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This week...
Finally, the results of the 4th Mizuri Evaluation will be announced.
This is art.
This is for real. I'm serious about this.
Stop it!
The public vote is heating up.
Thank you for your hard work.
I knew it wouldn't be me.
I'm sad.
Out of 6,000 voters,
the 3rd Sakamichi Series will continue in Nogizaka and Keyakizaka.
All records until Yoshimoto Zakao 46 is sold out.
We will give you a detailed quiz about Sakamichi Series.
Here are the details.
And...
I'm Sari Matsuno of Nogizaka 46.
If you've watched all of today's episodes,
you're...
a big fan of Sakamichi.
Well...
Even if you were in charge of it, this is how it is.
I like it.
I like the results, Daniel.
This week,
the 4th Mizuri Evaluation is coming up.
Are you going to wear a swimsuit?
It's a limited edition photo book.
Don't you want to do something like gravure?
Not at all.
- Not at all? - Not at all.
Can you show me a little bit of your hair?
I can't see your hair.
My hair doesn't grow.
- Your hair doesn't grow. - My hair doesn't grow.
Matsumura-san's hair doesn't grow.
My hair doesn't grow.
You're lucky, Matsumura-san.
What happens if you eat?
If I eat, it goes into space...
and becomes dust.
It becomes dust and pops out.
It pops out.
Yoshimoto Zakao 46 Audition.
The 4th Mizuri Evaluation is coming up.
This is Rumine's theater.
There was a veteran entertainer who aimed to be an idol.
Mizutama Repu Tai Ken.
Mizutama Repu Tai Ken, 48 years old.
How old are you?
Ah! I'm a tonzoha!
What did you say?
Now, he is working mainly on Rumine's new theater, "Kendana".
Jirojiro, everyone!
Did you go to hell?!
In fact, they are an idol-like popular group in Osaka.
When I said "I will do a solo concert",
there were only about 2,000 people who said "yes" at a young age theater or something like that.
That's a lot of people!
That's amazing!
With popular entertainers such as "Chihara brothers" and "Nakagawa family",
they appeared mainly in two-chamber theaters,
have five regular programs,
and appear in three commercials,
and they are so active that there is no day without seeing them.
And with that momentum, "Kendana" was removed in 2000.
However...
In Osaka, there were a lot of regular programs, five or six of them.
I thought it was normal, but it wasn't normal at all.
In Tokyo, popularity is low and work is hard.
If you like it, you can do it once, four, or five times a year.
How much do you make in a month?
Sometimes it's less than 100,000 yen, sometimes it's less than 100,000 yen.
That's the case.
Now he lives alone in Tokyo.
To save money, he buys everything for 100 yen.
When he returns home with a rent of 70,000 yen...
- I'm going to make ramen. - Ramen?
Yes.
I've already decided on the garlic.
Since he doesn't have much money,
- he makes his own water. - Looks good.
Is it long for you to live alone?
- It's tough. - Don't say that.
I got married and had kids right away.
We moved to Tokyo with just the five of us.
We moved in about five years.
We didn't have much money.
I was alone with my wife for about 15 years.
- Looks good. - About 150 yen.
- Let's eat. - Looks good.
- Looks good.
It's tough.
It's always good.
Ever since I left Tokyo.
I borrowed money from my brothers and other people.
It's like a debt.
I haven't been able to pay it off yet.
When money is tough...
Bad Boys' Sada was eating curry.
He asked me if I could use the curry on the plate as a plate.
So I used it as a curry plate.
He doesn't even keep his food expenses.
Using it at a time like that...
There are a lot of people like that in Mercari.
The president is there and he gives you what you don't need.
You go out to Mercari and when you're in a pinch you can use it.
In total, it's about 500,000 to 600,000 yen.
Since the situation, Ken has been having a hard day.
On the other hand, his partner Aki...
Aki is working hard every day. He doesn't have a day off.
Back in Osaka...
With Yoshimoto's new play...
"Tiny Brain".
You see it a lot, don't you?
Aki's ticket for the park where he works...
Is sold out every time.
Wow!
In July of this year...
On the 83rd floor of the stage in one month...
Aki doesn't have a day off.
When I heard "big mountain" I thought it was a play.
That's right.
Between the two of them...
A big gap was born.
Ken, what are you doing?
Ken, you're supposed to be dead.
There were rumors like that.
Fans, customers...
Can you not give us too many details?
Aki responds to that.
Stop it!
Fans are excited about it.
But I'm not responding.
The duo isn't disbanded.
I hope the duo activities will increase in the future.
Even so, I'm not out of it.
There's a new way of seeing things.
I think we should work together in that way.
Thanks to Yoshimoto and Zakao...
The duo wants to catch up with Aki.
He's trying to become an idol.
I think it's weird.
But I'm doing my best for my duo.
With that thought in mind...
They go to take a water photo for the fourth time.
He is a former self-defense force member.
He appeals his proud muscles and aims for passing.
Great!
Wow, it's really good!
It's like art.
He is very satisfied.
When we show this photo to his senior Yasushi Ishida...
What do you think, Yasushi Ishida?
How can I say this?
This is for real. This is for real.
This is for art.
Until now, you have shown only art.
Why did you come here and show only art?
Stop it!
Unfortunately, you showed only art.
Ishida's prediction is correct.
His first day of ranking is 125th and he passed.
I have 12 more to go.
It's difficult.
But...
I have to pass this.
So, what did he do?
In the fall...
I haven't asked for much.
But...
I'm in a pinch in Yoshimoto-saka right now.
Can you help me?
That story has completely changed.
He wants to shine again as a self-defense force member.
He is a great artist who has to pass for that.
In the end, he relied on his partner and rival, Aki.
The next day...
Aki's social media account has 28,000 followers.
Ken is serious in his seriousness.
It's a long story.
An interesting picture of an old man's idol appears.
Please make Ken an idol with your power.
He is a man who never betrays.
As a result, Aki is a good guy.
He is a very good guy.
Aki is a good guy.
He doesn't appear in the program, but he has a good impact.
I want to see Aki's new play.
It will be a mess.
The vessels are different.
Ken is also serious.
Why don't you make me eat curry with this bread?
I often edited and didn't cut this conversation.
Aki returned to Osaka.
Why didn't you go back with him?
Aki thought about it and said, "I'll do a new play in Osaka before it becomes a boom."
I couldn't tell him to lower his head and do it.
If you're going to work, I want you to lower your head and do it.
I see.
Everyone says that I don't have to be stubborn.
But...
Aki will do his best.
This program is brought to you by sony music.
I thought this was a forbidden fruit, but it's the worst.
I'm sorry.
Shibuya, an entertainer who asks the general public for a vote for the fourth time.
I want to fly around the world. If you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could.
The fourth year of his career, Godan Isomoto.
In the ranking announced on the first day, it was 137th and a desperate 12th place.
That's crazy.
That's when he came up with...
I'm a Japanese entertainer, but I'd like you to vote for me and vote for Yoshimoto.
And one more.
There was a member who did a special performance.
Anon, a professional dancer who is active around the world.
What are you doing?
I've been coming up with ideas as I've been performing.
In the first day of the ranking, it was 109th and passed.
So I thought about this dance performance to get as many votes as possible.
However, it's not easy to appeal for an hour.
It's hard.
That's when he gave up.
It's hard.
I've been waiting for the answer.
It's zero.
I don't know what to do.
I feel like I have to think of a countermeasure.
I'm sorry I'm sweating.
Young people are sweating and voting.
I'd like you to take the time before the live show and lend me a promotional flyer.
I'm so happy! Thank you so much! Yay! I'm so happy! One vote is huge!
Meanwhile, a man is trying to collect votes in the exact opposite way.
The exact opposite?
Even if you don't know me, you're not the only one who gets warm.
What is this song?!
Henderson's commentator, Yuki Koyasu.
He's a young entertainer who's selling well in Kansai.
I've seen him on TV.
In his first day of ranking, he was 89th and 10th.
He looks good.
Yuki Koyasu's way of collecting votes is...
I thought this was a forbidden fruit, but I got Yuki's sweat to take a picture of it and promote it.
It's a forbidden fruit, isn't it?
Now, he's a popular junior entertainer.
He's the worst!
He's asking Yuki for help in collecting votes.
As a senior entertainer, I know I'm the worst entertainer, but I can't help it.
I see.
Furthermore, this man...
Sazanka Ponies' Ashina.
When he was interviewed for Yuki Koyasu, he showed off his dancing skills.
That's amazing.
However, his first day of ranking was 121th and 9th.
Why are you at a construction site?
The reason why he asked for help is...
He's a super popular artist who's on fire right now.
Thank you very much!
Oh my! Exile's third generation J Soul Brothers member, Takanori Iwata.
He was my senior in music.
I happened to see him on TV.
And he asked me to shoot a video for him, and I said yes.
He's the best.
Next up is Goki Nakamura, who passed the third screening of "Gokakurai in Suresure" in 143th place.
This time, his ranking is 135th again, and he's in a difficult situation.
He's like a woman. A comedian.
The way he got his ranking is...
Grandma, Grandma, can you shoot a video for me?
Can you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Grandma!
Yes!
Hey, Yoshimoto Zakane.
You were 143th and 135th. That's crazy!
Yes, yes, yes. Take a good look at me.
You can call me "beauty" or whatever you like. Thank you very much.
Yes, yes, thank you very much.
For Nakamura, who grew up in a single-parent family,
Grandma, who has been taking care of him since he was little, is an important presence.
He and Grandma make PR videos with two people and three people and upload them to social media.
When I'm on TV and I'm in various places, I hope Grandma will feel happy when she sees me on TV.
I'm so happy.
I hope you'll be an idol.
I'm so happy.
And the middle ranking is...
What about me?
Wow!
I'm so happy!
81st!
I'm so happy!
96th! 96th!
I'm so happy!
I'm dancing!
I'm in 80th place.
I'm so happy!
Meanwhile,
Koyasu, who tried to collect votes with his strong will,
134th!
What are you doing?
2653 votes!
What should I do?
And this man,
Mugen Nakajima.
Oh!
During the third screening,
he tried his best to collect votes every day in Shibuya.
The photo of the fourth screening
cost 30,000 yen.
I see!
It's tough.
Every day in Shibuya,
he spent eight hours collecting votes.
If I were the president of Shibuya,
I would definitely hire him.
And the result is...
133th...
135th...136th...
What?
No way!
I'm 700 seconds away from my goal.
I can't do it anymore.
Are you giving up? You look like you're going to break your heart.
I'm going to break it.
Nakajima, who has been putting all his energy into his voice-over activities so far, is faced with an extreme reality.
I guess I can't do it.
I can't do it.
No way.
I can't do it.
Is it painful?
It's painful.
He came here and his heart broke.
But the next day...
He's here.
Nakajima appears in Shibuya.
He's scary.
He's amazing.
I thought I would regret it. I worked so hard, but in the end I gave up and admitted defeat in Hamamachi. I think that's what I regret the most.
Even if defeat is strong, I will never give up until the end. Not only Nakajima, but all members are determined to be the fourth judge.
How will it end?
He's amazing. He's serious.
Not only you, but many people are doing their best. Some people are cowardly. Some people have human world tactics.
I will never forget the senior who asked Asei to do it.
On the contrary, Asei said, "Don't use it like that." It's Asei's fans' bash.
And Ex-Aid's Gan-chan's junior, Konmoi-ten, sang it after shooting a video.
He's amazing. He's a senior in the circle.
He said it was just a song, but it's probably a lie. It's definitely a lie.
I've been waiting for it.
Now, let me announce the people who lost the game.
The people who lost the game are these 30 people.
Here you go.
Don.
Henderson.
In the end...
It's not good to use dirty hands.
It's not good.
There are quite a few famous people.
Motor Engine, Nishimori, Morias, Banban, Bigaro, Plusminus' Kanemitsu, and Go Minagawa, who Keyakizaka's Hirate likes.
They all lost the game.
They lost the game.
It's difficult. It's not just about fame.
It's not just about fame.
Higashino-san, 139th place is Nakajima-san.
He was here.
Unfortunately, Nakajima Mugen-kun missed his flight.
He was at Shibuya station for 8 hours a day.
He managed to appeal in front of the station, but it was impossible.
Well, Mugen-kun is here, right?
I don't want to see you in this situation, but I called you. Mugen-kun, please!
Thank you!
Huh?
Thank you!
No, I said something weird.
You said something really weird.
Once again, Nakajima Mugen-kun missed his flight.
Thank you!
Unfortunately, I've seen Mugen-kun many times.
You tried to appeal in front of Shibuya station.
But you couldn't do it because you didn't have a name.
You worked hard for 8 hours a day.
I worked for 8 hours a day.
I slept for 3 hours a day.
There were many people who supported me.
I thought there was no reward for that other than becoming Yoshimoto Zakai.
That motivated me to work hard until the end.
I spent 60,000 yen on a 15-second video of the 3 o'clock audition.
I spent 30,000 yen on this video, too.
I didn't want to lose my passion to anyone.
Is this photo processed?
It looks manly.
I spent about 30,000 yen on this photo, too.
Did you process it?
Yes, I did.
Matsumura-san, is it possible to process this photo?
Yes, it is.
That's amazing!
You made me say something amazing.
No, no, no.
That's amazing.
That's amazing, Hirono-san.
Is it okay?
What are you talking about?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
It's not okay at all.
Your processing ability and Matsumura-san's processing ability are different.
No, no, no.
Calm down.
Matsumura-san said it to Mugen-san.
Mugen-san said it's okay for Matsumura-san to process it.
Mugen-san?
No, no, no, Mugen-san.
Please show Mugen-san just a little bit of your love for Matsumura-san.
What about her?
She's not here.
That's sad.
She's not here, either.
Yes.
It's only natural for an idol to audition.
Really?
Actually, out of the 113 people left, 30 of them are married.
I was wondering what it was like to audition while flirting with your wife.
That's right.
Mugen-kun, you're starting to look good.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Mugen Nakajima, who auditioned with me, is not dating anyone!
I see.
That's really nice of you.
You were prepared for that.
I was prepared for that.
That's what "Shitsurei no nai you ni" series is all about.
That's nice of you.
So, Mugen-kun...
Are you going to poop?
Well, I didn't do it earlier, but I'll do it normally now.
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
I'm sorry. I said I couldn't understand it in about 5 seconds.
I'll say it for the defeated Mugen army, but the fifth round is...
"Step of the soul"!
The candidates will be divided into one team of ten and have the professional dancer do the formation dance.
You're good at this, right?
Yes, I wanted to say it and I wanted to do it.
I wanted to see Mugen army's dance, too.
But we can't see Mugen army's dance.
This can't be helped.
I'm going to regret what I dropped.
But you just bit it.