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[Yonpara]
Here we go, Yonpara. I hope we can finish recording safely today.
It's an amazing set. But when we enter the set, the staff meet people and meet people.
Today, the line is in good condition.
What kind of set is this?
Is the line in good condition? Let's check it out.
Skype on!
Will it work?
It worked!
Good evening!
As always, you know where we are going, don't you?
First of all, Ms. Oshima, where are you today?
I'm at "Tetsudou cafe little tgv" in Akihabara.
Where is "Tetsudou cafe"?
"Tetsudou cafe" is a cafe where "Tetsudou little tgv" gather.
Are there no customers now?
It's closed today.
Can you see the rail-like thing running behind me?
Can you see it?
Here is "monika"?
What is "monika"?
I don't know.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Are you talking about me?
Are you talking about yourself?
"m-gauge"?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Why did you call it "monika"?
What is "monika"?
You can tell me more about it later.
Ms. Yokoyama, you are wearing a lot of make-up.
Do you know what "make-up" is?
I'm not a make-up artist. I'm at a beauty salon today.
I see. You are at a beauty salon.
Where is the beauty salon?
It's in "sasazuka".
"sasazuka" is amazing.
There is everything in "sasazuka".
"sasazuka" is the best city you want to live in.
Is "sasazuka" such a good city?
Yes, it is.
I heard that many celebrities live in "sasazuka".
Is that so?
I heard that many celebrities live in "sasazuka".
What else is there besides "sasazuka"?
There is a rental video store.
You can find it everywhere.
There is a 100 yen shop.
There is a sushi restaurant.
There is a karaage shop.
Yes, there is a karaage shop.
Is there a karaage shop?
Yes, there is a karaage shop at the station.
That's interesting.
And you, Kitamura-san?
Yes, I'm also from Sasazuka.
It's Sasazuka ball!
That's right!
Miyaza-san!
You're Miyaza-san, right?
Huh?
Speaking of Sasazuka ball...
Miyazawa-san is aiming to become a professional bowler.
I was practicing here at the time.
It's a bowling alley like that.
Is it not open anymore?
That's right.
Right now, customers...
Oh, but it's open!
Yes, but this floor...
I'm letting customers use this area.
I'm doing it at the cafe next door.
There is a bowling event here later.
You're sharp.
And you, Sachihara-san, where are you from?
Yes, I'm from Sachihara.
I'm at a cafe in Akihabara.
Wait a minute.
Your voice is terrible.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
My voice is like this.
Why were you singing at work?
(Laughs)
What? Is it necessary?
Well, you don't have to force it in your throat, but...
You have to sing a little bit.
Right?
By the way, Sashihara-san, aren't you going to AKB cafe too much?
(Laughs)
How many times have I said it?
That's right.
Four of you are going crazy, but in the end it's just Akihabara and Sasazuka.
(Laughs)
It's just Akihabara and Sasazuka today.
As expected of you, you're only smiling.
(Laughs)
You smiled, but it was a pretty plain smile.
(Laughs)
Yes.
Well, that's why I'm sending you from a place like this today.
I'll check the number of Yonparakinka so far.
How many did you get?
How many did I get?
Kitahara-san is now three.
Oh, four.
Yay!
Yokoyama-san is four.
Four!
Yes.
Sashihara-san is six.
Oh, it's less.
Six!
And Oshima-san is...
How many did you get?
It's nine now.
(Laughs)
So, with one more, you'll get ten.
Hey, wait a minute.
Yes.
Why don't you all get that many?
I don't know.
(Laughs)
Why don't you all get that many?
(Buzzer)
It's amazing.
On the contrary, you all got too many.
That's right.
No, Oshima-san is too strong.
That's right.
Because she's an all-around player.
I don't like recorders.
You don't like recorders?
What? What is it?
I don't like recorders.
Oh, you don't like recorders.
Yes.
You just said you didn't like recorders.
(Laughs)
That's weird.
(Laughs)
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Mr. Sashiara's wish comes true!
Sashiara's wish comes true!
First of all, could you please introduce the railroad crossing where you live?
Okay, I'll draw a picture. Are you ready?
I'm preparing a lot. I'm putting it in.
I'm pulling out a lot of things.
I'm pulling out various lines.
It's like a miniature.
Are you ready? I'm moving.
It's very heavy.
What is this?
It's a fishing river.
There's a fishing river.
There's a fishing river up there, too.
It looks like fun and cool.
If you go this way, you'll see it.
I can see it.
Come on, run.
I want to go.
There's a town here.
It's coming.
It's coming, Monica.
It's not Monica.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
It's heavy.
I'm going this way.
If you go this way...
It's heavy.
This is a box seat.
It's nostalgic.
It looks like they brought the railroad itself.
It's fun.
I want to go to a railroad cafe.
It's like this.
I recommend it.
It's interesting.
It doesn't look interesting even if you're not interested in it.
I want to go there.
Is it interesting?
I like it very much.
What are you saying?
Is it interesting?
Is it really interesting?
It's interesting.
Be confident when you say it.
We received it.
What is it?
We received it.
This is...
Shin Akiba station.
Please.
This is...
When will you cut it?
We check it.
What?
We check it.
We buy a ticket and check it.
I see.
When you enter the store.
When you enter the store, you buy it and enter the store.
So you need 500 yen for entering the store?
Do you need 500 yen for entering the store?
Yes, you do.
I see.
You buy it and enter the store.
I see.
It looks like a nostalgic toy.
Let's play a game.
Okay.
Let's play.
Yonpara Kirie.
Yes.
Have you ever played Kirie?
Yes, we have.
I think you have paper and scissors in your hands.
Please prepare it.
I will give you a question.
The person who answers it best will get goldfish.
Okay, I will aim for goldfish.
Okay, aim for it.
I'm not good at it, so I'll do my best.
Do your best.
I'm not good at it, so I'll do my best.
I'll do my best.
I'll announce the question.
The question is...
The picture and the pine tree of this year.
The pine tree of this year.
Is it one color?
You can use any color you like.
Okay.
Kirie, start!
Isn't it better to aim for both sides?
I'll do whatever you like.
You can do it as it is.
I made a mistake.
You can break it and do it.
How long should we do it?
How long should we wait?
It doesn't matter.
You can use any color, right?
Anything is fine.
I said it earlier.
Okay. I'm sorry.
She's angry.
Master Kirie said that we should do it while shaking it.
We should do it, too.
We did it.
Did you do it?
I was good at it.
Why? Did you learn it in a TV show?
Yes, I did it in a TV show.
Didn't you say you would break it?
I said it.
Yes.
She said it's plain if you break it.
Did you get a New Year's holiday this year?
I got it.
You got it?
Yes.
How long?
About three days.
What? Four days?
No, three days.
Oh, three days.
You are busy, but you often get it for three days.
Yes.
Is that for all members of AKB?
Yes, for all of us.
What did you do in New Year's holiday?
I went back to my hometown.
Oh, for three days.
I went back to my hometown, too.
You met your friend for the first time in a while.
Yes, my friend got a driver's license.
License?
Yes, he is 19 years old, but he got a license and I was surprised.
I see.
He gave me a car.
Don't you get a license, Yokomo-san?
I wanted to get one, too.
I wanted to be an adult.
Did you go for a drive or something?
I went to a Don Quijote nearby.
You are driving like a commoner again.
Don Quijote.
What about you?
I went back to my hometown, too.
You all went back to your hometown.
Yes, we did.
Did you do anything?
We played games.
You're so plain.
We didn't do anything special.
What did you do with your friends in middle school?
We played games with little pigeons.
But we were good friends in middle school.
What do your classmates think of you now?
My friends may think I'm straightforward.
But they treat me like I always do.
When you go back to your hometown, do you sign autographs?
What do you think of it?
Kitaro, didn't you?
I did.
Do you sign autographs like Yuko?
Yes, I do.
I always do.
I'm sure you do.
Yes, I do.
When my neighbor comes home, she comes over and says, "Yuko!"
That's cute.
She's cute.
Do you sign autographs for her?
Yes, I do.
She also sends me letters.
I say "thank you" and chat with her.
That's nice.
How about you, Sashihara?
I'd like you to tell me about it.
I'm currently...
Do people still call you "sign" now?
What do you mean?
What do you mean "now"?
I don't know.
Aren't you an adult?
People still call me "sign" now.
I see.
I didn't know you were such an old-fashioned person.
It's not like that.
I think people used to call me "sign" in the past.
Wait a minute.
No, it's not like that.
Do you think I'm an old-fashioned star?
No, it's not like that.
I've been doing it for a long time.
Do people still call me "sign" now?
People do call you "sign" now.
But people don't call you "sign" as much as you do.
Do you think people still call you "sign" now?
You're fast because you don't talk.
Sashi Fuyusona
Fuyusona Maki
You're doing it to warm up your throat.
That's right.
"Hokkairo"?
What's that?
"Hokkairo"!
It's serious. I hope it gets better soon.
I know, right?
Right?
If you don't do it, you'll get tired.
If you don't do it...
I know, right?
So you went to a famous hospital over there?
The one that businessmen go to see.
Oh, well...
When I went to the hospital again today...
Yeah?
There were all kinds of celebrities.
Oh!
Wow!
That's right.
There is a hospital for celebrities.
I went there for the first time.
I'm thirsty.
I also went there and got treated.
I managed to do it!
I did it, too!
What? You did it, too?
I managed to do it, too!
Okay, I'll go first.
Okay.
Mine is...
It's a nominate.
It's not bad, is it?
Oh, you're good!
What? You're good!
It's not bad, is it?
It's really good!
Right?
You should have shown it at the end.
Right?
That's a high level.
I wanted to show it to you earlier.
It's too high!
Isn't it a self-made work?
Okay, first show us yours, Ms. Oshima.
Okay!
Here you go!
Oh!
Oh, it's amazing!
You're good!
What? Show me yours a little more.
It's amazing!
Is it...
double-layered?
As a 3D designer,
I made the neck quite...
3D, actually.
How did you do it?
If you peel it off,
it looks like this.
The neck comes forward a little.
I see!
It's amazing!
How do you design the back?
It's amazing!
The back is just...
I just folded it a little. Like this.
Ah, this is ingenuity!
It's amazing! I'm embarrassed to stand up.
This is really high level.
Now, Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
Please!
Ta-dah!
What is it?
No, no, no, no! I'll stand up!
Well, then, Yokoyama-san.
Yes.
Please.
It's getting interesting.
What is it?
No, no, no, no. I'll stand up!
I'll stand up.
Huh? Huh? Oh my god, I'm in your neck.
This is a bambam snake, isn't it?
I'll stand up. I'll stand up.
No, no, no, no, it's not "stand up".
Everyone is amazing!
It's a snake, isn't it?
There are seven Dragon Balls in total and none of them come out of it, right?
What is "neuroni"?
No, it's "2012".
Oh, I said "neuroni" too, but...
It's not "neuroni". It's not "neuroni".
It's "2012".
It's not "neuroni". It only looks like "neuroni".
This is definitely a snake.
It's a snake that swallowed four of those stones.
This is terrible.
However, when you look at it as a snake, it's quite powerful.
It's not a snake.
How did you do the eyes and stuff like that?
The eyes are red.
The eyes and tongue are red, right?
And you also cut the yellow off and did it.
That's right.
And in "2012"...
Everyone is a genius!
Oh, I don't want to do it anymore.
This is quite elaborate.
Could you show us your work?
Here you go, Sashihara-san.
Oh, wow!
I really don't want to do it anymore!
Oh, that's amazing!
It's quite something.
Oh, you're pulling this off!
Oh, reverse!
Oh, wow!
That's amazing!
That's elaborate!
Oh, you're pulling it off!
That's amazing!
She didn't have time to speak!
That's why you even cut out kanji!
That's amazing! Instead of not being able to speak, her face is expressionless!
That's true! Her face is speaking for itself!
That's amazing! You're good!
That's pretty good!
That's amazing!
Now, let's take a look at Kitawara-san's confidence!
I'm looking forward to it!
That's awful!
That's disgusting!
Kitawara-san is out!
Let's take a look at Kitawara-san.
I want to stop now.
I'm looking forward to it.
Terrible!
This is terrible!
Disgusting!
This is a monster!
What is this?
Isn't it an eel?
No, I don't like this.
It's a monster that comes to mind.
This is an eel.
What is this thing that comes out of your face?
It's disgusting.
This is a mustache.
Disgusting!
It's a parasite.
Terrible!
I'm serious about it.
Everyone!
Please show us your work.
If you stand up, it will collapse.
Be careful!
Please point out that this person was good at other works than you.
One, two, three!
I made a mistake.
That means...
Sachihara-san is out!
I'm out!
Terrible!
You're strong because you don't talk.
Let's move on to the next project.
Yonparabowling competition!
Kitawara-san will be in charge of this.
I'm sorry.
I won't take up much of your time.
No problem.
Do whatever you like.
I'll explain while moving.
I won't take up much of your time.
You suddenly became self-centered.
Were you so shocked by Kirie?
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