AISubs v3.5
So, we started Yonpara again tonight!
Yonpara is getting more and more popular on the internet these days.
They say that they can't get enough of the "gudaguda" feeling.
To be honest, I don't intend to be that "gudaguda".
Don't think of it as a compliment.
So, where are the Not Yet members today?
Skype! On!
Oh, it's connected.
Wow! It's out!
What's this?
Hey, Ms. Oshima, what is this?
Hello, I'm Yuko Oshima.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You've changed a lot in the meantime.
I'm a little reptilian now.
This is, you know...
Last time, you said you had 10 gold pieces and you wanted to make your dream come true.
What kind of dream was it?
Well, I was supposed to record Yonpara with Ootokage.
It looks like you were originally hoping for an iguana.
Yes, iguanas are a little too big for me.
They're over one meter tall, so I don't think they'll fit in the screen.
Ootokage-chan, right?
Also, I heard iguanas have a lot of grip.
Oh, really?
I'm sure you'll be able to pull it off without a problem.
What?
That's not good at all.
Groezo.
Groezo-san, Groezo-san.
That's right.
Isn't that scary?
This one is really quiet.
When I touch its head, it falls asleep.
Oh, really?
That's so cute.
Wow, wow, wow!
That tongue is so long!
My tongue is long!
It's sticking out of my hand.
It's really close.
It's starting to look cute.
I thought it was cute at first.
It looks cute when you get used to it.
It's cute, right?
It's cute.
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Where is you, Oshima-san?
I'm at school cafe.
Where is it?
Moto...Moto Asakusa?
Moto Asakusa?
Isn't it Moto Asakusa?
Moto Asakusa?
Has Asakusa disappeared?
It still exists, doesn't it?
Asakusa?
Where is it?
Moto Asakusa!
I'm surprised.
Moto Asakusa!
It's a cafe, isn't it?
It's a cafe.
It's a school cafe for school lunches.
I see.
You will be introduced to it later.
Yes.
It's a nice cafe.
And you, Yokoyama-san, where is it?
I'm at...
Tsuchiya-san's home.
I'm at Tsuchiya-san's home.
What do you mean?
Why are you at home?
Why am I at home?
I feel like I'm living alone.
I feel like I like voice actors.
You like voice actors?
Do you have such goods?
Yes.
I have a lot of magazines and comics.
Show me for a moment.
It's a normal room.
But it's clean, isn't it?
It's clean.
I don't like the bed behind me.
Kamiya Hiroshi!
Kamiya-san!
You will be introduced to it later.
I'm not interested in it at all.
Don't say that.
And you, Kitagawa-san, where is it?
I'm at Tsuribori.
Tsuribori?
I see.
It's like Hata-no-ku.
Hata-no-ku?
Hatano-dai?
It's Hatano-dai.
Please be clear about where you are.
It's a former shipyard in Hatano-dai.
You can see Mt. Fuji, can't you?
It's in an interesting place.
It's an indoor shipyard.
The one in the back was originally a bathtub, right?
I think so.
It wasn't originally a bathtub, but it was renovated and placed in a large aquarium.
That's interesting.
And Ms. Sashihara.
I'm in Shinjuku now.
You're back to normal.
That's right!
I'm glad you're back. I was lonely without you.
I wasn't talking much last time, so please let me talk a lot this time.
Once you choke, you won't be able to talk for a month.
That's right.
I took a little break and I'm back in the month.
Then please talk a lot about it today.
Yes, I'll talk about it.
Which one will it be?
Today, I'm going to talk about Kisara-san, who looks like her.
Oh, Kisara!
I've heard of her before.
I think she's famous.
She looks like she'd be fun.
She has a lot of flowers and other things.
It's a group of 100 people who look like her.
It's my first time meeting you, but can I call you?
Oh, I'll invite you.
Oh, there's someone.
May I?
Yes, please.
Well, here...
Menu... I'll order a drink.
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's spinning! It's spinning!
It's spinning!
What is it? Is it okay for it to come out?
It came out a lot!
Is it okay for it to come out?
It came out a lot!
It came out a lot all of a sudden!
Hey, hey, hey!
There's someone behind you!
Really?!
There's someone behind you!
Huh?!
It's true!
Oh, it's Siwa-chan!
It's Siwa-chan!
Isn't it Nagira-san?
Um... I'm a newbie MC, and I'm worried that three impersonator comedians will come out and put us together.
I know it's Nagira-san and Siwa-chan, but who's the other woman?
Who? Who? Who?
I don't know who you're trying to impersonate.
Who are you trying to impersonate?
You can say it!
No, I don't know!
Ikui-chan!
Do you know who I'm impersonating?!
If you talk about it, you'll know!
Oh, you're Ikui-chan!
Since you're all here and you have quite an impressive repertoire...
We have a lot!
Are you going to show us now or later?
What should we do? Later or now?
Should we spread it out in various places?
That's fine! Let's have it come out of our hearts!
Thank you very much!
Thank you! We look forward to working with you!
Now, we'll send it from here...
Let's check the number of 4-para gold coins!
For now, Oshima-san and Yokoyama-san will send one coin each!
And Kitagawa-san will send zero coins!
So, please do your best to send ten coins!
So, let's get started!
First is... Viewer Request Festival!
Yeah!
Berolin! Berolin! Berolin!
Yeah!
So, this time...
Actually, on the homepage...
We always ask the members of NOT YET to play a game like this...
You said it at the first meeting, right?
That's right!
We've been leaving it like that for a long time...
We've collected a lot of them...
So we thought we'd give it a try!
Yes, please do!
So...
First is...
Pen name "Hanayama Taro-san"!
He's a man in his 30s!
The content of the game is...
The one who inflates a balloon with gum is the winner!
Wow!
Have you ever made a balloon with gum?
Balloon and gum, please!
Yes!
Wow, this is delicious!
I love this!
Okay, everyone, chew it!
Are you doing it, too?
Well, kind of.
When did it become a rule for actors and actresses to participate?
I don't know. It's kind of like that, too.
Okay, stay here.
Well, how about balloons? Do you think you can do it?
Can't I eat only one of them?
Oh, what are you going to do? It doesn't matter.
Two balloons are fine, too.
Two balloons are bigger, right?
Well, I don't think so.
But even one of them is big enough, right?
So, everyone, are you ready?
The one who inflates balloons with gum is the winner!
One, two, three!
It's over.
It's kind of sweet.
One more time.
It doesn't look like you can do it yet.
Is it too early?
Oh, you did it!
Oh, wow!
Keep it if you can do it!
It's going to break.
Oh, I did it!
You can try as many times as you like.
Wait as many times as you like.
My hair is messy.
I'm getting excited.
Let me do it one more time!
No problem.
Go ahead.
I see.
This is the moment when you say "gudaguda".
I got it.
That's why you say "gudaguda".
You're right. You don't have tempo.
Well...
Oh, it's big!
It's big!
This is overwhelming!
Why?
Oshima-san wins!
So fast!
Have you decided yet?
I've decided!
But you didn't make it bigger!
You can't do it! You can't do it at all!
I won!
I can only do small ones.
It's frustrating!
Okay.
Um... I want to quit now...
Can I?
I can't go home now.
Okay, everyone, please put out the gum.
Yoko-chan wins!
It's big!
It's a big one!
It's big!
But the game was already over!
What a shame!
The timing was bad!
It was a total disaster!
It was a private game, right?
It was no good!
But it was amazing, Rino-chan!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next game!
Oh! Toraya fell asleep!
When I do this, I close my eyes!
It's cute!
It looks cute!
The next game is...
Pen name "Aoi mama-san"
She is a woman in her 40s!
Thank you!
She is always recording with her 4th year elementary school daughter!
Thank you!
It's refreshing for her to see her 4 children in their natural form!
She was surprised and moved by the snake-wrapped Oshima-san!
So, this person sent us a normal song!
"Aoi mama-san" was a game request!
Thank you!
The next game is...
Tamorin-san
She is a woman in her teens!
Thank you!
This game is...
How many seconds can you endure without blinking?
It's impossible!
It's "dry eye"!
It's "dry eye" special!
It may not be possible...
Everyone...
Please look at the screen!
Look at it?
Don't look at it...
Look at it and blink!
I think I can do it!
Let's see!
I can't do it!
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
Are you ready? Ready... Start!
Is it over already?
Dust is coming in.
Oh, Oshiba lost.
Sashihara is cheating.
Kitara is equal.
Sashihara is cheating.
It's impossible. It's dry eye.
It's unfair if you make eye contact.
It's over already.
It's unfair if you make eye contact.
It's long!
Fish! Fish!
42 seconds!
Kitara is equal!
I'm happy! I won!
I like the viewers' games too!
It's fun!
Let's check out Oshima-san's school cafe!
Let's go, Oshima-san!
I'm Oshima Yuka and I'm in charge of school cafe "Moto Asakusa"!
Do you know what's popular in school cafe?
Lunch menu?
Yes, of course!
Kitari-san?
Koppepan!
Koppepan...
Let's start with 3rd place!
What is it? Please say it!
Happosai! Happosai!
You're wrong!
It's not Happosai!
Why is it Happosai?
It's Happosai!
It might be!
It's not a popular menu!
It is!
What is it?
Agepan! Agepan!
Beef stroganoff!
It can't be!
Soft noodles! Soft noodles!
Yes!
It's popular!
Let me announce the last one!
Frozen mandarin!
I said it!
The last one is milmaik!
I love milmaik!
I don't know what milmaik is.
It's something you season milk with.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's like this.
You take out the straw and make a hole in the milk with it.
And you put it in there.
It's like powder.
I can feel the generation gap.
I love milmaik!
It's been around for a long time.
It's a square.
It's milmaik!
It's been around for a long time.
I don't think you can put it in a triangle.
Can you show me?
Wait a minute!
Second place!
Show me!
Wait a minute!
Second place!
Second place is...
Did it come out earlier?
Happosai!
It's not happosai.
Soft noodles!
What does soft noodles taste like?
Meat sauce?
It's pepper meat sauce!
I don't know what soft noodles are.
I don't know what soft noodles are, either.
It's the one in the bag, right?
That's right.
First place!
Can you show me?
First place is...
Koppepan!
Seaweed rice!
Happosai!
Happosai?
Happosai is delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious, delicious, delicious. It's delicious as usual.
It's not.
It's the fried bread we showed you before.
Yes, it's fried bread.
- You were right. - Fried bread is delicious, isn't it?
- It's delicious, isn't it? - So...
There are these three popular menus.
- Show me! - It's nice.
- Show me! - Show me the real thing!
- I want to eat it. - Then, please.
- It's opening. I'm glad. - Wow!
- Is it nice? - Yes.
What is this?
Did you just pass by?
There was a kindergarten student.
That's right. Either way, it looked like a kindergarten.
I think it's an elementary school.
Let's take a picture together.
Wow!
It's Ginta!
Hello!
90 seconds!
What is this?
It's like an elementary school cosplay.
Elementary school cosplay.
This is not an elementary school.
It's a pink school uniform.
She is a girl.
I'm sure of it.
It's not a suspicious shop, is it?
It's not suspicious at all.
Is that so?
Please eat your lunch.
Is it okay?
Please eat it.
I want to go to lunch.
First of all, I would like to make a meal make.
What flavor is it?
This is coffee flavor.
I didn't know that.
Strawberries are delicious, aren't they?
Strawberries are delicious.
I'll put it in here.
It's nostalgic!
Everyone knows it.
I see. It's powder.
Was it liquid?
Isn't it powder?
It was liquid.
Really?
Was it liquid?
It can't be liquid.
Didn't you put jam in it by mistake?
No, it's not.
Why did you say you put jam in it by mistake?
I'll mix it up.
I put it in a little milk and shook it.
It's nostalgic.
You drink a little milk at first.
You put it in a little milk and shake it.
It's done.
It doesn't change much.
You're drinking too much.
I'm full.
You can't drink like that in one sip.
Oshiba!
Hey!
Oshiba drinks a lot.
Wow!
It's really good.
You don't have to drink it all.
It's really good.
How long have you been drinking it?
Five years.
No, more.
More, right?
When you were in elementary school, right?
No, I ate it for lunch in middle school.
Oh, you ate it in middle school.
Yes.
And soft noodles and meat sauce.
It brings back memories.
Yes, it does.
I don't know what it is.
Is it this?
Were soft noodles this hard?
It's really lumpy.
And you mix it.
But soft noodles are short, right?
It's like it's twisted.
I want to eat something.
It's been a while.
Lunch.
Let's eat!
It's this noodle.
It brings back memories.
I want to eat it.
Do you actually make this at home or do you make it yourself?
Can I have one more milk tea?
You have a good conversation.
Can I have one more milk tea?
No, no.
Can I have one more milk tea?
Can you answer my question before I give you milk tea?
It's this, isn't it?
It comes out as it is.
The first one is fried bread.
It's delicious.
I want to eat it.
This is soybean flour bread.
There are many kinds of fried bread.
What else is there?
Is it normal sugar?
That's the best.
It's like brown sugar bread.
I like soybean flour bread the most.
I like soybean flour bread.
I'll eat it.
This is delicious.
I want to eat it.
It's delicious.
It's milk.
I like it.
It brings back memories.
I want to go to a restaurant.
It's delicious.
Eat fish there.
The truth is my silent self.
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It says you can imitate a troupe member, Koga-san.
What? A troupe member?
It's been a long time!
Don't let people imitate you!
Your mouth is drooling!
Do it properly, you bastards!
You haven't done it recently!
You're all drooling!