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In this episode of "No.1 Praise", it's the second half of their delusional house date project!
Hayashi is about to drop Morita at his own house!
Okay, let's open up the ninth one!
It's a life-threatening situation.
Start!
Also, it's Morita vs. No.1 rock band battle!
I wanna go home!
This is...
Morita is so happy that something happens!
Alright!
This is awesome!
I wanna go home!
What will happen?
First of all, Morita will have a second-hand experience of their ideal date!
What will you do after this?
During the date, there will be a choice quiz where girls' hearts will be tested!
If you answer correctly, you can see your special pajamas!
My pajamas?!
Hayashi and Yume's house date!
They are models and gravure singers.
They have been nominated for "Most Beautiful Face in the World" for three years in a row.
They are doing a great job, but...
I basically do everything in an "OK" style.
I'm a new me.
Yes, I'm "no NGs".
"No NGs"?
Yes, I'm "no NGs".
She's a "no NGs" type of comedian.
So...
I'm sure you're all in the studio, but...
I'm going to film at home.
She's the only one who's going to film at home.
We're going out for a drink.
But we haven't had enough drinks yet, so we decided to go home and drink.
You like bamboo, don't you?
Yes!
Alright! Hayashi's house date experience, start!
Let's see...
This is serious!
Is this Yume-chan's room?
I've never seen a mosaic like this...
It's a full-blown mosaic!
You can feel the seriousness, can't you?
Even the opening timing is serious!
I'm sorry for being late!
It's okay, it's okay. Hurry up and go in!
She said I shouldn't be noisy!
That's why it's real.
It's serious!
It's Yume-chan's first time entering her room!
It smells good!
Your room is surprisingly clean!
What do you mean "surprisingly"? Isn't it rude?
I always watch TV or make calls here.
Oh!
You have a lot of controllers!
Are you proud of yourself?
Do you invite quite a few people besides me?
No, it's not like that.
I only use it when I come here once in a while.
Oh, you're going to look at the synth?
Oh, let's do a room tour!
What was that line just now?
There are lines you don't need all the time!
This is my bedroom.
I always sleep here.
Huh? What's that?
This?
This is a crocodile.
I got it at the game center.
I always...
use this...
as a pillow...
and sleep like this.
I want to be a crocodile at the game center, too!
Don't say that.
Let's go to the living room and drink again.
That's not funny at all!
That wasn't funny at all!
Okay, let's drink again.
Here you go, Chamisul.
Chami...
Chamisul?!
You always drink Chamisul at home?!
That's right.
I'll go get a glass, so wait for me.
Here you go.
There you go.
That's a weird looking glass.
Is Yui-chan like this, too?
What are you talking about? Forget it, let's drink.
Cheers!
It's embarrassing.
You're drinking a lot.
Okay, let's open the ninth one.
You're too strong.
She's drunk.
Huh? What's wrong?
Yui-chan, you're really strong.
You're pretty drunk.
I can't help it.
Let's stay overnight and go to bed.
Oh, this is a quiz.
I'm scared.
What would you do if you were drunk before Yui- chan?
Which one will win over girls' hearts in the woods?
The more you drink, the more dangerous your life is.
I wasn't scared of the rocking chair.
I thought you wouldn't drink anymore.
You're like a murderer.
Is this common?
If I'm with a nice guy, we do it together.
Do you ask him out?
Yes, we do.
Hayashi's ultimate choice quiz!
Which one do you think is the right answer?
A. A. B.
A is impossible.
You can't go home.
You said you wouldn't go to bed.
For real information, Yui-chan sleeps on the sofa.
I got it. Then it's C.
She pretends to be cute and sleeps on the sofa.
She changes into pajamas and sleeps on the sofa.
With Ange's advice, Morita chose...
C!
Could it be...
I can't help it.
Why don't you stay the night?
Go to bed.
Tetsuya.
I'm scared!
No, no, no. Wait.
It's a nuisance if you sleep here.
Don't sleep here. Go home and sleep.
Bye-bye. Good night.
Ange, you!
You tricked me!
By the way, Yume, what's the answer?
The answer is...
B!
You!
Hey!
I'm really angry.
I'm angry, too!
Are you sure you don't want to do it again?
Unfortunately, we couldn't see Morita in his wild pajamas.
Viewers, please watch it on YouTube!
From now on, it's Morita vs. Zero One Rock Band Match!
With Morita's specialty of "I can win this!" in his mind, Morita fought with all his pride!
I want to go home!
If Morita wins, Morita will get a prize!
But if Morita loses, Morita will have a bitter taste in his mouth!
So, the first match is...
What will you do?
Momotsuki, what will you do?
A.C.E. 01, Momotsuki and Nashiko.
"I can win this!" means...
It's a riddle solving competition!
A riddle solving competition?
I love solving riddles. I go there once a week.
On many days, I solve three or four riddles a day.
Solving riddles has its own way of solving them.
There must be some tips.
It's also about experience.
I think I can do it.
A.C.E. 01, Momotsuki and Morita will compete in a riddle solving quiz.
The one who answers first and solves two riddles first wins!
Will they be able to knock Morita down?
Then, let's start the riddle solving quiz!
Here is the first riddle!
Whee!
That's pretty bad.
Here we go!
I think I know what it is.
Oh, I see!
The answer is "wink"!
Wow!
It's "wink" because of "whee!"
"Whee!" is pretty fast.
It's fast!
I think I know what it is!
Momotsuki is the first one to answer the first riddle!
Will she be able to solve the riddle in a row and win?
Here is the second riddle!
What is Morita saying?
Yes, ma'am!
I got it, too!
Be quiet!
I like money more than people.
Incorrect!
Really?
Incorrect!
Incorrect?
Incorrect!
Yes, Nashiko!
I like money more than candy.
Incorrect!
What does it mean?
"To" becomes "and" and "ci" becomes "o".
I see.
What does "o" in "money" stand for?
It means "somehow" or "somehow".
By the way, Mr. Morita, you are sentenced to death.
Yay!
I didn't even regret it.
The mystery time battle is "Momotsuki's victory"!
Mr. Morita vs Ms. Kairiki-jyo, the sixth match!
The next match is...
Excuse me, but may I go now?
Ms. Kairiki-jyo, who weighs 41kg and weighs 0.1kg, will face...
Arm wrestling.
I won 8 times in arm wrestling matches in 2001.
I have big arms, so I can crush anyone.
Ange is confident against Morita.
Let's start the arm wrestling match between Ange and Morita.
Where did you get this table from?
Wait a minute. I really don't want to lose to Ange.
Wait for me! You are strong!
I get it now!
Wait a minute.
It's so big!
It's small!
Are you embarrassed?
I can't lose to a woman and I can't praise Ange.
Why can't you praise her?
That's how I feel.
Are you ready, Ange? Please hold her face.
I'm ready.
I'm serious.
Are you ready?
Start!
She's serious!
Wait a minute!
Wait for me!
You are strong!
I can't praise you!
You are strong!
Don't come to this show again!
I'm serious!
Morita is surprised by Ange who is more energetic than he imagined.
Ange is persistent, too.
Morita won in the end.
So, Ange who lost is...
Drink it!
Drink it with a litter!
Morita, yours looks good.
Isn't it too much?
It's too much!
Drink it directly!
I was too naive.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
It's hot!
Damn it!
First one to drink.
Morita vs. 01, sixth match.
Next is...
Yes, it's me today.
Yes, Hayashi-san.
Hayashi-san, you can't read well.
Third one is Hayashi-Yume.
In her past broadcasts, she was able to fly 100m bungee jump with a smile.
What kind of match will she show us today?
It's brain reaction match.
Brain reaction.
Both of you will have to put up with what you have.
Let's get started.
We have guests today.
Please come in.
Go, go, go!
This is Yonamine-san, Japan's best representative of reaction.
I'm always saying "no" to this person.
Yonamine-san, who is so talented that even Morita is scared of her, will put up with Yonamine-san's pressure sticks.
The one with longer seconds to speak wins.
It's a simple will-power match.
Morita will go first.
Morita-san, are you ready?
Wait a minute!
I'll go, I'll go.
Yonamine-san, too.
Brain reaction match.
Ready...
Start!
Is it okay?
It's coming out!
Well, well, well...
It's not coming out.
It's exciting!
Who said that?!
Now!
Hey, where are you going?!
I'm checking her legs and...
...seeing if she's tired or not.
It hurts!
It hurts so much!
It still hurts!
I'm scared!
Morita's time is...
...eleven seconds!
But I think she endured it!
I think she endured it!
With Yonamine's massage stick...
...eleven seconds is a high record!
Next up is Koukou Hayashi's challenge!
By the way, Yume, how about you?
I think I endured it for about fifteen seconds!
Now...
Brain reaction massage stick...
Ready...
Start!
Wow, it's not even coming out of her face!
Sensei!
Wow, wow!
Sensei!
It hurts!
Sensei!
But...
You're lying!
Wow, wow!
Sensei, please go to me!
Go to me!
Sensei!
Isn't it amazing?!
Wow, you're amazing!
But really...
Please rip it off!
Please rip it off, Sensei!
I hate it!
It hurts!
Wow!
But it hurts!
How many seconds?
Yume's record...
Twenty-seven seconds and forty-five seconds!
That's really amazing!
Wow!
That's amazing!
The last time I gave up...
...it was on my head with my thumb.
Ah, I see.
Does that mean you have a bad head?
No, it's hard to say for sure.
So, Morita got 11 seconds in vain.
Hayashi showed his patience and got 27 seconds.
Hayashi won!
Next up is...
Yes!
01's gyaru representative, Mea Shimotsuki.
Her match is...
It's a half-dress side-jumping game for Hayashi's T-shirt!
Actually, I came up with this game.
I used to be an apparel store clerk.
I'm really good at folding T-shirts.
And I thought it would be fun, so I added a half- dress side-jumping game.
It's a match between Shimotsuki's overwhelming advantageous original game!
The rule is to fold T-shirts for one minute and do a half-dress side-jumping.
And the one with the most number of folded T-shirts and half-dress side-jumping points wins!
First up is Morita!
So, it's Morita versus Mea's T-shirt folding and half- dress side-jumping match!
Morita will go first!
Ready...
Start!
Wait a minute!
Before you fold it, you should earn some money by doing half-dress side-jumping!
You were like that just now!
What about that cleanliness?
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
Wait a minute!
Fold it cleanly!
Morita, you still have 30 seconds!
What?
You still have 30 seconds!
30 seconds!
Hey!
It's over!
Wait a minute!
Fold it cleanly!
Wait a minute!
Is this funny?!
Hey!
It's over, but...
I'm sorry for the many half-dress side-jumping!
Well...
I don't think I have the right amount of calories and laughter for my physical strength.
The members will judge the folded T-shirts.
Only one of them was folded neatly.
So, Morita's score is 25 points.
What will the game sponsor, Shimotsuki, show us?
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
I think it's better to cut it with a tatami mat.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's really beautiful!
Oh, no! I'm getting tired!
30 seconds!
30 seconds?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't disturb me!
Make it easy to put it down.
It's beautiful!
5 seconds left!
Oh, but it doesn't say much about half-dress side- jumping, does it?
I don't think so.
But it's because of the smell.
Time's up!
Throw it away! Throw it away!
Well...
This is...
This is the only one, isn't it?
That's right.
There are only five of them.
Is it delicious?
This is wine! This is wine!
No, no, no!
This is wine!
No, no, no!
It's beautiful!
There are only five of them!
One, two, three, four, five!
Five!
Five of them!
Great!
That means...
Yes!
Here is the result of Mea-chan!
Half-dress side-jumping, 19 times, T-shirt is worth 10 points.
Mea-chan won with 29 points in total!
Former apparel team's Shimo-tsuki won brilliantly!
Morita vs. Zero-one, sixth match! Next up is...
Yes!
Yes, Araya-san!
It's her second appearance on the show!
As an actress, she's been active on stage as well, and what has she brought with her?
The battle I think I can beat Morita-san in is...
The voice volume battle!
The two of them are good at speaking out loud, and will battle it out with voice volume adjustment!
The rules are simple! The one with a voice closer to the decibel will win!
I see! So it's not just about being loud!
That's right!
Alright, Morita-san, you're up first!
Why me?!
Alright, I'll announce the topic!
100 decibel train guard!
That's right!
That's pretty big!
Alright, Morita vs. Hime-chan's voice volume battle!
You're up first, Morita-san!
Ready, start!
I want to go home!
Before that, "I want to go home" was really slippery, wasn't it?
Yes, it was!
It was really slippery, wasn't it?
Yes, it was!
You said "omoi no taki", didn't you?
Next up is Araya's challenge!
Alright, Hime-chan's turn!
Go ahead!
Europe!
Huh?!
What did you say?!
Europe!
Oh, it's Europe!
I said Sanya's "oronamine c" and "cocaine" combined and said "Europe"!
Yes!
You said some really bad words!
Alright, Morita's decibel is...
108.5 decibel!
Wow!
That's pretty good!
It's really amazing!
Did Araya really get closer to 100 decibel than Morita?!
I think it's low.
The current decibel is...
101.3 decibel!
Araya and Moroko win!
Morita vs. Zero One's sixth match!
Who will be the winner?!
Who?!
Oh, it's Naomi!
It's me!
Serious Naomi!
What will Zero One's sexy assistant do?!
I'll sink my hands!
Why do you think you can win?!
Morita is weak against Naomi...
But she can do body-touching...
I think that's one of my strengths.
Well, yeah...
But accidents can also happen.
That's right!
When I sink my hands, it's always like this.
No, no, no!
Majima fights with her sexy weapon!
Will Morita calm her down and defeat Majima?!
I want to be praised!
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Morita and Majima sink their hands in a match!
What will happen in the match?!
As a strategy, I'll do this...
And when I do this, I'll do this.
That's your strategy?
That's my strategy.
Shouldn't you plan ahead?
That's my strategy.
And then I'll hug her and end the match.
Now, then!
Morita vs Naomi's handshake match!
Wait a minute! Are you sure you're only looking at my chest?!
My chest is the only thing you're looking at!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
That's pretty strong!
Huh? What?
- Wow! - This is it!
- Let's dance! - Yeah!
- We've come a long way! - Yeah!
- Yes! We've come a long way here! - Yeah!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
For Majima, who has lost, she will drink bitter tea!
- Wow! - Wow! Bitter tea!
- Wow! - Wow! Nice!
- My mouth is shaking. - Your mouth...
- Is it that bitter? - Yeah!
- I can't say it out loud. It's bitter.
- It's like... - Yeah!
- It's like "gokkun". - Wow!
- I'm sorry! Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you! I'm sorry! - Thank you!