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It's started! Thank you for having us this week!
And this week's guest is this person!
I'm Tomita Suzuka of "Hinatazaka 46". Thank you for having me!
"Hinatazaka" released a movie this summer!
Yes, a documentary movie was released.
You cried!
Yes, I cried.
You cried?
Yes, it's my third year of debut.
Your third year of debut.
You cried all the time?
Yes, from "Hiragana Kiyaki" to "Hinatazaka 46".
I had to turn my camera all the time.
It was a huge scene.
Was there a scene where you cried?
A scene where I cried?
Well, there's a member called "Watanamiho".
Every time that member comments, it becomes like a commentator.
It was so funny that I laughed.
You laughed and cried?
Yes, it was so funny.
Was it that funny?
There are a lot of funny scenes.
Oh, really?
A scene where you laugh all the time.
Isn't it more like a scene where you cry and clash emotions?
It's a movie where you laugh and cry violently.
Is it unstable?
Yes, it is.
Isn't it like, "You can't do that!"?
Yes, it is.
Is it?
Some people say, "Aren't you all frustrated?"
I'm frustrated!
Is it like that?
It's like "School Wars".
I'm going to hit you all now!
It's like "Yamashita Shinji-san".
Isn't it like that?
I'd like to watch it.
You can watch it in person, right?
Yes, you can.
Today, we have three guests from Yoshimoto 46.
Let's welcome them now!
Please come in!
Here we go!
So, we have these three guests.
I'm sure you've heard of them before.
These are the three guests with unique personalities that Yoshimoto 46 boasts about.
Is it just like that?
Yes, it is.
It's not just like that, is it?
At first glance, I think it's normal.
But sometimes it's not like that.
I see.
First of all, we have a person who knows Yagi-san well.
We asked him to tell us his past episodes.
We're going to tell you the truth now.
This time, we're going to tell you the "truth" about Yoshimoto 46's members with unique personalities.
First up is Sweet Monster, Sadama, and Yagi.
The person who will tell us their episodes is...
Hello, I'm Sadama Takahashi.
I knew it.
Nice to meet you.
This year, they've formed a duo of 27 people.
Their partners are Sadama and Takahashi.
Takahashi-san, what do you think of Yagi-san and Yoshimoto 46's cast?
I'm glad Yagi-san joined us.
But is there anyone who supports Yagi-san?
Yagi-san is...
She's popular. She's not the type of person you can say "kya kya" about.
But she did a handshake party for me.
Only five legendary people came.
She caused an incident where she peeled off a piece of paper.
In that sense, I think it's Yagi-san.
And if that happens, I'd like to know how many people will come to the handshake party.
So I'd be happy if she could contribute.
Her meeting with Yoshimoto Zaka.
Takashi Aikata's "Yagi-ni Matsubaru" episode is...
I started laughing.
At first, I asked Shigeo "What's up with manzai and comedy?"
I thought it was crazy.
I said the same thing twice.
Yagi-san said "Why do you say it twice?"
"Why do you say it twice?" I said it twice.
Why do you say it twice?
"Why do you say it twice?" I said it twice.
Also, Yagi-san, you've always been good at writing down notes.
Even in your diary...
You've been writing down your diary and what you ate since high school.
Even now.
One day, I thought I might be sick.
I might be sick.
My stomach gets smaller three times in the morning.
I wrote it in the practice room.
After a while, I wrote it again.
I might be sick.
Something black came out of my nose.
That's sick.
What the hell is that?
I might be sick.
My stomach gets smaller three times in the morning.
I might be sick.
My stomach gets smaller three times in the morning.
Lastly...
Speaking of Yagi-san...
He goes to various businesses.
One day, Yagi-san went to a business.
The content of the business was...
It was about a young man.
He was a young man in his early years.
He was a young man's dog.
It was a job I didn't know about.
I wondered what a young man's dog was.
There was a dog character.
I wondered if Yagi-san would be happy with that character.
Yagi-san went into the dressing room.
There was a pug in the dressing room.
A normal one.
If it was a normal one, it wouldn't be like that.
What does this mean?
Does a pug and a dog go up together?
Yagi-san didn't get angry.
He just tried to shorten his distance from the pug.
He raised his belt once.
Is it okay for a pug and a dog to go up together?
When they actually appeared on the stage with Mr. Saddler,
he didn't look like a pug at all.
He just ran around the stage...
while holding the running pug and going
"Wait, wait, wait, wait" for only ten minutes.
That was pretty funny.
While holding the running pug and going
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's only 10 minutes.
I didn't care much about that.
Mr. Iwada, Mr. Takatoshi, Mr. Yagi, I think you're here, so please dig deeper into Mr. Yagi's weird parts.
I think you're wearing a huge bag, a Nike bag, in the dressing room.
YAGI should be working in Tokyo for only one night.
But he doesn't have one night's worth of luggage.
He has a very large bag.
If you like, please look at his bag.
YAGI is amazing.
When he was in elementary school, his family had a family meeting about whether to go to the hospital or not because he was bitten by a dog bitten by a caterpillar.
He went to get a quill.
He went to get a quill with a dog.
My dog was bitten by a caterpillar.
Was it really a caterpillar?
It was a caterpillar.
I asked if it was okay.
My dog was upset and bit me.
When I got home, I thought it was dangerous.
My dog was bitten by a caterpillar and I was bitten by it.
My family panicked and said, "Is there a caterpillar poison?"
I don't think so.
I don't know what will happen at that moment.
My caterpillar looks suspicious.
My house has a lot of caterpillars.
Some people in my neighborhood have been bitten by caterpillars.
I was wondering where to go to the hospital.
I was wondering whether to go to the dentist or the animal hospital.
I was wondering if my dog had been bitten.
YAGI is human, so you should go to the hospital.
I went to the local hospital.
I was asked if I would stay with my dog.
Don't let the doctor say that.
Take your dog to the animal hospital first.
My dog is fine.
Is your dog bitten by caterpillars?
My dog has strong diabetes.
Some dogs don't have diabetes.
Is that possible?
My dog panicked and bit my husband.
There are dogs like that.
I was talking about my bag at the end of the program.
What's in my bag?
I only put what I need in my bag.
TAKAHASHI took his school lunch.
He wanted to eat it on the bullet train.
He didn't have chopsticks with him.
He brought his lunch with him on the bullet train.
YAGI said "chopsticks" from his bag.
I didn't have chopsticks with me.
That's what I'm thinking about.
You have a lot of it.
It's big and heavy.
It's as big as a tennis match.
It's as big as a racket.
Do you have only one?
Even if I have three, it's the same amount.
It's basically the same.
Don't you reduce it?
I don't reduce it.
I just need it.
For example?
Can you show me?
This is a fashionable pouch.
It doesn't look fashionable at all.
Do you have a toothbrush or something like that?
You can't put a toothbrush directly in your bag.
You can't put it directly in your bag.
You can't do that.
You can clean the bathroom with this.
I trust you.
Do you trust me?
It's heavy.
You don't need a toothbrush like this, do you?
I don't need it!
You don't need a toothbrush like this, do you?
I don't need it!
This is 30 years old.
Sometimes my partner asks me if I have a toothbrush in the morning.
Even so, you only need two, don't you?
Shouldn't you organize it?
I haven't organized it yet.
I'm very worried about you.
You look like you're asking me not to mess up.
You haven't organized it yet.
You don't need it, do you?
I don't need it.
You don't need it, do you?
You only need three, don't you?
Why?
We're asking you for assistance when you come in.
You only need three, don't you?
iPad, right?
iPad, tissue...
You don't need a taped tissue, do you?
It's for mobile phones.
I don't have one.
Do you have a BBQ?
I don't have one.
Do you have a popcorn?
Is it heavy?
This is it!
Mr. Tagawa used it.
Kitchen paper.
This is a salad.
This is like a barbecue.
When you ride a bullet train,
this part gets in the way.
This is not a bullet train.
You can divide it into smaller parts.
This is too big.
You can carry it from your nose to here.
This part is too weak.
You can carry it from your nose to here.
You can carry it like this.
Why do you have two of them?
You can have either of them, right?
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Next up is "totto, just," and the one who will tell us about the episode is...
Totto Kuwahara!
They've been partners for 15 years now.
Have you known each other for a long time?
Yes, we're high school classmates and we've been hanging out together for a long time.
He wasn't very natural back then, but I think he hasn't really grown up.
I think he's still a high school student.
That's why he looks so natural to people.
They've been partners since high school, and Kuwahara says that their actions are just flashy.
There was a time when we worked at the same part- time job.
It was a part-time job at a clothing store, filling bags with agricultural products.
The store manager asked me, "Totto, can you put your clothes in the metal detector?"
I said, "Why?" and he said, "No, there's a chance that it'll go off, but I don't know."
I said, "Okay," and Totto said, "Okay."
From the first page, it kept beeping and beeping, and I thought it was really strange.
The store manager said, "Excuse me, but will this really go off?"
The store manager said, "Uh, uh, Totto, uh, take off your watch."
He was doing it while wearing a really metal watch.
There was a time when I had to change trains from Nara to Osaka by train.
He was alone.
It usually took about an hour to change trains, but it took about five hours.
Five hours...
I don't know why.
Sometimes I had to go from Nara to Osaka, and sometimes I had to go from Nagoya.
It was like that all the time.
A close call?
Yes, a close call.
It took me five hours to change trains.
Isn't it just one train, Nara?
And there were thirteen trains that I counted.
What was there?
What was there that I counted?
It's still strange to me.
There were thirteen trains that I counted.
What was there that I counted?
Imara-san, Takatoshi-san, please help me with the weird parts of Taro-chan!
I see.
But Taro-kun is still very natural, so it's still good.
The episodes are still cute.
But Yari-san is still a weirdo.
His fear and his fear are one.
I think we shouldn't touch that part of him.
It's totally fine.
That's right.
So I told Rossi that he's the type of person who will do his best, but will be beaten up.
It's true.
He did his best, but his arm was broken.
It's this watch.
That's it.
That will happen.
There is only one grasshopper.
Can you tell me about it?
(Reading the watch)
What does "dog, dog, dog" mean?
There are a lot of "dogs".
There are only three "dogs".
(Reading the watch)
There are many "dogs".
(Reading the watch)
There are only eleven "dogs".
(Reading the watch)
Taga-san, what do you think about it?
When it comes to manzai and jokes, you have to make a joke.
Yes, I make a joke.
Can you make a joke?
Even though you are a natural person.
There is a script, so it's okay.
I will remember it.
What do you do when you make a mistake in ad-lib?
When I make a mistake in ad-lib, Kuwahara will say "this guy is stupid".
I see.
I say "stop it" and let him say it again.
It's a set.
Yes.
Kuwahara, you are good at ad-lib.
Thank you very much.
Next is the second-generation wild bomb, Rossi.
The person who will talk about the ad-lib is...
Hi, I'm Gallett Chuu Kumagai.
Yo, Rossi!
In 2020, Gallett Chuu Kumagai-cha.
What's your relationship with Rossi?
I've known him for a long time, even before he moved to Tokyo.
He took me out for a meal once a week.
We're like a family now.
You've been doing this lately, too?
Yes, we do.
What's Rossi's famous episode that Chuu Kumagai- cha talks about in private?
This is when we went to play darts together.
Rossi-san likes darts.
We used to go to a darts bar.
While we were playing darts, Rossi-san threw a 100-yen coin by mistake.
100-yen coin?
He threw a 100-yen coin and said, "That's not right!"
That's what happened.
While we were playing darts, Rossi-san threw a 100-yen coin by mistake.
How many times did you get it right?
Wow!
I didn't know that.
This is what Rossi-san says a lot.
I still don't know what you're talking about.
One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, one million, one thousand, one million, one million, one million...
Why do you say "one thousand and one million" twice?
It's "one thousand and one million"!
One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, one million, one million, one million, one thousand, one million...
Why do you say "one thousand and one million" twice?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You say it a lot.
It's a question of everyday life.
It seems like you can't solve it.
One million, one million, one thousand, one million...
Why do you say "one thousand and one million" twice?
When I ate shabu-shabu, I dipped it in sesame sauce and put it in hot water and ate it.
I ate it seriously.
I dipped it in sesame sauce and washed it in sesame sauce and ate it.
I dipped it in sesame sauce and put it in hot water and ate it.
IMANO, TAKATOSHI, and ROSSI are also there.
Please verify these many natural episodes.
TADA-KUN, how about these two veterans?
They are different people.
You have to throw 100 yen at a darts bar.
I'm not good at rhythmic things.
Rhythmic things?
Do you throw one, two, and three?
I throw 100 yen at a darts bar.
I throw one, two, and three at a darts bar.
You throw it.
I'm good at rhythmic things.
You throw 100 yen at a darts bar.
I'm crazy about it.
I throw one, two, and three at a darts bar.
I throw 100 yen at a darts bar and concentrate on it.
I throw it and throw it.
Why do you throw it?
You can't say it.
Why do you throw sesame sauce at a darts bar?
This is also a rhythmic thing.
Rhythmic things?
I was eating sesame sauce with meat and shabu- shabu.
I was eating like this.
I was called and talked to like this.
I changed my order like this.
No, it's not like that.
Do you eat in such a flow of work?
If you change your method a little, you will be finished.
I was eating deliciously like this.
Do you drink like this?
Why do you stop your hands like this?
There is nothing you can do about it.
How was it, TAGASANA?
You said that 10 million yen would come out twice.
I don't know why you say that all the time.
I still don't know why you say that all the time.
I told you 10 million yen, but you said 10 million, 100 million, and 10 million yen.
10 million yen is one, isn't it?
Why don't you say 10 million, 100 million, and 10 million, 100 million, and 10 million yen?
That's all you can say.
Can you say 10,000, 10,000?
But it's 1,10,100,1000, 10,000.
It's not like you say 10,000, 100,000, or 10,000, 10,000.
My rule is...
So, if you do that, it would be 1,10,100,1000, 10,000.
It's not possible to say 10,000.
Why?
You're just angry.
I'm still angry about that.
Oh, I see.
He's different.
What do you think, Tomita?
I don't know what I'm thinking right now.
When I heard about Rossi in this episode, I couldn't make up my mind.
It's okay!
No, no!
Get a hold of yourself, Tomina!
Don't make an idol go crazy.
It's okay.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
You're not manly at all!
There's a file on your cell phone.
Now, it's time for Sakamichi's specialty show!
Tomina, what special skills do you have today?
Today, I've prepared a boy band and rap.
Speaking of boy band, you mentioned it earlier.
I'm practicing boy band, but I do rap a lot in live performances.
You have a rap song, too.
Yes, I made it myself.
A rap song and a boy band.
Are you ready?
Please show us.
I like it.
Are you ready?
Yes, thank you.
Boy band sounds difficult, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Please show us.
Go ahead!
- Has it started? - Yes, it has.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, flowers blooming like Yoshimoto Zaka ♪
♪ I'm sure they're vivid like roses ♪
♪ Let's make it vivid with our teamwork ♪
♪ I'm sure we'll meet a wonderful prince ♪
♪ Your prince will be found ♪
♪ Mmm, my, my, my, my, my, my ♪
♪ Yo, yo, yo, yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
The way you said "prince" was...
I couldn't fix it.
- You said it! - I said it!
- I practiced at home yesterday. - You practiced a lot.
At first you said it in a good way, but...
Boy, mama, you said it too clearly!
That's right, that's right. I was practicing.
- Wow, it's frustrating. - No, no, no.
- Thank you for that. - No, but...
- I'm glad you said it. - Really?
- You can't say "prince", can you? - Yeah.
- After "prince"... - Did I say "prince"?
- What did I do? - Don't you remember?
- You said "prince"? - You said "prince"?
- Oh, "prince"!
- You said "prince" every time! - You said "prince"!
- "Prince", "prince"! - "Prince", "prince"!
I'm sure you'll meet a wonderful prince!
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