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The second day of the Variety Enhancement Training Camp following "Lying Camp"!
Originally, we would like to start with the morning wake-up scene, but...
I want to wake up with my hand up. Which one do you want?
Water.
With water.
I'll wake up for a moment.
Wait, we're really setting up in the morning, right now, right?
In fact, it's 12 o'clock in the afternoon at this time!
Moreover, 30 minutes before the opening of "Lying Camp" that we did last time!
Because...
Due to our schedule, we had to shoot the second day of the Variety Enhancement Training Camp first.
This is the only place we can shoot the morning wake-up scene!
So, from what we've seen...
It's clearly daytime outside!
Makeup is perfect, too!
You're lying!
This is a Variety Enhancement Training Camp!
Hey, everyone's makeup is too perfect!
Hey, I know you!
I know you!
Here comes the real entertainer!
However!
Buriburi! Buriburi! Buriburi!
Are you listening to me?
I'm going to destroy your class!
Here I go! Let's go!
"Katon" High Class Jutsu!
Bring out your fire!
Is it the same for "tokyo-sou" as well?
"Tokyo-sou"?
"Kyo" is the most different!
Fight!
Power!
Let's go!
Let's wash our hands.
And this...
Good morning!
It's morning! Wake up!
Wake up!
It's morning for you!
Good morning!
Did you sleep well?
Yes!
Did you get tired yesterday?
Yes, I did!
I slept well.
It's my first time wearing sleep bags.
You can sleep better than I thought!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
I had a cold in the middle of the night.
What? Really?
Yes!
Do you feel sick?
I feel like I'm sleeping in a fluffy bed.
How about you, Usa?
A monster is waiting for you today as well.
Good morning!
Since you're here, Kondo-san!
Yes!
Please announce the start of the second training camp.
Variety training camp, start!
What?
What is this?
I'm not in the mood for this.
Don't you want to write something?
What should I write?
Usa-san, since it's a super training camp...
Wait a minute!
Oh, Shinnyouga, you're good at it
I can't do it anymore
Usa-chan, this is bad
Are you serious?
What are you reading?
Super training camp
What's this?
It conveys the nuance
Do you know what you want to do?
Do you know?
If a monster comes and sees it, won't you get angry?
Oh no!
Should we turn it off?
Will we get angry?
It's on
To strengthen their guarantee, the monster that came is...
Nice to meet you
First of all, let me introduce myself
Everyone is quiet at the campground, but it's not quiet at all, so I'll start
Wow!
I'm happy
Wow!
I'm happy!
Yes, yes, be quiet
What?
This is what you wanted to do
Yes, my name is...
I know!
What do you call me?
Kei Ozawa
That's not the first word
I'm Kei Ozawa
What? Is it right?
I'm actually Kazuhiro Ozawa, but today I'm Kei
Kazuhiro?
Kazuhiro
Just like grandpa
Grandpa!
Rui-chan, are you with your future girlfriend?
Let's get started!
To strengthen their guarantee, the third monster is...
Speed wagon Kazuhiro Ozawa
Mr. Ozawa, who has attracted many people with his sweet words
They will learn how to survive in the entertainment world.
This time, we will give you the world's best sweet class.
I think there is a print in the desk, so please show it to me.
In the desk, there is a message that Ozawa-sensei secretly put in.
"Sweet" means...
"Kind", "Sweet", "That person is sweet"
This time, we will give you Ozawa-sensei's world's best sweet class.
But, behind that class, there is a mission to draw out sweet words from Ozawa-sensei.
Using what we have in this classroom, we will aim for enhancing our variety skills and cutting-edge skills.
The time limit is 30 minutes.
How many sweet words can you draw out?
When you are called by your name, please answer in a loud voice.
Kishi-san!
Yes!
She is speaking in a loud voice.
Interesting!
Minato-san!
Yes!
She is speaking in a louder voice.
Takanashi-san!
Yes!
You are losing!
And now...
Each of you has your own personality.
Usa-san!
Yes!
Today, we will study various things with these five girls and Ozawa-sensei of Speed ​​Album.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Then, the world's first sweet class, start!
Well, first of all, I, Kazuhiro Ozawa, will talk about my life as an entertainer so far.
When I was 20 years old, we entered Yoshimoto in Nagoya. Do you know how we met?
Hamburg!
Thank you!
Immediately, Usa will start!
It's been more than 20 years, so maybe you weren't born yet.
Usa-chan, what's up?
Ah, um...
Ah, I'm listening to MD.
It's okay, it's okay.
Doing what you like at your favorite timing is the entertainment world.
I see!
As expected of Ozawa-sensei!
Rather than getting angry, he kindly accepts students' criticism in sweet words!
Ba-ba-bambi!
Who is the leader?
No, we don't have a leader and we all share responsibilities.
What?
Responsibilities.
Responsibilities!
It seems like you have responsibilities.
How many years have you been doing this?
It's been four years now.
What do you want to be?
Like a hamburger.
There are various genres in the entertainment world, but the worst one is a hamburger.
I see.
Do you want to do a gag or something like that?
What's up?
You're doing something, aren't you?
What are you doing?
Try avoiding math, Japanese, science and religion!
It's a hamburger!
Kondo-san, you finally let me hear your voice!
Thank you!
Oh, you're going to eat a hamburger.
Celebrities also have food reports.
How is it?
Look at the camera!
Wow! It's kind of cold and...
First of all, you didn't praise it!
It's cold and you didn't praise it!
But you can say whatever you like!
It's cold and hard and dry...
It's kind of like a lunch box!
Hamburger!
Don't miss that girl!
Kirina also did it with her own camera!
She was stupid!
It's hard for him to say harsh words!
The topic is...
Speedwagon's sweet story!
Jun Itoda is one of my partners!
Jun Itoda is a very cheerful person.
When I moved to Tokyo,
he was already active in Tokyo and wanted to do comedy in Tokyo.
When I couldn't move at all,
in my apartment in Nagoya where I lived at the time,
at 2 a.m.,
I heard the sound of a truck.
"Shut up!" I said.
Jun came to pick me up in a truck from Tokyo.
You said you wanted to do comedy in Tokyo, didn't you?
I was forced to get in the truck.
When I realized it, I was here.
It's sweet!
It's sweet here!
But now...
The timing is perfect!
Who is your best friend among these members?
Well, we are all friends, but...
Aren't we friends?
We are more important than friends.
Sweet!
What kind of presence?
Presence close to family.
I see.
Excuse me.
May I go to the bathroom?
Go ahead.
I'm leaving.
Where are you all going?
I'm leaving, too.
I'm leaving.
Let's go home.
I'm stopping here.
I'm going to smoke.
Let's go home.
It's too sweet.
I don't know what to do.
The genre is too different from usual.
How many hours does it take you in Hata's Corner?
That's why we need you, idiot!
Are you different from previous guests?
Everything is too sweet.
It's their first experience.
It's too sweet.
Are you listening to MD?
No matter how hard they try...
You finally let me hear you.
...they can't say anything spicy.
I think we're fine now.
Aren't you five good members?
How can we make it spicy?
Maybe we should do it harder.
Is there any time left?
Can they say anything spicy?
Sorry, I was smoking.
The class is over now.
That's fast!
Sir, I have a question.
Go ahead.
I have a one-shot game. Can I try it?
It's special.
Can I?
Thank you.
What Kishimi is aiming for is...
Not me, but the camera.
Sorry, that camera is Kondo-san's.
That camera is Kondo-san's.
What Kishimi is aiming for is...
More than number one, only one...
More than only one...
Tokyo!
Next year, on R-1...
I'm looking forward to seeing you on R-1!
Yes, on R-1!
I'll give you this.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Yes.
Is this me when my face was green?
That's me!
Thank you!
I'm really happy.
Thank you.
What is this?
After everyone finishes one...
The next person starts moving.
What is this system?
Viewers know this, right?
It's a new type of quiz show.
What is she doing?
Please tell me.
So...
But...
In order for you to continue in the entertainment world...
Ozawa's...
What you've done so far...
What you can say...
Really, in the entertainment world...
I don't know anything at all...
What I think is...
Do only what you want to do...
Don't do what you don't want to do...
I think that's good.
Really!
It's better to do what you like, no matter who your seniors are.
Your seniors don't want you to do what you like.
So you can listen to music whenever you like.
Are you done listening to music?
Do what you like whenever you like. That's how you survive in the entertainment world.
These five words are perfect for you now, but what you really want are bitter words.
You have five minutes left in class.
Finally, we've talked about a lot of things so far, but if you have any worries, whether it's work or life,
I can't give you an answer, but let's think about it together.
If you have any worries...
Yes!
Yes, Minato.
I don't think my face is very idol-oriented, but do you think I'm suitable for being an idol?
I'll be serious.
I like my face the most.
It doesn't matter whether an idol is suitable or not.
If there is anyone who says that an idol is suitable or not suitable,
it is compared to what you have seen so far.
It's not about the past decades of old idols,
it's about the future you will do from now on.
But it's better not to exist,
so if you are an idol who is not now, it is the best thing.
Do you think BUBBLE BUNDY can continue with variety shows in the future?
I think I can do it.
Why do you think so?
Because I will do my best.
This is a funny story,
but funny people will definitely appear in the world for the first time.
But whether their work will continue or not
depends on people's goodness.
Because you work with people,
whether it's funny or cute,
you appear in the world for the first time,
but there are still people who want to work with you again.
Before BUBBLE BUNDY,
you did fortune-telling.
At that time, everyone said they didn't have an aura.
How do you get your aura?
First of all, don't believe in fortune-telling.
I think you don't have to believe in fortune- telling.
There is self-awareness fortune-telling.
If you write your name in kanji,
the number of people like this is like this.
You don't have to believe in that kind of thing.
Because if an American writes it in writing, it's perfect.
That's right!
Right?
So don't believe in fortune-telling.
You don't have to be swept away by fortune- telling.
Do what you like.
First of all, camera-san, follow Kondo-san.
It's easy to shoot.
Ah!
San-chan, what are you doing?
It's a way of spending luxurious time that you rarely see in recent years.
If I were Imada-san,
this would definitely be interesting.
I want to be Imada-san now!
You are really great! Thank you!
That's all for today's class!
In the end, without being able to say a single harsh word, the class is over!
Was there anyone who thought you were weird today?
What do you mean by weird?
Sae-chan, please tell us about the real plan.
Sae-chan!
Actually, this time, we were planning to pull out harsh words from sweet Ozawa-sensei.
Thank you for doing so many things for us.
So you are not usually such a crazy girl?
We are actually more serious.
Good girl!
Well, in the end, it's a lie and it's over.
I see.
If you don't have one, you can rely on your friends.
In order to do that, you need someone you can rely on.
Tokyo is...
Hammer!
Now!
Now is the time.
That was helpful.
It's hot, isn't it?
Next episode!
I didn't fight to protect you or anything like that.
Teacher Ozawa is...
Make my heart skip a beat with her sweet words!
Heart-to-heart cosplay battle!
Teacher, I'm happy to be alone.
You're amazing!
The five of you are so cute!
Who makes your heart skip a beat the most?
Teacher, are you serious?
What's wrong with you?