AISubs v3.5
This week...
I lost. My taxi.
Comedians challenge themselves to be idols.
Swimming photo screening.
Closer to the stage village of fierce battle for members.
I can't lose like this.
From Yoshimoto's 6,000 members,
to Nogizaka and Keyakizaka, "Sakamichi" series, the third installment.
All records until "Yoshimotozaka 46" sold out.
I'm a little sad.
Matsumura-san didn't come this week.
Wada-san came from last week.
Wada-san is fine, but Kuruka-san...
Why didn't you wear my costume last week?
And I'm grateful for the staff.
There is something to say.
The thinnest T-shirt in Japan.
This thin T-shirt.
There is something to say.
Your nipples are a little...
I was wearing something like that.
There were "s" and "m" and "l" in the dressing room.
This is "l".
I like it, so I'll give you "m".
Thank you.
Wear it at home in pajamas.
I'm happy. Thank you.
Your nipples will be very thin.
Only at home?
Only at home.
Don't rehearse.
You are scared.
"Yoshimotozaka 46" audition.
We met the audition judges of "Yoshimotozaka 46".
We first visited the high-rise apartment in Osaka city.
They welcomed us.
Hello.
Who are you?
I'm a judge of "Yoshimotozaka 46".
Thank you for coming. Please come in.
Can we come in?
No, we can't.
What are you doing?
I'm independent.
The audition hall is big, isn't it?
It's big.
I'm glad you like it.
It's fashionable.
I'm a sportsman.
Are you a sportsman?
I'm a sportsman.
I sit here and eat.
You eat there.
I sit here.
It's like a president's office.
It's amazing.
It's been like that for decades.
It's pathetic.
I'm glad you got married when you were younger.
He bought "gag goten" 11 years ago.
He lives in a spacious house alone.
I'm glad you got married when you were younger.
I don't have a wife or children.
I don't have a cat or a dog.
I have a friend who is a TV personality.
The reason he wants to be an idol in Yoshimotozaka46 is...
I only have a wife.
He wants a wife because he is popular with women who want to be idols.
What do you mean?
He lives alone and wishes for a happy marriage.
I'm going to the refrigerator.
Refrigerator?
If you go to a convenience store or a supermarket, you can eat anything you want.
I'm glad you got married when you were younger.
Thank you.
You don't lock the door, do you?
I got married because I wanted to get married.
Do you usually sleep here?
No, I sleep on the sofa in front of the TV.
You don't sleep here much, do you?
I'm scared of the sofa.
He wants a wife.
Behind his wish is not only his worry about loneliness and life,
but also his feelings for his mother who is no longer with him.
"Mom, you look like your wife's face," she said.
In the end, I couldn't say it.
When I asked my sister, I couldn't say it because it was dangerous.
It was too late.
My parents gave me a healthy body.
That's why I'm sorry I didn't get married.
I don't like idols at all.
Sakata, who has been married for more than 50 years.
What do you think of their love?
I think it's about three people.
I've been in the entertainment industry for over 50 years.
I think it's about three people.
As a woman, I think it's about five people.
It doesn't last long.
Idols who have been around for only one day.
I don't know.
After all, if you say it from the other side and wait for a while, you're all out.
Out.
You have to go at least.
What kind of interview is this?
What do you think?
I'm not the type to blame first.
Really?
I want you to tell me.
I'll introduce you.
The woman party that is seeking now that she is 76 years old is...
Don't ask me that.
I think I'm in my 30s.
30s.
It's been a long time since I saw you.
After all, you are a cute and beautiful girl.
I eat a lot of noodles.
You don't eat a lot of noodles.
My head is like this.
I don't have hair.
So I like girls with long and thin hair.
I like girls who cook well and are cheerful.
You have quite a few conditions.
When I'm suffering, I like girls who are calm and cheerful.
I like girls like that.
I heard you like girls like that.
I don't know why I say it so often.
You have a big butt.
How much are you going to say?
You have a big butt and you have a clear bottom.
Your bottom is deep and you can go anywhere you want.
You can't go anywhere without a suit and a jacket.
I like girls like that.
You like girls like that.
They are lovely girls.
You are so cute.
I want you to smell me.
You smell me.
Really.
Before the photo shoot for the 4th earthquake disaster, there is a show at the theater.
With the co-star of "Think Tank" Kokajiro, we head for the No. 1 brand month.
You're good at driving, so I'll praise you.
You're carrying the treasure of Japan.
If you both praise me, I'll be scolded by the people.
Praise each other.
This time, Toshio Sakata will play the role of a novice detective in "Conto Special".
I'm Sakata, a detective.
Even now, when he's 54 years old, he changes his clothes and does his own makeup as soon as he enters the theater.
It's cool.
The moment I went out, I was like, "Wow, it's an idol show."
After all, the audience is a god, really.
Oh, it's here!
Theme song.
Today, Toshio Sakata stands at the top of his luck again.
He's called "idiot" and is loved by the audience.
Famous person.
He started laughing at his parents' high school and was even called "master".
Idiot!
Applause.
Thank you.
By the way, I've passed away, but I've never come to see it.
That's because the audience calls me "idiot" and "idiot".
I can't stand it.
At that time, a high school student was eating at a restaurant in a group.
Then the students said, "Oh, idiot, idiot, idiot," and their faces turned red.
Is my son an idiot?
Is he an idiot?
They said that.
At that time, I thought, "Oh, I'm bothering my parents again."
She started laughing for her parents' high school, but she also suffered from her mother.
I want to find my parents and report it to my dead mother.
Sakata's parents' high school is not over yet.
And finally, it's time for a water photo shoot for the fourth earthquake.
Here it is, my taxi drink.
What's with the taxi drink? Did you drink it?
It's not cold. It's just the right temperature.
It's amazing.
Why don't you drink it with watermelons?
You have an image of something, don't you?
You're so cute.
I fell asleep last year.
So I have to walk.
Look at me.
Oh, you're sexy.
Sexy?
Sexy.
It's strangely fun.
But you're sleeping, aren't you?
I've never done this kind of work before.
I liked it.
Sakata risked his life.
If I get into a wonderful woman and make her happy,
I'll be happy, too!
Sakata, I've heard of you before, but you know what kind of life you've lived, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You hated exercising and didn't want to move.
You were an entertainer for a long time, and now you look like a warrior's wife.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's a warrior's dream, so you don't have to talk about it.
But you're cute, aren't you?
I'm cute? It's awkward.
It's awkward, isn't it?
I've heard that you were worried about your marriage.
I got married early in my life.
I got a letter and a picture, and I saw a 21-year- old woman smiling in front of me.
She wrote her name and phone number here.
I called her.
I'm serious!
You contacted her.
I contacted her and went out for dinner and drank.
I drank for the next two days and got out of the house.
I got off the elevator and gave her a deep kiss.
What?
I did it.
You did it.
I gave her a deep kiss.
You did it.
That's completely different from you.
It's completely different.
But you got married.
You wouldn't call her, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
Of course you wouldn't.
No, I wouldn't.
That's the worst.
No, I wouldn't.
But you know what? I laugh a lot.
I'm serious.
I've heard of it.
Did you call your fans?
Don't do it.
I didn't call my fans.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
I finally met you.
How many times has it been?
Next, we asked someone who lives in a regular store in Shinjuku.
Good morning.
This man has appeared in this show many times.
Do you know him?
Yes, this man is...
Yes, I'm Shinji. I'm 98 years old.
My name is Abe Shizo, and I'm the chairman of the board of directors.
His 9th year in business history.
Biscutty Satake.
I'll take it back.
Your smile...
I'll take it back.
In the third screening,
Biscutty Satake left an impact with his high- quality self-promotion video.
He usually works with his partner Iwahashi.
Ping-pong!
I'm Ishiba, who moved next door.
This is boring, but I want you to accept it.
It's not yellow!
I've been approved by the Prime Minister of Japan.
I've been invited to a party called "Choshu Kou no Kai".
I've met with the Prime Minister and Mr. Akei.
I've been told that I have to do my best to live up to his expectations.
I've been approved by the Prime Minister and Mr. Akei and I'm doing my best.
Prime Minister Abe's support rate is declining.
Doesn't that affect you?
I think it's more acceptable for me to go down.
Why?
I'm glad it's a long-term policy.
Do you feel happy about going down?
No, I'm not happy about going down.
You have to do it for a long time.
What kind of question is that?
Satake is rarely seen on TV.
When he gets on stage again...
Are you from Yato?
The venue is full of laughter.
People all over the country want to see Prime Minister Abe like that.
His popularity is more than half of the month.
He's a straightforward person.
I get advice on what I should do to make Prime Minister Abe the Prime Minister of Japan.
I'm rooting for you!
I'm a fan of you!
You're doing your best!
I won't let you down!
I'm doing my best, too.
It's just that it's been a while since I've been rooting for a bird.
That's what you mean, right?
I'm a former member of parliament.
That's amazing for now!
Satake is loved by his seniors for his earnest personality.
Let's take a look at his private life.
What kind of life do you have?
I'm home.
Are you getting married?
Excuse me.
Here you go.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
What's your wife like?
She's...
She's my girlfriend.
She's getting married.
That's great!
They've been together for one year and three months.
They live together with Makiko.
It's been a while since I felt like this!
On this show!
We've been to places together.
We've taken pictures together.
It's really embarrassing!
Wow!
I'm happy!
What young people do.
I want to do what young people do.
I'm happy!
Satake has such a lovely life.
Of course, there is a reason why he aims for Yoshimotozaka46.
I want to live with her and get married.
I want to raise my income.
I'm happy!
I'm rooting for you!
I'll do my best!
You don't say "idol" anymore.
You just say "I want to be famous!"
Mr. Mizuri wants to break through anything to marry his girlfriend.
Satake has a secret plan.
He visited Shonan.
I liked that there are waves.
There are so many waves.
It's not an international picture,
but it's very Japanese-like.
It's not like Amestore.
It's beautiful!
It's a nice location.
There are waves and Mt. Fuji.
There are good waves.
I want to take good pictures.
Satake started walking in his rubber shoes.
You can feel his determination.
You can feel him fighting against the rough waves.
I don't want to lose to rough waves!
I know.
I want to win!
I don't want to lose to rough waves!
Satake's masterpiece is Prime Minister Abe's photo, which is no less than rough waves.
I'd like to make such a theme by saying that I'm no less than Yoshimoto's rough waves.
Why do you do it so far?
If you don't sell it, you can't get married!
It's coming!
I can't lose!
What do you think of it?
I think it's a good picture!
And here is the finished picture!
Wow!
It's so heavy!
It's good, isn't it?
It's amazing!
It's a high-class quality.
It's a straight line.
Wow, it's heavy!
It's heavy!
But I'm not afraid of it.
It's the only one I've taken in recent years.
Will it work?
I can't do it without it, so I'll definitely do my best!
The next one is...
The third time judging, this girl who showed off her excellent athletic nerves!
Hello! My name is Hinata! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Female pin entertainer, Hinata.
She is actually like that.
My father is an entertainer.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, he is an entertainer called Ketsukatchin Takayama.
Yes, her father is Takayama Tomohiro, who plays the role of Ketsukatchin, a comic duo that is active in Kansai.
My father tricked me into singing and dancing and saying, "You must have a lot of things you want to do, don't you?"
You like laughing, don't you?
You like acting, don't you?
I don't have a job where I can do all of them, but do you know?
"What?" I asked.
It's laughing.
Yoshimoto, come in.
Oh, I see.
Hinata has been acting on TV with her father since she was young.
While going to high school, she entered N.S.C. at the age of 15.
She is now 26 years old and has been acting for 11 years.
I feel like my father is trying to use me.
Oh, is that you, Hinata?
Yes.
I'm wearing a new swimsuit at four o'clock.
Are you wearing a new swimsuit?
Yes, I am.
Are you wearing pajamas?
Pajamas?!
What are you wearing now?
Pajamas.
I'm a little wet.
I'm trying to show my sexy side.
Your sexy side?
You're a nasty father.
Are you filming now?
Yes, I am.
Oh, I see.
That's why I'm calling you.
Hey, don't say that!
Your dad must be happy.
She is passionate about fashion as much as she is about comedy.
Wow, you look stylish!
I change my outfit every day on 365 days.
Every day?
Yes, I do.
Once I post it on social media, I don't do it at all.
I change it somewhere, like my bag and shoes.
If it's a shirt and dress like this,
I can wear it inside or layer it on top of it, so it's okay for me.
Although she is a boyish girl,
her coordination calls for sympathy from the same generation.
Although she is unknown as a comedian,
she has more than 10,000 followers on Instagram.
I get a lot of support from women.
Do you change your outfit every day?
Yes, I do.
Once I start posting a lot of coordination,
I get more offers.
Offers?
Like, "How about this?" or "Please try it on."
I get samples like that.
Wow!
I got about 20 of them this spring.
That's great!
Although she doesn't make much money as a comedian,
she still has a lot of part-time jobs to do.
But by being offered clothes and other things,
she can coordinate in various ways.
It doesn't make sense for me to get on and off, does it?
No, it doesn't.
But she doesn't care about that.
I'm wearing my own clothes.
I'm going to have you choose for me.
She got a lot of requests for stage costumes from her comedian friends.
Oh, it's a little tight.
Wow, it's true.
This one is a little loose.
No, it's not about the size.
No, it's not.
It's cute, but...
if you make one mistake, you'll end up wearing pajamas.
Oh, it's good. It's cute.
Yeah, it's good.
Okay, next.
Okay!
Oh!
Okay, next. Okay!
Oh! It's good! Are you serious?
Just put it in. This is fashionable. What do you mean?
The string is fashionable. You mean the string is lame?
Yes. Mr. Hinata is fashionable after all.
It's fashionable. If the clothes are too lame, I'll call the police.
I'll call the fashion police.
Fashion police. You'll be caught right away.
Yes, that's right.
What is the theme of such a fashionable woman's swimwear review?
First of all, it's a hill road series.
Oh, but you're conscious of it.
I'm wearing a school uniform. Oh, I see.
That's great.
And I'm wearing a little too boyish that girls might like.
And another one is a little, you know, a refreshing woman's style.
And here's the finished picture.
Oh, it's good!
It's a jacket picture.
She's wearing a refreshing school uniform while being conscious of boyishness.
That's great!
She looks like Hirate-chan.
She fully expresses the charm of medieval Hinata.
That's great!
Finally!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while!
It's fashionable and it suits you, doesn't it?
You can design live goods like this, can't you?
I finally met you!
Oh, I think Biscutty's Satage-kun is good, too!
Personally, it's funny, but what should I do with Biscutty's Satage-kun?
Before his debut, he's been homosexual for generations.
He's homosexual, he kisses his cheeks, and he goes to Disney.
What does this picture mean?
Does this make you want to support him?
Well, I don't think love is forbidden for Biscutty's Satage-kun.
I don't think there's anything we can do about it.
He likes writing, too!
No way!
The point is how many fans like that, right?
That's not true!
Well, Hina-san, here you go!
Thank you!
Finally we found you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm so glad!
We did it!
I mean, it's not strange for an idol, is it?
It's not strange at all!
I'm in the center.
I'm grateful.
How about you? Are you serious about being an idol?
No, I'm very serious!
Besides, people like me who look like an idol are a little big and cute.
So, if I were in Yoshimoto-zaka, I think I'd be fine.
Yes.
Clever girl!
Thank you!
Clever girl!
You're so clever!
Compared to you, you have a big face!
Well, of course you'll be in Yoshimoto-zaka, but you have to be in the center!
I'll be there for sure!
Cheer for me!
I will!
I'm counting on you!
Thank you!
By the way, you said you became friends with me.
This is important!
Yes, please be friends with me!
Let's go shopping!
Do you like my clothes?
They fit you perfectly!
Yes, they do!
I like this relationship!
It's not about your clothes, it's about you!
This program was brought to you by Sony Music.
Buy me a song to review!
I will!
I'll ask you!
Really?
Yes! I'll write you an autograph and give it to you!
Yes!
I'm happy!
Autograph problem, too!
If you write "yoshimoto-zaka 46" and "nogi-zaka" or "keyaki-zaka", will your fans get angry?
No matter what you do, your fans will get angry!
But you have to get your members' approval!
Please go back and promote Yoshimoto-zaka 46!
Even if Yoshimoto-zaka 46 doesn't say it...
Yes, even if Yoshimoto-zaka 46 doesn't say it...
I'm counting on you!
Even if you don't say it...
I'm counting on you!