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0:00 Love Census
When we kissed, it was like...
Have you ever had an affair?
How many celebrities have you dated?
If you were a celebrity, who would you like to be embraced by?
I...
Wow! I see!
This time, we thoroughly investigated the past love stories of 01 members!
We conducted a survey of 16 talents, including actresses, clavier idols, and race queens.
What kind of love stories did these beauties know?
Let's look at the data!
Looking at this data, you might be able to date well!
Well, there were some pretty adult questions,
so in order to give you a deeper number of answers, we'd like to exclude idols for now.
Idols lie right away!
There's not a single truth in what idols say!
There is! There is!
There is!
Well, I have all of the details in my hands,
but there are some that I really can't say.
There are some that only I can enjoy.
Shall we get started?
First up...
The first kiss age is...
While first kiss age is a standard question in love stories,
what is the average age of the most beautiful girls in Reiwa?
Here it is!
15 years old!
Well, well, well, well!
It's something like that!
It's something like that, isn't it?
I picked it up when I was in school.
Out of all of them, this person was the fastest.
Kawase Moe, 6 years old.
6 years old!
If you're looking down on this show, you should go home.
I don't need such a useless answer!
I want a real answer!
What is it?
I was dating a guy named Akiyoshi.
When I was with Akiyoshi,
the teacher said something like, "You two are really close, aren't you?"
Akiyoshi said something like, "Huh?" and kissed me.
I was like, "Huh?" and I was really surprised.
The teacher was looking at me, and when my mom said it, I thought I'd be scolded.
He ran all the way to where the waterway is.
He ran for a really long time.
And you're 6 years old.
It could be quite traumatic.
Maybe I'm a little rough.
Don't you like kissing that much?
Well, if you try really hard, you can do it.
You're still trying hard to kiss, aren't you?
I don't like it that much.
So you're doing all kinds of things without kissing?
You're doing all kinds of things without kissing?
I'm sorry.
I'd like to give you a pencil for writing such an answer.
On the contrary, this person was the latest.
Aoyama-san, 18 years old.
Is this when you were in high school?
I was in the third year of high school.
I dated him for about three months and he sent me home.
And I was in front of his house.
In front of your house.
That's nice.
You're emotional.
How did you feel when you kissed for the first time when you were 18 years old?
I'm quite an otaku, so I tend to dream a little like this.
But it's not what I thought it would be like.
What did you think it would be like?
When you kiss for the first time, it tastes like lemon, doesn't it?
Don't say it yet!
Yoko, from Osaka, also can't forget the taste of first kiss.
When I was in high school, I was dating with him.
I love girls' manga.
We had high expectations for each other.
Well, it was your first kiss.
His face turned red.
I thought it would be like, "Ah!"
When we kissed for a while,
it tasted like konjac.
You're not a middle school boy, are you?
It tasted like konjac.
You're right.
You've been having delusions all along,
so you only have good delusions.
What if it tasted like lemon?
The one with a lot of lemon.
We also asked you about kissing.
Have you ever kissed outside?
You kissed in public.
How many out of 16 people answered "yes"?
Here's the ratio.
That's a lot!
Isn't that a lot?
13, 2, 4, 6, 7...
I'm sure there are people like that.
What about you, Naomi?
I like outdoors.
She likes it.
What was the best outdoor experience you've ever had?
The zoo.
The zoo?
The inside of the zoo and the mysterious cave.
Yes, we've been there.
You've been there, haven't you?
There was a group of kindergarten students
going on a social tour.
They were like, "Oh, no!"
That's a big social tour.
The only non-NG character,
Hayashi often kisses at...
Hayashi-san, what do you think?
I don't do it at all at home, but...
It's either Hayashi-san or Hayashi-san.
I only kiss outside.
You're more erotic than when you're on the road.
When you drink, do you want to do that?
Kissing in a bar in the middle of the road.
That's right. The bar is pretty dark.
Do you have a boyfriend?
When I go home from the bathroom...
You're just an erotic girl.
No, I'm with my boyfriend.
With your boyfriend?
It's not just the two of us.
Everyone is drinking.
Your boyfriend is drinking too.
When I go home from the bathroom...
When I go to the bathroom...
We kiss and go back.
That's a special experience.
It's not common.
It's pretty common.
You're drinking with your boyfriend.
You can go home.
No, it's not like that.
That's what I like about it.
By the way, we also conducted a survey about kissing.
How many first kisses with your boyfriend have you had on a date?
About half of you said it was the first time.
You girls are pretty meaty, aren't you?
How many times have you done it?
One night!
I think it's more than that.
What?
I thought you broke up a hundred times.
No, it's not like that.
Here is the next question.
How many people have you dated so far?
Here is the average number of people.
5.8 people.
It's real.
That's right.
It's a little less.
If you reduce one by one, I think it's a little more.
There is no possibility of reducing one or two people.
Who was the most among them?
It's scary.
It's really scary.
Everyone is wandering around.
By the way, how many people have you dated so far?
10 people.
It's too early.
It's too early to answer.
Are you kidding me?
10 people.
Are 10 people a lot of people?
No, it's not like that.
It's a lot of people.
Look at the average number.
It's 5.8 people.
Am I increasing it a lot?
Are you reducing it?
No, no, no.
I'm increasing it.
Stop it!
No, no, no.
Overall, only two people answered more than 10 people.
Hayashi, who has no energy, and...
Where do you meet?
The most special thing is...
Have you ever been in trouble?
In trouble?
It's not a dream.
Where is it?
It's a dream.
A boy who was working at a bar.
I thought it would be nice.
I asked him for his contact information.
Since then, we've been dating.
Really?
Basically, your love is done at a bar.
Basically, it's only episodes at a bar.
Mostly at a bar.
On the other hand, the least number of people was...
Takeuchi, who just turned 30 years old this year.
By the way, how many people are there?
Three people.
It's not a lot of people.
That's right.
The first person I went out with was Shoroku.
I went out with Shoroku for 10 years until I was about 21 years old.
I spent most of my youth on it.
I've been cheated on many times.
The person I cheated on with was Menhera.
She's a bad woman.
She's cheating on me now, but she asked me to help her.
She asked me to help her.
It's addictive.
I married the person I cheated on with.
How many people have you dated?
Have you dated?
Where do you count from? From students?
I started dating people I like.
I started dating people I like when I was in college.
Two people.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
That's a lot of people.
I count from time to time.
About seven or eight people.
That's a lot of people.
In addition to eight people, how many people have you dated in one night?
One night? Wait a minute.
How many people have you dated in one night?
I think I've dated more than 30 people.
That's a lie.
I've dated hundreds of people.
That's a lie. I'm sorry.
I think I've dated about 28 people.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
According to the fraud investigation, 5 people said they've been cheated on before.
8 people said they've been cheated on before.
What do you think about these numbers?
Let's move on to the next question.
Here is the next question.
What was the highest price you've received so far?
We will announce the top two that were especially expensive.
Here is the second place.
Takeuchi-san.
500,000 yen.
Is he your boyfriend?
He's not my boyfriend.
I work as an illustrator.
The president of that client gave me 500,000 yen for my birthday.
You can say that.
What is 500,000 yen?
It's an Hermes box called "picotan".
That's amazing.
Do you use it?
But it's a waste of money.
I feel like I'm going to get hurt.
No, you can sell it anytime.
Here is the ratio of other members before the first place.
The number of members who received it is various, such as fans and boyfriends.
What was the highest price of the members who received it all of a sudden?
There is someone who exceeds this.
The first place is this person.
Hayashi Yume with 1 million yen!
She doesn't betray us.
Amazing.
I want this.
But if I say what this is...
I think people who know will know the timing and other things.
So if you say "pii"...
What, what, what?
That's it! I was doing it!
If you say "pii", it doesn't work?
The timing and other things...
It doesn't work.
People will know.
It's a supermarket. Do you know such a dangerous bridge?
It doesn't matter.
These questions too...
The people who answered "the maximum age difference with a lover is 10 years or older" are 7 people.
There are even more extreme questions.
I'm looking forward to this one, Sutan.
This one.
What is the number of celebrities who dated each other?
I calculated it.
It's this one.
Zero is 12.
That's good!
So in total...
6 celebrities are doing this.
For this one...
It's not allowed for the staff to know the details.
Taeyu-san!
By the way, you don't have to know.
It's just the two of us.
It's just the two of you!
No, it's not like that!
It's already out there!
When we recorded this right after, I was like...
Sutan, is it okay for you to mess with this?
I was having a lot of fun.
It was messed up.
How is this different?
It's like a friend's friendship.
Where do you drink it?
At a restaurant?
No.
Bar!
She's having fun at a bar.
Bar!
By the way...
If you were a celebrity, who would you like to be hugged by?
Most of you say you don't have one.
Who did you write it for?
Mayurika's Sakamoto.
Mayurika's Sakamoto!
It's not Nakatani, is it?
No, it's not.
It's Sakamoto.
What do you like about him?
First of all, his cracked jaw.
Cracked jaw is good.
And...
He doesn't look like it, but...
He has a kind heart.
I might like him even if he doesn't wash his hair twice.
What?
You like him, don't you?
I like him and I think we can meet properly.
No, no, no.
- Sakamoto is... - No! - If you work hard. - No, no, no. - If you work hard... - I like you. - I might be doing it until the next recording. - No, no, no.
There's no way.
How about "detached"?
- There's an actor... - What?
- Goodbye, I can go out with Morita. - Wow, I see!
I'm getting nervous.
How about "detached" even if you didn't date?
- Oh, Kawasaki? - Do you know there's a message that disappears on Instagram?
- I know that. - What is it? I don't know it well. - I know it. I don't know how to use it either.
I've seen it before.
The background turns black and one by one disappears.
There's a famous actor who used it.
He was a very clean-up salesman.
If evidence is leaked and sold, it will be a problem, so he's trying not to leave it.
- Is there a clean-up actor like that? - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - By the way, what about it? There's nothing after that, right?
- There's nothing. - You've never met him, right? - I don't get excited by screenshots.
- By the way, is there anyone who can say that for the next re-release of "detached"? - No, not at all.
- Then I'll say the famous one of his work. - Oh.
- He's probably famous in the industry.
- What?! - Yes.
- That's all. - What?!
- Yes. - Huh?!
- What's that? - What?!
- That "what?!" - That guy?!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Well... - Damn it!
- Well, it's probably a P.E. review, right? - P.E., right?
- I know his LINE from the beginning. - Really?!
- I heard it at that time. - Yeah, I heard the message.
- Damn it! - Damn it!
- Oh, I see. - Damn it!
- On the other hand, Morita-san, do you know any famous people? - Famous people?
- I don't know any famous people. - Have you dated anyone?
- No. - What?!
- Seriously. - Are you all ordinary people?
- Well, I'm not trying to do that. - What?!
- Yes. I came into this world to date celebrities.
- I came into this world to date Kato Ai.
- Do you want to date someone?
- Well... I guess I do.
- But I think it's hard.
- I don't want to get married. - What?!
- You don't like it? - No, I don't like it.
- Why? - Well, I've been in love with someone for a long time.
- Oh, I see. - Well...
- It's annoying. - It's annoying. People post it on Instagram and stuff like that.
- What?! - What?!
- It's like a couple thing. I don't like it anymore.
- You get tired of it. - Yeah.
- Hey, you guys. I say it every time, but...
- I'm off-topic, but...
- Do you know any celebrities you know?
- Or people you want to drink with?
- Everyone's kind of down, but...
- Right?
- Is there anyone you know?
- Well... - Celebrities...
- Oh, you're this down?!
- Sorry, sorry. Let's go to the next one.
- Sorry, sorry.
For Morita's sake, we asked the members some questions about the show.
And those are...
- Now, for the last question... - Yes, yes.
- There's one that's not written in this document as well. - Oh!
- And that is...
- Ah! - Ah!
- "Goodbye, Morita," "Can you go out with me?" - Ah, that's what it is!
- That's what it is! - That's what it is!
Hey, why are you in such a mood?
- What's with you? - Come to think of it, it's the most important one!
- No, no, no, this might be the most important one for me! - Yeah!
Okay, first of all...
Out of 16 people, how many people answered "yes"?!
Hey!
What?!
- What?! - What?!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Out of 13 people who didn't answer "yes," it doesn't matter?!
There are 3?!
Huh? Wait a minute... Huh? Wait a minute...
Um...
- Who weren't here today? - There were members who weren't here...
- There are members who weren't here, right? - Ah, I see...
- Huh? - Please...
- I'm getting nervous... - Please...
These 3 "yes" people...
Can you tell me who they are?
Out of these 3 people, who you think you can date seriously with Morita?
First, we'll announce the 2 people who didn't come to the studio!
- Who?! - Odera Yuki-chan and Araya Himeka-chan!
- Odera Yuki-chan and... - Magician!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! - Himeka is...
- Oh, you're Araya-san? - Yes.
- Eh?! Araya-san is an alien?! - I'm an alien...
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! - I'm an alien!
- I'm an alien!
- There's a comment between you and Yuki-chan, right? - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- There's a comment?! - Yes.
- Is there a reason why you chose Araya-san? - I don't know...
- What kind of person is she?
- Eh? Eh? She's pretty tall. - She's like a giraffe, isn't she?
Odera-san!
- Eh... Magician, Gravy Idol, right? - Yes.
- Eh... "Morita-san is smart and seems like a funny person." - Yes.
If I'm bokeboke and I'm with Morita-san who seems like she'll poke me in the face,
- "it seems like I can have fun and date with her." - Yes.
- Yes, that's why Yuki is really... - Yes.
- Basically, it's not about her face but her personality. - Yes.
- Does that mean you're serious about her? - I'm serious about her.
- No, no, no... - I'm serious about her.
- Araya-san is serious about her too! - No, no, no...
- Araya-san is... - No, no, no...
- I'll read it one more time! I'll read it one more time! - One more time! One more time!
Morita-san seems like a funny person, so if I'm with Morita-san who seems like she'll poke me in the face,
no matter how tall and pretty she is,
it seems like I can have fun and date with her.
- This is a really deep sincerity, isn't it? - No!
- No, it's not like that! - No, it's not like that!
- It's not like that! - You're so...
- Wait a minute!
- Anyone can say it! - Anyone can say it! - Anyone can say it!
Morita is a little excited about their love call, but there is only one person left in the studio! Who is it?
- Who? - Studio! - Yes! - It's you! - It's you! - I see! - Hello! I'm Morita!
- I knew it from the beginning! - Yes! - That she's the best! - You're wrong!
- She's been at it since we met! - But since we met... - I've never met her in a real date! - That's right!
- But I'm more serious than I was when we first met, if anything. - You're wrong!
Hey, don't lose! Don't lose!
You can do it!
Huh? But that was pretty fake, wasn't it?
Fake!
That was pretty fake, wasn't it?
Fake, fake, fake, fake!
So, you know, in Naomi's case, it's all about how far you can go.
To be honest, I've already given up.
I won't do anything until this show is over.
Until it's over!
I won't do anything until it's over.
When it's over, I'll send you a message that will disappear in your DMs.
I'll send you a message that will disappear in my DMs.
You look noisy.
You don't look cool at all.
I've already given up on you.
This is...
This kind of comment...
Do I have to read this kind of comment?
Do I have to hurt myself for this?
But my favorite type is...
cool and funny people.
Funny people.
But...
funny but...
noisy...
noisy?
They're funny for 24 hours...
so I don't have time to sleep.
But sometimes you're really nice to men.
Sometimes you just whisper to them.
I'm always like that.
I'm not cool.
But you're just a face, right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Funny people are important, too.
I've told you so many times.
Have I ever dated a celebrity?
But you ignored me.
I was wondering if you were really jealous...
but you thought I was just playing with you.
I was jealous of you.
Don't say that.
It's too funny.
I'm sorry.
I got too excited.
I think you've seen a lot of things.
But if you want to have fun...
you shouldn't go to a bar.
That's right.