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The offer comes from a person named j.jr. when he is dancing with South American culture.
j.jr. !
Is it that expensive?
Yes.
Is it that expensive?
This year, you will appear in a commercial for a Belgian cake.
Belgian cake?
Belgian cake!
Let's ask Sashihara.
Yes, Sashihara.
Sashihara's past life was not his past life.
He is a rare person who died in the future and was reborn in the past.
He is one in 100,000 people.
One in 100,000 people?
Is there no past life?
His past life is the future.
By the way, who was he?
Let's start with Sashihara.
There is a man named Andrieu Nicole Remetorie.
Andrieu Nicole Remetorie.
He was born in the European Union and died in 2148.
He died in 2148 and was reborn in the 1990s.
Sashihara is the only one who knows about the future.
What are you talking about?
I can't remember now, but I'm sleeping in my memory.
Sashihara, you seem to know about the future.
Please tell me in more detail.
What did you know about the future?
He is a historian who has been researching the past.
He wants to do field work and investigate the past.
Field work?
I see.
He wants to see Japan 100 years ago.
Is he investigating now?
No, he is sleeping now.
I see.
He is a real field worker.
Sashihara, please tell me about your future activities.
How about this year?
She will appear in a drama called "Luluie", as an actress.
First of all, the novel "Luluie" actually exists now, doesn't it?
I think it does.
Then I'll look it up.
Ah, "Luluie".
By the way, I looked up Andrie's name, but nothing came up.
No, of course, it doesn't mean it's not done yet.
Ah, there is "Luluie"!
Everyone is looking it up on TikTok!
But...
I'll announce it.
Oh, it's true!
It's a fictional name that appears in works like "Howard Phillips" and "Lagcraft".
A fictional name...
It's true!
Ah, but there is a fictional name that appears in works...
No, no, no, wait, listen!
A fictional name that appears in works means that there is a novel with the name "Luluie" in it.
Ah, that's right!
Did you look it up on the Internet or something?
I looked it up while swimming on the Internet in 2012.
Swimming on the Internet in 2012?
While dreaming...
Does that mean surfing the Internet?
I can surf the Internet of the future.
Eh, is that how it's connected?
Gekidan-san!
That's right.
Does that mean surfing the Internet?
Surfing the Internet...
Gekidan-san?!
But it's in the future!
It's in the future.
It hasn't been written yet.
Okay, Gekidan-san, just to confirm...
Then I'll confirm it.
Just to confirm...
Is it okay for it to appear on TV?
Um...
It's out of the borderline.
Out of the borderline...
But it's okay because of the time period, right?
I see.
Why are you nodding "yeah, yeah"?
But, you know...
There aren't many people who say it so concretely.
Even if it's out of the borderline, doesn't it feel good?
If you say it so clearly.
Thank you very much.
It does feel good!
Do you have anything you'd like to say, Sachihara- san?
Ah, then I'll also...
Um, fate...
"Meguriawase"?
The one you're all asking about.
Yes, yes, yes.
Um, on November 17th, 2012...
Near your home...
Me too!
...you'll pick up a gold ring.
From there, you'll advance.
You'll pick up a gold ring.
What's that?
It's like an advance.
It's like love.
It's likely to go there.
If you deliver it as a learning object, you'll advance.
If you don't, you won't advance.
So you can't think about cheating.
I see.
Deliver it properly when you find it.
By the way, who is the thief?
It's A.H.
It's A.H. again!
Who is it?
It has nothing to do with the brand, so you can say it.
It's okay, but it's a personal name.
Please say it.
Please say it. I'm curious.
I see.
Please say it for me only.
Well...
It's Mr. Aida.
That's a good name.
Is that so?
Are you wearing a pin microphone?
Yes, I am.
It wasn't written in the book that the pin microphone should be yours.
I can't say the words I just said are always correct.
You're telling a lie.
That's because you know it.
Because I know it?
What a pain in the ass!
Moreover, the word "sashiko legend" will be born this year.
Do you know "sashiko"?
There is a project called "sashiko legend".
Do you know what "sashiko" is?
It's about challenging something.
If you succeed in that challenge, many people will come out to imitate you.
Like "let's do the "sashiko legend" too"?
That's right.
You're dragging the times.
It's because you know about the future.
Let's move on to Ms. Kitara.
Yes, please.
When you look at Ms. Kitara's past life, you'll see the word "Ueda Umanosuke".
"Ueda Umanosuke"?
Wasn't there such a wrestler?
There are some famous people like that.
During the Edo period, she was a samurai and a swordsman.
This year, as a female swordswoman, she appears in a movie as a swordswoman swinging a sword.
Her previous life was "Ueda Umanosuke".
I see.
There is something about Ms. Kitara's swordsmanship.
When that role comes...
Earlier, Yokoyama said that she was a princess of the Heian period in a previous program's fortune- telling.
I used to be a fighter too.
Before, I was said to be like a pirate of Macao.
A pirate of Macao?
I was said to be like that.
You were a navy.
That's right, I was a navy.
It's the same in terms of fighting.
There is a difference between a soldier and a samurai, but there is an image of fighting.
Were you that kind of person?
By chance, Ms. Yokoyama and Ms. Kitara said something similar.
Earlier, I was told...
Did you watch "A.K. Bingo"?
I don't have a TV.
You don't have a TV?
Sometimes, I watch it online.
Don't you watch TV at all?
I mostly work from home, so I don't watch TV.
Honestly, you don't know "not yet", do you?
It's my first time.
Did you know about "A.K. Bingo"?
I know about it.
Do you know who I am?
I know.
You know?
Why do you know? You don't watch TV.
A long time ago, NHK had a program.
I watched it while I was working.
- That's a long time ago. - That's a long time ago.
Did you have a TV at that time?
I lived with my parents at that time.
I watched it sometimes.
- You became independent after that. - That's right.
Is there anything else, Mr. Kitahara?
As for Mr. Kitahara...
This year, on August 12th...
Here it is! I'll give you a hint. On August 12th...
You'll meet your soulmate from 160 years ago.
A soulmate from 160 years ago?!
A soulmate from 160 years ago!
In other words, you'll meet your best friend from when you were Ueda Umanosuke.
Who is "my best friend"?
Who is "Ueda Umanosuke"?
In other words, you'll meet your best friend from when you were Ueda Umanosuke.
In that movie...
Oh, I see.
In that movie, you'll meet your soulmate from 160 years ago.
Oh, I see.
When you told me about it, I thought it might be a lie, but when you told me about it, it all sounded like a lie.
But you said you wanted to be an actress, didn't you?
Yes, and I'm very happy about it, so I believe you.
I dance in Brazil.
Wow!
I'm a Belgian chocolate.
That's amazing!
It's worldwide.
Are you okay with Japanese activities?
Of course not. I don't dance in Brazil.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, Yokoyama-san.
Do you write anything in a library?
Of course. I write everything from the beginning of the universe to the end of it.
Then, what about me tomorrow?
Tomorrow...
I won't let you go if you aim at me, Yokoyama-san!
I'll fall asleep and hit my little toe somewhere.
Be careful!
It hurts a lot!
It hurts because it's winter.
Is there anything else?
I wanted to stay outside, so I think I can go to the kitchen.
But I don't think I have anything I want to drink.
In the kitchen?
I told you, I don't have anything.
Tell me about tomorrow, Yuya.
Okay. What's after that?
Time's up!
I can't teach you anymore!
That's enough!
Okay, then, teacher!
Thank you for your wonderful performance today!
Thank you!
Now, this is the last one!
Yume Uzuki sensei!
Thank you!
Yume sensei!
Please listen carefully, everyone!
Thank you!
Are you a tarot reader?
Yes, I am!
Yume-san, you're using a cute pouch!
Yes, I'm Capipara-chan!
Can I touch it?
Yes, it's special!
Are you putting a card in it?
Yes, I am!
You're putting a card in it...
You're putting it in a cute Capipara-chan!
Let's start with Oshima-san!
Yes, please!
Oshima-san...
Last year...
This year...
No, last year...
Was it 2011?
10 years and 11 years...
You took a little break, but...
I think it was pretty tough!
Yes!
You took on a lot of responsibilities and it was tough...
But...
This year...
It will bring you great prosperity!
Oh!
This year...
Don't make any more work than you've done so far...
But try to make as much content as you can!
Are you thinking of dancing in Brazil or something like that?
Um...
That's one thing...
You're reaching out too much!
That's one thing...
Like studying...
It's an age where you can expand your framework...
It's an age where you can create a lot of things...
You can do anything you want...
But...
If you make it into one or more forms...
You won't be able to keep up!
Hmm...
Okay!
Then...
Let's go with Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
This year...
I'm thinking of taking it slow and taking it easy!
And...
Um...
I'm a curious person...
And I tend to go back and forth a lot...
But...
By digging up my past experiences...
Um...
By going...
I'm able to get out of everything!
This year!
Hmm!
And...
The keyword is...
Friends!
Um...
Whether it's men or women...
Among all the people you take with you...
It's a meeting in a new place!
Oh!
Now!
A new place!
Interesting!
Then...
Let's go with Kitana-san!
Yes!
You're...
Cute...
And you're...
An actress!
Yes!
Wow!
An actress who flies three times!
That's right!
This year...
Your luck will improve!
Oh!
And...
It will gradually speed up!
Yes!
Wow!
I'm happy!
What you started last year...
Yes!
Um...
Yes!
This year, you'll get together...
Yes!
Um...
You'll try to be yourself...
Yes!
You'll calm down...
Yes!
And you'll get it!
Yes!
Now!
Next, let's go with Sashihara-san!
Yes!
You're the third person...
But you seem like you're trying really hard...
Hahaha!
You're the third person...
But you seem like you're trying really hard...
What's up with you two before you?
Um...
Sashihara-san...
Yes!
Um...
Actually...
Your luck is really strong and energetic...
Yes!
Actually...
And you're attractive...
"Attractive" is your keyword.
I think everyone will say so.
And you're doing great.
This year...
Your energetic and unyielding personality will further enhance your insight.
But I want to tell you...
You're very popular.
You've been taken to a lot of places.
You're very tempting.
Isn't it the first time you've said I'm popular?
Your work luck is very high...
But your love luck is very low.
I see.
Because of that, a lot of things happen.
Be careful of love luck.
I'll be careful.
Don't let love take over you.
That's right.
I'll be careful. Thank you.
Be passionate about your work.
Yes! I'll do my best!
With that...
Yume... Ms. Uzuki, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care
Yonpara's "Christmas Delusion Talk"!
Yay!
With that...
We'll have you talk about your ideal Christmas date in your delusions.
Yes!
Please draw an illustration that represents it!
Let's do our best!
Do your best!
I've never had delusions before, so I don't know.
I think you're most suitable for it.
Right?
I see.
Everyone...
Have you finished drawing?
Yes, we have!
Ms. Oshima, please!
Yes!
I want to ride a helicopter and look at the night view from above!
Oh, that's nice!
Ms. Oshima, is it okay for you to be such a smart man?
No, I wasn't interested in illumination until now.
I don't like human-made light.
What a cool statement!
I liked stars and such.
I didn't like it at first, but as I got older, I started to like illumination.
I see.
People who do such things can afford both mentally and financially.
That's right.
It seems like financial aspects are important.
Ms. Yokoyama, please announce your ideal date!
Here it is!
I see a lot of "shizuki" written on it.
First of all, I'll go to an amusement park.
Then, I'll take a picture in front of Tokyo Tower and go home.
It's a typical date, isn't it?
That's right.
Do you like roller coaster?
I like roller coaster.
Really?
But you don't like it, do you?
Do you think so? I like it very much.
Do you like haunted house and clinging to it?
I'm afraid of haunted house, so I'm okay with it.
Are you okay with it?
Yes.
Let's look at the picture.
Yes.
Ta-dah!
You are good at drawing!
When did you become so good at drawing?
When I noticed it, I was good at it.
What kind of date is it?
At first, eight people of my class are playing together.
I feel like a student in my class.
Yes.
Then I was wondering whether I should go home or not.
Even though we are going in different directions, he said, "Wait, I'll send you home."
I said, "Is it okay?"
He said, "It's the opposite direction."
I said, "It's okay. I can't send a girl home alone."
Then we talked in the park.
I think it's because it's Christmas that he can be bold.
Yes.
What do you think?
Didn't you prepare a present for him?
Yes!
That's why I bought a trash can.
What?
I said, "Yes," and hid it in the trash can.
You saved it.
There was a trash can next to the bench.
I don't like it.
It's a big surprise.
I don't like trash cans.
Hide it somewhere else.
I don't mind hiding it here.
I was going to say that.
She is cute.
What do you think about this kind of date?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Yuyuko!
She is strict.
Which do you like, Yokoyama and Sashira's date?
First of all, Sashira's group date...
It was a long time ago when I said "class."
I don't know what "class" is.
She is back!
Welcome back!
I've been waiting for you.
I heard your voices.
I thought it would be a good project for me.
I heard you said it was your ideal date.
I wrote a play.
While you were waiting for me...
I had time.
Please show me.
Please watch it.
Christmas Night.
Let's go see the illumination.
It's cold, but it's beautiful.
And on that night, we order delivery food and cook small dishes together and have fun.
We order delivery food and cook small dishes together and have fun.
And after we finish eating, we watch "Hitoshi Matsumoto's Slippery Story" every year.
I like it, Matsumoto-san.
And at night, we prepare socks and go to sleep.
Are there any presents inside?
I'm excited.
And on Christmas morning, I woke up and it was empty inside.
Why?
Santa Claus didn't come.
What is this?
It's a shame.
What is it?
Don't mess with me.
I can't do this kind of story.
At that time, he said one word.
What?
Look at your own finger.
What?
Wow!
Wow! It's a good story!
What is it?
Wow! It's a good story!
Kitara-san, you've been waiting for a long time.
Giga-zoo battle!
Everyone, please draw your own Giga-zoo.
Reality is a silent self.
This program is brought to you by FACE GROUP.
I think you've finished drawing.
But you don't have to show it now.
This is a new attempt.
After this program is over...
We will upload your drawings to our website.
And we will vote who drew the best drawing.
The person who drew the best drawing will receive a prize.
We will announce the results later.
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