AISubs v3.5
Idiot! There's nothing worse than being an idiot!
So, basically, shall we start with the worst- lucked man?
Huh?!
Sakana-chan's "extreme fortune-telling" trial is...
Obviously, there are five lucky men.
There are men who make you go crazy.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
The worst-lucked man is...
There's a woman who says "I don't have sexual desire, but I don't have it."
There's a woman who says "I'm not gay."
(Laughter)
In addition...
Would you like to play with me?
The pink idiot is the best!
Hey! Um... Mr. Kondo?
Mr. Kondo, over there!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry! One more time!
Yes, yes!
This is not how you fold it.
This is bad! Everyone's idiots! This is bad!
(Laughter)
Congrats!
Buy it!
Let's go!
Yay!
There are people who make men crazy.
What? Crazy?
That's right.
I have the power to make men crazy.
What?
After I hit a man, I say "I didn't hit you."
What?
It has the power to brainwash you mentally.
So it's a bad woman.
A bad woman!
It can make you crazy.
That kind of thing.
I'm not interested in men.
So I don't care who comes.
The highest rate of divorce is...
Gingy.
What?
Rate of divorce?
Gingy is liked by everyone.
There are tens of thousands of men.
But there is only one man.
Because he is loved by many people?
He is loved by many people.
And he is very popular.
Just because he is popular doesn't mean anything.
He is only popular with one man.
That's sad.
The rude fortune-telling doesn't stop.
Finally, the forbidden theme of idol world...
There is a woman who has sexual desire but doesn't have it.
Who do you think it is?
I think it's amazing.
Let's start with a man's instinct.
Have you ever seen it like that?
Help me!
What is that?
The one who looks like she doesn't have it is...
Minato.
Minato?
She does have it.
If you continue like this, you will be forced to divorce.
Everyone was hurt.
Thank you for fortune-telling, Sakana-chan.
Let's say "thank you" together.
One, two...
Thank you very much!
Now, they say goodbye to Ichiri-san, but...
From now on, Sakana-chan will be filming with you all.
What?!
No, I don't like it!
I said it!
Then, everyone, please put on eye masks.
Me, too?
Right?
Sakana-chan, you will do it, too?
Me, too?
Bye-bye!
Sakana-chan also puts on eye masks and moves.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
How far do you want to go?
Huh?!
Yabana-mi!
Yacchi, Yacchi...
Where did the six of them go?
To the left?
Then, everyone...
Please put on eye masks.
Where are we?
Eye masks...
It's dazzling!
Ah!
It's dazzling!
We came to Maxel Aqua Park Shinagawa.
With the cutting-edge technology of sound, light and video,
you can meet many cute creatures in the theme park of the sea!
We have invited a special guest for you all.
Who is it?
Then, guest-san, please!
Ah!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
"Who are they?" You looked like that.
This guest is...
A finalist of M-1 Grand Prix, and a young talent duo, Tokyo Hotation!
Do you know me or not? Be honest!
I know you!
Oh, you know me, Rui-chan!
How do you know me?
I subscribed to your YouTube channel.
What!?
Really!?
Really!
I'm your biggest fan!
That's fast!
You're my biggest fan!
That's true!
Wow!
Please tell me a joke!
You want me to tell you a joke!?
Even if Rui-chan tells me a joke...
Please tell me a joke!
Okay!
Then, let's do it!
I'll give you a little shortcut!
Shortcut!
Aquarium!
Oh, Michiko-chan!
There's a very rare fish!
What is it?
Look!
What!?
Look!
It's a horse!
No, it's a manatee's voltage!
Hey, you should see a manatee!
Hey, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
How was it?
Yes!
Hey!
It wasn't funny at all!
Hey!
So you got fortune-telling from Bambi, didn't you?
Yes!
How was it?
She called me "stupid"
Really? What did she say?
She called me "stupid" all the time
She is so cute!
Make some noise!
Yes!
How are you?
Yes!
Hey, you don't say a word!
Are you OK?
You don't like my feeling?
Are you OK?
I'm OK
Is she OK?
This time, they are going to do...
They are going to make Bambi's fortune-telling popular on Instagram
I see. That's great!
So, I'm going to give you a title call
You are going to give me a title call?
Yes!
Make Bambi's fortune-telling popular on SNS
Yeah!
She is good at it
She is great
I see!
So, you are going to take photos and videos of Bambi's fortune-telling on SNS
That's good!
So, this is the third episode of "Make Bambi's fortune- telling popular on SNS"
Within 50 minutes, you are going to take photos and videos of Bambi's fortune-telling in this aquarium and post them on Twitter
You are going to compete with each other by number of retweets and likes
Team A is going to compete with three members of Bambi
And Team B is going to compete with these four members of Bambi
Which team is going to win?
The team which wins is going to receive a great reward
It's not good for all three of you to appear in the video
That's not good at all
If it's a battle, all of you should appear in the video
Why don't you appear in the video with me?
Are you listening to me?
We are going for a strategy
I was having a strategy meeting
I thought you were having a strategy meeting, but you were looking ahead
But I want to leave it up to you, Mr. Takeru
But you don't write stories?
No, I don't
Then you don't come up with funny stories?
No, I don't come up with funny stories
So you only use your voice?
Yes, only my voice
So Sakana-chan is correct
We are awesome
What?
She is cute
She won already
She won already. She is cute
Then we will start
Yes, let's go
50 minutes before SNS battle
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3
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Start
It's a useless start
You can't run
For now, let's go this way
Let's wipe our fingerprints
Wait a minute
Wait a minute, people who can't join a group
This is how you do it
Look
This is it
Oh, it's cute
Is it new?
Yes, it is
Isn't it cute?
It's cute
I want it
I think it's like this
Sake-chan
Oh, what is it?
Punch
Oh, it's a punch
I want it
It's amazing
I want it, buy it, buy it
Punch
It's shiny
Is it OK to buy what is here?
Can you use it for fun?
I thought of it, too
Let's take a look
For fun
Let's take a look
It's time for a background music
In the first 3 minutes, we can see the direction of the background music
A team is going well
On the other hand, B team is...
Where are we now?
We are at 6th floor.
6th floor.
We are at 2nd floor now.
Even if you look at us, we don't know where we are.
Just go where you want to go and be safe.
Let's go from 1st floor.
Departure is from 1st floor.
Let's do our best and win.
If we are cute, we will definitely win.
But I hate losing.
Do you like losing?
I always lose in this project.
Really?
I want to win this time.
Usa is not good at this project.
She has a strategy this time.
We have done this project about 3 times.
I think it's better to post it earlier.
Let's do it again and again.
Team B is fast.
However...
Penguin is cute.
I'm not sure how to say "cute" in Japanese.
cute.
Cute.
Wow!
Two people are drawn by penguin and don't try to leave the place.
And they want to shoot as soon as possible.
It's not Escalator.
It's not.
No, it's this way.
If you don't know, ask us.
You don't care, as you don't know.
That's right.
Please show me the way.
What?
I can't get off.
I don't know how to get off.
Oh, no. Everyone is stupid.
Everyone is stupid.
Don't you say that I'm stupid?
It's not funny.
I don't know anything.
What should I do?
I want to go first, but if I don't go first, everyone is stupid.
Congratulations!
Where should we go?
To the market.
The shooting is stupid.
Team B can't even go to their destination.
Can we not look at the map?
Meanwhile, Team A is looking for funny videos.
Listen to me.
We don't have any ideas.
OK.
Let's bring one by one.
Hey! Hey!
Kondo-san! Kondo-san!
Listen to me.
OK.
Each of you will bring one item that you think can be used for monogamy.
I will wait for you here. OK, let's go.
Ready, set, go!
Wow!
What are you going to do with it?
For monogamy?
What is it?
I need a large amount of it.
200,000 yen!
A large amount of it.
Wow! I will use it.
Oh, you will poop.
I will poop.
You can laugh at pooping. It's not monogamy.
Wow! You are a college student.
You don't have to say anything. You can laugh at pooping.
I did it!
I will do it.
Please put it on me.
Ime-chan!
It's wonderful.
How do you like it?
I want to praise your heart.
It's wonderful.
I won't give you a score. I will praise your heart.
It's wonderful.
It's cute!
It's not cute.
It's fun.
It's amazing.
It's really amazing.
There is one person who just came to buy goods.
That purple girl.
It's cute.
She just came to buy goods.
I don't want to spend much time here.
Anything is fine.
There are two free people who enjoy shopping normally.
Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
What should we do?
Mio is gone.
Mio-chan!
Mio-chi?
Mio-chi is here!
She is here! She is here!
Mio-chi, you are lost.
What? She was doing gacha.
What are you doing?
Takeru was looking at the situation as if it was going to collapse.
Let's meet up.
Yes!
Let's meet up.
Wow! What about the map table?
What? Where is the map table?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Here we go!
No, I'll get it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh, you can't get it here.
Oh, you can't get it here either.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Meanwhile, Team B, who were lost, finally made it to the first floor.
And then...
This isn't a cute spot, is it?
What is this? It looks fun!
A vehicle?
An attraction?
It's an attraction!
It looks really fun!
Do you want to play?
Is your time okay?
I haven't thought of anything, so is it okay?
It's 50 minutes, isn't it?
Let's just play for now.
Is it scary?
This is amazing.
But I'm scared of this.
You're good at this kind of thing, right?
I'm not good at this kind of thing, but...
That's right!
That's why I'm scared of it.
Hey, I'm getting scared!
It's coming all of a sudden, isn't it?
Just before that, a scared rabbit.
It's coming all of a sudden, isn't it?
Is it OK if I don't make a sound?
No, it's OK.
I'll make a sound, though.
Let's go.
It may be dangerous.
It's fun.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's high.
I'm scared. I'm really scared, though.
Don't do it.
Don't hit me.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's high.
Don't do it.
Next time, it's going to be an S.N.S. battle.
How about a magical ground?
It looks like it's going to be attacked.
Let's shoot it in a very clean place.
Is it OK?
It's OK.
It's easy.
That was fun.
That was fun, wasn't it?
We're going to win.
Both teams are aiming for victory in the last spurt.
Which team will receive the reward?
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.