AISubs v3.7
With that said, we will now begin the official recording of "01 FAMILYA" on YouTube 01 TV.
MCs Akigen, Ishii Genki and Akiyama Yoshito will be joining us!
- Please take care of us! - Please take care of us!
- Let's do our best! - That's right!
First of all, today's members are these people.
Please introduce yourselves in order!
I'm B, Shiroiro, and I'm Takana, Shirui!
Please take care of me!
- That's great! - Please do!
- The audience is united! - That's right!
- That's great! Let's do our best! - Yes!
- Yes, thank you very much! - Yes, Kisuminko!
- Yes, I'm Kisuminko and I'm in charge of purple in the same country. I'm Amao Kisumi. Nice to meet you!
Next!
Yes, I'm in charge of blue in Moove.
Next.
Yes, I'm in charge of purple in Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm Kotori Kaiga. Nice to meet you.
And...
I'm in charge of green in Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm Nagisa Tsuki.
Nagisa!
Nice to meet you.
What was that?
What was that mysterious air pocket?
You said "nice to meet you" and then said it, didn't you?
It wasn't like "the video stopped", but "the scene stopped".
The audience didn't see the video.
The scene stopped.
I felt like I was running out of oxygen.
The timing was a little...
I see, I see.
Please do your best.
Yes.
We'll send you off with the members who said "yes".
Thank you for your cooperation.
In this show, we will show you how 01 members are happy and happy.
Every time, we will have you compete in various corners.
The person who is the most active will be the MVP and will end the show as MVZ.
It's an honor.
That's right.
Do you want to be MVZ?
Yes!
Okay, get some air.
Okay!
That girl, that girl, that girl.
That girl, that girl.
It's decided!
No matter what happens in this MVZ, it's Himeno-san!
That's too soon!
Too soon!
It doesn't make sense!
You've been saved, everyone!
I'm glad!
You've been saved!
I'm glad!
Okay, see you next month!
Wait, wait, wait!
You haven't decided yet?
I haven't decided yet.
You haven't decided yet?
I see.
Okay, and I'm sure many of you have noticed, but today we're doing an "ideal curry shirt project" on Zero One TV.
We're wearing a variety of T-shirts.
The members are wearing T-shirts provided by Apti-sama.
Thank you very much for today!
Thank you!
Since we're here, why don't you all stand up and show us your designs?
Okay!
An oversized one, right?
Yes.
Do you all have your own special points?
How about you, Takane-san?
Shall we go in order?
Yes!
My T-shirt has my fan name "Louis Tomo" written on it.
That's right!
And around it, it says "I'm always thinking about you, Rui-chan."
It's an easy-to-wear design, but it's a T-shirt that makes you look like an otaku.
It's cute!
It's very stylish!
The color is nice!
It's stylish!
Okay, let's go in order.
Okay, Tomi-san.
I drew this by hand.
Really?
Yes, but I was so excited in the middle of the night that I forgot about it.
You forgot about it?
Yes, I forgot about it.
You didn't have to say anything.
That's right.
So I drew it in a hurry.
I was so excited that I drew two of my favorite stuffed animals.
That's cute.
Why do you react like that?
You're amazing.
Really?
You're cute.
You're amazing.
It's difficult. Even if you're not so excited, everyone thinks you're cute.
Really?
You're cute, aren't you?
I'm not confident.
But Morita-san said you're ugly.
Who?
Morita-san said you're ugly.
Because being ugly is my job.
Stop it.
You can't say that.
As a boss, it's my job.
Don't say business is ugly.
It's not like that.
I'm happy that everyone is here. Thank you.
Thank you.
And Amano-san.
Yes.
As Tomi-chan said, I'm too smart.
You're not smart.
No, no, no.
Tomi-san is not smart.
You're not smart?
You're smart?
You're smart.
Really?
What are you trying to do for the rest of your life?
You're the only one who's not smart.
I see. I'm sorry.
I got a message saying "forget about being smart and speak up."
I thought about it for five seconds and thought about what I wanted to say.
I wanted to appeal with T-shirts.
"Kisumi or Dai", "Kisumi or Shika"
And I wanted it to be easy to use.
Can you use it?
I can do it!
It's easy!
There are a lot of foreigners walking in Shizuoka right now!
"Kisumi or Dai"!
That's right!
But I can't read it at first glance, so I can't read English.
I thought it was a punk T-shirt.
That's right!
It's a zombie-style T-shirt with "Dai" written on it.
By the way, the T-shirt is longer than the pants I'm wearing today, so I'll go home with this.
This is safer!
Give me more reactions!
Don't suddenly put in a character!
I did it all of a sudden, so I was wondering if it would be okay!
This person was the most impatient!
Don't do that all of a sudden!
There were a lot of verdicts coming out!
Don't say "verdicts"!
I might have thought it was coming out of there, but it was coming out from behind!
Was it really up?
That's why it's a "verdict" screen!
I don't like it!
I thought you were pulling it!
Please wear clothes properly!
I'm sorry, I was so excited about the audition today!
I'm glad you had a bamboo!
And next!
My favorite pizza buns and...
And since it's November 11th and all the numbers are 11,
I put 11 in and made it into an exercise experiment.
I'm sure you all go to the gym or something, so you can use it even at that time.
It's like a "Let's do our best!" T-shirt with the enthusiasm of "Let's do our best!" because it's packed with my favorite things.
It's difficult.
But by spelling, it's "pizza man," right?
Yeah.
Huh? Pizza man?
By appearance?
By appearance, it's "pizza man."
Ah, but that's possible too.
You're a pizza man.
No, it's not possible.
You like pizza buns, don't you?
It's like "Batman" or something like that.
Marvin and another pizza man?
You must be weak.
It's like "Superman."
I made it with the meaning of "You can become a pizza man."
Don't lie.
You all go to the gym or something for a diet or something, but when you think of "pizza man," you go "Whoa!"
It's pretty high in calories.
It's not healthy at all.
It doesn't make you lose weight.
But you're sporty, right?
There's a lot of "Batman" and stuff like that right now.
That's right.
It's winter, and I think a lot of people end up eating meat.
If you saw this and thought, "Alright, I'm going to work out," during this period of time...
It won't happen.
It won't happen at all!
It says "pizza" on it.
You might get hungry.
It's a shirt you wear when you're worried about your skin.
That's right.
So you're not wearing anything right now?
Ah, but I'm wearing it properly.
No, you're not!
You're wearing it properly!
No, I'm wearing it properly too!
If Amane-san wasn't wearing it, you'd be just a pervert.
That's right!
I'm wearing it!
You're wearing it, so it's fine.
Well, you're right.
Then we're both wearing it.
We're both wearing it.
Everyone's wearing it.
If you talk about it, it'll be the same thing.
"I'm wearing it," it's fine.
Anyway, it's become a cheerful topic, right?
Yes.
Alright, moving on.
Yes, in order for everyone to wear it easily, I've decided on one point.
There's a cat here.
This is something I bought at home. It's called "okoge" and it's only been 4 years old.
- Okoge? - Yes.
- You wrote this yourself? - Yes, I wrote it myself.
If you look closely at the pencil, you can even see the bottom of it.
- Really?! Oh, you're right! - You're right!
- That's amazing!
- This is a gift for you. - But it looks stylish.
- Yes, but on the contrary... - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's right. - I'm glad you like it.
- It's cute. - Eh, you're actually wearing it?!
- Eh? - You're wearing it, aren't you?!
- Yes, I'm wearing it. - You can even see the skirt!
- You're wearing it! - And you know, I'm...
I'm not really into idol work, so if you get mad at me for that, I'll get mad back at you.
- No, you started it. - No, I started the story.
- That's right. You and Sakuma-san started it. - Why?!
- That's not true at all! - That's right.
- It has nothing to do with it! - That's right.
- I'm... I'm wearing it. - That's right.
- Yes, I understand. And now, Tsuki-san, how about you? - Yes!
- Well, I... Since I'm a princess, I wanted everyone to protect me, so... - Yes.
- I made Nagi-chan into a "protect me" T-shirt! - That's so cute!
- And I drew this myself! - Eh, you drew it yourself?!
- Eh, that's right! - That's amazing!
- You're good at it! - Everyone's good at it!
- Eh, are you trying to make a frog eat it? - Ah, that's right!
- It's like... I'm in charge of green, but I don't like green very much, so... - Eh?!
- You don't like it?! - You don't like it?!
- It's like, if I have something, I get turned into a frog.
- You like green, right? - Even though I like rabbits and stuff like that.
- Ah... - So, with my rebellion against the people in my agency...
- I made it into a sacrifice! - Ah, that's right!
- With your rebellion, you got turned into a frog's head! - That's right!
- And this is a sheep's shooter! - Ah, that's cute!
- Wow, you're smiling so much I thought you liked it! - That's wonderful!
- And you're really good at it! - You're good, you're good!
- Everyone, please wear it and protect it! - Yes, thank you!
- Well, there are people who are wearing it, right? - That's right!
- It's still available for purchase, so please look forward to it! - Yes!
- Okay, everyone, let's get started! - Yes! - Yes!
- There are a lot of corners, so let's do it! - Yes!
- Now, for the first corner, when you say "couple shirt", you mean "couple"! - Yes!
- When you say "couple", you mean "date"! - Yes!
- When you say "date", you mean... - Yes!
- Let's check the contents of your bags when you go on a date! - Yes!
- Wow! You've come a long way! - That's right, it's a delivery game!
- Now, of course you need your bags, luggage and items when you go on a date, but... - Yes!
- I think it's a simple corner to see what kind of preparation you do. - I see, I see!
- So you're not looking at your usual bag, you're looking at what kind of equipment you'll have when you go on a date! - That's right!
- By the way, we don't know who's going to show up! - What?!
- Then, don't make weird faces! - Huh?
- Don't show up and be like "Ahh!" and get caught! - We don't know if you'll show up or not!
- You'll show up at random, one by one! - I'm getting nervous! - What is this?!
- Now, the first bag is... this one! - This one...
- Which one? Which bag is it? - Now, will you show up?
- Oh! I see! - Oh! I see!
- It's like a woman's bag. - It's quite small. - It's cute!
- Now, whose bag is this? - Yes!
- It's dark! - It's dark!
- Did you have one of these? - Huh? This one?
- Who was that? Your relative's auntie? - No, no!
- You had one of these?! You had one of these?! - But...
- No way! - That's not true!
- That's not true!
- Wow, I shouldn't have brought it. - Now, then...
- Please come forward and introduce this. - Yes!
- Can I? - Yes, please.
- You usually have this kind of bag.
- It's like you're going on a date, so you have this. - That's right.
- It's my first time bringing it out. - Ooh!
- Nice! - I'm excited.
- If you're excited, you'll bring it out, right? - Yes!
- What's in it? - First of all...
- A handkerchief! - Ah!
- A tissue. - A tissue.
- And a tissue. - Ah!
- It's the same as before. - The same as before.
- It's the same as before. - Yes.
- And... - A hand cream!
- It gets dry quickly. - It gets dry quickly.
- Hand cream. - It's winter.
- Yes, yes. - Cute.
- And... - Hmm?
- A mobile charger. - Wow!
- She's a great girlfriend! - She's a great girlfriend!
- Yes, I can lend it to her. - It's better if you have it.
- It's not like you're lending it for yourself... - It's like you're lending it to her when she's in trouble.
- How do you feel about it? - For me, it's more like...
"Let me have fun!" or "Don't reduce my charge!"
- Ah! - "Don't give me time to change my phone!"
- That's right! - I see!
- You can't say anything else than that!
- Just this one. - If something happens, you'll investigate it!
- That's right! - "Who are you?"
- I see! - But it's good, right?
- Yes. And...
- A makeup pouch. - Ah!
- It's compact. - It's compact. - It's small, isn't it?
- The contents are normal. - It's compact.
- A comb and such. - Ah!
- A girl's lipstick. - Ah!
- There's another lipstick inside. - Ah!
- See? - Ah!
- And most importantly...
- A bandage! - Ah!
- It's something that doesn't come out of Nagi-chan's bag. - Ah!
- It doesn't come out...
- But it definitely doesn't fall, does it? - It doesn't...
- Then it's something like a shoelace, right? - Ah!
- Ah!
- Because it's a date? Like new shoes or something like that? - Ah, shoes you're not used to wearing.
- Yes. - Wow, she's done it too much.
- Wow! - Amazing!
- Wonderful! - It's really good!
- It's good to have something like that, right? - Yeah.
- There's a lot of old ladies behind you all of a sudden.
- Yeah. - Wow!
- "Wow, you have a lot of girl power!" Like that.
- Wow! - You have a lot of energy.
- That's nice. - Yeah.
- There's more! - There's more?
- Oh! - There's quite a lot.
- Also... Mintia? - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm a little worried about that.
- It's good for after meals, right? - It's good for after meals, right?
- Oh, wow! - I love it.
- You can put quite a lot in it, that size! - Wow!
- It's amazing! - I also got surprised when I put it in.
- There's more? - Also, at the end...
- At the end... - Huh?
- There's a snack. - A snack?
- I put it in. - Cute!
- It's cute! - Cute!
- That's the biggest one. - Ah, is that so?
- I'm hungry, you know... Like, you don't like it when you're hungry, right?
- Um... - You're hungry, right?
- Do you eat it in secret so you don't get hungry while you're walking?
- So you secretly eat it? - Secretly.
- Secretly eat it. - But you know, when a bird gets hungry, it gets in a bad mood.
- That's right. - Not good, not good.
- That's why it gets in a bad mood. - This is the number one for Snickers.
- She's a woman who can get in a good mood on her own. - I see.
- Good for you. - Really?
- Huh? - Really?
Oh, I'm sorry. It might be a lie.
I'm sorry. I get in a really bad mood sometimes.
- That's pretty good, though. - Yes.
- By the way... - Yes?
- You just introduced it... - Yes.
- This... - Yes.
- Other people will come out like this, right? - Yes, they will.
Is there anyone who thinks "Oh, no!", while you're doing this?
- Yes. - Is it okay? Your own luggage. Is it okay?
- Don't look at me and say it. - I don't know yet.
- It's okay, right? - No, no, no.
- It's usually a date, you know? - It's a date, right?
- Yes. - Is it over?
- It's over. - It's over, right? - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Please close it. - Yes.
- It's like a good example. - It's like a good example.
- It's pretty... - It's pretty good.
- It's like an example. - Yes.
- It's really feminine. - It's amazing.
- It was a little heavy. - It was heavy.
- Don't make me use it. - But if you have it, it's very useful. - That's right.
- It's good that you think like that. - Yes, if you don't have it, you can give it to me.
- That's right. - You look popular.
- You were popular. - Thank you very much.
- If you get this on the first try... - The hurdle is...
- It's a little harder. - I want it to be better.
Now, it's the second one. Thank you for your cooperation. Please go ahead.
- There are two of them. - What is this?
- Isn't it just a bag? - There are two of them.
- Who is this? - Yes.
- It's me, Fui. - How do you like it?
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- It smells good. - The bag is cute, too.
- It's cute. - It looks like you have it.
- That's right.
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- It's a little winter date, so I made it into a cute bag with a fan. - I see.
- It's cute. - You're thinking about the current season, too, right? - Yes.
- Now, it's the contents. - Yes.
- Can I show you? - Yes.
- Please go ahead. - It's a big bag, so it might look like Kotori's bag.
- It's a handkerchief. - Yes.
- It's cute. - It's amazing.
- It's a tissue and a star. - It's cute and compact.
- It's a hand cream. - It's a hand cream.
- It's good. - It's a common point.
- It's the same. - It's a hand cream.
- It's not that expensive. - It's the same.
- It's a mobile battery. - It's the same.
- It's amazing. - It's good.
- I like this part, too. - Wait a minute.
- Is it something you use? - Is it a message?
- I didn't think about it that much. - That's good.
- I'm glad you thought of it. - I'm glad you thought of it.
- Is there such a site? - A dating site.
- I think I should bring it. - Or a little Tamagotchi.
- Tamagotchi? - Tamagotchi?
- If you get Tamagotchi during a date, it's boring. - Is that a message?
- No, it's not. - That's a message.
- If I play with Tamagotchi, you should go home. - It's over.
- It's hard if you don't have Tamagotchi during a date. - You should always have Tamagotchi.
- Or... Is this a makeup pouch? - Cute.
- They're all small. - So far, they're all the same except for Tamagotchi.
- They're almost the same. - That's right.
- Lips and... - They're all the same.
- A mirror. It's a Pokemon mirror. - It's cute.
- It's so small.
- There's a lot of junk in it. - I didn't know you could fit so much in it.
- You can fit a lot in it. - It does look small.
- Tamagotchi... - What's going on?
- Tamagotchi during a date all of a sudden? - Do you do it?
- If you're in a bad mood... - That's not funny.
- It's ringing.
- If it's not boring, will fireflies come out? - It's fun.
- We don't do anything strict. - If fireflies come out of your pocket, it's time for you to go home.
- It's open. - It's still in there!
- I also brought one. - What is it?
- Your own... - Oh, it's cute!
- Why? - I thought you should have it.
- I don't know about that. - Do you have a chance to bring it out on a date?
- I do, I do. - I'm sure you do.
- And this one... - That's it!
- We can't see anything from here. - Yes.
- This one is... - Yes?
- Since it's a date, I brought you a lunch box... - Wow!
- Seriously? - Wow!
- You're really doing it!
- Can you introduce the recipe? - It's going to be long, it's going to be long.
- It was fun. - This is...
- The winner is... - Not yet, not yet, not yet!
- Not yet, not yet! - The second one!
- But if we get this one, we can't win anymore. - We can't win anymore.
- We can't win anymore.
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Amazing! You're at the top of being a good woman, seriously.
- I want more! - Amazing!
- It's hard to get the next one!
- This is...
- It's a handmade lunch box!
- I definitely don't want the next one. - I definitely don't want the next one.
- If you get the next one, please think that you won't win anymore. - That's right!
- I don't know, it might be better than the last one.
- While you're cleaning up, we'd like to ask you some questions. - Yes.
- Here is the next lunch box.
- Now, after this... - I don't like it.
- Huh? - Ah, you scared me. - You scared me.
- Cleaning up... - Clean up and help her out.
- Yes. - The lunch box has come out.
- Wait, wait, there's a lot of information. - What is this?
- Wow, you're making me nervous. - Wow, you're making me nervous.
- Wow, what is it? - Wow, what is it?
- Is it a bag? - Is it a bag?
- Wait a minute, is it a bag? - I already know whose it is.
- Something is sticking out of it. - Yes, whose is it?
- Raise your hand properly! Your eyes are closed, teacher!
- What is it? - Raise your hand properly! - It's me!
- Yes, number 11! - Yes, number 11!
- Yes, number 11! Number 11, come on!
- Number... - Number 11, come on!
- You don't think I'll say it now, do you?! - Explain it!
- But this is...
- It's not a bag, it's that. There's a reason for it.
- In the first place, what is it? Is it a bag? - Is it a bag?
- No, it's a house date, so I purposely put it in here.
- Ah, I see! The date setting is first house, right? - Yes, so it's not like a bag.
- But it's embarrassing to put it in a convenience store bag, so I put it in here.
- No, no, no, no, no! - What do you mean?!
- It's like that. - No, it's not like that!
- Yes. - What?!
- Then I'll introduce it a little. - No, no, no, no, no!
- Wait, wait, wait! - We can't swallow it at all!
- Is it this?! Is it...?!
- The bag that said "drink fire" is... - No, no, not there!
- First of all, you're going on a date at home, right? - Yes.
- You're taking it with you? - No, it's my house...
- Oh, they're coming?! - Yes.
- Then put it in the fridge! - I don't need a bag!
- It said "bag" so I wrapped it.
- Hey, you're in charge! Tell me properly!
- But the nice thing about it is that we can go in here warmly.
- It's not bad! - It's at home!
- But I have some points of interest.
- Then I'll proceed. - You're free.
- First of all, let me take a breath.
- My favorite, hot coffee.
- Oh, it's hot? - Yes, hot coffee.
- Is tea hot too? - No, well...
- Is it? - Is it?
- Let's take a break! - Yes.
- And then, this is my biggest welcome.
- The source of happiness, Hina's pizza bun!
You can choose which one you like and eat it while enjoying whether you're happy or not.
But we're worried about your diet, aren't we?
It's too late!
You're worried about your diet, aren't you?
This is carbohydrate and you haven't taken any vegetables at all, have you?
You'll get fat!
But it's okay!
It's healthy food that helps you get rid of internal organs fat!
I see.
I take one of these every day.
I see.
So I drink this healthy food.
Both of them are easy to excrete.
Caffeine and catechin.
So these three are a set.
Is it like a commercial?
But I don't know if you like pizza buns or not.
Shall we move on to the next person?
Thank you.
But I'm sure my boyfriend will like pizza buns, too.
I'm sure he'll be very happy.
If you like pizza buns.
That's right.
But you don't like this person, do you?
Did I make a mistake?
No, it's difficult.
We only imagine what you take out for a date.
You didn't imagine a date at home, did you?
So let's confirm it with the staff.
Yes.
On the desk...
It's like catering in the dressing room.
It's like a blanket in the dressing room.
But you can eat it while you're warm.
I don't think you two can eat it.
That's right.
You two girls may be able to eat it.
But you two boys can't eat it.
No, no.
This one and this one.
What do you mean?
This one and this one.
Legs.
Legs only?
Yes.
In that state...
Himenoze sleeps facing the other side.
And this is how men sleep.
And you eat pizza while facing up.
Then please do it like that.
Got it.
Disqualified.
Disqualified!
Wait, if we were first in order, it would have been easier for everyone.
I didn't think we'd have someone with such high girl power.
But after Rui-chan, Hinano was saved.
Yeah, everyone was saved.
I feel like we've fallen behind a little.
It looks like you're at the top and at the bottom.
I can't believe MVZ is disqualified.
How frustrating.
Now, please clean up. Let's go to the next one.
Okay, here's the next one.
Oh, do I have to clean this up myself?
No, it's okay. I'll help you.
A convenience store clerk just put it in for you.
If there's such a cute clerk...
The bag will be covered in dust.
Because it's expensive.
And if there's no convenience store clerk...
Who is this?
It's the most compact bag we've seen!
Hi, I'm Tomi!
Does it go with today's outfit?
Oh, it does!
It's my favorite bag.
It's simple.
Just like everyone else, it's hard to put cosmetics in.
Like this...
Oh, I'm sorry.
And...
Catering that I stole from the dressing room...
Don't put catering that you stole from the dressing room on a date!
- Huh?! - What's that?
- A notebook. - Something you bring on a date, right?
- Yes, something you bring on a date. - I wonder what it is.
- I don't know what's in it. - It's black.
- Scary!
- What?! - Scary!
- It doesn't make sense.
- Scary! - It doesn't make sense at all.
- Wouldn't it be better if you broke it? - It's better!
- A date item... a light! - Scary!
- It's scary, but I'm glad you didn't kill it!
- I'm glad you didn't write your name on it. - I thought I'd say something like that.
- Here you go. - Oh no!
- Akiyama-san! - Wait a minute! There are still two kids! Eight and five years old!
- The contents of my date bag were good, right? - You're the winner!
- It's too late! It's too late! It's already written! - I'm going to die!
- If you don't write it... - And it's red! - I'm going to die, too!
- Toshi-san, I'm glad you did it! - It says "small" at the bottom!
- Oh no! It's painful! It's painful! I don't want to die! - You're the winner!
- Congratulations! - What is this? - I'm glad you did it!
- What is this? - It's hard to carry, isn't it, Toni?
- Well, it was sticking out a little, so I was wondering what to do with it. - It's not big enough!
- Okay, thank you! - Yes, thank you very much! - Yes, thank you very much!
- I see! - And goodbye, you two!
- Well, it looks like the people above have prepared something for us! - I see! Thank you very much!
- The people above? - The people above have prepared something for us!
- Nene? - The ladies' team has prepared something for us!
- Okay, here is the next picture! - Here you go!
- It's pink! - Cute!
- Now, who could it be? - Who is it?
- Hi! - Oh!
- I'm a ninja! - Looks like it!
- If you had a green bag, it would have been a huge success!
- As expected, it's pink!
- Sorry, I didn't think about it that much.
- Now, now, now... - Yes, but it's normal.
- No, no, normal is the best! - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, it's not the time for despotism! - That's true, that's true!
- Well, first of all, the point is...
- We've been living together for a while now. - I thought so!
- It's dirty! - There's a lot of electricity in here!
- It's dirty. - It's black. - No!
- It's dark! My dark is clogged up.
- Nagi-cha is dirty. - Yes.
- Since Yamiya Rito's rent was 30,000 yen per month, we've been living together.
- There's a lot of electricity in here! - 30,000 yen is a lot of money.
- It's a long life. - Now, I'll open it.
- Okay. - Okay.
- First of all, like everyone else... - Yes, yes.
- Well, cushies and stuff like that. - Right?
- Well, around here... - Huh? Isn't that a hotel cushion?
- Wait, wait, wait! - Huh?
- It's definitely not something you'd send on a field trip!
- Wait, this isn't a joke...
- It's not a joke! - Seriously!
- But I get it, I get it. - If it wasn't a joke, I'd be scared!
- It's like an old man applying pomade! - Right!
- Well, it's definitely a good place for saving money. - A good place...
- The A.P.P.A. one? - Well, I don't know.
- Maybe... - It's not a hotel cushion.
- Then, maybe...
- It's a cushion with a flag on it. - A cushion with a flag on it.
- But it's got a brush and a cushion.
- Every time we go on a field trip...
- We get about the same amount of cushions as we do in our rooms.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- It's one person, so you can't do that!
- We get the same amount of cushions, so we ask if you'd like to bring some home...
- But you guys bring them home! - If you don't bring them home, we don't do that.
- Then, the members say, "I don't need it, so you can bring it home."
- We collect it and bring it home.
- Well, and then there's stuff that's a little expensive...
- Huh? What's that? - No, no, what's that?
- Expensive powder. - Oh, okay. - The powder you put in your mouth.
- Um, be careful of how you say it. "Expensive powder" is dangerous. - That's true.
- If you take that package of expensive powder and go on a date with it, you'll get in trouble.
- People like you are the most likely to do that. - That's right, you're the most likely. - Stop it!
- Well, it's true that I felt like I was in Kabuki-cho today, and I was walking by myself. - In many ways, right?
- Because there are various people. - Well, and then there's something like sweets that everyone was putting in.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, I don't know when this chocolate came in. - Wait a minute, wait a minute!
- Before you take it on a date, please put out something you don't know when it came in!
- Okay! - Okay. - Okay, and then there's perfume.
- Oh, that's good. - And then there's something you write when you're bored.
- Oh, that's important! - Work, work! - It's important! - It's important when you're bored!
- No, no! - It's good! - But you have to change it if you get a check during a date, right?
- That's right! - You have to pick it up and throw it away. - And then there's... - Oh, you're bored.
- A mobile battery with everyone! - Oh, that's a lot! - That's good, that's good.
- Yes, but probably... - Look at the line.
- Ah, there isn't one. - Put it away!
- Ah, it's a big piece of garbage! - Put it away!
- And then... um...
- This is it! This is something I often say to people who support me.
"Nagi-chan looks like she's about to get caught by a weird guy, so please don't do that," I'm told like that.
- Um... a cutter. - Ah, no, no, no! - It's bad, it's bad!
- If you eat it, it's bad, so don't do it. - Eh, really?! - It's bad, it's bad! - Yeah, it's powder and a cutter.
- Eh, is that so? - It's bad.
- That's a cutter. - Eh, but this is a little... well, it's necessary, right?
- I don't know, it's like "don't get caught by a weird guy," but only weird guys come to me right now!
- And, um... I like spiritual things, so... - Yeah.
- And also, fortune telling. - Oh!
- Eh, but... - Read out love. - Eh, I'll read out love.
- Okay. Um... love!
- Ah, I see, I see. - It'd be funny if it was Machibi and Koz.
- It can't be helped. - It's a secret.
- I didn't think about it at all, but... - Yeah.
- When I was giving out receipts before my turn, it was in there. - Isn't it too little of a priority?
- It was in there. - You should think about it properly.
- I wrote "love" with sincerity... - Yeah.
- As a social person... - Yeah.
- I wrote "love" with sincerity... - Yeah.
- As a social person... - Yeah.
- What's that? - What is it?
- This is quite... - What is it?
- I brought it with me. - Eh?
- What is it? - What is it?
- Um... history book... - No, no, no, no!
- Eh?
- And it's random! - It's a date! It's a date!
- Yeah. - Eh, but listen to me! Listen to me!
- I brought this with me. It's like "love", isn't it?
- Yeah. - It's almost "love".
- Eh, but I thought about it properly. - Yeah.
- This is a date of a confession day before you go out with someone.
- Ah, well, a date. - Yeah.
- You don't know when you confessed on that date, so you have some chocolate and stuff like that...
- Yes, that's right. - And you don't use that!
- This is something I learned in idol auditions and stuff like that...
- A self-promoting, self-promoting...
- It's a history book.
- You need a book for a history book?!
- Eh? "Hey, will you go out with me?" Bam! Is that it?!
- Eh? Yes, that's right.
- Eh? Well... - Eh? I hope!
- I kind of want to go out with you.
What?
I don't like it.
It's funny.
It says how much I want to see you.
It says I'm your hope.
What? Your hope?
Your partner's?
No, my partner's.
Is there such a thing?
It says my good points.
It's black-haired.
I see.
If I pass,
If you pass,
I'll consider it.
I passed.
We're going out.
What?
This is like... bad things...
Documents again!
What? What? What? What? What?
This is like... bad things...
It's written! It's written!
It's written!
Something you write...
How do you read this?
Contract!
Eh? It's written properly!
Well, for people who like Nagi-chan, I'd like you to read it from the bottom.
What?
What should I do?
What? What's written?
Well...
Ah, it's "caramushiki", right?
"caramushiki"?
Scary, scary, scary!
Well... you!
You!
Which one?
If the law violates the initial regulations of the Constitution and other illegal acts, you have the right to shout 'let's get married' for at least six months.
I don't like it!
This is...
It's pretty heavy.
shitsu
It's heavy, right?
shitsu
Yes, I wrote it...
shitsu
But I forgot the main cause...
So, I wrote it with my blood and stuff...
Is it "kespan"?!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
You're a devil's summoner!
Stop it!
"kamae" is cute, but "sana" is scary...
Everyone in the 01 Family's Board of Directors, please cancel your contract.
Before you cause any trouble!
Is that it? Are there more?
No, there aren't any more.
There aren't any more, right?
Only "contact" and stuff...
That's right, that's enough.
And there's a lot of coins on it...
It's a real bag!
That's enough.
It's not for dating at all.
Thank you very much!
That was terrible!
Hey, clean up the trash!
Stick it up and burn it!
Yes, yes!
You can put in a lot of it...
But don't know when it came in, just throw it away!
I'm sorry for making my juniors clean up like this.
And I don't know much about high-class powder.
I was wondering if the girl who was cleaning up would be okay.
I'll cook it up later, it's okay.
It's getting cloudy...
Well, it's the last one, of course.
Yes, it's me.
It's a little bigger, isn't it?
That's right, it's a backpack.
Yes, it's like a park date before going out.
- You're planning it, right? - Yes, it's like this, it's a little rough.
And it's a T-shirt, so I thought I'd wear it with a pair of star pants and go cute.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a love back of my favorite character.
- It's nice. - Yes.
- It's nice, it goes with the season. - That's right.
- I'm sorry, it's really normal, but... - No problem at all.
- I'm sorry, but... - No, no, it's really...
- It's normal. - It was abnormal earlier.
Normal is number one.
Yes, it's like a park date.
- There's also a dog, so it's like a picnic. - Oh, you're bringing a dog, right?
- That's right, I thought it'd be nice if we could do that. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, just a plate. - Oh!
Yes, and we can bring in some food.
- And a chopstick... - Yes, yes.
- That's right. - Oh!
- That's a lot! - And with this...
- It's like a park date, you know? - No, no, no, it's the amount...
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's like a family sports day lunch. - That's right.
- It didn't come in handy. - Yes.
- Well, well, well, you're bringing it, right? - Yes.
- And also... - Yes.
- My hands get dirty when I eat, you know? - Oh, you're doing it properly!
- That's good. - It's like a girls' bath.
- It's good up to here. - It's compact.
And also...
- I don't know what's in it, so... - Oh, it's a bandage.
- Oh, no! - It's a bandage.
- No, it's probably like a girls' bath, right? - Yes.
- It's like a bandage. - And I want to go on a documentary, too...
- So, you know... - Yes, yes, yes.
And...
It's a park date, so you don't know what's in it, but you make it up.
What? What? What?
- What are you trying to do? - What are you going to make up in the park?
You can use it for anything, can't you?
You can put your luggage together, you can put your garbage together, you can tie it up, you know?
- What do you mean, "tie up"? - I'm sure you'd like a bag or something like that.
- You can make it up. - Yes. And...
Well, we don't know what's in it yet...
- We don't know what's in it yet, do we? - I'm getting excited.
For when your clothes get dirty...
This. A shirt. A T-shirt.
- A T-shirt! - Well, well, well...
- Plus... - Well, we're going to borrow this, too.
The purple one, you know? From our members. "Wear the T-shirt."
- You're getting too ready for it, aren't you? - Yes, I'm getting ready for it.
And... Well, you know, it might get dirty again, so...
- Boxer pants. - I'm not getting ready for it.
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
Huh? This one? Oh, it's for your partner. Wait, it's for men.
No, no, no... What do you mean, "when your pants get dirty on a date"?
- I don't know. It might be there, you know? - What is it?
- You're getting ready for it, aren't you? - If you're ready for the top, you're ready for the bottom, too, you know?
- This one, too, you know? - That's true.
So far, men's clothes have gotten dirty, and they're wearing T-shirts and pants.
- Yes, yes, yes... - You're getting ready for it, aren't you?
I'd like you to do something about your pants.
- You're getting dirty from your pants, aren't you? - Yes, and...
Well, from here on, it's really simple, but...
- Well, we haven't dated yet... - That's right, we haven't set up yet.
- So we don't know much about each other yet, so... - Yes, yes, yes...
- A set of rooms for two people... - Oh, you're doing your best.
- And... - You're an adult!
- A toothbrush and... - Oh!
And... Well, I can't let you sleep at night, so...
- I need you to cheer me up... - I see!
- So that's where you wanted to land! - I see!
- Yes, I wanted to let my guard down and make it look natural, but in the end I had to reach my goal.
- So I had to be careful of my opponent's ball. - I see.
- If you're drinking something like this, you must be an old man!
- Actually, I went to more nightclubs, and there were more, but I didn't want to do it as an idol.
- So you went to buy this? - Yes, yes.
- It's too late for that. - It won't change!
- It won't change. - I kept it at the professional level.
- I see, I see. - Yes.
- So in the end it's going to be a string and a set, right? - Yes.
- Hey, you young people in the back, keep your eyes down!
- Yes, yes. - No, you can't look at it like that!
- When we're filming this, I'm going to take it off and put it back on, but...
- Stop it! - Hey!
- Stop it! - Takanashi-san is a professional, look!
- Hey, what's going on here?! - Stop it!
- Hey! - Shikawa-san, stop it! - A string and a set?!
- No, no, no. - Stop it!
- When this video is uploaded, make sure you use this as the thumbnail!
- And we're going to censor it.
- We're going to censor it and say, "What is this?"
- Hey, stop it!
- So we've prepared a lot of things for tonight.
- So this is also... - Hurry up and put it away!
- It's fine. - You can't show it to the young people in the back!
- I'm sorry. - That's all.
- Yes, thank you very much! - Thank you!
- At this rate, we're going to become a master of MVZ. - This is bad, really.
- Yes, and so... - Yes.
- The contents of the bags were also unique, but... - Yes.
- Yes.
- Did you enjoy it? - Yes!
- Now, we'd like to move on to the next project. - Yes!
- Let's do an improvised acting "curry, shirt, situation"!
- Let's do it!
- Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
From now on, you will have to choose a situation and act according to it.
- I see! - That's why we're here, right? - That's right.
I'm sure you all have one, but those of you who haven't acted will be the judges.
- Oh, I see! - Yes, you'll get one to three points. - Yes.
- Please give it a try. - Yes. - If you're strict about it, you might not be able to do it well.
- That's a fair point. - That's fair. - That's a fair point. - Please give it a try. - Yes.
- And for the male and female roles... - Yes. - Mr. Akiyama will be playing them. - Oh!
- Well, it's true that I'm mostly playing Masaki Suda in "Silhouette". - Please don't.
- Almost... and... - I'm laughing so much! - Please don't do it in real life, it's a little slippery.
- I guess you'll laugh if you see an old man. - Well, there are some drawbacks. - It's not special.
- Well, let's take a look at the situation. - Yes. - Here it is, please.
- Well, let's take a look at the situation. - Yes.
- On a sudden date at a hotel room, suddenly... - He's bringing back the backpack from earlier, isn't he?
- Well, there's a lot of plot twists in there. - That's right.
- Suddenly getting wet in the rain... - Yes, yes.
- Secretly wearing a curry shirt to go to work or school... - Yes.
- Getting wet while washing the car... - I see.
- That's the lineup. - That's my line.
- That's amazing. - You said it, didn't you? - Yes.
- There's only one person who can do that purple frame thing. - That's right.
- I see.
- I don't know who it is, but... - I see.
- There's something you're good at. - I've done it before.
- Also, please don't choose a sudden date at a hotel room. There's a lot of plot twists in there.
- What do you mean? - I mean, it's not good to go on a sudden date at a hotel room, is it?
- Then, blue and purple are... - Blue and blue are bad, aren't they?
- Blue and purple are only for you, aren't they? - What's a sudden date at a hotel room?
- It's not good to go on a sudden date at a hotel room, is it? - Why is that?
- Well, you know... What was it again?
- A certain YouTuber or something like that exists, doesn't it? - Yes.
- It's like Yahoo! News or something like that. - No, no.
- That's not good, is it? - No, it's just for fun.
- No, there are too many haters who don't know what fun is. - Stop it!
- The comments on Instagram have gone crazy.
- Really. - Eh? But that's...
- It's just for fun and you're doing it for work. - That's right.
- You guys should try laughing at it from our perspective. - That's right.
- It's work, you know? - That's right.
- And you're like, "What? Are you seriously thinking of staying overnight?"
- Yes, that's right. - I see.
- I feel like I'm going the right way. - I see.
- I'd like to make up for it today. - That's right.
- When are you going to fill up with gasoline? - That's right.
- It's a secret. - Yes, it's a secret.
- The people around you are all looking away. - That's right.
- Especially you, Tomomi-san, you're talking about your body. - Why? Why? Why?
- It's a little awkward because we're so close. - That's right.
- I don't like being cut through at the same time. - That's right.
- Well, shall we begin? - Yes.
- It can't be helped if you wear it. - Yes.
- Then, if you say, "I am who I am," raise your hand, please. - Yes.
- As expected of you! - Let's go, Rimero-san! - Yes!
- What would you like to do? - Please choose one. - I'd like to go on a sudden stayover date. - I see. - With this flow, it's fine. - With this flow... I'm sorry. - Could you be a YouTuber? - No, no, I don't like Hinano. - Stop it, stop it. - I was told, "You can't go on a sudden stayover date," so I was like, "What should I do? What should I do?" but it's fine. - It's fine. There's only one person who can't go on a date, so you're okay. - I see. - What should I do? - In the middle of it... - In the middle of it... - But first of all, I'd like to hide here. - Then, come home and change. - Yes.
- In his shirt, right? - Yes, Hinano will get out of the bath... - Oh, she's already in the bath and changed and came out. - She's already in the vibe. - Then I should be over there, right? - That's right. - Yes. - You two will finish playing basketball... - Basketball? - Ah, I was waiting for that. - You'll be like, "Let's play basketball." - I got it. - Yes, you're sweating, so you'll be in the shower and he'll be in the room, right? - Yes. - Yes. - Good. - Yes. - Then, are you ready? - Yes! - Yes! - Then, let's go. Ready... action!
- That's right, that's right. - That's all you can say!
- Is it dirty? - Huh?
- Did we have a space like that? - Huh? - The curtain... - Huh?
- Size? It's M size. - Yeah.
It's big and...
- M! - There was a M size T-shirt?
- Yeah. - I see!
- Aki-chan, you're M size, right? - Me?
- Yeah. - It's like XL size.
- I see! But... - It's an old T-shirt, right?
- Whose woman is that? - Whose woman?
- No, it's my old T-shirt. - When you were thin?
- When I was thin, yeah. - I see.
I'm still thin now, but...
- You're so nice! - Yeah!
- Go ahead and talk! - Go ahead and talk!
- You're in charge of talking! - Thank you!
You know...
- Well, the old T-shirt just happened to be like that. - Really?!
- Do you like pizza buns? - I don't remember why I bought that T-shirt!
Really?! But...
- That was great! - Amazing! - Thank you!
It was like... a sudden ad-lib came in...
- No, it's you! - It's you?!
This is bad!
- I think we have a lot of things, but first... - Yes!
- Let's start with the scores! - Let's start with the scores!
Now, then...
How many points for your performance so far? Let's see it together!
3 points, 3 points... 1 point, 3 points... 2 points...
- So... - 1 point!
- 2 points! - 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
- 12, I think? - 12 points!
- So, 12 points for you! - Thank you!
- Wait, why 1 point? - 1 point for your impression...
It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing!
- But this time... - Oh...
- I also wore a hat... - You did?
- No one noticed that! - At first?! - That's right!
- Oh, at first! - Yes, I'm from Hokkaido...
I only use "namara" and "obachan" (old ladies)
But I thought it would be cute, so I used "namara hazukashii" (shy)
- But still... - I heard you say "namara hazukashii" (shy)
- I thought you said "nanka hazukashii" (shy) - Oh, that's right!
- I didn't know! - But now I know!
It was just a matter of choice!
I'm sorry about that!
Now, let's move on to the next one!
- Who will go next? - Who will go?
- Ah!
- Let's go! - I gave you 1 point, so I'll give you 2 points!
- Who will it be?! - Let's go!
- That's wrong! - Let's go!
- Now, now... - Who will it be?! - What's the situation?
- It suddenly rained and... - Ah, that's good! - I see!
- That's good! - Oh...
- W-what should we do about the situation? - Put on an act...
- I'm... next to you... - Yes, you're next to me...
- It rained and you're outside?! - Outside!
- Because you have to change, right? - I changed and...
- And you came out? - Yes! - Yes, I understand...
Now, let's go!
Ready, action!
- It suddenly rained and you were surprised, right? - You're right!
Right?
No, but...
I can't believe you have my T-shirt, Akiyama-kun.
It just happened.
Ah, Akiyama-kun, you're still wet, right?
I'm fine!
I have a handkerchief, so I'll wipe it for you!
I said I'm fine!
No, but...
If it wasn't for this sudden rain...
I'm happy that I haven't been able to touch you this much, Akiyama-kun!
I'm happy!
You're wrong!
I don't like him like this!
He's a senior to you!
I thought you were going to hit me there!
He's my boyfriend!
And if you put out a color in your performance, it'll get out of hand!
You have to stay plain!
"Zero" is hard! "Zero" is over there!
That's why you have to say something like "I can't do it!"
"Zero" over there is surprisingly hard!
Please stay plain!
How is it?
It's good!
But I end up laughing!
That's right!
But you did a good job! Thank you very much!
Now, will they be able to surpass the previous 12 points?
Please raise your hands!
Go ahead!
3, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 12 points!
I'm glad you didn't raise your score!
Well...
When Hirano did it, I was surprised.
But I thought Akiyama's reaction would be like...
Like what?
She's pulling your leg.
I thought she was pulling my leg.
But I thought it was Kotori's problem.
You don't have to look at it.
If you look at it, it's 3, right?
Yes, it's 3.
Now, let's move on to the third person.
Who is it?
Wait a minute.
I'm scared because you're looking back.
That's right.
You have a cutter in you.
What should we do?
I'll go to work in a costume.
What should we do?
I want you to tell me.
Well...
I'll do something.
In the morning.
In the morning...
I'll stay up all night.
I'll wake up.
I'll borrow clothes.
You'll go to work with me, right?
With me...
I'm sorry.
If you don't go with me, someone else's T-shirt will come out of your house.
That's right.
I'll go.
You'll go first.
Then I'll stay at home, right?
I'm a meat.
You're a meat.
I got it.
Let's go.
Ready, action!
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't sleep with you.
That's why you were sleeping over there.
Thank you for sleeping on the sofa.
You're welcome.
It was a sudden stay.
I didn't bring a T-shirt.
I borrowed it.
That's okay.
You're wearing the T-shirt I gave you, aren't you?
That's the truth.
But will you really protect it for me?
What?
No, I'll protect it! I'll protect it!
I'll protect Nagi-chan!
But you know...
You know, I happened to see it the other day.
What?
What? It's not over! It's not over!
It's not over!
- It's not over! - Don't squeeze it at all!
It's right in front of you! You have to stop it as soon as you can!
It's not over! It's not over!
It was just a horror movie, but...
Does that mean it was a little too long?
No, if you're going to squeeze it like this from the production side, you have to squeeze it!
Really?
- No, I don't want to do it after this! - Right?
Well, it can't be helped.
You thought it was scary, so you're out now.
You've crossed the limit, haven't you?
Then, please protect it!
- Thank you very much! - Please protect it!
- Is it really over? - I wonder what it was like in reality!
- Will you ever turn it over after that? - Well, I don't know.
- Now, based on what we've seen so far... - That's right!
- That's so sad! - That's so sad!
- Let's go back in time! - But there are people who like to remember, right?
Go ahead!
- Well, how about it? - Well, well, well, right?
- One, someday... - One, someday...
- Seven! Seven! Seven! - Seven! Seven!
- Seven points! - Seven points!
Eh, Kisumi-san!
- No, it's not just me. - No, it's not just me.
- It's me! - It's me!
- I gave Nagi-chan three points! - I didn't think you'd give me one, really!
- It was pretty bad! - Eh?!
- Well, it can't be helped. - Well, well, well, we don't know yet.
- You did your best, Nagi-chan! - Well, it can't be helped.
- Well, it's bad for the person who made it sound like that. - It's bad for the person who made it sound like that. Let's do that!
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's an adult's fault! - Yes!
- Now, let's continue! - Yes!
- Yes, you can do it! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I'll do it! - Now, which one? Which one is it?
- Then... I'll go with "adult's dormitory date". - I see!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - The man in question is...
- Well... I'll ask you to lend me your T-shirt and it'll come out, so... - Yes, yes.
- Well... I'll go with "adult's dormitory date". - Ah, I see!
- Then, you just have to wait for it, right? - Please answer honestly.
- Answer honestly? - Yes!
- She said, "Don't say weird things", right?
- I didn't say it once, but... - She forced you to say it.
- I said "adult's dormitory date", didn't I? - No!
- Well, let's do it! - Yes!
- Ready, action! - Thank you for lending me your T-shirt!
- Ah, not at all!
- But... isn't it too short?
- Ah, is that so?
- Eh? And it's M size...
- So you like this kind of thing?
- Ah, well... I like smaller sizes, so...
- So you wanted me to wear something like this?
- Yes... Did you find out?
- Eh? What else do you want me to wear?
- Fufu... Eh? Eh?
- What other fetishes do you have?
- Eh? No... Eh? No... Um...
- Why don't you say it?
- Eh?
- I guess I like armpit hair...
- Take that! - Cut!
- Let's hear Akiyama-san's evaluation! - Akiyama-san's evaluation, right?
- Yes, 1 point. - Isn't this bullying?!
- Wait, wait, Akiyama-san's evaluation...
- It's me, but I did it! - That's right!
- That was Akiyama-san's 1 point, so... - So, after this, we'll hear Tomi-san's evaluation, right?
- Yes. - Wait, where do you want me to...
- Well, in the sense of making you nervous... - I prepared it properly!
- In the middle of playing... - That's also in the middle of it, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's right... - No, no, no! You're being stuffed with fetishism!
- Even so, you don't have armpit hair! - It's a bit serious...
- You said it honestly, so I don't know what to do! - That's acting! It's fake fetishism!
- Well, it was interesting... - Yes.
- Well then, after hearing Akiyama-san's evaluation... - Yes.
- Yes, we'd like you to give your evaluation. Please go ahead!
- Oh! 3 points, 3 points, 3 points, 3 points... - Ah, I see!
- 1 point! 13 points! - Hey, Hinano!
- 13! - 13!
- Ah! Why? - Tomi-san's eyes were really scary!
- I see... - Ah! Kouhei got scared!
- It reminded me of "Tokyo Girlfriend"... - No, it's not like that!
- There are a lot of men in the world who like those kinds of eyes! - No, really!
- I think people who get stabbed by those eyes get stabbed a lot! - That's right...
- Who's encouraging you?! - Really!
- There should be many people who feel the same way as me right now!
- I also want to be stuffed! There are only geniuses! - I see...
- That part of you, right? - Yes!
- Let's forget about that part of you! - Ah, I think it's fine.
- Now, let's continue! - Yes, let's continue!
- Ah, let's continue! - That's true!
- That's true! You can't do it after that, right?! - That's right!
- Ehh, what should I do? - Now, the situation!
- Then... I'll wash you!
- Is it okay, Rui-chan?!
- Is it okay?! - Mine!
- Yes, mine! - I'll give it a try!
- What should I do? - Well, you can just wash me normally!
- Okay!
- You change clothes and come back, right? - Yes, I change clothes and wash again.
- It's like brain conjugation. - Yes.
- It's cute. - Something's different.
- Can you be quiet for a moment?
- With a very low voice, like "something's wrong".
- I'm already washing you. - Ready...
- Action!
- Sorry, I got you wet. - It's okay. Let's do our best and make the car shiny.
- Let's wash you. - Is it between us?
- Is it here? - It might be like that.
The car is so small.
- The front might be this way. - What's wrong?
I'm just washing you normally.
But you're wearing a curry shirt.
Were you expecting something?
- No, I wasn't. - Did you watch any videos on YouTube?
- No, I didn't. - Akiyama's sexiness!
- That's it. - Thank you very much.
- That's it for me. - Why didn't you say it earlier?
You should have said it earlier.
- Was it good? - I see.
- I made you say it. - No, it's okay.
- It was very comforting. - It's good.
- I was waiting for this kind of ASMR. - Let's see the results.
- Here it is! - It's your first perfect 15 points!
- Great! - You're so cute.
- I was relieved. - You were doing it right.
This is what high school boys want to hear the most.
- I see. - That's great.
- Is that it? - No!
- Do you have an announcement? - No, no, I do, I do.
- You do, right? - I do, yes.
- I thought you'd say that. - Yes.
- What should we do? - I'm scared!
No, no, it's fine.
- We're suddenly friends. - That's right, that's how it is.
That's amazing, seriously!
Okay, I got it. So, should I be here?
- Yes, you're already dressed up and kind of flirting. - Ah, but...
I won't be flirting anymore, if I were already like that.
- No, um... - I should be here, right?
- Yes, flirting from there and... - Yes, that's right.
Like, well... What should I do? Sitting on the sofa...
Can you see me now?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Sitting on the sofa is fine.
- This way, right? - Yes.
I'm scared!
- Are you ready? - My neck is cramping!
- Ah, I'm getting excited! - Okay, let's do it.
Ready, action!
Did you... drink... katsujin today?
It continues. It continues.
- I drank two. - Really?!
- I drank a lot. - I'm glad you drank a lot.
But, like...
When I was watching a movie...
I got a little sleepy.
Ah, you don't have to sleep at all.
- Really? - Yes.
But, like... I want to sleep with you.
- Ah, by the way... - Yes?
This is the first information I learned in the park today.
- Oh, what is it? - You like armpits, right?
I heard you! I heard you snoring!
Well, like... You know...
It continues.
S-stop it!
I'm already drunk.
Ah, by the way... How is the T-shirt you lent me?
Like this, right?
I tried matching it with the jeans you wore.
D-does it look cool?
Yes, it really suits you.
- Ah! No... - Eh?
- Ah, what should I do? - Eh? What is this?
- What is it? - What is it?
- I'm sorry. - Eh?
- There was something I hid from you. - Yes.
I love pachinko.
- What? - Yes.
This is a pachinko ball.
I got it from Uraloot and I'm going to mix it with chodama.
The word "pachinko ball" is out of law, so you'd better not use it.
- Is that so? - It's sad.
Will you go on an adventure with me?
No.
Time's up!
- No, no. - You scared me!
- No, it's not "King of Contents" first round. - No, it's not!
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
- I'm trying to make you nervous. - You don't have to do "King of Contents"
- that your pachinko-loving girlfriend makes you do. - Come on!
- Well... - First of all...
- Let's talk about the points. - Yes.
Please raise your hands at once.
- Oh! - Why?
- One, three, two, two, two... - What?
The "two" at the back is the funniest.
- It's like "normal". - "Normal"!
No, the girls at the back actually got "one", but they got "two" because of you.
- Because of you? - No, it's not like that.
- My armpits were really sore. - Really?
- Yes. - Really?
No, it's not like your armpits are sore.
You don't know what you're doing if you get "two".
But you showed me your armpits so closely. Why did you react like that?
You should tickle me more and satisfy me.
- Otherwise, you can't call me "boyfriend". - No, it's not like that.
- It's still "King of Contents". - No, it's not like that.
Where in the world are you living?!
Okay, I got it.
- So, we have the results now. - Yes.
- So, the winner is Takane with 15 points! - Congratulations!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- As for today, you were perfect. - That's right.
- From your date bag and lunch box... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You're amazing. - You're amazing. Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Okay, as you said, let's move on to the ending. - That's right.
- I'm exhausted. - Exhausted, huh?
- It's like you're not using your acting calories at all.
- When I get home, will I be able to see my wife's straight face?
- Please look at your armpits. - Armpits?
- Now, if you have any announcements or anything like that, please go ahead. - Okay.
- Okay, let's go. - Okay, let's go.
- My first birthday party will be held on November 11th
at Shibuya Ouest!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Today's T-shirt is easy to remember, too. - That's right, it's the 11th.
- It's my third year as an idol, and it's my first birthday party.
- I announced it today, but I'm also going to be wearing my birthday costume.
- I'm really looking forward to it.
- It's a weekday and it's really early in the morning,
- but thank you for coming today.
- If you're interested, please come and have fun!
- Thank you!
- Congratulations!
- Everyone, please gather your courage now.
- It's a weekday after all.
- I'm sorry, but can I say something? - Yes, Tomi-san.
- From January 9th to 15th, I'll be starring in "Machikado Mazak",
- and I'll be playing Shamiko.
- Wow! Thank you!
- I'll be playing a 2.5 dimensional character.
- The pre-order for that will be available from November 5th.
- I hope you'll check it out!
- Also, on December 4th, there will be a birthday party for Murishima Anri.
- I hope you'll check it out, too!
- Thank you!
- Okawa. - Yes, Okawa. - Yes, Takane-san, let's go. - Yes, BABABAMBI will have its first one-man-live concert in Zepp Shinjuku on December 21st!
- Yay! - The pre-registration for tickets ends today! - Ah, I see!
- For those of you who got the information today and thought, "Ah, I haven't pre-registered," I'd be very happy if you could watch it in advance! Thank you! - Yes, thank you! - Thank you!
- Now, the rest of you, Aru-gattai. - Yes. - Yes, let's go. - Yes, it's YOYOYO and MOVE's one-man-live performance movement.
- We had a concert this afternoon as well, and that concert will be held in Osaka, Kyoto, Aichi, and Shizuoka from November 30th! - Wow!
- For this day, lessons and such have started, so I'd be happy if you could come and have fun! And there's one more thing!
- Just now, information has just been released, but on January 26th, there will be my birthday party! - There will be! - Yay! - There will be! - There will be a birthday party!
- I'm nervous about my first birthday party, but I'm thinking of various plans, so please come and have fun! Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Now, is everyone else okay? - Everyone seems to be doing various things, so I'd like you to check it out! - Yes, thank you!
- Now, as I said in the opening, this T-shirt is on sale online from Apti-sama. - Oh, you can buy it! - You can buy it, so if you haven't gotten it yet, please buy it! - Yes! - Thank you!
- Now, now, then, Akiyama-san! - Yes! - MVZ! - Yes! - Thank you for joining us and judging! - That's right! - Yes!
- The winner is... - Yes.
- Amau Kisumi! - Yes!
- Hey! Why are you here again? - I did it!
- Why are you here again? - I was staring at you.
- You felt the power, didn't you? - Yes.
- I'm happy! - That's great!
- But is it okay? - What is?
- It's written here. - Huh?
- Wait a minute. - If you didn't choose it.
- Yes. - But you can't change it anymore.
- If you didn't choose it... - You can't change it?
- And it's written here. If it's written here, it's over. - Yes.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- Sad words. - No, it's true. I was just embarrassed today.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Please don't write about me in various places. - It's fine.
- You're spreading it first. - Please don't.
- Okay, everyone! Please line up in front of me. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Let's do Amau-san first. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Please say your closing words. - My closing words...
- Oh, yes! No! No! That's right!
- That's right! MVZ is like that. - I forgot!
- I said it in the opening. - That's right!
- I said it! What should I do? Wait! - Yes.
- Everyone, please be careful of pachinko balls. - Yes, be careful of pachinko balls.
- That's right. - I really want to look at the hall.
- Yes. - When I heard "jaraaaan", Kisumi-san and I were like, "Did you write something?"
- We thought it was dangerous. - We were like, "What should we do?"
- Yes, then let's say your closing words and say goodbye. - Yes!
- Thank you for gambling moderately! Bye-bye! - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! Goodbye! - Goodbye!
- Moderately, okay?