary!
We really don't know either
Because in this script, anti-fans are speaking
That's true!
Is it really something we don't know about?
It's become a psychological war!
Wait a minute!
Also, anti-fans' characters and their voices are often deceived
but there are times when they say pretty harsh things
Really?
Like "it'd be bad if you turned it into letters"
Everyone's predictions are deep, so is it okay?
Wait a minute!
I don't know! It might come from afar!
Please say it yourself!
The only scene where the agency "NG" came out is...
This one!
If you don't know what it is, you'll be like "who is it?"
It's not Anri.
But it was popular, so everyone has it.
Popular?
Yes, yes.
Let's collect everyone's material and make it next time.
No, it's all thumbtacks.
Is it okay?
It's all thumbtacks.
It's not true, but...
Yes.
It's okay.
I wanted it.
The agency "NG" you, right?
On the contrary, "NG" you.
It's okay if you all put it out.
No, but I really wanted Anri's thumbtack.
Are you adding more?
Hurry up and say the next one!
You're next!
Yes.
I'll announce it.
Yes.
Well...
What should I say first?
Well...
It's already been announced.
The next season...
Isn't it Yui Okui?
Maybe.
Orishima-san has already announced it.
Orishima-san.
On March 15th, a solo live...
It's not Yui Okui.
It's Anri!
Yui Okui-san will be hosting the live.
It's my first time doing a 30-minute work alone, so I'm really nervous.
But I've prepared a lot of cover songs.
I'll be practicing and finishing up "Runway" which I performed at my solo concert.
So please look forward to it.
We're looking forward to it!
Recently, Yui Okui has been DJing and doing solo lives.
It was a lot of fun.
Thank you for DJing and coming.
I'd like to announce something that hasn't been decided yet.
What is it?
I'm going to have my birthday live on the eve of May.
Everyone, I'm sure you'll be there in May.
I said I'd like to do it on Saturday, but I wasn't pushed to do it on Saturday.
I should have said it when I was told.
I hope you'll come to my birthday party in May.
What else?
Oh, I'm talking about my senior from my company.
Next week... No, not next week.
This week's episode is going to be an in-house meeting of BS Shochikuto-kyu.
Please look forward to it.
What kind of scene is it?
The color of the episode has changed.
It's going to be an in-house meeting.
The original color of the episode was...
I edited it and thought it was too much.
It's changed.
It's too much.
It's like blood turns green in games.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the second in-house meeting for this drama.
It's a great drama.
It's barely done.
It's going to be an in-house meeting in the first one- sided scene.
I see.
Yes.
It's not a love story.
It's been fixed and connected.
Wow.
I'd like to see it the other way around.
I did this impersonation of Kisumi.
Look at me.
All of a sudden.
I've been studying a lot.
Me?
Yes.
No, no, it doesn't make sense.
Kisumi is like this.
I absorbed everything she was doing and tried my best to bring it down.
Then I'll say I got an NG.
Thank you.
I learned a lot.
Yes.
Is that about it?
I think so.
Yes.
Then let's move on to today's project.
Staff, please.
Look at this.
It's Dynama.
That's right.
Yes!
Excuse me.
Could you raise this microphone a little bit?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
That's good.
Thank you.
Dynama is wearing a microphone.
Is it on?
Ta-dah!
Penalty game posture check test!
Don't react to photos!
It's like you're not at work and it's a karaoke competition!
I can't wait for the last one!
Isn't the first one pretty high?
Why? Why do we have to do the penalty game?
I'll explain the reason later.
Is there a reason?
There's a lot of reasons.
Shall we get started?
The first game is penalty game posture check test!
Well, I think there will be many opportunities to receive penalties for outdoor work in the future, but I think it's better to try here what penalty game is suitable for you.
No, I can't choose it anyway.
Absolutely not!
Wait! Isn't it a game and a penalty game?
Well, I think it's usually like that, but for the time being, I'll only receive penalties.
Isn't it torture?
It doesn't make any sense!
Why do we regret it so much?
I want to go to the penalty game as soon as possible.
Yes.
You're a do-esu.
I want to go to the penalty game as soon as possible.
I don't want to go.
Yes, and I'll explain the rules.
Yes.
We will distribute papers with numbers and contents of penalty game to the audience who are coming now.
Everyone will come, right?
It's a three-way.
Everyone will come, right?
Yes.
Please rewrite it!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Please rewrite it to a comfortable penalty game!
I want you to make it a cute line or something.
We are idols!
That's right!
Make it a cute face or five seconds or something.
Which one is good?
Everyone in front of you, please say your favorite number.
And you will play a penalty game with the number you like.
I don't like it!
Can we make a wish?
Yes, you can make a wish.
But we can't watch it quietly.
Let's start with the penalty game.
Here is the penalty game.
This is the worst.
Eat an insect.
Answer an interview.
Eat an oriental.
New work? Imitation?
It's not good at all.
It's hard.
It's the worst.
I can't get it together.
It's a penalty game.
There is a reward like this.
I want you to put it in.
Like a prize.
Isn't it a penalty game?
Imitation is a prize.
Imitation is hard.
Imitation comes mentally.
I don't like it at all.
If you can't eat it, there is a request system.
Here it is.
Can you see it?
A request member and a request member and a request customer.
I feel sorry for Mr. Umaru.
First of all, one of you will be replaced.
One or two?
Replacement?
I don't have to do it, do I?
That's right.
Second of all, someone who wants to be a member without knowing it.
It's not fair.
It's not productive at all.
Third of all, let's say number eight.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Let's say number eight and play a penalty game that number eight has with number eight.
I see.
All of them are recommended.
You can only do it here.
All of them are recommended.
That's good.
It's not the worst imitation from a customer's point of view.
That's right.
But if it's more interesting than ours...
That's true.
We can't do it here.
But think about it normally.
We're idols.
That's right. This is high level.
If you think it's more interesting than us, let's have you sit here.
That's right.
It's a replacement system.
It's a new member audition.
That's right.
Let's change this.
Yes.
But for now, customers have the right to refuse.
What? You're kidding, right?
Stop it!
For now, the staff is simulating it, but the safety is also...
Safety?
Don't make me do that!
They're simulating it, but it's their own responsibility.
Especially for people with allergies like bugs and corneas.
Oh, that's right.
I want you to say something low-level.
We only had a high-level confirmation, but is it okay?
That's right.
It's okay. It's okay.
Yes.
So, please use it at your favorite timing.
So, first of all, Tomi-san, please say your favorite number.
From Tomi?
Why is it from Tomi?
Is it my favorite number?
Yes.
Then...
13.
Number 13, are you here?
Number 13, you're behind me like that?
What kind of arrangement is that?
Then, can you announce the punishment game content?
I don't like insects. I don't like insects. I don't like insects.
Gorilla?
It's durian. Durian?
Yes.
It's a smelly one.
Durian.
Then, can you bring me a durian?
But it might be a hit.
No, I don't eat durian.
Don't bring me a durian.
Are you bringing me a durian here?
I don't like it.
Can you open it?
Then, let's open it once.
I'll open it.
Eh, it doesn't smell at all.
Eh, so far it doesn't smell here at all.
This might smell.
Something is coming up.
It smells like this.
Oh, it stinks!
Do you want to eat it alone or use the request system?
Raise your hand if you're 13 years old.
I think I can eat durian.
Let's eat it together for the first time.
Has anyone eaten durian before?
Oh, quite a lot!
Does that mean everyone smells like it?
Does everyone smell like it?
Has anyone eaten it before?
It smells pretty bad.
What should we do?
Um...
Should we do it together or not?
I'm the one who decides, right?
That's right.
This is like a king of fruits, isn't it?
It's really good, isn't it? Was it good?
Is it high quality fruit?
Is it really good?
Soy sauce?
If you put soy sauce on it, will the smell go away?
Please tell me when you eat it, Komi-san.
What should I do? Should I say it?
Should I call you?
Will you call me?
What do you think, No. 13?
Is there anything you don't like about me?
Isn't there anything you don't like about me?
Please tell me.
Can I ask you for your name?
Um... I'm Nishimura.
Hey Nishimura...
I grew and made it from seeds.
Eh...
Let's eat it together?
Of course.
Watch Domi eat it.
You look cute when you're in a daze.
It's one of the best in the world.
Um, why are you standing in front of me?
Water!
By the way, is it better to eat it as it is or is it better to eat it deliciously?
Does that mean it's right?
What do you think?
If you have experience.
Fried rice?
Do you mean you mix fried rice like pineapple fried rice?
I see.
Are you a person like that?
Wow, you're a person like that.
Ice cream!
This looks delicious.
But if it's durian chips or something like that, does it smell better when you heat it up?
Does it have acidity?
Acidity?
Acidity is bad?
Acidity?
Acidity...
Acidity?
There's no durian in Japan.
Acidity...
Is it rotten?
What?
I just thawed it properly.
It doesn't smell like a fish, does it?
It's not like it's been frozen for years.
It's not like that.
I can't believe it.
We said goodbye.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Next, Morishima-san.
Please say your favorite number.
Okay.
Um...
What should I say?
Eight...
Eighteen!
Eighteen.
Thank you.
She doesn't like it.
Isn't it a new target?
I did it!
Okay, number eighteen.
Please announce your punishment.
Um...
I'll eat a piece of insect.
Wait!
That's amazing.
Okay, so we have Kabuto, Inago, Kaiko, Teruoyochu, Superworm, Jamaican Field Crocodile...
What? What? What? What did you say? I don't know what you said!
We also have Millworm.
Let's eat it together?
No!
Let's eat it together? No!
By the way, have you ever eaten insects before?
No.
It's your first time eating insects!
Thank you for the food.
Don't try to eat it all by yourself.
Tomi-chan made this place for you, didn't she?
I know what you like.
Non-chan, what do you want to eat?
I want you to eat what Tomi-chan made for me.
You're good!
I knew it!
The strongest-looking...
Kabuto-mushi!
You can eat Kabuto-mushi?
Non-chan, will you eat the Kabuto-mushi I raised from the soil?
Of course!
Yay!
I've already eaten it, so I'll let you eat it.
Which one of you is going to eat it first, the butt or the leg?
You sound like you're about to give up.
She's going to eat it first, the butt.
This is by far the best thing I've eaten so far.
I'll try the female part of the beetle.
It's a reward competition, isn't it?
Do you eat it again?
Look at this.
It's black.
Do you want me to show you my cross section?
It's better than Milmaum.
Is it?
The smell of durian and this picture are amazing.
The power of attack.
It's a little hard, so I can't eat it all.
You ate it all.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Hurry up and bring it.
I'll collect it right away.
The customer's guidance system and the penalty game are getting weird.
Next, Ms. Okuhi, please say your favorite number.
What should I do?
36.
Is anyone here?
I'm pretending not to be here.
36.
Wait, what's the penalty game?
I'm sorry.
Please don't do it.
Why don't you wear it with me?
Hey, No. 36, you are wearing a cute hat.
Why don't you wear it with me?
Wait a minute.
She is making a bet.
Do it!
Let's stand up. You two stand up and go up to the desk.
And you put in your underwear.
You're dressed like that to go up on stage, aren't you?
Oh, one by one.
Besides, no one will say anything. I feel sorry for you, but say something.
Staff, staff, please bring me one more. I'm sorry.
But you're already wearing something like underwear.
It's the best to be seen by everyone.
Wow, it was entertaining.
It's good, it's good.
You're suited for this job.
I'm suited for it. I really don't like it.
Do you wear it yourself?
Oh, yes.
Oh, then I'll hold the microphone.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Do you want to go? Do you want to do it together? Do you want to wear it together? Let's go!
Yui Yui, you said you won for the first time today.
Am I cute?
You're so ugly.
Hey, hey, hey, stop it.
Hey, you're ugly, stop it.
OK, I'm wearing it.
OK, I'm going to interview you two, so please answer each other.
With this? With this?
Yes.
Please tell me the words you cherish.
The words I cherish...
OK, Ms. Okui first.
The words I cherish are...
I can't help but die.
OK, please tell me the words you cherish.
Tomi-san, I love you.
Tomi-kayo!
We're doing it together, and you're doing Tomi-kayo!
Thank you.
I don't know, it's a little scary.
Hey, hey, look over here, you two.
Over here?
Look over here.
What's going to happen today?
I don't know.
Can we use a close-up camera?
Oh, can you zoom in?
I don't know what's going on over here.
Moving on...
Can you tell me your charming point?
My charming point?
Let's see...
My cute eyes!
Is it working now?
Are you sure?
Please say something.
My face is chubby.
That's good!
Don't say something better than me!
You can say it with confidence.
Lastly, please tell me your future goal.
Future goal?
I don't want to wear panties in the future.
Thank you!
I can't do it!
Hey, hey, isn't it a punishment game only for me?
I'm the only one who can say "I love you" from a distance.
Right?
What? To all the fans?
To all the fans, thank you always!
Thank you very much!
I love you!
Should we take it again?
Then let's leave it like that.
Should we leave it like that?
Let's leave it like that!
Are you going to leave it like that?
What should we do about this? Once you wear it, you calm down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's not too late now! Let's open up that curtain!
That's right!
I'm worried about public recording!
Yeah, you might get along with me!
Since we're doing it, let's sell it for nothing!
How do we sell it like this?
But I'm curious about what you're doing!
That's right!
Lastly, Aman-san, please say a number you like.
Eighty-one!
The customer number eighty-one...
Pants and interviews.
I agree.
How about "s'more"?
"s'more"?
"s'more" and "s'more"
That's it, isn't it?
Is it?
No way!
"s'more" and "s'more" aren't allowed.
The agency is great. If it's okay with you...
Let's do it lightly.
Let's do it with the members.
I really don't like it.
We have "with" members, right?
We haven't used it yet.
"s'more" and "s'more" aren't allowed with the audience.
Let's do it with the members.
Is that so?
Let's play "rock-paper-scissors" in hell.
I knew it.
Every time we play "rock-paper-scissors" in hell...
It's really bad.
Kisumi says it every time.
"Let's play "rock-paper-scissors" for now."
And Kisumi loses every time.
That's right.
You lose if you say it out loud.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
"s'more" and "s'more" aren't allowed!
We did it!
We won!
Just one person!
Well, we did it once.
If we say "s'more" and "s'more" it's three quarters of "s'more".
Let's do it!
It's not good.
Rock-paper-scissors!
"s'more" and "s'more"!
It's 3/4!
I won!
I'm alive!
Let's go to hell together!
I'm going to put in the new panties.
Just one? Just one pair of panties?
Just one!
I'm looking forward to it!
You have to cut both sides, right?
How do you know so much?
Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't prepare "s'more" for you!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'll tie it up for you!
I'm sorry!
Don't you want to start with me in between you and Pansuto Zumo?
I can't react! I can't react!
Oh, you're right!
We can all do it!
Can you tell me why you played rock-paper-scissors earlier?
You did a good job playing rock-paper-scissors earlier.
I just got my hair fixed.
Are you trying to get me to do it?
Well, for now, let's see who loses.
But if you really want to do it with four of us, let's do it.
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
What was it?
Well, then, both of you, stand up.
What? What? What?
The one who takes it off loses, right?
That's right.
Everyone, please cheer for me!
Well, then...
- Up to here. - This? Up to here?
No, no.
Put it on.
- Put it on and carry it up to your neck. - Yes, put it on and carry it up.
Okay, please put it on for once.
Ready, set...
Oh, Andi, you're beautiful.
Can I do it?
Yes, please.
Then...
Can I do it now?
Are you ready?
If you grab it, it's useless.
I'll do it now.
Hang in there!
Do it! Do it!
I'll do it now.
Nini! Jamba-style panties!
Do it!
I haven't been laughed at, but is it okay?
Maybe you couldn't see my face.
That's right.
Maybe it's this way.
Ahn-chan, did you go over there?
No, Ahn-ri said she couldn't see me either.
This is completely...
This...
What do you think?
It's just a tie.
I was facing this way a lot.
Where was I going?
How was it, everyone?
Did you see it?
It's good.
It was a good expression.
Look, it's okay.
Everyone is saying it's good.
Really?
I don't know what's going on.
Ahn-ri looked really good, even though it was a tie.
She looked really good.
She's beautiful.
She's like a model.
Why does "first" end so beautifully?
Why does it end like that?
It's true.
It's better for Anri to do "first" too.
That's it for the penalty game double check test.
Applause!
We finally got to check it out.
It's over.
That's it for the free part.
I didn't know what "free" meant, but is it okay?
Is it okay for the free part person?
I wonder what this was.
I wonder what this really was.
Okay.
Are we moving on?
That's right.
We're going to switch to the member's part.
Okay.
I'll show you.
Unfortunately, that's it for the free part.
If you want to see more...
If you want to see the members disappear...
Please!