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Here is strawberry.
Can I eat it?
Here is strawberry.
Please drink it slowly.
Next is...
at SASHIARA's place...
MONO MANE RESTAURANT in IJIRO.
SASHIARA, please introduce us.
Three MONO MANE TALENTS are here.
Please come in.
Mr. Tomoka Yamaguchi, Mr. Genichi Ihara, and Mr. Koga Shu.
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Koga is back to his usual self.
Mr. Koga Shu, not Mr. Takira.
I know.
We're in the same agency.
I'm sorry for being so friendly.
There are too many Otaku pros.
The Otaku pro rate is high.
Are you all Otaku pros?
Mr. Koga is here.
Is Mr. Koga an Otaku pro?
Please remember me.
Hello?
Mr. Koga is more Otaku pro than you are.
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
I think you all have a MONO MANE department store list.
Here it is.
Do you have any requests?
I want you to draw a lot of pictures.
There are so many.
Can I give it to you?
Here it is.
There are so many.
There are only three of them.
I don't think you all have a MONO MANE department store list.
Hey.
It says "BOBBY ORAGON", but you can draw YUI, can't you?
YUI?
Mr. Yokoyama, you can draw her.
Since you're a MONO MANE entertainer, please draw a MONO MANE entertainer.
That's right.
I can draw YUI.
If it's BOBBY ORAGON.
I can draw BOBBY ORAGON.
That's terrible.
I can't draw BOBBY ORAGON.
That's terrible.
It's a real MONO MANE.
It's not a real MONO MANE.
Mr. Kandori Shinobu, please draw a MONO MANE entertainer.
Hi, I'm Kandori. It's been a while.
I'm so excited.
Hi, Kandori.
Hi, I'm Kandori.
Nice to meet you.
Nostrad's reaction is bad.
I don't know Kandori.
There is a recent one.
What is it?
Can I do it?
Yes, please.
Nice to meet you.
We are Girls' Generation.
Who is it?
Who is Girls' Generation?
Yes.
Koga, it says you are impersonating a troupe.
What? A troupe?
I'm a middle-aged Chinese.
It's been a while.
I don't know you.
You are impersonating a Chinese.
Don't make me impersonate you.
You are impersonating a Chinese.
Do it right.
I haven't done it yet.
You are all doing it wrong.
I did it wrong.
Can you show me your face?
Your face.
It's a dream.
What are you doing?
Mr. Lennie Hart.
Sakuraba Kabushi.
I think it's similar.
But, you know, Oshima-chan is good at it.
Huh? Yuyuko-chan?
I saw it on TV.
Yuyuko-chan can imitate Lenny Heart-san.
She's good at it.
Oh, really?
I can do it.
Show me.
Here I go.
See? I'm not good at it.
You're right, Koga-san. I'm sorry.
Yamaguchi-san just showed us.
She can imitate AKB members.
Oh, really?
This quiz is about "Who is it?"
As a hint, you can just touch it.
Okay.
I don't know the answer, so I'll participate.
Can we play it?
Yes.
Show me.
Okay, time.
Huh? Oh, you're going to prepare it.
I'm going to prepare it.
In the meantime, let's have Terry Ito-san come out.
Hi, I'm Terry Ito. It's been a while.
It's very difficult to be asked.
I've been doing this for a long time.
Oh, Terry-san.
I feel like I'm the best and I can't do it very well.
Thank you very much.
Terry-san.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Terry-san.
Hello, Oshima-chan. Can you hear me?
Oh, Terry-san.
Wow, you look like Terry-san.
Terry-san.
You look like Terry-san.
Terry Ito-san.
Oh, Asou Taro-san is also here.
Really?
Asou Taro-san?
Come out for a second.
You two probably look alike.
Oh, it's over.
If you get this one right, do you get gold?
If you get gold, you get this one.
Who is it?
Oh, I don't know.
It's someone from AKB.
Oh, it's cute.
It looks like you.
It's really cute.
It's cute, it's cute.
It's really cute.
It looks like Natchi.
Natchi, Abe Natsumi.
Abe Natsumi.
Can I say the first one?
Oh, wait.
Not yet, not yet.
The second one?
It's dangerous, but you can't say it yet.
It's not the first one, so let's say the second one.
Don't be anxious, it's okay.
There's a quiz in A-Sen.
You don't have to be anxious.
I'm anxious, but can I say the second one?
I don't know at all.
Stay there.
It's a quiz.
What is it?
I know who it is.
Now, AKB members are impersonating someone.
They've been doing "wink" a lot.
It's cute.
They do this a lot, don't they?
Everyone does "wink" as a member.
Wink!
"Wink" seems like a characteristic.
Wink!
I don't have much of an image of "wink".
How is it?
I don't know.
Shiara, you don't know the answer?
I don't know.
You don't know.
I don't know, but I wrote the answer.
Did you finish writing?
Yes.
Oshima-san, please.
"Wink" is...
Kashiwagi Yuki.
I see.
Yokoyama-san?
I don't know.
It's Kashiwagi Yuki-san.
I see.
Shiara-san?
- Yuko-chan. - Can I say Oshima Yuko? - Me? - Yes.
- I saw you doing the choreography. - Yes, me too. - Choreography? - Yes.
- Oshima-san is the only one who doesn't do it. - Yes.
- I felt like you were doing "me too". - "Notetta"? - Yes, I felt like you were doing "notetta". - I see.
- Shiara-san is also Oshima-san, right? - Yes. - Yes.
Okay, Yamaguchi-san, please tell us the correct answer.
- Can I say it next? - No, you can't. - I'm sorry. - You learned the correct answer. What's with you now?
- Yamaguchi-san. - I'm sorry. - Yamaguchi-san, you're cute. My heart is pounding. - Cute.
- Cute Yamaguchi-san. - Yamaguchi-san. - Can I say it? - Yes.
- The correct answer is... Yuuko-chan! - Me! - Really? - I can tell. - You look like her today. - You look like her today? - Yes.
- You look like her. - Can you see it clearly? Can you see it clearly? - I'm trying to hide it.
Can you tell from other members?
- Yes, but I'm far away from her. - It clearly comes out!
It clearly comes out from Yokoyama-san who doesn't tell herself much.
- Yamaguchi-san is cute, though. - I'll imitate Yamaguchi-san.
- Then we'll have you do it, Oshima-san. - Please!
- Can I say the next one? Can I say the next question?
(Laughter)
You look like a cute girl. Thank you!
You look like her!
Do you want a second one?
She's the one who's going to bring it up.
Next question, please.
I'm more confident in this one.
(Music)
You're going to get hurt again, aren't you?
That's good.
Can you bring up Mr. Asotaro?
Mr. Asotaro.
Hello, I'm Asotaro.
(Music)
You look like him.
By the way,
who's the one with a collar on his side?
(Laughter)
I know who it is.
It's not Mr. Terashima.
It's Mr. Terashima Susumu.
You didn't do it just now, did you?
(Laughter)
You look like Mr. Terashima.
You look like him!
You look like Mr. Terashima.
You look like him!
I can't speak yet.
You can't speak!
Is there any impersonation that you can speak?
When I married an ex-fuyuki-san's beautiful woman, she said "83% chance".
You are very cute, aren't you? If you marry me, you will definitely be happy.
(Laughter)
You look like you can speak.
I can speak!
No, you can't.
(Laughter)
Well...
Hey, one of you!
It's too crowded for me to speak, and I can't put my hands together.
Shia-san, I'm counting on you.
You can do it!
I think I can do it!
I can do it!
Hello!
Oh, I got it!
Oh!
I'll do a gesture.
Huh?
Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it!
I don't know at all. Who is it?
Now, please write it down.
I don't know.
Kato-san, how did you feel about that gesture?
Oh, no!
I don't know the answer, but it's exactly the same!
(Laughter)
It doesn't look like you at all!
I'm not good at ad-lib.
Have you finished writing your answers?
Yes, we have finished writing our answers.
Let's start with Ms. Oshima.
Yes.
Itadakimasu.
Aren't you a member of AKB?
A member? No way!
Didn't you follow the rules?
No, I didn't.
If you ask us now, we won't do it.
Maybe you're right.
Next, Ms. Yokoyama.
No.
Ms. Masuda Yuka.
I think I know who she is.
I thought so.
Ms. Kitahara?
I didn't need to give you any hints.
Ms. Mariko?
And, Ms. Sashihara?
It's Aya!
She is a member of AKB.
A member of AKB?
A member of AKB is Aya Makura?
Am I wrong?
That's a hint.
Please tell us the answer.
What? Can I tell you the answer?
Yes.
The answer is...
She is the one!
Do you know who she is?
What?
Ms. Sashihara!
You're lying!
I think Ms. Sashihara is surprised.
Ms. Sashihara is surprised.
Ms. Sashihara!
You two really don't look like each other.
Ms. Yamaguchi, I hope you won't do any more impersonations of AKB members in the future.
That's about it.
Are you really going to do it?
I will! I promise!
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm only going to do it properly.
Don't worry about it.
I'll edit it out and send it to you.
Edit it out?
With that said...
Bye-bye!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
The next segment is...
"Viewer Posting Game" again.
Ms. Seiya, you're a man in your teens.
I enjoy watching "Yonpara" every week.
I'd like to see "Yonpara Dekosen" again, which you tried in the beginning.
Wow!
I'd like to see it!
How about making it easier to eat?
Please refer to it.
Was it big before?
I see.
Was it like this before?
This size?
Yes.
But you did this before, didn't you?
Didn't you?
You did this, didn't you?
I did it before, but...
You did it, didn't you?
At that time...
Anyway...
The image was really dirty.
So I thought I'd do it with a cleaner screen.
Was the image quality bad?
You're right.
People kept telling me that my image quality was bad.
It brings back memories.
I'm glad you were hungry.
Aren't you?
Yes.
I'm happy. Thank you very much.
Now...
Yonpara Dekosen
Please set up your senbei on your forehead.
Are you ready?
"Yonpara Dekosen"!
Yes!
Start!
Are you ready?
"Yonpara Dekosen"!
Yes!
Start!
I can't do it.
As usual, Shima-san.
Her face moves skillfully.
She is really skillful.
But...
She is fast!
She fell down.
Shima-chan wins!
Was it over already?
You were fast!
It went into my eye.
It went in from the side.
I'm good at this.
You're right.
It was quick.
It's over.
Sachiya-san wins one gold card!
Next up is...
Aidy and Tsuchiya-san's house!
Yokoyama-san, please.
Let's take a look at the room.
It's a man's room.
It's a woman's room.
Tsuchiya-san, isn't it a woman's room?
Is it a woman's room?
Isn't it your husband's room?
No!
It's not!
The clothes in the back are women's.
I'd be surprised if it was a man's room.
It's clean.
It's like this.
It's very clean.
It's like a movie star's room.
It's clean.
There's a desk.
It's very clean.
It's like this.
I have a question for you.
It's a quiz.
How much is the rent of this room?
I see.
It's a quiz!
Where is it?
It's a public university.
A public university.
Where is it?
Call Tsuchiya-san of AD.
Tsuchiya-san!
It's a public university.
Thank you for your hard work.
May I ask you a question?
How old are you?
I'm 23 years old.
She's 23 years old.
How long have you been working as an AD?
I've been working as an AD since this year.
Since this year!
Yes!
I see.
May I ask you a question?
How far is it from the station?
It's about 15 minutes from the station.
It's quite far.
Yes!
Excuse me, is it 1K?
It's 1K.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it an apartment or a mansion?
It's an apartment.
How much is your salary?
My salary is...
It's a day off.
It's a day off?
Yes.
I'm sorry. I was complaining.
Are you ready for the questions?
Yes.
Is there a convenience store around you?
There is a convenience store around me.
That's nice.
Do you have a boyfriend now?
No, I don't.
Has a man ever come to this room?
My dad.
Oh, your dad.
Do you know what it is?
Is it a house in Tokyo?
Yes.
Let's start with Ms. Oshiba.
Yes.
78,000 yen.
I think it's about the same.
I think it's about the same as the entrance fee of a public university.
Public universities are popular.
But there are many students, so it shouldn't be that expensive.
What about you, Ms. Kitahara?
I think it's about 80,000 yen.
Please don't say "about".
It's about 80,000 yen.
What about you, Ms. Sashihara?
I think it's about 58,000 yen.
Is it that low?
I think it's about 38,000 yen.
It's very close to the train station.
Isn't it cheap?
It's very cheap.
Where is it?
It's a station where you can only stop at regular stations on the western line.
I see.
Please give me the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
68,000 yen.
It's very close!
It's very cheap!
She got blue gold!
It's 63,000 yen.
Is it cheaper than you thought?
It's cheaper than I thought.
Excuse me!
There is Mr. Yamaguchi who imitated AKB.
I want to do a revenge.
I see.
I want to do a revenge.
Not only AKB, but I want to do a revenge.
Thank you!
♪ Tera pera pera pera pera o
Ah! Do you know? Do you know who imitated who?
Do you know? Do you know?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
♪ Tera pera pera pera o
Hirahara Ayaka!
No, it's this head and this atmosphere.
Misha! Misha! Misha!
Yes, it's me!
♪ Surechigau toki no
Misha! Misha!
It's exactly like you!
How is it?
♪ You're everything, you're everything
♪ Hanata ga omoi yori tsuyoku
You're good!
It's the first time you've done this for me.
I'm glad!
It's more like Aoki Ryuji or someone like that.
It's like Aramaki-san.
Yes, Aramaki Yoko-san.
I'll do my best!
It's probably someone like that.
You're good at singing!
Please show me something else.
Onitsuka Chihiro-san!
Yes, I got it!
♪ Hayangachi chako fuhaiya
♪ Sekai ni otosaneta
Wow!
You can do it!
Yamamoto-san!
I will use this sword to wash away the water!
Let's do "every little thing"
Oshima Yuko! Oshima Yuko!
Let's cut the mic! I can't do it!
Every little thing
Reality is a silent self
This program was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Hey, the sound!
Wow! Wow!
It hurts!
What is it?
It's fine! Hit it! Hit it!
I couldn't do it!
Every little thing
It hurts!
My ears!
Go home!