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Happy New Year!
New Year, first shot!
Oh, it's 2020!
That's right, it's 2020.
What's going to happen to me?
What do you mean?
Don't say that.
It's 2020!
And our guest for this week is this person!
I'm Honeymiona of Honeymira and 46. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Well, Honeys, your white day is over.
Right?
It's over.
It's been a while since I've done this to a camera like that.
No, you haven't.
You haven't done anything like that.
What if I do it under pressure?
What?
I just heard you say it.
You can't do that.
No, you can't.
I haven't done it yet.
And our guest for this week is this person!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yagi.
I was told you were the brain of Savannah.
It's the first episode of the new year, so can you do a New Year's greeting gag?
It's 2020 and this person is a mouse.
He came back as a mouse.
He came back.
He came back as a mouse from Reifushi.
I'm tired, mouse.
That's good.
That's a big applause for Yagi today.
I got an answer.
How was my gag?
It was great.
I was in middle school.
You're a mouse.
I'm a mouse.
That's good.
It's very thoughtful.
You're an old woman.
I am.
By the way, do you have a gag you like?
Asking Brazilian people.
Asking Brazilians.
That's a tough one.
Can you hear me, Brazilians?
Is it this?
Yes!
That's a big hit.
That's right.
Now I know that Japan is behind Brazil.
Now you know Chile.
That's right.
I'd like you to do more learning gags like this.
The most important part of a face is the chin.
Fighters aim here.
Of course.
Because the brain shakes.
This is important.
The chin is dangerous!
To be honest, my son loves that joke.
The chin is dangerous!
The second round of auditions for third-time judges will start.
Here, self-promotion and dance judging will be held.
With this third-time judges, they will narrow it down from 150 people to 46 people.
Less than one-third!
I'm a little nervous, but I'm full of energy.
I really want to use this opportunity to somehow get into Yoshimoto Zaka 46.
First of all, self-promotion and dance judging will start.
In the twilight...
I'll catch you!
I've been self-promoting myself all over the country.
You have three minutes.
I'm looking forward to it.
In order to seize the opportunity, they will make a desperate appeal.
I can transform into a thin celebrity in five seconds.
One, two...
Five, four, three, two, one!
I'm Mizuha Akiko.
I'd like you to do a special skill called "human pump".
I'd like you to do it with a boiled egg.
Are you okay?
Three, two, one!
Thank you!
Wow!
She can do it by herself.
She's a dancer.
Is she a man?
If you don't talk, how do you think you can participate in Yoshimoto Zakairi?
Among them, the candidates who challenged with particularly hot feelings missed Yoshimoto Zakairi by one step.
I stayed until last year's final screening, but I failed in the end.
I thought I couldn't chase my dream anymore,
but I wanted to keep chasing my dream, so I wanted to challenge again.
From the first audition to Mr. Akimoto's interview, everything was imitated by Prime Minister Abe.
This time, I would like you to see that I want to compete with myself as it is, and I would like to add it to this audition.
Thank you very much.
And these two people who want to talk about their marriage.
I've been waiting for this day for a long time, so I'm going to fight a little more.
Actually, I'm pregnant now, and I don't know how it will be judged.
It's been eight months.
It's been eight months, but I'll do my best.
I'd like to do my best.
Even if an idol becomes a mother and gets pregnant, I don't think there is an idol who gets pregnant and gives birth as a mother.
I want to be such a unique idol.
It's been a while.
If only one of you is bent and fell,
Yes.
are you and your wife okay?
Yes, we're fine.
Well, you know, we're always doing it together,
so we'd like to support each other with our members' feelings,
no matter which one falls.
Not only entertainers want to change their lives with Yoshimoto and Zaka.
I'd like to do my best as a manager, an idol, and an actor, so thank you in advance.
The staff working in Yoshimoto Industry also do their best for this audition.
I wanted to know the voice of the sea.
I want to shine. I've already decided.
The next screening is "Dance".
The difficult song for the dancers is...
"Don't Talk About Your Lips" by BAD.
Is this it?
It's too fast.
I don't know if it's too fast or too slow.
I don't feel like dancing.
It's too difficult.
The candidates practiced for a week before the audition.
Do you think it's better to do it with everyone than do it alone?
I think it's better to do it with everyone.
Candidates practiced dancing until the last minute on the day of the audition.
All we've done so far is dancing and practicing.
If I fail this time, I can't do anything about it.
I have no regrets.
Red's leader Machaki and Yumi join in.
Dancer Obama and Yoshio join in, too.
It's embarrassing to dance with a dancer.
I'm already tired.
I'm going to do my best without any pressure.
I was nervous, but I should have done more.
It's a little frustrating, but I don't mind it.
It's 65 points.
Dance that struggles no matter what.
Candidates who make their frustrations bleed.
I was so nervous that I made a mistake.
In the middle of the dance, I made a mistake and fell down.
I collapsed.
It's frustrating, but I have to do my best.
It's tough.
At first, I made a mistake here.
It's hard.
Yes, it is.
It's hard now.
Meanwhile, at 46 years of age, he also challenges to be a dance judge.
I'm not a dance judge, but I have 16 percent of American blood in me, so I'd like to ask DNA.
[MUSIC]
I thought I could ask DNA a little more, but at least 18 of them were flying.
[LAUGHTER]
I think it feels good there.
That's too much.
I want to commit suicide.
[LAUGHTER]
I want you to win.
I want you to give me a chance with your name value.
But I heard that the day before, you hired a dancer and practiced in Osaka.
That's right.
But I definitely want you to join Sweet Monster.
I want you to join.
You have an excellent reputation and ability.
But you've been following me for a while, haven't you?
You've been rampaging, haven't you?
18 of them were flying.
[LAUGHTER]
If 18 of them were flying, you wouldn't have been able to do it all.
After all, you have an excellent sense of presence.
By the way, did you know anyone who was shining so far?
There's also a dancer.
But Kosugi's impact is too strong.
Can I ask you one more time, Kosugi?
[LAUGHTER]
Can I make a request?
You're in the middle of it, aren't you?
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
You're moving so fast.
[LAUGHTER]
You made a mistake.
[LAUGHTER]
You made a mistake.
That's amazing.
[LAUGHTER]
I think it's unique.
It's very interesting.
It's very funny.
The Osaka audition was held in Tokyo.
Where did you come from?
From Okinawa.
I thought I had to be an A.D. idol, so I applied.
Here, too, the candidates' appeal clash aimed at idols.
I belong to Yoshimoto Actors Club and I also work for a theater group called Sotoba Komachi.
I'm Tanaka Naoki. Thank you for having me.
I'm Yoshimoto Actors Club Entertainment's voice actor, Shizuo Shizuo.
I'd like to challenge myself with my dreams and new things.
I'd like to put on my fansuit and play "Juppon Tsuki" on the piano.
One, two, three, four, five!
I'm going to play a song with the image of a horse running.
Here we go.
Like this.
She's cute.
I made "Akimoto Yasushi" with a nano block, which is one piece of 4mm by 4mm blocks.
I look at the milk and hear the voice of the person.
This milk is small tomato-shaped and round, but it has a very special surface.
I'd like you to see how fast I break an egg.
Ready, go!
You broke it.
No, I didn't.
You broke it.
I'm sorry.
You broke it.
It's very fast to break a dumpling, so I'd like you to see it.
Huh? But it's not wrapped.
Hurry up.
It's not wrapped.
Some people show their special talents.
Candidates who can convey it in words.
Actually, I will be 40 years old next year.
I've given up on love and marriage, but I can't give up on my dream of becoming an idol.
I want to do my best this time.
I want to be an idol group that everyone admires and that the world knows.
I want to do my best.
I want you to do your best.
I was very frustrated when I dropped out of first grade.
I was wondering if I would take it this time.
I went to hit this frustration this time.
I really want to be an idol.
There is also a reason why I entered this industry.
There is only a place for an idol to return from.
This time as usual, I hit this frustration and challenged seriously for this audition.
Among them, this man is...
Hey, ROSHI!
I hope I can answer your questions well in the interview.
I'm ROSHI.
Please give me a PR when you enter MSC.
You're going to be ROSHI.
No, I'm not.
You're not, are you?
PR prepared by ROSHI is...
I'm going to sing a song.
(Theme song of "RAND")
(Theme song of "MERRY CHRISTMAS")
(LAUGHING)
You're laughing.
(LAUGHING)
It'll probably last forever.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
How was it?
It's really crazy.
Right?
After all, I'm 44 years old.
Right?
I'm 16 years old today.
I'm Ratsuki Makita. I'm a first-year high school student.
I'm an official YouTuber called "ohakora-tuber".
Yes, at Osaka's venue, there are many candidates in their teens who are good at dancing.
I was really nervous. I'm just waiting for the results.
She's quick-witted.
I'm a second-year high school student, 17 years old, and I'm active in a group called "OOPS!".
I've been street dancing since I was a first-year high school student.
I've been juggling since I was a third-year high school student.
However, she has a special dancing career.
I've been dancing and doing contests all the time, so I've won a lot of trophies.
I dance better than anyone else.
Hinana Okahata, who won first place in a dance contest outside of school.
I've been dancing since I was four years old, and I've been dancing since I was 13 years old.
I can dance all genres.
I'm good at thinking.
Yes, I got it.
Three people got it.
If you drop it, I'll stop, too.
She's cute, too.
What do you think of Horitan?
I think she's very quick-witted.
She's still growing at 16 years old.
She's still active.
She's good at dancing and juggling.
And Kosaku.
He's quick-witted in street dancing, too. He's 17 years old.
And this girl.
She's a YouTuber.
She can dance like an idol.
She can dance properly, too.
And Rossi.
In Rossi's last interview, he suddenly said...
The non-fiction.
I'm a 44-year-old entertainer who has been dancing for 25 years.
I'm already crazy.
I'm a 16-year-old entertainer who has been dancing for 25 years.
I like "no fiction" setting the most.
Please put on your sunglasses.
Who will pass?
The announcement of fate.
Huh?!
Wait!
The day of the result announcement.
Candidates have gathered.
Some of you will fail.
No, no, no!
Either way, it's certain.
It's not like it's a shame that you failed.
Just maintain it.
Even at MC TOKYO HIGH SCHOOL.
You have 1 minute and 30 seconds left.
All I can do is wait.
Mr. Iwada, you've already announced it, haven't you?
Are you okay with that?
But you said you were a 16-year-old entertainer.
Well, well, well.
And finally,
the moment of announcement.
I don't want to see it.
Huh?!
I don't want to see it.
What is it?!
Ah! Ah!
It's there!
Bad things happen!
What's this?
Oh, it's closing now.
Is it closing?
Yes.
No, it's closing!
It's closing!
Yes, from 150 people to 100 or more people were eliminated.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Thank you very much.
It was scary.
I couldn't speak at all.
It's four o'clock.
Singing and interviews.
I'm a little confident in singing, too.
I'll do my best to adjust and do my best.
Well, yes.
Is it my face?
On the other hand, at M.C. Tokyo High School...
There's an employee who's good at dancing.
Oh!
Shime! Shime!
Shime!
Good job!
What!? What!? Look! Look!
Wow! Wow!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Out of eight people, only three passed.
It's tough!
Kiyoka and Taro, who are still under construction, also fell.
Oh, Taro fell!
I'm pretty full of tears.
I think I'm going to cry. Right away.
After all, there were a lot of people like me, like "the woman entertainer" who passed.
But before I became an entertainer, I've been singing seriously all the time, so I'm not that kind of character, but I'm really happy that you took me one step closer to my dream and I want to do my best from now on. Thank you very much!
It's like judo!
Now, it's time for the passing announcement.
Taro fell!
Unfortunately, he fell.
The more people pass, the more frustrated I get from my experience.
That's right, if you fall!
Now, let's look at the other members who passed.
Yes, these people passed.
Oh, all of them?
Yes.
What about the 16-year-old?
Yes, this is it, I think. The 16-year-old.
Oh, he passed!
He passed!
Oh, there's also Taku.
Oh, Makita-san!
Oh!
You passed!
As expected of you!
You're young, but you're just like me!
But...
Huh?
I can't see it.
Huh?
The funny dance...
Wait a minute!
Kotsugi-san?
Huh?!
Kotsugi-san?
Huh?!
Kotsugi-san...
No way!
It's a shame!
I wanted to compare those three young people and Kotsugi-san's dancing...
But, well, we found other potential.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, since we have to say goodbye...
One last time...
Do you want to see it?
I want to see it!
Do you want to see it one more time?
Since it's a goodbye dance, Kotsugi-san, please show us your dance.
His head is up.
Rubbish!
It was an interesting dance.
It was interesting!
It was a match!
He said "I'm confident" a lot.
It was interesting!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Now, let's move on to the special segment of our special guest!
What will you show us, Ori?
High-speed blinking.
High-speed blinking...
The level is different, right?
That's right.
I see.
His eyes are big, so...
It's quite eye-catching.
That's right.
I'd like to see it in person.
Go ahead!
Wow!
That's fast!
That's really fast!
That's fast!
Isn't it great?!
Great!
Congratulations!