AISubs v3.5
One step… One, two…
Isn't it a staircase?
There is a staircase!
It's a staircase!
I smell some nice country air
Country air of Okinawa?
It's cool!
OK, everyone, please take off your eye masks
It's bright!
One, two…
Wow, it's a huge forest!
Where is it?
Forest? Mountain?
Mountain?
Earth?
Can we see it?
What does it say?
North Akiigawa Natural Old Hima Village
Maybe not
We came to a campsite in Hinohara-mura, Tokyo
North Akiigawa Natural Old Hima Village
Finally, it's our turn to rest
Yeah!
This time, we will have a variety training camp here
Training camp?
Variety?
Does it mean we have to work out?
Recently, you worry about our variety skills
Don't you know the promise of variety?
For Bababambe!
We are going to have a training camp where you can learn variety skills from scratch!
What we are going to teach you is…
In order to improve your variety skills, we are going to call monsters
Monsters?
Monsters of the variety world?
What do you mean?
Aren't they really scary?
Don't you think they look scary?
We are going to call people you see a lot on TV
Matsumoto?
Call them!
Monster-san!
The worst! I stepped on something!
It's really the worst!
What was that voice?
The training camp is starting!
Since you became popular, you've been wearing denim vest
I bought denim vest instead
You have a girlfriend now
Is it true?
I thought you had a business girlfriend
I don't have a business girlfriend!
Do you like shorts?
Are you a customer?
You are wild, aren't you?
You are heavy, aren't you?
You are cute, aren't you?
Do you have an alibi?
I have an alibi.
I don't want to be called "rabbit".
It looks like Totoro, doesn't it?
It's amazing.
When did you make it?
Is Totoro really there?
Is Totoro good at variety shows?
Totoro is a variety show monster.
Who is there?
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's wild.
It's amazing.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Did you see it? The monster passed by.
They are good girls.
I will tell you everything.
Please tell me.
Variety show monster.
The first one is Sugi-chan.
Sugi-chan has experienced various variety shows.
She will learn how to enjoy variety shows.
You said you would celebrate it with your sister at home.
Did I say that?
Why do you care about the past?
What about now?
Sugi-chan, please show us a story.
Do you want to see a story?
I want to see it.
I will show you a typical story.
Remember it.
I know it.
It's the first story that Sugi-chan told in 2012.
I know it.
Do you remember it?
It's "Wild Sugi-chan".
He is a wild man.
I already showed you.
He didn't have a cap on his bottle.
He drank coke.
He didn't even finish drinking it.
He threw away the cap as soon as he bought it.
He was sweet at first.
But, he became water.
He is a wild man.
He is very funny.
Do you know "world data"?
I don't know anything about it.
Are you kidding me?
If you see it, you will know it.
It was in "The Law of the Jungle".
Don't you know "It was funny and I like it"?
If you see it, you will know it.
Shall I show you the funniest one?
Please do it.
If it's about Sugi-chan, I don't have a broom in my house.
Then, I will show you how to cut snow.
I will boil spaghetti.
I will turn off the fire because noodles are soft.
I will put noodles in a pot.
I will open the window.
I will put noodles in a net.
I will cut snow.
I will put noodles in a net.
I will put meat sauce in it.
I will eat it.
Why don't you eat it?
Are you listening to me?
I will put it in salt.
Let's go over there.
I will put it in salt.
Let's keep our distance and put it in salt.
I will put it in salt.
It looks delicious.
There are two watermelons in front of them.
Then...
That watermelon is...
I will cut you.
I will eat you.
Wait a minute.
I was surprised.
The second monster is Kuro-chan, who is familiar with the idol world.
Which of these two watermelons is correct in terms of variety?
This is a funny challenge.
These two will try it.
At the same time?
I will eat it.
Start!
Wait a minute.
Sae-chan, come here.
Sae-chan, stand here.
Sae-chan, stand to the right.
I can't see you.
You can see me, can't you?
Sae-chan, to the right.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
I can't do it.
Are you kidding me?
Could you do it one more time?
It was really good.
This is soft.
Really?
Could you give me permission?
That's right.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Could you do it one more time?
I'm not kidding you.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch!
You did it!
That was good.
You did it!
That was good.
Kuro-chan tells them the rules of variety show, but it seems difficult for them.
What Kuro-chan wants to tell them in this training camp is...
As an idol, you should not only be okay, but also be okay wherever you go.
Otherwise, it won't work anywhere.
So, instead of being the best idol, let's aim for the best variety show.
That's strict!
No, no, wait. Don't turn your back on me.
Don't talk to me like that.
I want to see Kuro-chan's story.
Story? I don't think I've seen it much.
Study it!
It's a story about three people, isn't it?
It's cheap!
Only Mori-san knows about it.
It's unique!
No, no, it's my story! Don't do it first!
Kuro-chan's story!
It's sad!
Hey, what's up with you guys?
Let's answer their request and see Kuro-chan's unusual story!
Ah, wait! If you look at me like that, I'll kick you!
It's really fun!
Today is a festival!
Sare, sare, sare, sare, jori, jori, jori, jori, bikini line is beautiful!
As for the position...
Nyo-i-don!
I can't stop!
Nyo's Carnival?
Ja, ja, ja, Nyo's Carnival?
Nyo's Carnival?
Ja, ja, ja, Nyo's Carnival?
Let's do it together!
Nyo's Carnival?
Ja, ja, ja, Nyo's Carnival?
Nyo's Carnival?
Ouch!
That's enough!
Sorry, we're late!
Can we see your story?
I did it!
Kuro-chan's gag is over and the members will be involved!
Siro-chan!
Siro-chan, you did it!
Siro-chan!
Recently, Siro-chan is learning how to make jokes!
Get rid of your shyness and release your laughter!
As for the position...
Nyo-i-don!
Wa-wa-wa-wa!
I'm Kuro-chan!
I'm Shiro-chan!
Wa-wa-wa-wa!
It's more painful when you're here than when you're there.
Wait a minute! Are you kidding me?
Oh, I see! It's getting fun!
En! En! En! En-pou-kou-en-fu!
Yes, please do this, too.
En-pou-kou-en-fu!
Can you do it?
En! En! En! En! En! En-pou-kou-en-fu!
It's cute! It's cute!
This is also yours, Shiro-chan!
No, it's mine!
Don't use it!
Now that we've received a variety of instructions, it's finally time for the main subject!
What are the seven of us going to do this time?
Usagi-wa-uragirimono...
Uragirimono...
Uragirimono Rider!
Usotsuki Champ!
Let's go!
Hurray!
I didn't say it at all, but even so...
Something has arrived!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Two!
From now on, you will be challenged with three missions.
However, among the seven of you, there is one traitor who will get in the way of your mission success.
What?
Seven of you...
What? Seven of you?
Me and Shiro-chan and Sugi-chan?
Why do I have to be the traitor?
What we will do this time is a camp project!
Let's work together and complete the three missions!
However, among the seven of you, there are two traitors who will get in the way of your mission success!
If you can get rid of two of them, you will win!
If you can't get rid of them, you will win!
If you win, you will be rewarded with Kurogewage!
I will win for sure!
The winner will be decided by lottery!
Sugi-chan will go first!
But...
Leave it to me!
Go for it!
Alright! Alright! This is it!
This is it!
Go for it!
No, I won't do it!
I won't do it!
I won't do it! Seriously!
I won't do it!
Really!
I'm sorry! Really!
Don't ruin the comparison!
Sugi-chan fell for a stupid mistake!
Let's do it one more time!
This is it!
This will decide it, right?
That's right!
Who is the traitor?
Let's check the cards at once!
One, two...
Wait, can I shout?
Can you shout?
Yes, you can shout.
Ah...
Ah, I see...
Who is it?
Ah!
You're grinning!
Who is it? Who is it?
You're grinning!
Me too!
Wow!
Your mouth is twitching!
It's suspicious!
Sugi-chan!
Sugi-chan, what's with that face?
It's too suspicious, it's not suspicious!
Trust!
And betrayal!
The lie-telling camp will begin with seven people!
First of all...
Let's make a tent!
Make a tent!
Lying Camp! The first mission is to make a tent!
If you complete the tent in 15 minutes without looking at the instructions, the mission is a success!
Have you made a tent before?
No, we haven't!
No, you haven't, right?
But we'd like you to make one for us.
While thinking about it and being conscious of what you've got, we'd like you to do it.
It's hard!
But you've done a lot of shooting, right?
Could you tell us when you realized you've got something?
Now?
Yes.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
You said you've got something important now, so could you tell us when you realized you've got something important?
I don't know until I try it.
What's wrong with you?
It's hard for me to believe you!
But you need a variety of information for making a tent.
What should we do when we think about it?
Information?
It's not just laughing. You need a variety of information for making a tent.
We've never made any information, but we don't have any.
We don't have any.
But it's based on our knowledge.
What do you mean?
Kuro-chan, let me read the script.
Why did I write it?
I didn't ask you to say it.
Yamabami!
Let's do it.
Yes!
Let's do it!
I think you haven't forgotten it.
There are honest people and traitors.
That's right!
It's a mission to build a tent within 15 minutes.
It's time to make a tent!
Who are the traitors?
Ready, set, go!
Let's do it!
Let's build a tent within 15 minutes!
Let's do it within 15 minutes.
One, two, three!
Let's do it!
Don't make a mess!
Be aware of the camera.
What is it?
It's upside down.
There is something like this in this tent.
You should show it to us.
Kuro-chan!
Miyu-chan is gone!
Where is Miyu-chan?
Where is Miyu-chan? Miyu-chan! Where is Miyu-chan?
There you are!
I don't need that. I want information.
What are you doing, Miyu-chan?
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for? Are you looking for water drops?
Jewels! Jewels!
There is no way there are jewels here! They are not buried!
Is that action a betrayal? Is it an attempt to get money?
They start acting suspiciously!
Wait! We haven't done anything yet!
What was in the tent?
What was in the tent? Did you show it to the camera?
This tent was provided by a company!
No, we haven't done anything yet!
It looks like a betrayal!
Does it look good on me?
Stop it!
What do you think of the tent's completion system?
What was in the tent?
What is this?
I don't know.
I don't think we need this.
We don't need it.
It came off.
Isn't it weird?
Kuro-chan, look!
You are good at it!
You are like a person who carries old ice beans!
What do you mean you can't carry it? It's just water!
I don't know where to put it.
You are good at it!
Turn it! Turn it!
Wait! Wait!
There are many suspicious people now!
There are many suspicious people!
There are many suspicious people in front of me!
It's not just you two! There are a lot of people!
Where is the added mission?
Is it in the tent?
In the middle of that,
Be serious!
Say something, everyone!
No matter how you think about it, it's only Sai- chan who can do it properly!
Have you ever done it before?
Oh, Sai-chan!
Sai-chan, you're the best!
I've seen it in a camping video.
Are you really doing it?
Isn't it okay to have an opposite opinion?
What is it?
Um...
What is it, really?
Because I'm the commander.
I'm the MC.
So far, except for Sai-chan, I'm the traitor.
That's right!
Except for Sai-chan, you're the traitor!
The time limit is 10 minutes left!
Among them, there are two traitors who interfere with the mission!
Next episode!
Let's check it out!
There's someone with a peg!
Finally, the traitor shows his fangs!
One more step!
Hurry up! Don't make me hide it!
You're hiding it!
Who's hiding it?!
Oh, no!
If you were going to give it to Sai, you wouldn't need it now!
You're so selfish!
No, no!
I love you, Sai-chan!
Kuro-chan and Sugi-chan are so suspicious...
Who's the traitor?!