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The first episode of "Quiz Morita"!
Is it starting so suddenly?
I think it's starting suddenly.
This show has been aired more than 30 times.
That's amazing!
Why doesn't this show end?
It's amazing! It's surprisingly popular!
At the same time, as a good brother of the entertainment world,
we will be with you for two and a half years with Mr. Morita, who continues to watch over us.
That's right.
Therefore, this time, we will be the first episode of "Quiz Morita" with the members who say they understand Mr. Morita the most.
We will decide who will be Queen Morita 01.
What kind of evil hobby program is that?
Was my appearance bad?
This time, MC Morita will be the main planner for the first episode of the show!
If you have been cooperating with us for two and a half years, you should know about the quiz about Morita.
The number of correct answers will increase and you will be Queen Morita 01!
Wow! I'm happy!
What is he doing?
Apologize!
I'm sorry.
This is good!
Furthermore!
Is there anyone who you think is difficult to do when you are MC?
Why do you ask me that?
I see, I see.
You're serious, aren't you?
Please watch until the end!
First of all, you can't get it wrong.
The first question!
Please write your combination name and full name in kanji.
Oh, full name?
Yes.
Seriously, if I get this wrong, I want that person to go home.
Seriously, I don't want to work with that person.
I'm done!
Oh, wait a minute.
Okay, everyone, please open your flip cards at once!
Okay!
Ta-da!
How is it?
Oh, but only one person has a different answer!
Wow!
Seriously?
So, Nanmin and Marupi have the same answer, right?
Oh, it's the same!
So, the rest of you are different, right?
Then, is it okay?
Yes, please give me the answer!
Yes, the correct answer is this!
It's correct!
So, Marupi and Nanmin are correct!
But we have different "ya"s, so...
Who is "tesshitsu"?!
Oh, kanji!
"Tesshitsu" is...
Jumping and...
What's with you?!
Even with just that one character, you're already "tetsuya"!
You're already "tetsuya"!
I thought you were already "takinaga".
Is it really like this?!
No, it's not like that!
This is the first one, but...
You can't just say it!
It's not like that!
As expected of Naomi!
Thank you!
I watch a lot of YouTube, so...
As a fan, I think I can draw it!
Then, these girls...
I think they only watch YouTube!
Maybe!
Maybe, but...
It was a super-early question, but...
The correct answer is "tattanofutari".
Are we going to get more new answers in a row?
Please write your partner's game name in full name.
I know, I know.
I'm sure some of you have played together on a special program before.
I see.
That's it.
Are you kidding me?
Let's open the flip book at once.
Here you go.
I'm a little confused.
Wow, what is that?
What is that?
Who is that?
It doesn't look like it's finished yet.
My love for Moita is real, but my love for my partner is a little...
Your love for your partner is...
It doesn't make sense.
Besides, you got the previous question wrong.
You probably don't love me.
This is easy.
Please show us the correct answer.
Well, well, well.
What is it about you?
You look like a person in a bag.
You look sexy in a bag.
I'm a big fan of you.
I don't like it.
You two are perfect partners.
That's right.
I was wondering if all of you were going to get this question right.
Zero of you will get this question right.
I'm sorry.
That's a good way of saying it.
Apologize.
I'm sorry.
That's a good way of saying it.
We're having fun.
No, we're not.
We're not.
Next, the third question.
How old is Moita?
I want you to answer this.
I know.
How old were you born?
I know.
That's impossible.
I think it's possible to make a calculation mistake.
I think so, too.
Then...
Showa 56.
I don't like it.
You can't say that.
I don't know.
If we calculate it from the number of years of the contract, we can easily find the answer.
Please answer it.
I don't know.
I'm 33 years old.
I'm 43 years old.
I'm 47 years old.
Yure-chan, you're very calculating.
What does 37 years old mean?
My dad was born in 1937.
How old is your dad?
My dad is 61 years old.
I don't know.
It's impossible.
You have to know your dad's age.
If my dad was 60 years old, I would have changed my dad's age to 41 years old.
I would have changed my dad's age to 41 years old.
You would have changed your dad's age to 40 years old.
Yes.
Then you would have changed your dad's age to 41 years old.
Yes.
How about you, MARUPI?
I forgot your age.
I thought I could date you.
But I thought you were 43 years old.
Is there a common point between you and me?
What is it?
I didn't know much about ramen, so I went there at an age where I could see it completely.
It looks like you've gotten smarter.
That person is terrible.
What is it?
Mr. Oshita said that it was 1956.
Is it 1956 from there?
It starts from 1956, doesn't it?
Yes, it starts from 1956.
Do you think it's 1956 now?
Did I say that I was born in 1956?
It's not like that.
What do you mean?
It's my line.
Mr. Oshita, please give us the correct answer.
I'm a little shocked.
It's a shame.
It's a shame, isn't it?
Do you know my birthday?
I know it.
Let's move on to the next question.
This is the fourth question.
What is the title of the song that Mr. Oshita released last year and sold cassette tapes for a limited period of time?
Please answer "○○easy".
Isn't this on YouTube?
I think viewers will know it.
Is it two letters?
Does it matter how many "○○easy" are there?
It doesn't matter how many "○○easy" there are.
Is it English?
Please tell me what language it is.
Please think about it.
"○○easy" is English, so it sounds like English.
"○○easy"?
"○○easy", isn't it?
"○○easy"?
What is "○○easy"?
You're asking stupid questions.
Think about it.
It's not good to think too much about it.
If it's a big hint, it's not there.
Please open it at once.
I can't read kanji.
I'm sorry.
What does "○○easy" mean?
It's like a TAMORICLUB logo.
I'm sorry.
I don't have enough time.
You said "five seconds", so I wrote "○○easy".
"○○easy" is probably easier.
"○○easy" is "take it life" and "emotion easy".
You are cool.
But I like it.
I have an answer.
What is it?
Is it...
"○○easy" is "take it life".
I see.
That's why I said "take it life".
I don't know English.
I know kanji.
I'm curious about your song.
"○○easy" is "take it life" and "emotion easy".
We have prepared it for you.
Why?
"○○easy" is "take it life" and "emotion easy".
Which one is yours, Morita?
This one.
Wow!
It's wet in the rain.
Wow!
You are cool!
Wow!
She said it!
You are cool!
Morita.
Wow!
You are cool!
It was a hell of a time.
Cool!
She said "○○easy" and "emotion easy".
You are cool!
I thought you said "○○easy" but you said "it's wet in the rain".
"○○easy" is "take it life" and "emotion easy".
Next question.
If you were to marry one of the members of ZERO-ONE today, who would you marry?
Should we do it like this?
If we get both of them right, we get 20 points, right?
And if we get one of them right, we get 20 points.
Wow, this is hard.
Today's members, right?
Please say it seriously.
Seriously?
It's not a joke.
Is it decided right away?
Somehow it's decided.
Morita-san...
Hey, don't appeal yourself.
It's 0 points. 0 points.
0 points.
Morita-san...
No, no.
You married someone who got 0 points, didn't you?
Well, whatever.
Yes, whatever.
First of all, members of ZERO-ONE, please say it out loud.
Go ahead.
Oh...
Go ahead.
Oh...
But if you're going to get married, it's Yume-chan, right?
Oh, that's right.
Go ahead.
Oh...
I don't want to get married.
Why did you erase "Nashiko"?
What's that?
It's like you're discouraged.
I knew it.
I know the answer!
Then, Morita-san...
Please announce the correct answer.
Yes.
The correct answer is "this".
I'm happy!
No, no.
Actually, I'm confused about this.
What are you confused about?
Actually, I'm confused about Naomi.
I'm confused, too.
Ange is confused about Naomi.
I want her to love me.
I'm confused about that.
But when I think about it realistically, I don't want to do it.
So, Ange, why don't you do it?
Think about it realistically.
I got it right, but I don't want to do it.
By the way, Naomi, why do you want to get married?
Well, I like people who are in a hurry.
I'm happy!
Even if I come home early, I don't think I'll get angry.
You don't think you'll get angry?
The rest of the members will get angry.
That's right.
It looks a little heavy, doesn't it?
Amau-chan...
Amau-chan, you thought it was you.
I believed it.
You believed it, didn't you?
I'm a little scared of you.
I can feel it.
I'm a little scared of you.
My eyes are closing.
I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
He's an entertainer.
Amau finally got his first score.
Next, we will introduce Morita, who is also the president of the company, and his curious financial situation.
"Now"!
How much is in Morita's wallet?
Morita has a lot of money in his wallet.
Where will you go after this?
There is a strange reporter.
What do you mean?
If you look at YouTube, you can see it.
If you really look at YouTube, you can see it.
I think it's related to YouTube.
How much recognition is not included in Morita's wallet?
Is it a sense of donation?
By the way, I went to a rich family four days ago.
Is it cash?
It's cash.
Is everyone okay?
Yes.
Then, please open your wallet.
Please.
Is there about 100,000 yen in your wallet?
There is about 400,000 yen in your wallet.
How much do you usually put in your wallet?
I usually put about 100,000 yen in my wallet.
I calculated it from the thickness of my wallet.
Then...
This is 400,000 yen thick.
17 for regular bands.
How much is in Morita's wallet?
Then, Morita.
Please announce the answer.
Well...
Isn't it 1,000 yen?
That's a lot of money.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
156,000 yen!
I have a lot of coins!
You can put coins in parking lots and cash registers.
168,812 yen!
Which one is closest?
I usually spend 2,000 yen a week.
You're similar.
I did a horse racing show on YouTube the other day.
At that time, cash came together and it increased.
Well, it decreased a lot.
Did you have a lot of savings?
What?
Morita Quiz!
As you can see, the points so far are as follows.
Majima, who successfully opened Morita's wallet, caught up with Marupe and got the same score again!
Here is a question from Majima, who got it right!
Mr. Morita, do you have a lot of savings?
No, no, no, what is it all of a sudden?
What's up?
Mr. Morita, do you have a lot of savings?
No, no, I don't have that much. I think I use it quite a lot.
I see, you do.
I use it a lot in the show.
I see.
I use it a lot in "Rabbit".
By the way, how much do you think you have?
I mean, if you ask a local fishing boat, they'll tell you a lot.
Like "Unzenman".
Do you have...
"Unzenman".
What?
"Unzenman".
I have an image of the number of digits. Four digits.
Hmm...
What? Aren't you going to say it?
I can't finish until you say it.
Yes.
You have to say it twice.
Yes!
Is it somewhere in the middle of four digits?
What are you saying?
Help me with something!
Summarize it for me!
If it's that much, I'll say it's that much.
Hmm...
Then, how about a four-digit turning point?
Oh, that's not possible.
"Gosenman"!
Higher or lower than "Gosenman"?
It's...
It's close!
But I invest in things like that too.
The bank doesn't do that.
But I use it, really.
What? I'm the only one who lost!
Next up is a hot topic on the internet.
Here is a hot topic about Morita.
Who do you think is an amazing host?
An amazing host?
You all are amazing.
We're a duo.
Let's see...
It's "pin".
What?! "Pin"?!
Is it a very big name?
I don't think it's a big name.
That's difficult!
That's what you think, right?
Which one is it?
Wait a minute...
A big name...
All right, everyone. Please open the envelopes at once.
Here you go.
Wow!
Bakarizumu-san and Sanma-san!
Wait, what's "ka"?
What's "ka"?
Sanma-san or Tadoh-san.
I'm thinking of either of them.
No, no, no.
I want you to choose either of them.
Hmm...
Then... Sanma-san?
Sanma-san.
I like "mekaji" and stuff like that.
If you don't write it...
Well, well, well...
Right?
Yes.
She's been active on TV, radio and YouTube.
What senior entertainer does she admire?
Morita-san, please give us the correct answer.
Well, this is difficult!
Higashino-san!
Wow!
I'm rooting for you!
Higashino-san...
If you're rooting for me, you'll know, right?
The way she looks at people...
The way she digs places that people don't dig...
It's amazing.
I think it's great.
Hmm...
Yes.
On the other hand, is there anyone who you think is difficult?
Why do you ask me that?
Since we have the opportunity...
I want to know!
Is there anyone?
Then I'll give you a quiz.
What?!
This show is hard...
It's hard...
It's hard for me to write either one!
Then I'll definitely write "p"!
I'll definitely write "p"!
Is it a general title?
General title!
Well, senior, senior...
Senior, senior...
Is it a duo?
No, it's not a duo!
Ah...
Eh?!
What's with that way of saying it?
But...
Even if you two meet at a different location, don't say "p"!
You're watching this show and you think, "This host is too much," right?
No, no, no! It's not me!
It's not me!
Please don't think about what you're saying! Don't say things like "us"!
Okay, then please open the flip at once!
Huh?
Huh?!
You got it, right?
No, it's not me! It's not me!
Wait a minute! I'm going to lose money, too!
On the contrary, I think it's too much.
On the contrary, I'm so senior that I get nervous.
I think I'm going to be like this.
But after all, the people who come out here are...
They come out because they're chatting.
That's right.
I thought you wouldn't come out.
Even if you don't like it...
I hope you don't even have that image.
Oh, I see.
You don't pay that much attention, do you?
I'm curious.
Then, Mr. Norita, please give us the correct answer.
I have to say it, don't I?
It's me!
Quiz Norita.
The final question is...
This is a question that jumped out of the forest.
Yes.
On the contrary, it's a question that's hard to answer when you're an emcee.
Why do you ask me that?
As you can see from the members' predictions...
Who did Morita answer to this topic of gossiping?
I'm curious.
Then, Mr. Morita, please give us the correct answer.
Why do you have to say it, don't you?
It's me!
(Lol)
What's wrong with you?!
(Lol)
Maybe you're not serious.
(Lol)
We're serious.
(Lol)
We used to do it like that.
Now it's not that serious.
We used to do it like that.
Like, "Wow, it's so hot."
It was like "It's so hot."
It was all about "hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Even when we started filming, we were like "this talk is not funny at all!"
There were times like that.
I see.
How kind of you.
Seriously, who would do a talk like that?
After receiving a bit of gossip, "Quiz Morita" ends here!
Who was the first queen to shine?
In "Zouryupu...nan"...
Well, it's the first episode.
The first queen of "Zouryupu...nan" is Morita, the first queen of "Zouryupu...nan".
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Yay!
So, Morita-san, how was today's show?
Well, it was a bit embarrassing.
It was a bit of a shock.
There were a lot of early mistakes.
I didn't know so much about me.
You only know about yourself.
That's right.
That means you want to know more about yourself.
You don't even look like you know how to drink.
Morita-san, please teach me more about myself.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
Then, what are you going to say?
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
I'm happy!
I'm the only one left!
Quiz Morita