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Teretou!
Hello! Where are we today?
Let's go for lunch!
Everyone, please take off your blindfolds!
OK!
It's so bright!
What's this?
This is a girls' high school!
Last time, in order to get a new girls' bar,
we announced Budokan park in a shopping mall!
This time, we targeted girls' high school students,
and we will find out how to be popular with young girls!
However...
Oh my gosh! It's a youkai! I'm a little scared!
Oh my gosh! It's a good drink! I'm a little scared of youkai!
You can't be worried only about bedsheets,
so prepare a skirt!
It's coming! It's coming!
Photos! Photos! Photos!
This is my second time.
In every program, he is not called for the second time. He is too stupid.
Don't ruin the plan!
In this program, he is a common man. He is Kuro- chan!
I heard that there are a lot of gals in this school.
Gals? Gals?
Everyone is with girls called "gals".
Wait a minute! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
If you have a pen, point it out!
Sugi-chan pointed it out, so everyone looked at the pen!
I was wondering if I should look at it.
Don't look! Don't look! Don't look!
Do you have any connections?
No! We don't have any connections!
But you were in a group of people, of course!
No! I'm really here!
So you were in about four groups!
Yes! I'm an otaku! Otaku!
I might have been in one group, but...
You were in one group?!
You can be honest! You can be honest!
Is it bad to hit girls?
It's bad.
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I'm so scared that I can't speak at all!
I'm sorry!
I'm really shy about this.
Maybe you're actually shy about being an otaku?
I was in a group of people, so I thought we were all good friends.
That's a fantasy.
I can't be an otaku!
I'm scared! I'm scared! What if I get caught?!
What should I do?!
I might be hated from now on!
I'm scared of how I sit!
Don't laugh at me!
Bambi!
We're all otakus!
I'm scared of otakus!
Behind Bambi's fear of otakus...
Wait, what was it again?
Shut up!
It's definitely not good.
These two felt like they were on a mission!
30 minutes before the comeback...
Alright, let's get right to it.
This is a competition, right?
What they were doing was...
Bingo!
With Bambi's actions that could turn into a bingo,
the competition plan for a bingo is secretly progressing!
Okay, I won't lose again.
The entertainer's idea of a bingo is taken out of Bambi's head.
Bambi's plan was supposed to be a success!
What? What? What?
It was supposed to be?
Okay, viewers, good afternoon.
I'm Okada Ijiri.
Now, in the middle of the show, there is unfortunate news.
What is it?
The plan was to get a bingo, but after this, we didn't get one at all!
Really?!
Yes!
Bambi's eyes were too dark, and we couldn't get a bingo at all.
So we called five people to the meeting room.
Notification!
From now on, we will have about 60 videos.
Oh no!
As martial arts idols, we can't release 60 videos.
But!
There is a technique to make a show like "Wipe" interesting on TV!
Yes!
So, this time, please make "Wipe" interesting on your own!
Yes!
"Wipe"?
Yes, "Wipe".
It says 60 points, doesn't it?
The script I got a few days ago said 70 points.
What?!
Why?!
And if you look back at it in a few days, it's 60 points!
What did you say you should do your best with?
Wipe?! That's right! Wipe!
If you look like you're having fun with this wipe, the viewers will say, "Wow, this is a fun VTR!"
It's an illusion, isn't it?! That's right!
Are you going to make me hallucinate now?!
By the way, for your reference, I've summarized the elements that these five people came up with.
Innocent! Kishie Innocent! Innocent!
Innocent?! Yeah, and Miyanate-san complained about it.
It's weird! It's weird!
Am I innocent?! I'm going to say, "You're an idiot, Usa-chan!"
That's because you're an idiot.
And Konzu-san is doing it at his own pace.
Here's a diagram that summarizes the positions of the members.
What?! There's such a thing?!
Um...
Wait, wait, wait!
Isn't Kishie really common sense?!
That's amazing!
Kishie is really smart!
That's right!
Why is Kishie smart?! Isn't it weird?!
That's right! This is a little different from the script.
It's not like this.
It's like this.
That's good! That's good!
It's like this.
Maybe, maybe the moment you turned it around, it pushed you away.
And Miyanate-san, it's like this.
She's a common sense person.
It's like "whether you like it or not", and it's the most common in the entertainment world.
No, it's easy to use! This kind of woman is the best!
Now, let's add how much you got from wiping and make the VTR interesting!
Are you going to wipe me from now on?
Yes, we are!
Which one? Which one?
This one?
This one!
Are you going to wipe me from that camera's point of view?
Am I wrong?
I think the point of view is the monitor.
Ah, monitor!
Here we go!
Is that so?
Here you go!
Here is the content of the location broadcasted to Bambi!
They are going to aim for Bingo in this situation!
Why are you laughing?
First of all, they are going to monitor how Yaru is talking about Bambi's impression in a separate room!
Should we turn around? Turn around?
I don't know about wiping!
Which one will they aim for?
Whether it's Bingo or not depends on whether you put in too much emotion or not.
I want to say something like "nyan-nyan-go"
"nyan-nyan-go" is "wan-wan-go"
What is "wan-wan-go"?
I don't know.
I didn't say it.
It's difficult!
Why? Why?
Actually, Bambi is not the only problem in this location broadcast.
It's also on Sugi-chan's side.
That's right!
I just thought of it!
That's right!
I just thought of it!
That's right!
No matter how slippery Sugi-chan is, everyone wants her to laugh.
Ah, is it better to laugh?
Is it better to laugh at lies?
That's right!
Let's wipe and react properly!
Yes!
Let's watch the video.
Do you want to see Bambi crying?
What's wrong?
The toilet is about to leak.
Yes! Yes!
Yes! I got it! It's fine now!
I'll use it now!
I'll use it here!
No! No!
If you say "toilet" in the middle of wiping, I don't think any celebrity will say it.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll use it! I'll use it!
What's going on?
There's a sound!
What is it?
I don't like it!
What's going on?
What?
It's wrong!
Where? Where? Where?
What?
Where are you going?
I'll change it! Who is it now?
I changed it to "bypace"!
It's "bypace" now!
You said it even though you didn't get permission!
I'm recording it now!
And you don't care about it at all!
I'm recording it now!
Kondo-san!
Yes?
I'm recording it now!
Oh, is it a break now?
It's a break!
But what does it mean to drink water and have a break with your manager?
She's back! She's back!
Are you OK?
Yes.
Welcome back.
Excuse me.
Can I use the bathroom tonight?
Sure.
No, you can't. Idols don't use the bathroom.
No, no, no, no.
OK, then.
I'd like to see Bambi cry.
That's sad.
That's angry.
Isn't angry good?
It's "ha".
"Ha"?
Angry "ha".
Yes, angry "ha".
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I won second place in the Tokaizu case.
Really?
Surprisingly, you have that kind of thing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Since we're talking about idols, let's talk about laws and regulations.
What are the laws and regulations?
On the contrary, there is this, too.
"Tsukitobashi".
No, it's not "sumo".
But it's like "nanana".
Oh, I see.
That's too much!
Here is the price for both of you!
Wait, it says "wearing pants".
Really?
I won't do it.
OK, I stopped you.
Are you ready?
"Wipe" has this kind of information now, doesn't it?
Usually, when narration is playing, "wipe" voice is not used.
That's true.
It gets in the way.
I got it!
Did you get it?
Yes!
It's always taken out, isn't it?
Of course it is!
Wow!
It's not a radio!
But I'm quite surprised that you're in one group.
In one group, what is it?
There is "hierarchy", isn't it?
"Hierarchy" is absolutely common, isn't it?
Can you say it in simpler words?
I think your uniform and how you wear your blazer are one group.
I know!
I know how you roll up your blazer and how you wear your shirt.
There is no pyramid like in a drama in a real school, isn't it?
No!
It's just that you're in one group and you haven't noticed "hierarchy".
If you look at it from the back, you might think it's amazing.
It's not like that at all!
Now it's finally time for "gyaru" to meet "gyaru" through the screen!
By the way, "gyaru" hasn't talked about "toredaka" plan in advance!
Let's go!
Start!
Why are you so small?
Why am I so small?
I'm scared!
J.K.
"J.K.", right?
I'm going home today!
Don't go home!
How many "toredaka" will they be able to pull out?
What do you think of the first group, "bababambi"?
Do you know "bababambi"?
Bababambi?
Isn't it a Korean dish?
Isn't it like a evolution of bibimbap?
Isn't it an idol group name?
"Bababababasugi".
"Babasugi"?
Did you hear it wrong?
Negative!
I don't like it.
I don't like it, either!
What does it mean in one word?
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
You were aiming for it!
I didn't know!
Mion has a taste for it.
She pulled out "anger", but she didn't say "what?"
"gyaru" is a type of "gyaru" that is not interested in it.
Really?
This one, too!
It's out! It's out!
She's very angry!
She's furious!
Who is it?
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
She has a lot of eyes, but...
She's pointing at me!
She's "the manly type".
She's the opposite of us.
Maybe we can't get along with each other.
Who is the least likely to get along with you?
This is hard!
Who is it?
As I said, I'm going to kill you.
Can I get angry?
In one word, what is it?
You only aim at "huh?"
What is it?
Huh?
In one word, "huh?"
No, we didn't come here for a lecture.
Sugi-chan doesn't say "huh?" out of anger.
If you could be more popular among girls, what would you do?
Just because I'm cute, I'd like to be more interesting.
If there is a variety show, I'd like to be more popular.
You said you like interesting types,
so you can change your way of saying things.
But it might be difficult to say things like that.
First of all, something like a gag?
Can you say something like "dajale"?
Can you say "dajale"?
Can you say something like "dajale"?
Are you listening?
That's funny!
Yes, she said it!
As Asa-chan just said, "is it funny?"
Let's watch it one more time!
Can you say something like "dajale"?
Are you listening?
That's funny!
What do you think?
Sugi-chan didn't say anything.
I thought I had to do something.
It wasn't funny at all.
What are you going to do with Sugi-chan?
Let's ride it, Kon-chan. Tell me what you're going to do.
Sugi-chan, you're amazing. You're wearing something really warm.
That's right. It's really hot today.
My arms are about to melt. Look at me.
I'm measuring it and my fingers are about to melt.
Hey you!
No, no.
What is it?
What's funny?
No, no.
That's weird.
What's wrong with you?
Sugi-chan, you're amazing. You're crying.
I'm crying!
Why are you crying?
I'm crying!
You're lying, aren't you?
Why are you laughing?
With their eyes wide open, Kuro-chan gets a knock.
It's finally time for them to meet the girls.
The five of them take a break and catch their breath.
It's a first for all of us.
We've never met these people before.
There's no one around, is there?
It's nice to see you through the screen, but I'm a little scared to see you in person.
Alright! With my fists!
With my fists!
But at times like this, you can turn the camera around and say, "Hi, Kon-chan!"
Wait, you're really going for it, aren't you?
I'm going for it!
You're brave.
Hey!
I don't think you're as brave as you think you are.
But I think you can do the "fist pose" well.
If you do it well, you think you can spit it out, don't you?
Yeah. If you spit it out, it's over.
That's how it is.
And finally!
Alright, let's go!
I'm nervous.
Let's go!
Don't push me!
You are really nervous!
What is this one-man-dance?
Someone came!
Bambi came, too!
You said quite a lot of things, didn't you?
You thought Bambi and others weren't there.
You wanted to talk with them.
So we brought you here!
Ah!
You look awkward.
I'm not that awkward.
But I can do it when the camera is turned.
Like Kon-chan.
Ah!
Where is the good spirit they showed us?
Five people who are afraid like a hedgehog.
Will they be able to get out of their hearts?
Well, let's have them introduce themselves.
Bababami-chan, please!
Gals, hello!
We are...
Bababami!
Yes!
Ah, it was tough!
Wow!
Is it hell?
Yes!
Flowers bloom in spring and they are called 'usa'
Even in space, flowers bloom in spring and they are called 'usa'
Kon-chan came up with it for us!
We are "usa" who are in charge of dark colors of the group "sainensho".
Let's stop it!
Usa-chan, let's stop it!
I couldn't see anything!
You had such dark eyes!
It was scary!
That atmosphere and gaze!
It's not like usual!
We are "usa" who are in charge of dark colors of the group "sainensho".
Are you sure you don't need to say "dark colors of the group"?
I am Rui Takanashi who is in charge of dark colors of the group "sainensho"
and I am from Kansai and I am an idol, but I am also an idol-attacker.
You look like you always do.
Wow!
Are you sure you don't need to say "dark colors of the group"?
No, I can't.
She continues to introduce herself with her necklace.
I am from Hina country, but I am not that stubborn.
I haven't seen anything.
I am from Minato-Minaito, Oshio-Kiya.
Wow!
I am from Fukuoka prefecture and I love light colors of the group "sainensho"
My name is Minato Mio.
Mio!
Wow!
Are you sure you don't need to say "dark colors of the group"?
What?
What's wrong with you?
Have you lost your mind?
I'm not interested in her at all.
How do you like my introduction?
Cute, cute, cute.
Oh, is that so?
I'm happy.
Can I say something?
Excuse me.
Sugi-chan is not a comedian.
What?
Sugi-chan is not a comedian.
Even at that distance, I couldn't reach her.
You couldn't reach her.
I'm happy.
You're not good at saying things.
Oh, you're going to say it?
It's difficult.
When you're happy, express it with your body.
Express it with my body?
Wow!
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
I want to do it.
Sugi-chan got a point and Bambi can push the gal away and it's a bingo!
Can I ask you something?
You look like a bad woman.
I've heard that a lot.
I'm sorry.
Can you say it like you're trying to say something?
What you want to say.
It was the worst.
Well, we…
You can say it!
You have a character.
We…
You have a character.
We also heard about ourselves…
Wow, you did it.
Have you changed your impression?
Yes, I have.
Yes, you have.
So, in reality, you're totally different?
No, you're totally different.
You're cuter in person.
Wow!
You've changed your impression so much!
Your tension and attitude are great.
You're cute!
Bambi is a kind gal.
She was more mature than the five of them.
What happened?
It's break time again!
Is that what you call "real gal"?
What's that?
Wait a minute!
Miyochi! Miyochi!
Young!
I'm tired.
With fists!
For some reason, the young girls came back after being knocked out even though they were kind.
They told me to be quiet, and I didn't know what to do.
When I said, "Can I get into Miyochi's gap?", everyone's eyes were so scary.
I was so nervous.
But I'm still a little...
However, the real hell began here!
Yes!
Well, that's it for this time.
This is 60 points.
60 points is high and I'm grateful.
Next time is really bad for the staff!
No, next time looks bad!
Dun dun, kissy-san!
Kiss! Kiss!
Bambi! Bambi!
It's red blood.
You're not making fun of me, are you?
You're not saying I'm not cool, are you?
It's like you're making fun of me.
Run! Run!
And now, the shocking new show will begin!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!