AISubs v3.4
It's early in the morning for the hanage police.
A terrible incident happens 24 hours a day.
They wait for that moment quietly.
Record breaking! Hanage police, 24 hours a day!
Patrol starts at 9am.
It's hard to stand out in the sun, isn't it, hanage?
That's where you follow me, isn't it?
I have to keep an eye on it.
However, outside of the completed office, are there any dangerous people who raised hanage roughly?
Huh?
That's...
It's a little suspicious. Let's go.
There is a stationary vehicle there.
At first glance, there is nothing strange about the vehicle.
Excuse me for a moment.
Oh, yes.
I was wondering what you were doing in a place like this.
Oh, I was just coming back from work.
Can you show me under the car for a moment?
Oh, yes, it's okay.
Thank you.
It was an idol-style skinny woman who was riding it.
What did detective hanage feel from this woman?
There is nothing suspicious about the back seat or the trunk.
Next moment!
Excuse me, what did you do?
Oh, no, it's nothing.
A woman who steals detective hanage's eyes and acts suspiciously.
Excuse me.
You know what this is, don't you?
What she was hiding was a nose hair clipper.
It is said to be a very dangerous violation because it is difficult to care for and may damage the skin.
I have to use it when it grows like this, so I can't cut it, can I?
I know it in my head, but I use it when I realize it.
That's a good middle school.
Nose hair clipper is absolutely no good.
By the way, who are you?
I am...
Nose hair police!
She was arrested for breaking the rule of nose hair clipper.
She, who is addicted to nose hair clippers, was arrested for breaking the rule of nose hair clippers.
So...
To avoid repeating the same mistake again and again...
Nose hair, arrest!
To avoid repeating the same mistake again and again...
Nose hair police's weapon, gosso, allows anyone to easily care for nose hair.
Three!
Two!
One!
Hurry up and do it!
Let's do it!
Nose hair police!
Deploy!
Let's do it!
Three!
Two!
One!
Pulling out one nose at a time is the first step to prevent it from reappearing.
How was it?
It was refreshing.
Refreshing?
I thought "gosso" sounded like a name.
Did you get it?
I feel like I'm going to sneeze starting tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to smell a lot of nice things.
Nose hair police, graduate!
Yes.
With no nose hair.
Yes.
How do you feel now?
I met a new me.
I'm sorry.
Nose hair police, no way!