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This week...
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow...
...they'll audition for Kansai's entertainers.
Real estate is seven, and entertainers are three.
Oh, really?
And Matsumura will announce a virtual Yoshimoto- zaka46.
Wow, for me...
...it's like I've come up with a position.
Chosen from Yoshimoto's six thousand people...
Following Nomizaka and Eaki-zaka...
...the third in a series of ups and downs.
All records until Yoshimoto-zaka46 sold out.
This is the 4th episode and we have interviewed a Kansai celebrity in detail.
Are you from Kansai?
Yes, I'm from Osaka.
What is it like for you as an idol? Do you use Kansai dialect?
Yes, we do.
You don't tell anyone about it, do you?
No, I don't.
The staff told me not to fix my Kansai dialect at all.
In order for me to do narration or voice acting work, it's better for me to get used to standard language.
I'm trying to speak standard language, but I don't use Kansai dialect at all.
Do you use Kansai dialect when you talk to Kansai people?
Yes, I do.
Did you practice smiling or anything like that?
No, I didn't.
But I practiced taking selfies.
You have to practice taking selfies and send them to your manager.
Like, "This is today's selfie."
Oh, you do?
You can check it?
Yes, you can check it.
Or you can send it from a different angle.
Do you have your own killer pose?
Yes, we all have our own poses and moves.
What are your moves?
I'm sure you can expect it from Mr. Yoshimoto.
There is a cute idol version of "one-shot gag".
For example, Mr. Matsubara has a "siren punch".
Wait a minute.
Mr. Koga, you're finally showing your feelings.
It's common sense.
"Siren punch"?
Why didn't you tell me about it in the first place?
You don't know it?
Why didn't you tell me about "siren punch"?
I thought people all over the world knew about it.
Too bad.
I didn't know about "siren punch" because I didn't study enough.
Here we go.
"Siren punch"!
Is this okay?
Yes, yes.
It's a song.
It's a song about a monkey.
A monkey?
It's a monkey's "siren punch".
Do you say "siren punch" when you greet people on stage?
Some people say "siren punch".
In my case, my fans say "siren punch" to me.
"Siren punch"?
"Siren punch"!
You know, it's not your own catchphrase.
I have one.
What kind of catchphrase is it?
"Siren punch".
"Siren, siren, siren punch".
"Siren punch with lots of sweetness".
How about you?
You came up with it?
Yes, I did.
That's why you said "siren punch" first.
I usually say this, but it's been a while since I said "siren punch".
It's been a while since I did it.
It's been about five years.
What are you two doing?
It's precious.
It's been about five years.
You did it perfectly.
It's a god's show.
I'm embarrassed.
What kind of Kansai entertainer will we meet this time?
Please have a look.
In Osaka, too, there were entertainers aiming for Yoshimotozaka46.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Tsune of The Tsunehacchan.
Nice to meet you.
It was originally 2700 yen.
That's right.
It's changed a little.
A fortune teller told me that 2700 yen is a bad number.
It's a number, but it's a self-awareness.
He said it wouldn't sell for 50 years.
Speaking of 2700 yen...
In 2011, it broke with this story.
However, its popularity gradually decreased.
Believing in fortune-tellers' words, it changed from 2700 yen to The Tsunehacchan.
It makes you want to keep going, doesn't it?
When I watch TV,
there are people who were on the same show as me when I was climbing the hill.
I watch it purely on TV and laugh,
but when I see them laughing, I feel sad.
When I was a kid, I was very happy
and they were very happy when I was on TV.
I want to support them properly.
In order to support his family, he has to earn money.
However, his income keeps decreasing.
So, he started something new.
- Do you have anything? - Yes.
- Recently, I started a real estate business. - Really?
I have seven real estate businesses and three entertainers.
I'm running a real estate business as an employee.
I work four days a week.
- From morning to night, I work as an entertainer. - It's your pride.
It's your pride.
He started his business in January of this year.
He runs a real estate company, "The Chintai".
You're doing a lot of things.
He introduces real estate in all parts of Kanto.
His art is mostly related to this job.
- It's 90% of my work. - Is that so?
Thanks to this job, I can work in many places.
I can perform in many places.
I can't expect more from this job.
Next, the staff went to see...
Two kinds of people.
Excuse me.
Who is it?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kiyoshi Nishikawa. Nice to meet you.
Yes, he is...
Kiyoshi Nishikawa's eldest son, Tadashi Nishikawa.
Do you really want to make an idol?
An actor who is active in Yoshimoto's new drama.
But of course it's a new drama.
Kiyoshi Nishikawa is a prince of comedy world.
That's right.
Today...
Can I ask you for a drink first?
What?
Is it okay for me to drink alone?
He is a very good person.
Can I have a coffee?
He is a good person.
Please give me a coffee.
He is a good person.
He is very considerate of others.
He doesn't do bad things.
He can't do bad things.
But it's a rule.
Rules can't be broken.
That's right.
When I was in middle school and high school, I was a class representative.
After the school festival, I participated in a bowling competition with my friends.
Can you say it yourself?
As soon as the school teacher finished, I told my friends to go home.
I understand.
I told my friends to eat curry and go home.
I said I was sorry today, but I would like you to go home and eat lunch.
I said, "What's wrong with eating curry and going home?"
Everyone went into the curry shop.
I have an appointment with my teacher.
I can't go in because I'll stand in front of the curry shop alone.
When I called home, my father came out and told me what had happened so far.
My father knew it.
I will be responsible for what happens next, so eat curry and go home.
To put it simply, my father said it seriously.
But even if I say it seriously, it's a lie.
I've done a lot of things like that.
But I'm still told I'm serious.
But what's serious about it is...
I've been working hard all my life.
But I've only been involved in this kind of thing.
I'm alive.
I'm alive more than anything else.
I'll do my best at the job I chose.
I'll pour my passion into it and sweat it out.
I won't shake my armpits.
Even if you say it's hot and painful, I'll do it.
No matter what you say, the way you're serious about something looks bright and strong.
If you can give someone something they can accept,
I think you'll be more serious about it.
Tadashi grew up looking at his father's back like that.
He debuted as an actor.
Then, at the age of 41, he joined Yoshimoto's new drama.
Currently, he is the only one who has established a style of serious and hard-working fooling around.
His hard-working appearance is the appearance of his father, whom he has long admired.
He is the son of Yoshimoto Zaka Forty-six.
He is about to take an audition.
Who told you to sing?
I like singing and dancing.
I didn't do jazz dancing outside of middle school and high school.
If you were asked to sing at an audition, what song would you sing?
Well...
"Annie"? "Tomorrow"?
If I said "tomorrow", only little cute girls would sing it.
Yoshimoto Zaka Forty-eight, who is now fifty years old, will take on the challenge of "tomorrow of the future".
I think it will work very well.
When the morning comes, tomorrow
Good things will happen, tomorrow
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow
Tomorrow will be happy
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow
Tomorrow will be happy
Hey, don't drop it.
Well, it was Takashi-san, but I'm also very excited about the audition.
But is it okay for Kiyoshi-san and the Kiyoshi family to do it separately?
You don't have to do it separately, this is here.
Well, it certainly feels good, but it's already completed, so it's not very interesting in terms of story.
Thank you! I'm glad you said it.
But it's really funny.
Yes, yes, yes, but he's a really serious person.
Well, Tsunehaccha, it's Tsune, but especially Tsune-san is an idol-like salesman.
He wore a little old idol costume and came out, so there are good and bad points about being an idol.
What are the good points?
The good thing is that the looks are great and the rhythm is good, and the basic data necessary for an idol is complete.
Oh, I'll say one more thing.
Tsune-kun, before you sell it, shape your face a little.
That's it.
The bad one is completely following you around.
No, it's not deception, it's shaping.
You admit your worst deception before you even enter.
How about it? But if you do it in a refreshing way...
But if you pass the audition, I thought you would have a good relationship with Higashino-san.
Why am I always in it?
But isn't it good, Tsune-san?
It's really good! I already have an idea of my position.
Please tell me about it, Tsune-san.
Well, the center is that person from Okinawa.
Oh, the first place is that person from Okinawa.
There were a few people here and there, and again, Tsune-san and Koshino-san.
This is me at the very end and Tsune-san on the other side.
Somehow I can see it.
What about Canada who came out last week?
Ah, Canada! Canada is...
What about Canada Kawashima?
She is at the back of the center.
Ah, I see.
She is at the back of the second row.
She is at the back of Okinawa.
Visual is important.
So she is attracting attention with Okinawa people.
But she is at Canada and has a good visual.
Ah, I see.
What about Kawashima?
Kawashima is at the back of the third row.
She is at the back of the second row.
She is not a cute bokeh character.
She is not a bokeh character.
But she is loved by everyone.
She is loved by everyone.
She is a mascot.
That is also important, isn't it?
This time, everyone is good at variety shows.
Yes.
So it is natural...
I think we need a few people who specialize in loving characters.
But there is a possibility of Kawashima.
That's right.
I see.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
She is like an idol.
And the other one is from Kansai.
She is at the back of the second row.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Please watch the video.
She is at home.
Nice to meet you.
I have been waiting for you.
Ms. Akime.
Ms. Asaka.
Thank you for the meal.
Asaka Akie, a co-caster of Yoshimoto's new drama.
That's weird.
Her style of comedy is...
As you know from the new drama, she is ugly.
When I joined Yoshimoto, I was Madonna.
She really started as Madonna.
I want you to see it.
That's right.
When she debuted in 1976,
she was Madonna.
With her beauty, she was featured in a variety show all over the country.
At the same time, she was extremely popular among young people in the new generation.
So you make up ugly on purpose in the new generation?
No, it's not like that. I want to be beautiful there, but I'm doing my best to make up for him.
She's the mother of a Nogizaka girl, right?
She's older than you, right?
She's older than me.
I packed it with gold foil.
One piece for 100 yen.
How much was it?
It's a little thing like this.
It looks expensive.
If you put gold foil in the wind, it looks like it's going to fly away.
I'm 61 years old now, but my skin is still better.
This is eye drops.
Just my lips.
Who's going to cheer you up?
It's going down.
It's gravity.
By training this, you can stop it from falling.
I'm going to the bathroom now.
The master is also doing manzai.
I'm putting rose water in here.
It's good.
This is carbonated water.
People say I stink.
But in reality, I'm a good person.
What are you talking about?
Akie lives with her husband and 23-year-old daughter.
She also does her role as a mother.
She's an idol, not a mother.
This is bamboo.
There's bamboo charcoal, right?
I use it a lot.
If it was normal, it would be black.
It's hard, so you can't touch it.
That's why I like it.
There's a genius who can change anything.
There's a lot of things out there.
Is it okay for you to eat it or put it in your mouth?
That's a lie.
Is it really okay?
This is carotene.
Idols don't eat carotene.
If you wash it with water, it's okay.
Sing and make me dance!
Don't cut the green onions!
Tonight's story is...
If you show me this, you'll know.
Ta-da!
It's human.
I do this every month.
I'm happy every month.
It's done now.
Daddy!
Daddy, come down.
Maru-nii!
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner.
I'll make you eat.
This is her husband, Sato of Double Young.
Yes, yes, he's a guy who says things.
Let's do our best!
Don't do it!
He's in charge of saying things in Double Young, a Kansai Manzai application.
And then, in the middle of it...
This is already a famous style.
It's not a famous style.
It's in season. The taste of salt.
Special...
I'm an idol and a video letterer.
Yesterday, I ate sukiyaki.
Today's sukiyaki is good.
Did you eat it yesterday?
Yesterday, I ate that whale meat.
It's an Indonesian beef.
You're doing it on your own!
Maru-nii!
Do you two drink together like this?
All the time.
We talk until we're drunk.
No, we do that quite often.
All we do is talk.
We used to be idols.
"Don't you know?" "No, I don't."
1950s, '51, '52, '53.
We were idols.
In a new drama.
Wait, who's talking?
It's the first time I've seen a pretty girl like you.
It's a rumor.
"Don't you know?" "No, I don't."
"If you don't have any problems..." "No, I don't."
"I hope you get through it." "Thank you."
I'm really sorry.
I know you're busy, but...
Even though you're here...
I hope you get through it.
I'm really sorry.
If you're like me...
After hearing about this audition...
If you feel like you're going back in time...
I hope you get through it.
But I won't let you get through it.
I'll take responsibility for it.
Do you use a cutting board for cutting?
You've finished four times so far.
Do you think you can do it?
"Until last week..." "Yes."
Until the third time...
Everyone was full of humanity.
I thought it was good.
But this week...
With this feeling...
I don't know what to say anymore.
That's right.
I feel like I'm not good enough...
at making a big speech.
That's right.
You say it a lot.
Repeat this as many times as you like.
Big speech is annoying.
Should we not make a big speech?
If you make a big speech...
even if you join us later...
we won't complain.
We'll complain.
We'll go first...
after other people join us.
If you don't make a big speech...
Yes.
We'll focus on comedians.
You said it already.
But I don't know.
Everyone has their own thoughts.
When I watch your videos...
I just hope you don't get it.
Did you get it from Higashino-san?
Of course I did.
For example...
about 15 or 20 years ago...
regular shows...
I lost 6 shows in one go.
In one go?
I lost 6 shows in one go.
When regular shows...
lose 6 shows in one go...
it's strange.
I feel like I'm far away.
Everything feels monochrome.
It feels like...
it's really over.
The scenery.
It doesn't feel like that anymore.
It doesn't.
So before joining Nogizaka...
it's dark.
For girls who like anime...
in that sense...
That's right.
the example of Nogizaka...
is strange,
but...
right?
After joining us...
there's nothing.
That's right.
It'll come one day.
Definitely.
Nogizaka is a climbing hill.
There's no such thing.
Now it's a climbing hill.
It'll definitely come down.
And everyone...
no matter what you do...
I'm sorry,
but I'm different,
we're different,
it's always like that.
But everyone...
falls into the same hole,
all the time.
Definitely.
It'll come one day.
Then you'll know.
Ah, this is what he said at the head office of Kabuki- cho at that time.
How would you judge it, Mr. Akimoto?
I thought about you, Mr. Akimoto.
I think you have an amusement park called Akimoto Land.
There are a lot of popular attractions like Nogizaka Mountain and Keyakizaka Mountain.
But you don't have a haunted house.
That's what I think.
Ah, I see.
A haunted house is a place where you can pay for it and make it scary.
You don't want to see scary things, so you don't want to pay for it.
But people who are watching this program for the fourth time are spending their precious 30 minutes on it four times.
I think it's almost the same as paying for scary things.
Mr. Akimoto wants to build a haunted house, which was the only one in Akimoto Land.
In order to succeed in Yoshimoto Mountain, you need to become a haunted mansion in Akimoto Land.
I think that's the only key to success in Yoshimoto Mountain.
That's what you think now that you've been here for the fourth time.
It's not a normal way of making people enjoy attractions.
I think it's a haunted house cast.
Mr. Furukawa's words have thorns in them.
Haunted mansion.
When you first came here, you were kind and gentle.
It's a haunted house!
I want it to be a popular attraction.
It's a haunted mansion. It's popular.
Is it?
It's the best.
You're starting to sound like a liar.
I love you.
It's true.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music.
Next time, we will finally announce the approval of documents.
By the way, Mr. Tam Ken said on Twitter that he didn't apply for it.
It's complicated.
It's selfish.
I thought I applied for it, but I didn't apply for it.
There are various things like that.
That's why I'm going to do it again.
It's complicated.
I see.
Are you going to review it again?
I think there will be a lot of things.
Please let me do it again.
You said you didn't apply for it again.
Let's not apply for it.
Let's think about it and take responsibility for it.
Let's do it.
We have good news for you, Matsumura-san.
New song "Synchronicity" will be released on April 25th.
Thank you very much.
What is the title of the song?
It's the 20th song.
It's a memorable song.
Yes.
What kind of song is it?
The song is refreshing and exciting.
The lyrics are very sad.
I think it's a perfect song for the season when various things start in spring.
Is it a song?