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Go ahead.
This is terrible!
This is disgusting!
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! ♪
Now, let's move on to the next project.
Yes!
The next project is...
YONPARA BOWLING COMPETITION!
Oh!
However...
Will you be able to do it?
Ms. Kitawara will be in charge of this project.
I'm sure of it.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but...
I'll try not to take up too much of your time.
No, it's fine.
Do whatever you like.
Well, I'm going to bowl for now.
I'll explain while I'm moving.
Yes.
To save time.
I can't take up too much of your time.
You suddenly became self-centered.
I'm sorry for being negative.
What's wrong with you? Were you so shocked by Kirie?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I have something to say.
Well...
There is a staff member who will bowl against me.
Yes.
I can't do it alone because it's a competition.
Yes.
This is Ms. Hayashizaki, who works here.
Ms. Hayashizaki.
Please come here.
Hello.
She is a woman.
What kind of competition is it?
Well...
It's about who strikes first.
I see.
In the first place, can you bowl, Ms. Kitawara?
Well...
It's so ordinary that it's not interesting at all.
Do you know the average?
The best is about 136.
Wow.
But...
You are good at it.
I usually don't bowl like that.
It's not interesting at all.
Why are you so self-righteous?
Don't worry. Be confident.
I know it's not interesting at all, but I'll do my best.
What do you do for fun?
I did it when I went back home.
With my family.
You are 45 years old?
Yes, I am 45 years old.
What is your best score?
It's low.
What about you two?
I think I can do 100.
You can do 100.
What about you, Kojima?
I can do 140.
You can do it.
You are good.
Yuko is amazing.
You are good at everything.
Before I was in AKB, there was a bowling competition once a month.
It included fans.
I see.
I did it quite often.
I'm getting better at it.
140cm is quite big.
Ms. Kitahara is not here at all. What's up with you?
I'm wearing shoes.
Are you wearing shoes?
I'm sorry. I didn't prepare for it.
It's okay. Take your time.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sekahashi. It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, I'm ready.
So...
Let's get started.
By the way, we have to guess who will win in the first place.
We can't just watch.
That's right.
Who will strike first?
Who will win?
The one who strikes first will win.
Listen to me.
Look at me.
I'm wearing amazing clothes today. Look at me.
I'm sorry. I can't see you at all.
You're too far away.
Are you wearing leopard prints?
That's right. It's amazing.
Wow!
You look like Osaka.
You look strong.
You can do it.
I think you can do it.
You can do it.
I'll do my best.
You've made your predictions, haven't you?
Yes.
Who will win, Ms. Kitahara or Mr. Hayajiseki?
Unagi-chan! "Unagi-chan" means you, Ms. Kitahara.
Thank you very much!
Ms. Kitahara and Mr. Zakibayashi.
I see.
Everyone is expecting you, Ms. Kitahara.
I'm happy!
I was happy because I thought you wouldn't let me win.
Yes.
Please win this!
The person who hits this will get gold or silver.
Oh, I see!
Then, Yuko-chan may already have 10 pieces.
She may have 10 pieces.
But don't worry about it.
All right!
Yes, please do it.
Please do your best!
Can I hit it now?
Go ahead! Go ahead!
All right! Please watch me!
Hit it!
All right! I'll do it!
Wow!
You did it!
Is it over?
Is this the end of the game?
You're good at playing games.
That's amazing!
How will we win?
But you're winning already, Ms. Kitahara.
Ms. Zakibayashi will throw the next piece and if you don't hit it, you win.
I see!
I will throw the next piece!
Ms. Kitahara, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
I was really surprised!
That's good! Be confident!
You're amazing!
Can you do it?
You have excellent athletic nerves.
I'm out of the camera at all.
I'm very happy.
Ms. Hayashizaki, this may be pressure, but please aim for the strike without hesitation.
Yes, I understand. I will do my best.
Please do your best.
I'm happy.
I'm happy. Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Oh my god!
She is so cute!
I didn't expect you to be like this.
Ms. Hayashizaki!
I didn't expect you to be like this.
Ms. Hayashizaki!
Yes!
What happened?
Well...
She is always like this.
You must have been under a lot of pressure.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Amazing, Kitaura-san.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Kitaura-san won.
Don't cry.
The winners are...
Oshiba-san and Yokoyama-san!
Congratulations!
Won't you give coins to both of them?
I'll give you coins!
I'll give you one.
Yay! I'm so happy!
That's it. Oshiba-san won 10 coins!
I'm so happy!
Congratulations!
You won twice in a row.
Thank you. But I've decided what I want to do.
You've decided what you want to do.
Shall we announce it now?
Iguana!
You want to ride an animal.
That's right. I want them to appear with me.
I see.
In this case...
Did you reset the gold car last time?
I reset it.
Did you ride it already?
Everyone!
Let's start from scratch again!
Everyone?
No, everyone is different.
Everyone is similar?
Everyone is the same.
No, everyone reset it last time.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Everyone! Kitaura-san!
You won one more coin with second strike.
Let's start from scratch!
This program is brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Shall we move on to the next game?
Shall we?
Wait!
There is a special program here!
What is it?
Do you know what February 2nd is?
February 2nd is...
It's right in front of you.
That's right.
It's right in front of you.
Do you know what day it is in front of you?
It's your friend's birthday.
Oh, it's a friend.
Oh, it's a real friend.
Oh, am I a local?
I'm not from your hometown.
I'm not a friend.
That's right.
I wonder what it is.
Let's have Akane Osawa answer this question.
Yes.
Akane Osawa!
Do you know what day it is in front of you?
I don't know what day it is in front of you.
She doesn't know what day it is in front of you.
Hey!
Don't play with people!
Do you know what day it is in front of you?
Please tell me what day it is in February 2nd.
February 2nd is the birthday of President Ikeda.
Thank you very much.
Happy birthday!
President Ikeda, you're 35 years old now.
Yes, I'm 35 years old now.
Thank you very much.
You're young.
Am I young?
You're young!
Gekidan Hitori Quiz
What is it?
We will ask you a basic question about Gekidan one question at a time.
It's a question about you, so it's natural that you can answer it.
Gekidan will answer it.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
We have prepared gifts for you.
Let's start with Sassy.
Yes.
Put on the gift and answer it.
As I said, Gekidan wants children to be smart and grow up to be good children.
Of course.
So I prepared this.
It's a Rubik's Cube.
It's 2x2.
It's true.
It's 2x2, so it's not difficult or expensive.
Will you give it to me?
It's cheap.
Thank you.
If you answer the quiz correctly, I will give it to you.
I see.
This may be a little difficult.
Is it difficult?
Is it very difficult?
I will say it.
Yes.
Gekidan, what do you call your wife?
What?
What do you call her?
Do you call her "kawashima"?
I don't call her "kawashima".
She is "kawashima" herself.
I see.
It's not a big name in Japan.
Gekidan, you surprised me.
This is funny.
Are you married?
Yes, we are married.
What's your name?
I'm in trouble if I'm a teacher.
You don't have to call me a title.
Is it right?
It's a title.
I did it.
What is it?
Congratulations.
It's amazing.
Congratulations.
I'll leave it to the handsome manager.
Leave it to Yume.
Next is a question from Kitari.
First of all, I would like to introduce the present.
Here it is.
I'll open it.
Don't open it without permission.
I'll open it.
I want you to see it.
Here it is.
Is it a 3D insect?
What is it?
It looks very interesting.
It's good for children and adults.
I'm interested in it.
It's a 3D glasses with a smile on it.
You can enjoy it with your parents.
Can you show me a little bit of it?
Wait a minute. I'm scared.
I want to see it.
Don't jump out like that.
What is this?
Isn't there a page that's a little easier to understand?
Is it a cockroach?
What kind of page are you opening?
Is it a cockroach?
It's the one in the middle right.
You can see it in 3D, can't you?
Yes, you can see it in 3D.
I don't want to see it in 3D.
How can I get it?
I will give you a quiz again.
Here we go.
In 2006, what was the most suitable celebrity for you?
That's difficult.
Around 2006.
Five years ago.
Six years ago.
What do you think suits you?
Everyone, please answer this question.
If you get it right, I will give you a present.
What do you think suits you?
Everyone seems to have answered it.
Kitara-san, please say it.
Let's start with Yuko-chan.
Okay.
I hope it's a joke.
I hope it's a joke by the audience.
That's not my joke!
Hey!
That's not my joke!
Thank you very much.
That's not my joke!
That's my joke!
Okay, Sashihara-san.
Okay.
Tsuchibuto pants.
Where did you get it?
That's Katsumata-san's pants, isn't it?
Don't exaggerate.
I rarely wear it.
Okay, here we go.
Here it is.
It's a fountain pen.
That's amazing!
The fountain pen looks good on you.
So, Mr. Ohta and Ms. Yuriko Koike.
Did you write a book?
Yes, I did.
And then, Ms. Takigawa.
"Kage, Hinata and Sakuda".
Yes, I got it from them.
I read it, too!
Thank you!
I read it, too!
Thank you!
So, Mr. Rikida, you got it right.
Congratulations!
We present you "DD Conchitgan".
Thank you!
Itadakimasu!
Next question is for you, Mr. Yokoyama.
Again?
Yes!
That's enough!
But I think I want it.
What is it?
It looks serious.
This is a rice stacker.
What is it?
About 50% of it is made of rice.
So, even if a baby eats it...
I mean, even if a baby puts it in his mouth...
I don't care about it.
But I don't want him to eat it.
What kind of explanation is that?
It smells like mochi rice.
It does.
It smells like rice.
I'll give you another quiz.
Okay.
Here we go.
Question!
After the disbandment of the duo...
Mr. Rikida searched for a name for his show on the Internet.
Yes.
What was the first name he chose for his show?
That's a good question!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Are you making fun of me?
You bastard!
I won't let you do that!
Okay.
Anything else?
No.
Mr. Sashihara.
Mr. Isodo.
Hey!
He's the president of an agency!
The answer is...
Katsukarei!
Why?
My favorite food was katsukarei.
That's why I chose katsukarei.
Don't you like it now?
I still like katsukarei.
Why did you quit katsukarei?
The agency told me I couldn't see the future.
But now I'm grateful for the agency.
Was it that bad?
That's a good story.
I like the name "Gekidan Hitori".
Really?
I like it.
The name "Gekidan Hitori" has a big gap.
Yes.
It was hard at first.
When I went to the TV station, they said I was "Hitori" because they didn't know me.
I was treated like a big shot.
I was treated like a big shot because they didn't know me.
You look like a big shot.
I don't need it!
That's all.
The last question.
I don't need it.
Don't you want it?
I'm grateful for it.
I won't introduce it.
Please.
I'll introduce it.
The last question is from me.
The present from me is this cute doll.
What is it?
I'll show you.
This is it.
Is it cute?
This doll turns like this.
Then...
What is it?
The structure of the body...
It's tough!
As you can see...
I don't need it!
The heart...
There is a heart...
Amazing!
I don't want it!
There is also a large intestine, small intestine, water intestine, and liver.
This is a liver.
If you eat too much or drink too much, it will turn brown like this.
No, no, no.
Please be careful.
So...
The intestine is raw.
The raw intestine...
Please play with it like this.
I don't want it!
Here is my question.
What does the troupe keep secret from their wives?
Everyone, please answer.
No, no, no.
Since it's a secret, Oshima-san!
Yes?
Since it's a secret...
It's something you can't say on TV.
On TV?
There are only four of us now.
Near you.
What?
That's right.
But it's on TV...
Isn't it on TV?
No, it's not.
What are you talking about?
It's "Planet Scarf"!
What are you talking about?
"Planet Scarf"!
It's your hobby time!
Did I work this hard for my hobby time?
That's right.
The troupe's present quiz is private.
It's not on TV?
So...
Please answer.
I don't want to say it!
Lyrics!
I know.
"Jitsu" is...
"Troupe" is wrong.
What does this mean?
Does it mean there is a lover somewhere?
That's right.
"Kaku" is...
No, there isn't!
It's not "Kaku".
Okay.
Ms. Uechima.
You are the one who is wrong.
"Kakihi" is...
"Troupe" is wrong.
That's right.
I'll let you laugh.
It's not "Kakihi".
Is there anything else?
"Katsura".
It's not "Katsura".
I'm hiding it from society.
I don't like it. Is it correct?
I always quarrel with Mr. Ohta.
I always quarrel with Mr. Ohta about action problems.
I don't quarrel with you.
I often quarrel with you about what prize you'll give at the launch of your special language.
I always quarrel with you about what prize you'll give.
I don't talk with you at all.
I tried to talk with you, but you were too scared to talk with me.
I'm not scared.
We're both shy.
Yes, we're both shy.
It's just right for us to talk on Skype like this.
It opens my heart the most.
It was a great show for you.
It's easier for me to talk at this distance than meeting in person.
I see.
You didn't get the answer, did you?
At the end of the show, we'd like you to tell us the answer.
Please tell us the answer!
At the end of the show, we'd like you to tell us the answer.
She's secretly deleting her hard disk.
Why?
My wife sometimes takes my show on her hard disk.
That's cute!
If it's a show like 'Golden Time' I don't mind being watched.
But sometimes I don't want to be watched at midnight.
For example?
I delete 'Golden Time' about three times a day.
[This show was brought to you by FACE GROUP]
This show was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Yes, that's correct!
Thank you!
I'll give you this book later.
I don't need it!
It's so fresh!
Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me!
Happy 5th birthday!