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[Takatos Season 2]
All records before Yoshimoto-zaka46 sold out...
Season 2.
It has begun, Takatos. Thank you for joining us.
Thanks for having me.
Rain is rain.
This year, even though it's August...
It will rain.
Yes. But it's raining, so I don't hate it.
Is that so? Why?
The other day, I bought a fashionable umbrella.
That's nice.
It was a 9,000 yen umbrella.
That's amazing.
You've been spending a lot of fashionable time.
What kind of rainy day is this person spending?
She is today's guest.
It's not that kind of show.
She is not a rainy day guest.
She is not?
She is not. She is a hill road guest.
She is this person.
Yes, I'm a rainy day guest, Nagizaka Kouji.
No, you are not.
You are not.
You are a hill road guest.
I'm Hayakawa Sera of Nagizaka46.
Nice to meet you.
Hayakawa-san, you will be 20 years old on August 24th, right?
You are still 19 years old.
I'm 19 years old.
Congratulations on your 20th birthday.
Thank you very much.
You are good.
Since it's your 20th birthday, we have prepared a present for you.
Please take a look.
Ta-da!
Here it is!
You said you love takoyaki, so we have prepared some for you.
Is it an automatic one?
Yes, it is.
I don't have it. Give it to me!
No, no, you can't.
It's a present for your 20th birthday.
Can I really have it?
Of course, of course.
Do you like takoyaki that much?
I love it!
You make it often?
Yes, I do.
But I bought a cheap one at home.
See?
It was a little burnt and I was in trouble.
I see!
Is it an automatic one?
Yes, it is.
Oh, you just turned it around.
I have it every day.
Thank you very much!
Do you have it at home?
Yes, I do.
It's a dirty iron plate.
But it's seasoned, right?
Yes, it is.
It's seasoned, right?
Yes, it is.
My mother goes to a nearby takoyaki shop for work and training.
Yes, she does.
She makes it deliciously.
Really?
It's a shop's taste.
I've never heard of such a professional thing!
Wow!
I went to a shop's kitchen once every time I made it at home.
Wow!
It's a shop's taste!
That's amazing!
It's really delicious.
So you like it since you were little.
Yes!
Then, do you have a takoyaki pose?
A takoyaki pose?
Oh, yes, we all do.
I thought you had something original.
Oh, you mean this?
Yes, I've done it since I was little.
Yoshimoto Saka 46
A skill-up plan for idols has been implemented.
The first round of the plan is...
"Idol-like Self-Introduction Championship".
Each unit's representative will take on an idol- like self-introduction and have the studio members judge their idol-like abilities.
First up is "circus".
Entry for Yullian Retriever.
She's an idol.
I'm Yulian Leta Reaver. I'm everyone's dog.
Let's build a dog house! I'm going to live there.
This is good. I'll use it in the future.
Don't use it!
Future Republic.
Excuse me.
Oh, only in the future.
The second one is Ebata's big brother.
Zero, two, three!
Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother!
I'm Ebata's big brother!
Four, six, four, nine, nice to meet you!
Muscle!
Muscle is the last one.
And the circus actor is Masahiro Kanahan.
I can sing!
I can dance!
I can do a lot of things!
But I can't make friends!
Don't mess with me!
Who doesn't have friends?
Go away! Go away!
That's a joke.
Yes!
The duo broke up three times.
It's too long!
The current group's opinion is...
Only family!
Thank you! I'm Masahiro Kanahan!
All right!
This is probably...
I feel a resistance.
I think Toshi will also praise me.
Yes!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. His face is dying.
His eyes are dying.
First of all, let's look at the self-introduction of the three idols of "circus".
Not only "yurian retriever", but also "mama wandi" and "kawaii wanchan" were common.
"Let's build a dog house and live there" is a little confusing.
"Stay with me" and "yurian world" were too popular.
"Everyone's wanchan" is catchy and...
Yes, it was regrettable.
"Wanchan" is a good way of saying it.
"Baseball fans" are also included.
"Oh, player" is old-fashioned.
"Oh, player" is...
At the same time.
"Wanchan" is only called "director nagashima".
How about you, Taka?
Both "opata" and "ehara" are like comedians.
"Let's make it funny" was too popular.
"Let's make it catchy and easy to remember" is better.
Yes, yes.
As expected of the critics.
"Let's make it catchy and easy to remember" is better.
"Let's make it catchy and easy to remember" is more important.
"Let's make it catchy and easy to remember" has nothing to do with "funny".
That's right.
How about you, Ayaka?
"Ehara" was the last one.
I think it's hard to remember.
Right.
You want to say a lot of things just for being clever.
It's like self-introduction.
That's what you don't have enough imagination.
When you introduce yourself, you don't have to say all the words you know.
You don't have that emphasis.
Right. You don't have that emphasis.
I don't like that part.
I said it!
Next, "Sweet Horns".
First, Masaruko will do the entry.
- Masaruko. - Masaruko.
Make it short, please.
Yay, I'm a major advertiser!
Well then, everyone, here I go!
Like a female...
Like a male...
I'm Yoshimotozaka46's only female, Masaruko!
One, two...
Call back Anthony!
Whose voice was in there? Whose voice?
The second sleep is plus or minus Iwahashi.
Hello!
I'm Yoshimotozaka46's James Suito Monster's real monster!
Once you see me, you'll want me!
I'm Yoshimotozaka46's idol who makes you want me!
Plus or minus Iwahashi!
Ocean Dew!
You already want me, don't you?
Yay!
She can't take it anymore.
I got an award!
A foreign award!
And the last sleep is Savannah Gag.
This is the direction of gag.
I thought about it a lot.
I still can't get out of being an entertainer.
I wanted to grow out my hair and look like an idol.
But my hair is short now.
I can't make it in time.
I'll wear a wig and do my best.
Good.
Idol-like gag.
I'm energetic today too!
I'm Yoshimotozaka46's energetic person, Savannah Gag!
I'm energetic today too!
My hobby is sleeping a lot!
I'm energetic today too!
If I pass this challenge, I'll have a small face!
I'm energetic today too!
My lips are delicious!
Please support us from now on too!
Please, someone with a weird angle!
That's good!
You should do it with that kind of character!
I think I'll be satisfied.
I think there are cool, cute and funny idols in a group.
I think I'll aim for cute and funny idols.
Hello!
My class is meat class!
So, please introduce yourself as an idol for swimming.
As for sharpness, Masaru is...
Masaru's...
It was a response, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Like a female, but forward.
Like a male, but forward.
Only rolling.
That's also Fujii's own taste.
Yes, that's right.
Make it repetitive.
This is also beautiful.
I think it's better than before like a female.
That's right.
This is the most catchy.
It's catchy, but it has a little bit of show pub smell.
It has a little bit of show pub smell.
That's right.
It depends on how you can eat it.
Also, the background of this bag...
How do you take it?
It has a great sense of home.
Is this your home, Masaru?
It's my house.
It's your house, isn't it?
Is it your house where you live alone?
In such a place with a lot of sense of home?
It has a sense of room that you don't use at home.
That's right.
Doesn't it have a poster of waves behind it?
It does.
It has a poster of waves behind it.
What is that poster?
You don't put it up outside of your house, do you?
It's a pretty old house, isn't it?
Why is it only there?
That's right.
Also, Mr. Yagi and Mr. Iwahashi are too long.
That's right.
It's too packed in.
It seems like you're watching your own gag.
It's over.
Mr. Yagi.
Normally, this is not said as an idol, but as an entertainer, it's over.
He's energetic today as well.
Alpaca!
Yoshimoto and Takahoshi are...
Why did you look at the wall with your own gag?
Shut up!
I've seen an alpaca's gag dozens of times.
Do you still watch it?
No, I don't.
I wonder what it was.
It was an alpaca in the morning.
You must have been worried about it.
You must have written it well.
By the way, Ms. Ayaka, can you do a little bit of your own gag, "Your own lips are delicious"?
You seemed like you wanted to do it.
Ham! Ham! Ham!
Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham!
Your own lips are delicious!
Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham!
Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Ham! Your own lips are delicious!
No, I'm not going to do it.
I thought it was cute, but...
Next is the second generation members who have little idol history.
First of all, Hina Okahata, who is good at dancing.
I haven't introduced myself as an idol yet, but I thought about it for this confrontation.
Thank you.
It's okay because you're here.
I'll heal you with any difficulty.
I'm an absolute healing character, Hina Okahata.
It's done.
What do you think?
I think it's good.
I did my best, so I'd be happy if I could win.
The second generation is Kihara.
Kihara's nickname "Torajiro" is not "Torajiro".
"Kinoko-no-ko-no-ko", "Tenki-no-ko-!"
"Yoshimoto-zaka46", "Everyone's drinking friends"!
I'm Kihara Miyu, "Ki-chan-ko-to".
"Genki-chan" for today, too!
"Everyone's drinking friends"!
"Tenki-no-ko-!" is...
I'd be happy if you could say "Tenki-no-ko-!" to your fans.
My father is Kisho Yohoushi and I'm Kihara Miyu.
"Tenki-no-ko-!" is...
I'd like you to show your father a little bit.
I think it's a self-introduction like me.
And the second generation is actor Kazuhara Haya.
Muscle!
He's a muscle character.
He has good nervous system.
He has a little facial age.
He is a muscular idol.
He has a triangular muscle and abs.
He is Michelangelo.
His athletic ability is...
His right foot is as fast as an Olympic athlete's.
He is Hayate Kajihara.
- His face is packed. - His face is packed.
I was able to introduce myself like a good idol.
I am confident.
Please take care of me.
I will introduce himself like a second generation idol.
He is the best of the best.
- He is the best. - He is the best.
He is an idol like face.
If you say it now, Ms. Okahata is already done.
- That's right. - She's amazing.
- Ms. Okahata was already done, right? - Yes, she was very cute.
It's like she's researching about idols.
- How about you, Mr. Taka? - Ms. Okahata was also very good,
but I think she only looked good because she looked like an old man or a young boy.
- She's strict. - She's strict.
- She didn't wait for the right order and finally got a decent one,
- so I'll keep her for now. - Keep her.
- It's not decided yet? - She's strict.
She's strict.
As a weather girl, I'd like you to stay away from Jiro Sora a little more.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Jiro Sora would float away. - Jiro Sora wouldn't float away.
- Ms. Kihara... - She's Jiro Sora's daughter, right?
She's not Jiro Sora's partner...
- She's not Jiro Sora's partner, but Jiro Sora's daughter, Ms. Kihara. - Oh, she's Ms. Kihara's daughter.
- She's not your partner? - She's not your partner?
- Everyone's slightly mistaken, right? - That's right.
Muscle idols are shorter and fresher, so their faces are cute.
- No, only their heads are cute. - That's right.
- Their faces... - That's right.
- The president of the age group... - Yes?
- has the same face and muscle as an idol. - Yes, that's right.
- But you want to show various parts of your body, don't you? - That's right.
- People with muscles don't last long. - You want to show your muscles, don't you?
- And you didn't understand Michelangelo's meaning. - That's right.
- How about you, Hayagawa-san? What did you think of this performance? - Well...
- I was a little worried about whether the camera angle didn't work for this last muscle. - It's too close!
- Yes. - Pull it in a little more. - If you want me to show it, you should pull it in.
- The camera? - Wait a minute.
- We have our own commentator here! - It's tough, isn't it?
- This program is really tough! - Yes, it is.
- The world of idols is tough, after all. - Well, you know!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
- Stop it! Stop it! - Don't say that!
- Now, let's take a look at the next one. - Yes.
The last one is "Yoshimoto-zaka46's Face - Red".
First up is "Totto Tadakawa Entry".
Nice to meet you.
Yes, from the window to the center.
Always in my heart.
Yoshimoto Saka 46 Red. I'm Totto Tata. Nice to meet you.
Oh, that's good.
Isn't it good?
Always in my heart...
What is it?
Red two people.
Today.
Ten more than one.
One hundred more than ten.
One thousand more than one hundred.
I'm not afraid if there are a thousand people.
I love you.
Today.
Oh, you're rehearsing now, aren't you?
Yes, I'm rehearsing now.
Kendama, Beigoma, Menko.
Old games.
I'm hungry.
Today.
What are you saying?
I love you.
I need you.
I like Korea.
That's not it.
What are you saying?
What kind of content is it?
Is it organized?
Yes.
I'm Kyon of RAFFLECLAN.
This road?
Passing.
Interview?
Passing.
Yamasaki?
That's not it.
Passing.
That's not it.
You've been pushing it lately.
I'm Yamasaki Passing.
That's not it.
Kyon.
Today.
The new song is being introduced, but I don't have much opportunity to do so.
There is a special talent.
Here it is.
There is a special talent of a unit idol.
He made fun of me.
There's not a single tap dance in it, but it's a little different from samba.
It's a very innovative way of thinking, and it's got a lot of rhythm, but it's a little long until you get to Hidebo.
So I came up with another pattern all of a sudden.
Here it is.
"Alelepattu omelepattu" means "tap tap in the stomach"
But this is like "hidego"
What are you doing?
It's just a reality show.
What made you think of it?
It's the first one.
It's the first one, after all.
What did you show me?
What is it?
It's terrible.
Tada-kun, you always say 'nandeyanen' in your heart.
You always say 'nandeyanen' in your heart.
Whenever one of you makes a mistake, you always say 'nandeyanen'.
I think this is the best one.
It's like "nice to" gag.
It's refreshing.
"Tada-kun" is the best one.
That's right.
Is "osaru-san" your last name?
It's not "osaru-san". It's "hidego-san".
It's not "osaru-san".
"Motomonkikkii" is not "osaru-san".
Isn't it "osaru-san"?
It's not "osaru-san".
"Motomonkikkii" is not "osaru-san", is it?
It's not "osaru-san".
It's not "osaru-san" who is a calligrapher now.
It's not "osaru-san", is it?
It's "hidego-san" who is a tap dancer now.
Is it "hidego-san"?
"higeboubou" has become "hidego-sanba", hasn't it?
I want you to shorten it a little more.
That's right.
I thought you showed me a joke today.
That's right.
It wasn't a greeting.
It wasn't a self-introduction.
It's like you did a impersonation you've been into lately.
That's right.
He's about to go out into the world now.
I can't let you do that.
He's about to go out into the world now.
Now, let's announce the results.
Hayakawa-san, please announce the winner of whose self- introduction had the highest idol power.
Now, please announce it.
The winner is...
Hidebo-san!
What's up?
Hidebo-san?
No way!
Well, this is my personal opinion, but...
Yes!
Well, you're older than your father, but you're trying your best...
Stop it! Stop it!
That's the worst thing!
Don't say that!
Forget about it!
That's the worst thing!
You're doing it because you think you're an idol who forgot about it.
That's right!
But you're older than your father, but you're trying your best...
I'm trying my best!
But I want to cheer for people who are trying their best!
That's one of the characteristics of an idol!
Well, yes...
Regardless of the reason!
Anyway, you want to cheer for them!
That's right!
I see.
Well, Hidebo-san, congratulations on your victory!
Yes!
Next time you're in front of people, make sure you do this gag...
Oh, not gag, but idol!
No, it's not a gag!
Idol!
Please do it!
By the way, Hayakawa-san, do you have anything?
No, but I did a little bit of it at first.
Can you show me a little bit of what kind of active idol you are?
But it's embarrassing.
Good!
Then, please introduce yourself!
Yes, I love takoyaki so much that I want to put takoyaki on my cheek! I'm 19-year-old Hayakawa Sera from Osaka!
This is good!
Please!
That's right. Well, she's cute, so this is good.
She's like "woooooh" when she's at the venue.
"I want to eat takoyaki!" She says like that.
"I want to eat it!" She says like that.
No, it's embarrassing.
No, isn't it okay for you to say like that?
Yes, but I think it's better for shorter people to remember it.
Well, from Hayakawa-san's point of view, this person's self-introduction is excellent.
Right, members of Nogizaka?
Yes, that's right.
Even seniors.
Even seniors, right?
Well, but there's one thing...
Matsumura Sayuri-san, who is my senior, always says "siringo punch!"
Sayuringo punch!
I want you to say it!
For fans, right?
I want you to punch me!
Of course.
Sayuringo punch!
That kind of greeting is also important, but if there's a special move or something like that...
I see.
I want you to punch me!
That's important, right?
Even at handshakes, fans often say "sayuringo punch!"
I see.
If we have one of those, we'll have more handshakes.
I see, I see.
I think it's fun.
"I want you to stab me like a male!" Is "matsumura punch!" not allowed?
No, it's not.
I want you to stab me like a male!
I'm stabbing you like a male, so it's not allowed. It's not "sayuringo punch!"
That's right, it's not "sayuringo punch!"
You're not "sayuringo punch!"
Right?
Isn't there anyone with big feet?
Like you have a 16-hole kick in your heart.
No, you can't!
16-hole kick? No one knows about that!
Giant Baba-san.
They don't know about it.
It's a one-time thing.
It's old-fashioned.
It's from the Showa era.
Showa era stars keep appearing!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Let's make it a sweeter night.
Huh?
That's a little extreme.
That's not "cube skull" anymore!
Don't look at me like that!
I like you.
In the end, Hinana-chan put some tamayo in it.
I don't like you anymore.
I love you.
I think you put too much tamayo in it.
Don't look at the quality of the food!
Don't look at it!
Who is the winner?
Who is it?